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Dick and Jason: Bruce! TIM has a demon following him! *panic*
Bruce: *internally "The fuck im suppose to do???"* *picks up his phone and calls someone* Constantine? Can you look into something??
Idk why this is so funny to me, but how would the Batfam react to Tim Drake making a contract with a demon Male reader?
Like a part of the demon contract deals, is neither party demon nor the human can say what the contract is. So the batfam has no context what, so why is the demon there and follows around Tim.
Batman ofc dragged a favour out of Constantine, and John explains that many contracts have one rule that the contract can be told to others, of what it is. But he can give them info of the demon, which Male Reader is a demon that rules over psychology and secrets.
So when Tim is doing another "all-nighter" (it's going on 29 hours of being a wake), the batfam notices the demon getting agitated watching Tim and speaks 'Do you remember the rules of our contract?' , Tim sighing in stubbornness says 'Yes, but I'm almost done with this breakthrough'.
After one more hour, Demon Reader gets up and taps Tim's shoulder and possesses him. Immediately saving his work, and begins doing all of the self-care tasks Tim's been putting off. Like dumping out his coffee, and drinking water, taking a shower, eating a balanced meal and doing his laundry. While Tim's mind is asleep in his subconscious.
Ooooo I kinda like this idea ok soooo I think that-
At first glance everyone is definitely thrown off by your presence. Why in the world would Tim do something like this out of nowhere? Damian is just intrigued and curious, mostly asking you questions that you promptly ignore. Dick, and Jason are immediately concerned, throwing out question after question about why Tim would do this but he never tells them. So the first thing they do is run to Bruce who just goes to John to see if he has any information on the type of demon you are. John does his little investigation on you and immediately recognizes you as a type of psychological demon, so he tells them not to worry about it too much.
That doesn't stop them from being warry about you as you follow Tim around. They'd try to make idle chatter here and there but you'd always respond quickly, being too focused on Tim to really care about anyone else. It made it hard to build trust with you so they were never 100% sure you wouldn't cause any harm to Tim. Until one day at least.
Of course there came a time where Tim refused to sleep as he worked on his latest breakthrough. The others had tried to get him to away from his lab and into a bed or at the very least the kitchen to eat a meal but it was no use, until you that is. Around the 29th hour of Tim's all-nighter the others had heard some commotion from his lab. Going to check it out they found you nagging him to take a break and rest while reminding him about the rules of your covert contract. When he'd ignored you one last time you took matters into your own hands, possessing Tim and forcing him to get up and take care of himself. The others were definitely freaked out until they noticed you simply cleaning up his desk before moving to the bathroom where you made sure his teeth were brushed and his face was washed. You'd made him take a shower, eat, hydrate, and all in all just did menial tasks for him, making sure he was taken care of. It boggled everyone's minds somewhat but it sort of confirmed Johns suspicions that you wouldn't be a threat to anyone, let alone Tim.
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🍃🌹Dick Grayson SFW Alphabet 🌹🍃
Author's note:
I'm slowly getting back into writing because I'm currently working on changing careers. So, I'm going to edit and refresh my pinned posts and do a couple of other things.
Proofreader: Bilbo Baggins
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Affection: How affectionate are they? How do they show it?
Dick is very effective, especially when it comes to physical affection. He will always find a way to touch you, even in public. Holding hands, an arm around your waist or shoulders. Even when you sit down, he'll have a knee touch yours. Loves giving you quick pecks every time he sees you.
Best Friend: What are they like as best friends? How would you become best friends?
Dick is the type of guy that likes to make sure everyone feels welcome to places. You were probably new to Gotham or the team, and I began conversing with you about doing a check-in. 100% older brother therapist instincts at first.
Cuddles: Do they like to cuddle? How would they?
Even before you two start dating, they'll be cuddling. Dick thrives on physical closeness to the people he's close to. Whether hugging his friends or cuddling plies with his brothers while watching movies. He loves cuddling.
Domestic: Do they want to settle down? How good are they at cooking and cleaning?
Dick is good at cooking; he's good, not great. He needs to have a recipe to follow with clear, in-depth instructions. As well as you to help him keep track of the tasks to do in order. His ADHD is not kind to him when he tries to cook by himself; 20 minutes to bake in the oven? Cool, he can watch a YouTube video or scroll on social media. Need to remember the food in the oven.
