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lckoda · 10 months
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UNPROMPTED THINGS MY FRIENDS HAVE SAID PT. 2
A/N these are way more 🔞 than the rest so once again minors should be away. Also a lot more monsterfudging for some reason? If you use please tag me I want to see blurbs from OC’s just saying random things.
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1. There is a fine line between discussing communism and discussing virginity
2. My ear holes hurt
3. When does cooties turn into stds?
4.That’s illegal you know.
Oh I know
5. I’ve made your toes curl
6. Im a considerate man and don’t want my dick on you
7. This is why she doesn’t fucking love you
8. I felt the cold liquid go down to my ankles.
9. I don’t like semi’s inside my ass thank you.
Like the trucks?
Either way
10. I need to get up but I’m laying down and my body is like… eh
I can jab you if you want
Jesus Christ.
11. Is it more gay deer? Oh, no it’s just my mom
12. Sorry I touched your butt
13. *reading a book* something hard pressed against my thigh. Hmmm I wonder what it is.
*person walking by* that’s a mystery mouse-a-tool that will help us later.
14. Have you every heard the spell about the rubber room with rats
15. Sorry I was being distracted by this man talking about trumpets going extinct
16. He may not have an ass but he got titties (talking about Miguel O’Hara)
17. We need to put the door down and see if we can all fit
18. Hold on. Rewind. We were just talking about a queer love movie how did we end up on pirate porn?
19. If I have to explain it again it won’t be funny the second time around.
I didn’t hear you to begin with so it wasn’t funny the first time around.
20. Is that a pager what is this the 1980’s?
Listen it’s not attached to your ass so don’t worry bout it.
21. I’m talking about smut and you’re talking about Facebook?
22. Yes I have 23 bald eagles stapled to my wall.
23. I’m sorry sir but did you just put your whole dick on your friends face?
24. Would you ever fuck a dragon?
You can slap my ass and call me donkey.
25. You look like someone who would milk a Minotaur
26. Ah my cherries
27. You are the napkin
28. That man looks like a wizard
29. My crrrreeeeaaammm
30. The cream man willl win
31. My hat. When you lose your hat you have to kill yourself. NOOOOOO *kills everyone involved*
32. Use these controls.
Why are you helping her?
33. Look at ****’s tiny head
34. What’s your crisis?
I can’t clip this to my ass
35. I don’t want you to think I’m laughing at it I’m just stupid
36. I was getting taken by a tentacle. Sounds like a good time.
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lckoda · 11 months
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Unprompted things my friends and I have said. Pt. 1
A/N: None of these have context and to be honest bout half of these are from one person alone. Feel free to use any of these for dialogue or just random starters.
Most of these are 18+ so minors go away.
1. “Brian get your ass in the car, we’re horny”
2. “We are not starting a fucking cult”
3. “I’m not explaining to you parents why you passed away from beans”
4. “Did you just ask her if she wanted Asperger’s?”
“Fucking aspirin you whore.”
5. Walking back from the kitchen. “Who’s throwing bread?”
6. “I don’t have time to be drowned in cream.”
“I do.”
7. “I can’t hear you beyond ass clown.”
8. “I’m gonna hit you if you call cantaloupe outside it’s name again”
9. “You think monsters only come out at night? Wrong”
10. “So back on the topic of werewolves”
11. “He has free will but he will be punished for the choices he makes”
12. “I listen to 80’s rap but I know who SZA is”
13. “I hope you see Chewbacca. He’s furry”
14. -try’s to open a jar of mayo. can’t open jar goes to S/O
“Hey can you open the jar please”
-tries to open jar but are not successful
“Do I need to bang it”
-S/O proceeds to bang the jar’s lid on the corner of a cabinet breaking the lid in the process
“Jesus Christ” is now holding a broken jar lid and a full jar of mayo.
“I got it. I- I opened it” awkward proudness
“Babe….I love you but no.”
15. Turning up radio volume “Aw come on I wanted to hear about the manslaughter”
16. “Does your shirt say fuck daddy?”
17. “Open thine gate like you open thine’s legs”
18. “Give me your ass (give me thine ass)”
19. “Yeah you wanted to die last year”
“I did”
20. “Fuck Richard, your soda’s in the bathtub”
21. “I can’t cry myself so I sit in the shower and imagine they’re tears.” -finger guns-
22. “My ass isn’t that big”
23. “I was gonna go pee then I saw my face”
24. “How much furry porn have your watched Richard”
24. “You gotta come out sometime”
Pterodactyl screech
25. “Yeah you look like a senior. a senior citizen.”
26. Gremlin voice “give me your money”
27. “Why is it tingling?”
28. “I believe in you”
“I don’t”
29. “Oh my Christ on a stick you stupid bitch”
30. “I guess I could’ve gotten closer.”
31. “Ahhhh drive you whore”
32. “If you call me in the morning I will rip out your throat.”
33. -holds out hand for hand holding-
-gives a high five-
“Crisp”
34. Talking about a star wars gun keychain. “It goes pew pew not bang bang”
35. “Do we want to get fancy drunk or regular drunk”
36. “Jesus”
“You okay over there?”
