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im-a-regular-joe · 4 days

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Lets talk about my favorite charater Chazwick Thurman and do what I do best

Overanalyze

I wanna do a little deep dive and some theorizing on this hot shark man. So lets go.

In the episode Exes and Oohs we are introduced to Chaz Thurman, a dumbass shark man with sex for brains. We are soon infromed that he happens to be the ex of both Millie and Moxxie and he tells the story of him and Moxxie's realationship.

he speccifically says

"But I still remember it like it was yesterday! You, a fledging mafioso; me, the dashing and extremely sexy muscle. It was like it was written in the stars!"

Remember that

okay so I have a couple throeies on my boy Chaz so

I know quite a few people hate this shark man with a burning passion, but, if you really look closely at his character, you'll see that he's actually not much of a bad guy. The whole flashback montage of Moxxie and Chaz showed that Chaz really did love Moxxie, and even when he left Moxxie behind, you can tell by the look on his face that he felt he had no other choice.

2. This is more of a question but. Did Crimson kill Chaz? Because I thought the only way for someone to die is if they are killed with an angelic weapon. So does that just mean Crimson horrifically mutilated Chaz?

And if Crimson DID use an angelic weapon, then what about all of those people Millie killed at the wedding? Are they actually dead? Because they weren’t killed with angelic weapons.

3. I don't think Chaz is an imp. We see throughout the episode different demons that are kinda shark themed. I think he was one of them. Chaz has no imp characteristics. No horns, no imp tail, no white hair. He’s a full-blooded shark demon.

Chaz is based off a shark, if you look at the other shark background characters you'll see that they seem to be a whole species. They have the swirly eyes, they can have black markings on their tails, spikes/fins, skeletal parts, and very different body types.

like these sharks from Hazbin Hotel

and some of these guys from the wedding

I think that Striker is part shark demon, part imp, because of his different coloration, unusually large size, swirly eyes, black tail markings, snout (I dont think we've ever seen an imp with a snout) and lack of red on his eyes, which is a trait that we see on most of the other imps, when their pupils shrink, a bit of red iris is shown, however Striker lacks this trait.

Also intresting point they bleed red blood

no sure if they're sinners or if its a consistansy issue but ya

4. I have this sneaking suspision that Chaz abbadoning Moxxie was a completly self centered desision.

I biased of couse but look at this man.

You see a narrcisistic shark man I see a man in love who happens to be a narrcisistic shark man.

During the heist scene lets talk about his face.

hearing the sirens

The realization. He has to make a choice.

Regret.

Hmmmmmmm.

5. I have some speculations on how Chaz reached the conclusion of "Ditch Moxxie"

The money was really that important. As we all know Chaz is flat broke. So was the money really that important to him. I feel like him and striker have simmilar situations. But stiker chooses to rage and rebel and Chaz chose to adapt and try and make the best of it.

This might be a reach but Moxxie's legs as we know where permentaly mutlated by the heist incident

Right so even though Chaz seems to be a complete dumbass there is a chance that he did recognize the damage already done and made a rash desion to let Mox be arrested because if he had tried to help him fast enoguh to get away they could risk permently severing Moxxie's leg and hurting him. Getting arrested could possibly be what saved him.

But again I'm dumb don't murder me.

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im-a-regular-joe · 4 days

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#hazbin hotel #hh #hazbin #hazbin sir pentious #sir pentious #sir pention hazbin hotel #hes so silly

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im-a-regular-joe · 4 days

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#hazbin #hazbin hotel #hh #hazbin valentino #valentino #hazbin hotel valentino #same vibes #hh valentino

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im-a-regular-joe · 4 days

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#hazbin hotel #hazbin angel dust #demons #angel #angel dust #hh #hazbin hotel memes #when your card declines at therapy

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im-a-regular-joe · 5 days

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#hellaverse #hazbin hotel #hazbin lucifer #hazbin alastor #hazbin angel dust #heluva boss #shipping #blitzø #helluva stolas #stolas #stolitz

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#hellaverse #hazbin hotel #hazbin lucifer #hazbin alastor #hazbin angel dust #heluva boss #shipping #blitzø #helluva boss blitz #helluva boss #blitzo #helluva boss fandom #helluva stolas #stolitz

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#hellaverse #hazbin hotel #hazbin lucifer #hazbin alastor #hazbin angel dust #heluva boss #moxxie helluva boss #blitzø #helluva blitzo #hb memes #helluva boss memes

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im-a-regular-joe · 10 days

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Angel: (talking) blahblahblah

Husk: Shut up

Angel : (whiney) You shut up

Husk: Fine but you might moan a little

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im-a-regular-joe · 10 days

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Me and my brother share a room so when we have our friends over we usually stay in the same room. So him and his friends were talking about how they watched Hazbin Hotel and how they thought that Charlie and Vaggie and I quote "are a waste." and they just continued on saying stuff and at a point they were like, "Lesbians are always so hot, its such a waste." so response my friend pulls me over to her and without warning kisses me on the lips then looks my brother and his friend directly in the eye and starts going " Was that hot guys?" and "Are you hard guys?" and "You wanna see it again guys?"