He'd like to settle down, but he feels he never could. It would last a week until his old team is on a mission or his brothers are on a case, and he's putting on the suit again to help.
Ending: If they had to break up? How would they?
He tries not to let it show, but he has a crippling level of self-doubt. If he broke up with you, it was probably during one of his depression spirals, feeling like he is just not good enough to be with you. Feeling like he is just holding you back or you could do better.
He'll become closed off, trying to push you away. Then, after a while, if you try to confront him or you pry, his self-doubt will overflow and say you two are breaking up. You can try to help him get through it and reassure him. However, if he's not ready for the conversation, in that mental state, he'll try to push you away more, even though he wants the exact opposite.
Fiance: How do they feel about commitment? How long before they pop “the question”?
Dick is exceptionally loving and very passionate; however, he has extreme commitment issues, mostly built on his own self-doubt and crippling anxiety. As the oldest child, it's tough for him to voice his problems and stress. No matter how much he tries, his brain locks that in his throat. Wanting to focus on other people's pain and issues instead. He probably won't propose unless you ask him where he sees your two relationships going, making him think about it. He loves you very much, but it's not that; he just doesn't trust himself not to hurt you. Even if it wasn't even his fault that you got hurt in the first place.
Gentle: How gentle are they? Both physically and Emotionally?
Dick is rough physically but lovingly. He won't go easy on you during training, but you will notice he tackles and dodges more with you. Using more defensive fighting instead of defensive tactics. Outside of that, he is incredibly gentle emotionally. He is gentle but is rough as much as you are comfortable with. Being sarcastic or a shoulder to cry on.
Hugs: Do they like hugs? What are their hugs like?
If you two are dating, be ready to mind your own business and be lifted into the air by a tight hug, as if his hugs are linked to the love he has for you. He absolutely loves hugs and hugging you. He loves the hugs where you both face each other and his arms around your midback. Not just because of the closeness of it, but he also attacks you with kisses and compliments, and you can't escape.
I love you: How fast do they say the L-word?
Physical affection, he can do no problem, but verbalizing it is much more challenging. He's trained his brain to know the best thing to say in any situation, so he fears saying it and not meaning it. Worried that he only said it cause that's what you wanted him to say. He probably said it out loud while looking back at the memory you two shared first, then paused for a second, and then was like, ' Oh?... OH, I LOVE THEM!'.
Jealousy: Do they get jealous? What would they do?
He would 100% get jealous; for the most part, his jealousy was the strongest before you two started dating. But he's the silent boiler when it comes to jealousy, and his eyes give me away every time. Wally absolutely used this to his advantage to get Dick to confess to you or make a move. During parties or hangouts, Wally would put his arm around your neck or get close to you while you two were talking with a shit-eating grin as he saw Dick Death staring harder than Batman has ever done.
Kissing: What are their kisses like? Where do they like to be kissed/ kiss you?
For regular kissing, he loves to do a slow, long kiss, taking his time to enjoy the presence of your lips. However, he also loves giving you quick pecks on the check every time he sees you during the day. Will melt into the floor as a gushy mess when you provide him with forehead kisses for greeting as you two are working or on patrol.
Little ones: How are they around kids?
He loves his brothers! But does he have kids of his own? Hell no. He has a crisis spiral almost every week. How could he care for someone who relies on him for support and care? He loves caring for his brothers anyway, often feeling more like a parent to them than a sibling. He's been woken up by his brothers breaking into his apartment or knocking on his door in the middle of the night plenty of times. He's already living the dad experience.
Morning: How are they during the mornings?
He likes to tell people he's a morning person, but he takes every chance he gets to oversleep. Did he patrol until 2 a.m. with no scheduled work for his day job? Sweet, he'll just sleep for 3 hours and then do some stuff around the house. *proceeds to sleep for 14 hours, only waking up cause Tim called having a panic attack *
Nights: How are they spent with them?
Dick, like most of the Batfam, can spend the whole night awake. Even going weeks without sleep if needed. So if he has to work on a case, you two like to cuddle on the couch during those nights after eating dinner, where you fall asleep buried into him as he works.