“Yeah just felt the power of god come through my ass”
37. “I thought it was a furry turns out it was fanart about Markiplier.”
38. “Slap my ass and call me daddy…. Wait that’s not it” (love a brain merging sayings)
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lckoda · 1 year
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It’s not a show about zombies it’s a show about love and humanity and I will never not cry with this episode.
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I used to hate the world and I was happy when everyone died. But I was wrong, because there was one person worth saving. That’s what I did.
THE LAST OF US (2023-) S01E03 | “Long Long Time”
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lckoda · 2 years
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tag the oc that makes everything worse
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lckoda · 2 years
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“what’s your fursona” this and “what does your blog smell like” that… tell me in the tags what your object head sona would be
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lckoda · 2 years
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Wait gods can feel?
What? Of course I can feel. Maybe not the sam- did you think I was heartless??
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lckoda · 2 years
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Life is nothing but chaos. And chaos reigns when you have so much on the brain.
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lckoda · 2 years
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Person C: “mhmm” *nods while shoving a spoonful of cookie dough in their mouth walking off*
Person A: "I'm angry."
Person B: "Have you considered crime?"
Person A: "Let me rephrase. I'm law-abiding angry."
Person B: "...demon summonings?"
Person A: "wha- are these coping methods for you???"
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lckoda · 2 years
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lckoda · 2 years
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TW: forced choices, talk of death and dying, mentions of mental issues,
Had the idea off of one of @whumpster-dumpster asks about forced choices.
A/N Twin/ sibling prompts (3/?)
Twins who have lost touch with one another and one becomes a vampire being forced to fake their own death (A whole funeral and everything)
But every few years the vampire twin shows up at night almost like a “ghost” and they have conversations about childhood and learns about their siblings life that way as if they haven’t been watching them longer than that.
Everyone believes the other twin is going insane with the grief and is even put into a psych ward, given therapy, medication. With this knowledge the vampire twin stops coming around for the sake of the others safety and sanity.
At the end of the other’s life vampire twin shows up one last time and tells them everything. Human twin smiles and told them they knew. Have a conversation before other passes and vamp twin now has to go on with life.
Additional idea: the twin can find out they have a grand niece/nephew and shows up from time to time risking everything and tells the child stories at night. When the child tells the family, they chuck it up as just they child being only that.
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lckoda · 2 years
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Prompt
TW: injury (not in detail), self sacrificing, mentions of weapon.
Twin/ sibling prompt (2/?)
Twins talking with in their last few minutes during an zombie apocalypse. And they’re in a group of maybe 5-6
One twin is injured or bitten and refuses to be turned and tells the group to leave them. After a couple minutes of discussion the group decides to leave the twin with a weapon for one last fight. The other twin walks with the group to the door and let’s everyone else leave before shutting the door, turning away from yelling just to walk back to their sibling.
Injured/bitten sibling rolls their eyes and shakes their head.
“Thought I told you to leave and don’t turn back?”
The other let’s out an exhausted sigh wincing while taking a seat next to their injured sibling and nudges them with their shoulder.
“We came into this world together crying. We’re going out together fighting.”
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lckoda · 2 years
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Dialogue prompt
Been watching a lot of horror and paranormal movies and I love the idea of not knowing if the person is possessed unless they say something abnormal and so one character asks the other a question that they know the other should know.
Especially if they’re a sibling duo who’s family knows something in a small town. So when they’re younger their family always tells them the same story.
Sibling/ twin prompt (1/?)
TW: possession?
“Hey (B)”
“Yeah?”
“You remember that story mom used to tell us when we were younger about her older sister?”
“Mom told us several stories about her.”
“Yeah- but the one that she always told to stop us from playing with fire.”
“Yeah the one where aunt (name) accidentally set the barn on fire and got stuck- couldn’t escape. I remember that as clear as day, but why is that important? Why are you looking at me like that? What’s wrong?.”
“(B)”
“Yeah?”
“Mom didn’t have an older sister who died in a barn fire. She had older brother who drowned in the lake near the camp because he couldn’t swim.”
“Oh? That’s unfortunate”
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lckoda · 2 years
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lckoda · 2 years
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Rules of the library
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The librarian posts what they want.
- this includes but is not limited to: prompts, fluff, angst, BDSM themes, manipulative power dynamics,etc.
-this does NOT include: anything to do with SCAT, eating disorders (specifically forcing one to vomit), child or animal abuse, Snuff, etc.
+ if there is something triggering and is not written please let me know so I can place in tags and on fic+
This blog is 18+ minors and ageless blogs will be blocked.
If you enjoy what you have read, the library does appreciate feedback
Some things won’t be proof read
This blog does contain mature content that some individuals may find disturbing. Readers discretion is advised. You have been warned.
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lckoda · 2 years
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About me
Name: LC
Age: 18 +
Pronouns: they/he
Sexuality: somewhere on the spectrum
Triggers: eating disorder (specifically forcing oneself to vomit) infant/child death (younger than 10), incest.
Random Facts: Depression and anxiety. Bipolar, BPD, ptsd, ADHD. Fav color:sage.
Mainly write original works of fiction but getting back into fan fictions
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