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incorrectonpurpose · 6 years
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Peter Quill: I'm not just ready, I'm ready Freddy. *finger-gun points at Drax*
Drax: ...It's 'Drax'.
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incorrectonpurpose · 6 years
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Nami: No funny business.
Zoro: *standing with a confused Luffy and Nami-enamored Sanji* Why does she always look at us when she says that?
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incorrectonpurpose · 6 years
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Tucker: *caught sneaking with Danny and Sam* It's not what it looks like!
Mr. Lancer: It looks you forgot you snuck out, so you didn't bother to sneak back in.
Danny: Oh... Then, it is what it looks like.
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incorrectonpurpose · 6 years
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I'll die the way I lived: annoying.
Nick Gautier (Chronicles of Nick; Dark-Hunters series)
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incorrectonpurpose · 6 years
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Caleb: Dude, who have you cheesed off lately?
Nick: *counts on his fingers* Everyone.
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incorrectonpurpose · 6 years
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Kashima: There's something I know how to do. I haven't done it for a while.
Hori: You are not having sex on this stage!
Kashima: Uh, I didn't know it was an option.
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incorrectonpurpose · 6 years
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Okay. You done pissed me off! I'm out of bed-- I love fuzzy slippers-- Now, I'm going to have to kill you.
Deadpool
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incorrectonpurpose · 6 years
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Grunkle Stan: I can smell money!
Mable, Dipper, Soos, and Wendy: *sniff the air*
Soos: I smell corndogs.
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incorrectonpurpose · 6 years
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I like a woman who can kick my ass.
Sanji (One Piece)
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incorrectonpurpose · 6 years
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Usopp: *ducks a cannonball as it crashes through Going Merry's side*
Usopp: STOP BLOWING HOLES IN ME SHIP!!!
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incorrectonpurpose · 6 years
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All Might: No, it's not the exams I'm interested in. It's the five tries. But, you didn't answer my question. Do you want to kill villains?
Deku: Is this a test?
All Might: Yes.
Deku: I don't wanna kill anyone. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
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incorrectonpurpose · 6 years
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Ezio: I can sneak in there... But we'll have to distract the guards. Are any of you good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?
Courtesan Group: *hair blowing in the wind* Our time...has come.
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incorrectonpurpose · 6 years
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Friends are like family that don't suck.
Acheron Parthenopaeus (The Dark-Hunters; Chronicles of Nick)
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incorrectonpurpose · 6 years
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Jullien: I'm totally shoobed! He'll keep coming after me and everyone I know.
Trajen: Sometimes I wish I wasn't everyone you know.
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incorrectonpurpose · 6 years
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You can make fun of me. You can make fun of my hair. But if you make fun of my hair, I'mma fuckin' stab a bitch.
Xevikan Daraxerxes (Chronicles of Nick; Dark-Hunter series)
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incorrectonpurpose · 6 years
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Toga! Toga! Toga!
Headmaster Kaien Cross (to Toga Yagari) (Vampire Knight)
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incorrectonpurpose · 6 years
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Kody: *cups Nick's face, looking into his eyes*
Kody: Here's what I know: I love you and I like you.
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