When not working on a case, you patrol if you're already asleep. He'll try to be as quiet as possible to not wake you while changing and getting ready for bed. Most of the time, he accidentally wakes you up when he gets to bed. To which you trap him into your arms sleepily, as if to say, no, you're leaving again now. It's cuddle time. Even the bathroom waits until the morning.
Open: When would they start revealing things about themselves?
You already know the most significant part if you are a hero. If you are just a civilian, then he'll try to hide his heroism as long as possible until he thinks it best to tell you. Either way, he'll try and be an open book when it comes to his relationship history, only opening up about his sexual assault and rape trauma WAY later into your twos relationship unless it starts to cause problems within your relationship with him.
Patience: How easily angered are they?
Dick is very patient, but he has a big temper, especially if he sees you doing a habit that is dangerous or self-harming in nature. He'll bring it up delicately to discuss it with you. But if you brush him off about the concerns, it will get into a heated argument, where he'll yell and cry about who he can't stand to see you do not to yourself, and stop pretending it's not happening.
Quizzes: Do they remember everything or nothing about you?
The answer is yesn't. He'll remember your side comment about your favorite flower, but if he doesn't set a reminder in his calendar for your birthday, he can't remember it to say his life. But he knows the time you take your meds! And he loves to shake them gently like a music shaker when walking up to you when you haven't taken them yet.
Remember: What is their favorite memory in the relationship?
His favorite memory in the relationship is at the end of your 2nd date; it began to rain when it wasn't supposed to. So, while you two were waiting for Alferd to pick you up, you huddled under his jacket to stay dry and had your first kiss.
Security: How protective are they? How would you protect each other?
Dick knows you can handle yourself; does that mean he won't protect you? Of course not! You two are attached at the hip during patrols and missions. Be ready to have a brooding hen by your bedside if you get hurt during one. If you're a civilian, he'll be more protective of you. Following you on top of roofs as you walk the streets at night until you are safe at home. Will even ask his brothers to do it if he can't.
You almost jumped out of your skin the first time you were expecting to look up to see your slutty waist hero boyfriend making sure you're getting home safe, to instead be making eye contact with a man built like a fridge with blood on him waving a gun like a concert glow stick, as greeting to you.
Try: How much effort would they put into dates, gifts, anniversaries, etc?
Dick has a lot going on in his schedule, so it's rare to have a time when you're both free to go out for dates or anniversary dinners. So he'll put in as much effort his being can do to make them perfect and go as planned. Don't be surprised if you look at a camera and it moves up and down; it's Baraba saying hi; he asks her to watch the place to ensure no villains or poppazi are planning on making an entrance.
Ugly: What are some bad habits of theirs?
A bad habit of Dick's is taking care of others, sometimes in a way that hurts his own well-being. Did he get shot in the arm? It's okay, he's alright, about Tim? Is Tim okay?
Another Bad habit he has is he tries to ignore his problems until they are eating him alive.
Vanity: How concerned are they with their looks?
Dick is very concerned with his looks, but he's not self-absorbed. He often uses it as an outlight when he can't take care of something mentally. He'll be training or working out until exhaustion if he is angry about something. It may not solve the issue, but he feels better now to look at it with a level head. He also uses his looks as a form of self-care. It's how he recharges.
Whole: Would they feel incomplete without you?
When Dick falls in love, he falls hard. So without, he'll feel like that part of him, left with you.
Xtra: Random headcanon for them?
He is very goofy sometimes; one of his favorite things to do when you two are sparring is when you are trapped under the other. He turns the sparring into a ticking match.
Yuck: What are some things they don’t like, in general, or in a partner?
He hates people who lack empathy; I'm not talking about people who close themselves off due to trauma, but that ACTUALLY LACKS empathy. He could never date someone fine without batting an eye and leave their friend or ally for dead. And he can tell the difference. He also could never date someone who shares a lot of traits with the Joker.
Zzz: What is their sleeping habit?
