Keith, looking fondly to a sleeping Lance: God, I love you
Lance, waking up: did you just say ‘I love you’?
Keith, sweating: I said ‘fuck you’, go back to sleep
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Lance: Anyone down to take couples counseling and see at what point the therapist realizes we barely know each other?
Pidge: Idiots to lovers, 20k words, angst with a happy ending.
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Lance: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'
Lance: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.
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Lance: It's a yeet or be yeeted world
Keith: Don't you mean kill or be killed world?
Lance: Did. I. Stutter?
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Keith: Lance has a good heart.
Shiro: Yes, I’ve noticed you staring at his good heart.
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Pidge: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?
Lance: Okay.
*later*
Shiro: Lance! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.
Pidge, whispering: Deny everything.
Lance, loudly: That isn't a chair.
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*sighs* I should sleep
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keith, to lance: did you know that shiro has an instagram page dedicated to his bad parking
keith: like someone actually went out every day, looking for his car just to post it on their social media
shiro: PLEASE BE QUIET
shiro: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE QUIET
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Shiro, teaching Keith how to drive: okay, you’re driving when, suddenly, Lance and Allura walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Keith: hmmm. I’m thinking Allura, I don’t think I could ever hurt Lance
Shiro:
Shiro: the brakes, Keith. You hit the brakes.
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Keith: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.
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shiro *talking about his past, diseased body*: yeah, all that? that was muscle.
keith: shiro, that was cancer.
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