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incorrectgenshins · 3 years
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Il Dottore: nice frontal lobe :)
Il Dottore: [stirs it like a latte]
Scaramouche: UYEVFyWHfrbgkeshrgYTb76wse
Il Dottore: The procedure was a success
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incorrectgenshins · 3 years
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Hu Tao: I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking
Xiao: Are you fucking stupid
Hu Tao: I mean broadly yeah but what prompted you to ask
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incorrectgenshins · 3 years
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Childe: How would you die in Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory?
Scaramouche: I would lie to his face until he mustered up the courage to kill me himself
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incorrectgenshins · 3 years
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Scaramouche: I do not identify as a boy or girl, I identify as a nuisance. An irritant. A fool and a problem.
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incorrectgenshins · 3 years
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Amber: So Eula, how are you liking the carnival so far?
Eula, holding up a minion plushie: I won this ugly yellow toddler. I'm going to protect it with my life.
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incorrectgenshins · 3 years
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Albedo: Sucrose, can you help me? all of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason
Sucrose: [wearing a jumper that’s 5 times bigger than her size] spooky
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incorrectgenshins · 3 years
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Sara: The term girlfriend implies the existence of a girlfoe
Sara: This is a service I am willing to provide
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incorrectgenshins · 3 years
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Thoma: Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep
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incorrectgenshins · 3 years
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Surprise! We're having an electro slime keychain giveaway!
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1. Follow the boowooshoppie tumblr!
2. Reblog the giveaway post!
3. Tag a friend in the replies of the post!
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2. Tag a friend in the comments!
3. Share the giveaway post to your story! (I will ask for a screenshot if you're chosen as the winner!)
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incorrectgenshins · 3 years
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Mona: Oh. My. Money.
Noelle: Don’t you mean God?
Mona: You worship your thing, I’ll worship mine.
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incorrectgenshins · 3 years
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Childe: Let's trade! I receive your love
Zhongli: And I receive ...?
Childe: My trauma
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incorrectgenshins · 3 years
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Paimon: I poisoned someone's drink, but I forgot which one.
Lumine: You did WHAT?
Venti: The way this dinner is going, I hope it's mine.
Childe: *knocks back drink*
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incorrectgenshins · 3 years
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Noelle, after Klee made a mess of Favonius HQ: Jean, I’m so sorry about all this. I totally volunteer to clean this all up.
Jean: Yeah, that’s cute. You think you have a choice.
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incorrectgenshins · 3 years
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Jean: What are you doing today?
Kaeya: I was gonna take Klee to the park
Jean: What?!
Kaeya: Like I said, I was gonna take Klee to the museum of knives and fire
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incorrectgenshins · 3 years
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Childe: Must be hard not being able to laugh.
Xiao: I do have a sense of humor you know.
Childe: I've never heard you laugh before.
Xiao: I've never heard you say anything funny.
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incorrectgenshins · 3 years
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Itto: YEETED
Yoimiya: Yote
Itto: YEETED
Yoimiya: YOTE
Itto: Kujou Tengu, tell her it’s YEETED
Sara: I just want to know who threw the soldier out the window
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incorrectgenshins · 3 years
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Childe: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.
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