Dick either sleeps for 14 hours or won't sleep for 3 days; there is no in-between. However, if you do, he will get a half to a ''normal'' sleep schedule because he wants to spend time with you. But if you don't have a regular sleep schedule, he's fucked! No matter what, though, he constantly moves in his sleep for the first 2 hours, then stays still for the rest of the night after moving on to his stomach. You would mistake his sleeping for he suffocated himself in his sleep. If it wasn't for his muffled snoring.
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Batfam's reacting to you falling asleep on Tim
Author's note: Full fanfics will have to wait, but I will be doing these types of things for a bit. Feel free to send in asks!
I thought this post was cute and got my creative bug working again. I also wanted to avoid spamming Gator's inbox cause' I already sent in one or two.
Dick Grayson: The proudest brother alive! Look at Timbo finding love! Would definitely put a blanket over you both, and the group chat with his friend would be spammed with pictures and messages of how cute you guys are, how excited he is about Tim opening himself more, Trying to figure out what your couple name should be. Goes to leave but turns back around to make sure Tim's progress is saved and see if the laptop needs to be charged. Then leaves the room, to let you guys cuddle and sleep in peace, telling the rest of the batfam to keep quiet and not disturb you two.
Jason Todd: Found out what was up when Dick was telling everyone not to disturb you love birds. The man was just reading his book in the library, and he got his Flamboyant older brother wagging his finger in his face. Keep quiet, like bitch, your the loudest out of all of us. Decides to weigh the options of maybe writing something on Tim's face in washable marker, to ruffle dick's feathers a little. However, upon entering the room, he sees how content you both are and doesn't have the heart to mess with you. He can't help but let a soft smile creep up while leaving, happy to see Tim finally taking a break from fight or flight.
Damian Wayne: No! Of course, he's not doing an FBI-level background check on you because he's worried about his brother! It's essential to know the information of people close to their work as heroes! No, he's not nervous about possible changes in the family's route; that concern is for babies! 'Alferd, could you ensure they drink water and a snack when they wake. Drake probably hasn't touched a glass of water in days'.
Alfred Pennyworth: Would 100%, if told to or not, bring you both snacks and water bottles for when you both wake up; however, I also feel like he would also bring you headache meds. He's had to raise Bruce and insomniac Wayne and has been around the block more than once. Could you check on both laptops to see if they need to be charged? Quite happy to see that Tim has found someone that makes him happy, as well as that Tim's brothers are pretty excited. However, he is a little concerned that Damian may be unable to handle another change within the routine again so soon. It'll just be something that must be talked through with time.
Bruce Wayne: He'll probably be hyperfocused on doing research and stuck in his own thoughts. Cause he's over the moon that Tim's found someone. However, he needs to figure out how to follow the parental rules for same-sex relationships. He wants to keep the rules fair between his children, but like..??? So many questions, not enough answers yet. You can just get ready for awkward but supportive conversations to come.
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Test Ride Pt. 2 (Peter Parker x Android!Reader)
Pairing: Peter Parker (TH ver.) x Android Reader (with a robovagina)
Rating: Explicit
Words: 1189
POV: Second
Summary: The Big Tober Day 10 - Robotfucking
Note: A sequel to a piece I did for kinktober 2020. Reader is a robot and has no gender. Last time reader got a robopenis and I thought it only fair to give reader a robovagina this time. Reader's chest is unmentioned.
Tags: robotfucking, unnecessary use of fancy words to make it more sci-fi, at least I don't put 'quantum' in front of everything to make it science, dom/sub dynamics, overstimulation, safeword ignored(?), robot tentacles as restraints, vibrating pussy, nipple play and software/hardware updates gone ' wrong'
A new HUD interface greeted you as you booted up after your last upgrade. Your physical statistics and environmental parameters were found in new places, but that mattered little. Your optics activated after a short delay, visual input now also available to you. Your creator stood before you, his lips moving, but you received no audio input. “Audio module connection failed,” you replied to whatever he said. You saw him curse, or at least that was your best prediction of what his expression conveyed. He motioned your head down. You bent at the hips, allowed him to unplug and reconnect your audio modules.
Once the cables reconnected, you could hear Peter clearly. “Please, don’t be ruined, please don’t be ruined,” he muttered to himself.