This girl don't play

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im-a-regular-joe · 10 days

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You know the book

The First to Die at the End - Adam Silvera.

You know gay men.

If you haven't red it i highly reccomend it but the basic premise is

Orion Pagan goes to Times Square for the launch of Death-Cast, a service that calls to tell your “End Day,” the day that you’re going to die. People who receive calls are called “Deckers.” It is a controversial service.

Valentino Prince arrives in New York from Arizona. He also decides to go to the party in Times Square since his twin sister, Scarlett, won’t be arriving for another few hours. By chance, he stands next to Orion, and Orion introduces himself to Valentino. They discover Valentino isn’t signed up for Death-Cast, and both share their reasoning for opting into the service. Orion has a heart condition, and his parents died on September 11, 2001. He wants to be able to say goodbye to his loved ones because his parents never did. Valentino, who identifies with Orion’s story since his sister recently had a near-death experience, quickly signs up.

At midnight, Joaquin Rosa, the founder of Death-Cast, makes the first call to Valentino, who will die today. Shortly after, gunshots break out, and Orion knocks Valentino to the ground, saving his life. As a result, Orion has a heart attack, they rush him to the hospital. There, Valentino decides he wants his heart donated to Orion, and because he is a universal donor, the doctor performs the necessary tests and agrees to get approval from the board.

Orion wants to help Valentino have a good End Day, and despite concerns that Orion could get hurt or killed by being around Valentino, they go back to Valentino’s apartment.

By 3:03 a.m., it has been discovered that there is at least one Decker who did not receive a call. Joaquin goes to fix the problem.

Valentino calls his sister and tells her that he received a call from Death-Cast and asks her to sign up. In Arizona, Scarlett’s pilot discovers he is a Decker, and her flight is grounded. Her texts also don’t go through because of a signal disruption.

Meanwhile, Valentino’s landlord, Frankie, plots to use one of his wife’s friends, Rolando, who works at Death-Cast to find a Decker to follow around and photograph. Rolando found his first shift calling for Death-Cast to be terrible, and he quits. However, he calls Frankie back and gives him Valentino’s name, hoping that Frankie will be killed whenever Valentino is because Frankie is abusive toward his wife.

Valentino and Orion go to Valentino’s modeling agency for his first photoshoot, but he discovers that the photographer was killed in Times Square. They leave, and Valentino is upset that his End Day is already going poorly. Orion offers to do a photo shoot for him throughout New York.

Eventually, they decide to go to Ground Zero. There, Orion gets closure and accepts that his parents are truly gone, and he wants to live the life they would’ve wanted for him. His feelings for Valentino grow.

At the same time, Rolando meets with one of the Deckers he called, who encourages him to confess his feelings for Frankie’s wife, Gloria, before it’s too late. Rolando leaves to call her, and they meet for lunch. He confesses his feelings for her, and she reciprocates, deciding to leave her husband.

At the Brooklyn Bridge, Orion and Valentino discuss marriage and having kids. Orion confesses that he has feelings for Valentino, and they kiss. They decide to go on a first and last date.

Joaquin returns to Death-Cast’s headquarters, thinking he has fixed the problem. However, in his absence, 11 more Deckers who never received calls died. He thinks that there will be one more.

On the subway back to Times Square, Orion performs a dance for Valentino since he has always wanted to see subway performers. Then, Orion plays music and makes Valentino walk down the subway car like it’s a runway, and Valentino feels more seen than he ever did in Arizona.

Joaquin has announced that there are Deckers who may not have received a call. Orion begins to worry that it is his End Day, too. They go back to Orion’s home. Scarlett then calls and explains that all planes out of Arizona have been grounded.

At the Orions household, Orion and Valentino are welcomed back, and they recount their day. Valentino decides to call his parents and tell them about Death-Cast. They listen to him but do not say anything, and Valentino emphasizes that he’s had a great day with his boyfriend, then hangs up.

Orion and Valentino fuck. There is no other way to say it, I'm sorry. Thats what happens.

They go to Valentino’s apartment to prepare it for Scarlett and then to the hospital to prepare for the surgery. The doctors will try to save Valentino if he starts to die, but if he experiences brain death, they will transfer his heart to Orion.

