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Griffin: It costs $400 to see a therapist
Griffin: It costs $0 to say “It be like that sometimes”
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Rizavi: Step one, be straight.
Leifsdottir: *waks by*
Rizavi: Failed step one.
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Rizavi *about Kinkade’s documentary*: This bitch empty....
Kinkade: Y E A S T
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I just finished season 8 and all I can say is...
y e a s t
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Rizavi: Okay, okay, okay, but guys, rollercoasters but, like, in space
Kinkade: There’s literally an entire course in Mario kart dedicated to proving why that’s a bad idea.
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Leifsdottir: All books are just fan fiction of the dictionary
Kinkade: Please,,, stop,,, talking,,,,
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Rizavi: Ina can you get me water since you’re already up?
Leifsdottir: You have legs.
Rizavi: I can’t drink my legs, Ina.
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Griffin *disguised*: A buddy of mine saw James take his shirt off in the shower and said that James had an eight pack, that James was shredded.
Rizavi: James is a punk ass bitch.
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Griffin: *reading a fortune cookie* If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.
Leifsdottir: *mouth full of takeout* Kill two.
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Veronica: If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game. Brake out the L word
Griffin: Lesbian?
Veronica: The other L world
Griffin: Lesbians?
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Kinkade: I don’t do relationships
Lance: *exists*
Kinkade: shit.
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Veronica: Oh, look! It’s James!
Nadia: Oh, no! You can’t let him see me like this!
Veronica: Like what? You look great.
Nadia, mortified: [takes a deep breath] I’m not wearing cool socks today.
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Griffin: I have very high standards. I would never date anyone clu-
Rizavi, walking in and tripping and falling facefirst on the floor: Ah shit, oh hi guys!
Griffin: I want that one.
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Do you take requests? Can I have a Grizavi incorrect quote? Or a Leifade one? I'd thank you so much!
Sure! I’ll post something hopefully tomorrow morning! ❤️
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Rizavi: If I were a drink I’d be Cherry Vanilla Coke! If you were a drink what would you be?
Griffin: Bleach
Kinkade: Sewage
Veronica: Okay calm down edgelords
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James: *gets down on one knee*
Veronica: Oh my god it’s finally happening
James: *falls over*
Veronica: The poison is kicking in
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Rizavi: MCDONALDS!! MCDONALDS!!! MCDONALDS!!!
Griffin: We have food at home.
Rizavi, muttering: I hate this fucking family
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