“All modules operational,” you informed him. He jumped at your voice, but let out a sigh of relief right after. “Awaiting command,” you added. As per usual after an update, Peter started poking and prodding your frame, confirming your sensory input was still operational. When he was done testing your basic functions, he dragged you to his bed.
“Program D.O.M. version V, please,” he spoke nervously. You detected an increase in heart rate and blood flow to the genitals. You confirmed the break command, as it was standard protocol, before you could execute the D.O.M. program. Once the safety protocols were satisfied, you had your digits on Peter’s clothes. You unbuttoned his flannel, revealing his pale chest underneath. There was minor bruising, but a quick scan revealed no serious injuries that were contraindications to the program. You pushed him onto the bed and started running your tongue over his chest, paying extra attention to his nipples.
Peter whimpered as you played with his chest, artificial tongue and teeth taking turns with your digits pinching his sensitive nubs. You kept track of his arousal, only stopping your onslaught once his involuntary noises got a little louder. You sat up, retracting your pelvic panel and rubbing your wet hole over Peter’s crotch. He whined as you slowly soaked through his jeans and underwear, until he could feel your wetness on his cock through his clothes. “Please, I need to be inside you,” Peter eventually moaned, his mind tethering on the edge of madness.
He was hard underneath you, so you deemed him ready for the next stage. With superhuman deftness, you removed his clothes until he was naked on the bed. His cock protruded from his body, the tip red and leaking. You wrapped a servo around his rod, stroking slowly as to tease him. When he started thrusting into the tightness, you placed your other servo on his hip, your mechanical strength counteracting his. He was forced to only take what you gave, which was exactly what he programmed you to give. It was not enough to get him even remotely close to orgasm, but the build-up was perfect to make him start begging. Once the begging got frequent enough, you proceeded on to the next stage; you mounted him, letting his cock slide into your wet and soft hole. Peter moaned, his eyes rolling back as you rode him at a decent pace. “Please, give me more, I’ve been good. I will be even better, I swear.”
His moans filled the room. You took his dick all the way inside and paused on top of him. “I will grant you more. However, unpermitted orgasms will be reciprocated with punishment.” He nodded, promising he would not cum. You decreased the elasticity of your inner walls, giving him a tighter squeeze as you proceeded to ride him. Your movements were quicker than before, fully intending to make him cum without permission. Peter was moaning to the ceiling, eyes squeezed closed sometimes and other times wide open. His mouth stayed wide open, tongue peeking over his lower lip.
Just as predicted, your inner sensors detected his cum painting your inner workings. You rode him until the spurts seized. Then you planted yourself firmly on him. Tendrils extended from your body and wrapped around his appendages. “You have disobeyed my orders,” you stated as you held him down and turned on the vibrations of your inner walls. Peter wailed as his sensitive cock was forced to endure the intense vibrations. He writhed against your restraints, but not even his super strength could remove you. Just like he had begged you before to fuck him, he was now begging for your mercy. You bent your upper body, putting a servo around his throat. You put a little pressure on the blood vessels below his jaw. Tears poured down Peter’s eyes as you forced a second orgasm out of him. You detected more cum inside you as he cried out.
After his second orgasm, you ran a scan on him, the analysis showing that he had enough. You removed your servo from his throat and turned off the stimulation or at least… attempted to. “Error: deprecated code, V-module unresponsive.” You stated, your tendrils no longer retracting and your hole vibrating on and on.
“What?” Peter exclaimed, clearly in panic. You ran a diagnostic check, your hole trying to reboot by first ramping the vibrations all the way up, so it could be brought down again. Peter screamed during the process, his brain unable to process the stimulation.
The tactic worked fine, but the module got stuck again at the same level of vibrations you started at. “Tendril module interfering with V-module. Attempting tendril reboot.” Peter did not perceive a word you said. As the tendrils rebooted, they lifted up a little, Peter’s body now hanging in the air except for his pelvis, where you still sat, vibrating his cock.
Peter cried, feeling like his brain had melted away from the intense pleasure. “Stark! Stark!” He screamed the break command. You tried to terminate the program immediately, but the backlog of reboots and diagnostic checks made it impossible. Your creator, against your predictions, came again, barely a drop of cum leaving him. He kept screaming, trying to get through to you. Just after his third orgasm, you regained control of the tendrils. In a flash, they were retracted and you uncoupled the module for now.