At Valentino’s apartment building, the Young family (Orions adoptive family) waits for Orion and Valentino in the lobby. On their way up, they hear Frankie attacking Gloria. Valentino intervenes, but Frankie beats him and throws him down the stairs. Gloria’s son kills Frankie, who is the last Decker who didn’t receive a call.

Orion holds Valentino, who is breathing but not responding. His family rushes them to the hospital, where they perform the transplant. They call Scarlett to tell her the news and promises that she will be treated like family if she comes to live in New York.

Orion’s body successfully accepts the heart, and Scarlett arrives. They go through all of the pictures that he and Valentino took together. Death-Cast is seen as a success, and Orion is grateful for it, having seen the good it can serve in someone’s life. Scarlett also gives Orion a USB drive with a video from Valentino on it. Valentino tells him that he loves him and to enjoy his life and fall in love again.

He will always be with Orion in “[their] heart”

I cried bro I cried.

But this with songs. A musical. Would you watch it?

#musical theater kid #broadway #musical theatre #thats just me #I was just thinking #the first to die at the end #adam silvera #they both die at the end #gay #gay men #gay books #queer books #lgbtq books #emotional books #make it a musical #I'd pay to see this #make it happen #book reco

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im-a-regular-joe · 10 days

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Overplayed Songs that are Actually Fire

Dial Drunk - Noah Kahan - It's lowkey a good song but it was every other scroll of tiktok

Unholy - Sam Smith - I don't care what anyone says cause if you don't like this song your either annoyed that you heared it 10000 times or a homophobe.

Shut up and Dance - Walk the Moon - Camp kids know the drill

Out of My Leuge - Fitz and the Tantrums - It was all fun and games until the non - heartstopper demographic found it.

Cinnomon Girl- Lana Del Ray - Lana is alays good but again tiktok ruined this.

Single Ladies (Put a ring on it) - Beyonce - what more can I say

But eh thats me.

#overplayed songs #overuseds songs #tiktok #tiktok music #music #overrated music #songs #fire songs #but thats just me #thats just me tho #i'll die on this hill

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im-a-regular-joe · 11 days

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Hear me out

Isn't Lucifer like eons old right. Like before beinging of the the world old and Lillith being the first woman is also as old as the earth billions of years old. RIGHT.

So in the common sense most married couples become a sexless realationship after 10-15 esspecially if they have children.

Okay so lets say that this is true in hell. And maybe it could be different caus they're all demons but... eons of having sex with the same person sound like a strech. (I reread that and I feel insnae)

Anyway what if and its just a hc but......

Lucifer is in the loosest term Celibate or maybye even ......

Demisexual?

Cause ey he's an old man and not to depreciate the name of horny old men. But hey this is just day 500 of me finding reasons for Radioapple to work.

Don't murder me

#hazbin hotel #devil #lucifer #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer morningstar #hazbin lucifer #lucifer magne #radioapple #appleradio #don't murder me #hear me out #just yapping

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Vox & Alastor Headcanon/Theory?

I really believe that Vox and Alastor were together at some point in the past and now they are bitter exes. Or at least Vox is still bitter and not at all over their breakup.

Not only Vox shows the most intense emotional reactions when Alastor is involved in some way, but this guy also keeps a picture of himself WITH Alastor and states that seeing Alastor getting a bit roughed up is, and I quote, better than sex.

He says this last bit in front of Valentino, someone who Vox has sex with and Velvette even calls his boytoy. And considering that Valentino probably has some type of lust inducing powers (I read his smoke a bit like the sex pollen trope), this stament is very telling to say the least.

Because, are you really telling me that Vox thinks watching Alastor losing in a fight is better than having sex with Val, the sex pollen guy?🤨 And it's really funny to me is the fact that Valentino himself knows that killing Alastor is Vox's kink.

I know about the "ace in the hole" comment about Alastor being canonically ace but this doesn't make this headcanon/theory impossible. They could have been dating for a while in the past before Alastor realized that maybe dating wasn't really his thing. Maybe at some point he left Vox because he realized he didn't actually loved the other demon, and that breakup is the actual reason Vox is so pissed off.

Beyond what's said on Stayed Gone, Alastor also teases Vox in episode 2 when he calls him o'l pal, as if he knew very well how that past closeness could hurt Vox or make him angrier.

Anyways that's it. I'm really excited to see what happens in S2 because the Vees will be taking a bigger role and I need to know more about these 3 bastards.

#bros onto sum

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im-a-regular-joe · 12 days

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MOXXIE AND CRIMSONS REALATIONSHIP