Peter’s cock was gradually turning limp inside of you. The poor boy was hoarse from screaming. Without the tendrils, you regained full control, the vibrations stopping instantly. “Thank you, thank you,” Peter whispered over and over as you lifted your frame off him.
“Program D.O.M. paused,” you stated, “do you wish to continue after a delay or shall I proceed with aftercare protocols?”
Peter laid starfish-style on the bed. His chest was heaving. He could use some aftercare, but it was hard to trust you right now. “Terminate the program all together,” he groaned, “initiate shutdown.” A second later, he was met with the sound of your vents shutting down and your pelvic plate closing to protect what was behind it. He was left in silence. As far as updates went, it still wasn’t as bad as that time Windows went from XP to Vista. He counted it as a win.
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Oh... oh no
MY 20TH BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP
You know what that means?? TUMBLR 👏POLL👏
Yall chose what fanfic I finish and post on my birthday!
Here are the titles and at max two paragraphs from the draft.
Ever screenshot is how it looks right now! No changes have been done, though there will be changes probably from now and posting it.
Dick Grayson: The first leap
Snipper's Nest: Craig Boone
Shower Talks: Konig x FTM Reader
Shot Gunning: Wally West x M!Reader
Pan!c at the Cirus: Jason Todd x Autistic Reader
Gay Chicken: Barry Allen x Male Reader
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MY 20TH BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP
You know what that means?? TUMBLR 👏POLL👏
Yall chose what fanfic I finish and post on my birthday!
Here are the titles and at max two paragraphs from the draft.
Ever screenshot is how it looks right now! No changes have been done, though there will be changes probably from now and posting it.
Dick Grayson: The first leap
Snipper's Nest: Craig Boone
Shower Talks: Konig x FTM Reader
Shot Gunning: Wally West x M!Reader
Pan!c at the Cirus: Jason Todd x Autistic Reader
Gay Chicken: Barry Allen x Male Reader
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OKAY... like... could Tumblr not call me out for once???
My birthday is on the 7th, I wanted all good vibes this week ...
my toxic trait is that i don’t know how to ask for help I disappear & come back when I’m feeling better
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Good lord, can I be tagged whenever you post the Wally x male reader shotgunning?
Yes I can tag you, I tend to write in spurts. That fanfic has like 7 paragraphs so far?? I can't remember off the top of my head
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Originally for a Nightwing NSFT ask, then I stayed for the Shenanigans.
hey does anyone have notifs for when i post? jusst curious...
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Yes
hey does anyone have notifs for when i post? jusst curious...
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OKAY OKAY BUT LIKE..
I was nervous of this happening when I got hired, (first job, still working here). And like, we are the only location outside of New York.
GUYS, When I tell you it got 110% more autistic when I started working. lmao.
Because, with me only like half masking, THE OTHERS SLOWLY STOPPED MASKING AS MUCH.
You will hear us parroting vocal Stims to each other, sharing safe foods, infodumping, and even doing the mentally ill pose and making a possum sound when seeing each other.
And our ONE poor neruotypical shift Manger, has no idea what's going on!!
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AV (Army vet) shift manger: *Meows like a wet grandpa cat*
3 other coworkers: *MEOWS BACK*
NT (Neruo typical) shift manger: The fuck??
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AND FOR THE GODS, IF ALL OF US ARE WORKING FOR THE SAME NIGHT SHIFT.
Shift is getting done, no one really talking only having music blasting in our earbuds, or, HYPER AS FUCKING SHIT. there's no inbetween..
a person online: i hate it when adults act like childish little freaks in public, smh. you’re an adult, you should be able to order your own food without help. get over yourself. also, why are some people, like, waaaaaaay too into the stuff that they like? omg, and the people who CLEARLY can’t even have one (1) normal conversation without acting Weird??? it’s embarrassing, u guys are embarrassing, get help
the same person five seconds later: we gotta remember to love and support the autistic community u guys <3
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Fandom & Character list
Author's note: This post will probably be constantly changing and being updated, but don't worry; each time I do, I'll change the edited date.
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DC COMICS
Batman (Bruce Wayne)
Night Wing (Dick Grayson)
Red Hood (Jason Todd)
Red Robin (Tim Drake)
Superman (Clark Kent)
Super Boy ( 90s - 2000s Conner Kent (Kon-el))
The Flash (Barry Allen)
Kid Flash (Wally West)
Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)
Helblazier (John Constantine)
FALLOUT FRANCHISE
Fallout New Vegas
Craig Boone
Major Knight
Manny Vargas
Jack (Boomer Nellis Air Force Base)
Ranger Ghost
Sergeant McGee
Joshua Grahm
Benny Gecko
Ulysses
Arcade Gannon
Fallout 4
Nick Valentine
Deacon
John Hancock
MacCready
Paladin Danse
Preston Garvey
Dogmeat (ONLY AS A PLONTIC COMFORT)
MARVEL COMICS
Captain America (Steve Rodgers)
Spiderman (Peter Parker)
Iron Fist
Iron-man (Tony Stark)
Star-Lord (Peter Quill)
Deadpool (Wade Wilson)
Black Panther
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[last updated December 23, 2023]
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CAUSE THEY DID ALFRED AND JASON DIRTY! AND THAT'S PUNISHABLE BY BEING PUT IN A HOLE AND FORGOTTEN!
As a fandom, we don’t talk enough about the fact that there was a live action Batman Ninja
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I have a suggestion...
i wanna write for fandoms that havent been relevant since 2018
#please we need more fanfication writers!#the only reason Fallout is still kicking is because autistic's and transpeople have it in a chokehold
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Please, Daddy (Peter Parker x M!Reader)
Pairing: Peter Parker (A.G. ver.) x Cis Dom Top Male Reader
Rating: Explicit (I mean you could have guessed from the title)
Words: 2260
POV: Second
Summary: You and Peter are in a nice comitted relationship. Everything is great, but Peter wants to try something new. When he finally gathers the courage to ask you to top, you not only rock his world, but he also changes yours.
Notes: Thanks @rei-themotherfucker for reawakening my Andrew Garfield spidey lust. This is not even educational or shit, just porn. The sequel is here
Tags: communication (the sexiest kink), daddy kink (surprise), begging, multiple orgasms, established relationship, reader mentions to have been in relationships before Peter, there is a joke in there about gay sex not being holy, it is a joke please don’t cancel me, anal fingering, missionary, flexible Peter, doggystyle, Peter is a loud bitch, and a little banter to keep the soul healthy
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Caff Crow Update!
Work/ life Stuff: (Next section if you don't care about that)
I'm still alive, I promise! I'm just working a lot since I got a job. I'm also saving to rent my house with my partner (He/They/it) to get out of my parents' house.
I've also found that I like cigs more than weed. I thought the weed I was smoking in middle school helped me with my focus. SPOILER ALERT! It was actually the papers that it was round in!? Swisher cigar paper, which is made from Tabacco leaves. So, every now and then, I've asked to bum a cig from a worker that usually smokes little by little during my 30min breaks to get a good boost for closing. One lasts about ~2-3 days.
Also, for people who like to come on to people's blogs to shame their life choices, a little note. Please do, I love being degrading, and I've run out of RP ASMRs on youtube! : (
My Writings:
So i kind of got writers blocks. * mentally ill gay pose*, like I got motivation to write! But like, I'm like a little burnt out from DC.
So, I'm going to be making a Fandoms I write for post, and Hashtag that bitch so far into the high heavens, that it's up Jesus' ass. Feel free to make suggestions and put requests/ asks into my inbox.
#fanfication blog#x reader#male reader#autistic male reader#gender neutral reader#you hate that you had a mental image of what pose I did#Crow!Update
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NO! Like I always read the fanfics in my head, during one of the times I read it aloud to my partner. Apparently, My brain made 'Y/N' ITS OWN FUCKING NAME?!?!?
'We-Y-NI', or some shit is how my brain reads and pronounces it.
I fucking Bastardized my own culture and language??!
Is it just me or does anyone else read Y/N in fics as “Yes/No” instead of “Your Name”? I read it as Yes/No my very first fic and now it’s cursedly ingrained in my brain forever
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