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Durmstrang

The students of Durmstrang are taught the magic that fits best to our core. There are three houses. One for each core type.You are encouraged to focus on magics that your core will excel in. These subjects are your core subjects and then you can elect to study other subjects, right from your first year at the school. Of course, there are some subjects that everyone must take. These tend to be the ones that use both dark and light magic, such as Complex Charms, Blood Magic, Potions, Herbology and Healing. As well as a history course and magical theory.

Those with light cores take Light Charms, Elemental Magic, and Light Martial Magic while those with dark cores take Dark Charms, Illusionary Magic, Abjuration, and Dark Martial Magic.

Each year, you can take an elective from one of the other core types but you may only continue with it after your first year taking it, if you show an aptitude for it. It is interesting because you sometimes find that a fifth year will be studying with a class of mostly first years. It greatly changes the dynamic of the classroom environment. Over the first five years you can add up to five electives from the other cores. Often this is done by replacing an elective one doesn't enjoy with another, but more often than not, students chose to add another class to their already busy schedule. Durmstrang students are proud to learn.

Those with neutral cores are encouraged to study necromancy - although again, mostly theoretically, dendora, amrita and divination. The magics of the other deities. By the end of their seventh year, most achieve their NEWTs in their core classes and are at least working towards their OWLs or NEWTs in any electives they have chosen to continue. They are then encouraged to pick a subject of interest to continue to mastery, as we continue with our education until they have completed all their OWLs and NEWTs. It is not uncommon for a Durmstrang student to remain at the institute until they reach their twentieth year, usually achieving between thirteen and twenty OWLs and often just as many NEWTs.

Those with dark cores are given the option of studying soul magic - although in a very limited capacity. Our teachers are very particular about ensuring that we know what is okay to do and what is not. Mostly, the Soul Magic course is a history lesson to ensure those with dark cores are not ensnared by it. Although we are taught soul healing and soul marrying.

Headcanon from Renouncing Magic's Child by Hanforpotter

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headcanonandburn · 2 months

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Animagus apetite

The animagus transformation affects a wixens apetite... Not in the sense that, after transforming, the animagus will want to eat exactly what the animal they turned into does but they might find themselves craving foods they hate.

Also, if a wixen turn into herbivore, it's common for them to become repulsed by meat. Wixens, who turn into carnivores, on the other hand, might acquire a huge apetite for meat, even if they were vegetarians or even vegans prior to the transformation.

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headcanonandburn · 2 months

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abduco curse

"It's An old curse, and an incredibly dark one. The curse withdraws water from the victim, every bit of water they have in their bodies, down to a cellular level. It causes a immediate the disabling pain , the muscles in the body cramp and the heart rate goes through the roof, trying to compensate for the lack of water. "

Spell taken from the fict "Supernova" by SiriuslyASorceress

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headcanonandburn · 2 months

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Where is a Wixens magic core?

Its in the blood. As long as it flows through the body there will be magic. Hence why the blood replanishing potion exists, for if a wixen gets a blood transfusion from a muggle, they will lose their magic until their blood is donated.

Every time a wixen donates blood, one strand of their hair turns gray wich is a way for the magic to show the life said wixen gave to the one they donated their blood to.

Headcanon taken from the fict a Study in magic

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headcanonandburn · 4 months

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The French Ministry of Magic

The French Ministry of Magic, known as "Le Ministère de la Magie" in French, is a majestic building located in the heart of Paris, right in the magical district of Montmartre; a place not so far from where they appeared a few hours ago. The structure stands imposing and enigmatic, surrounded by an elegant wrought iron fence that welcomes visitors with intricate magical patterns and French emblems. The façade of the building is adorned with beautiful magical stained glass windows that illuminate the interior with a warm and bright light, creating a cozy atmosphere. Gothic arches and pointed towers rise into the sky, forming a distinctive silhouette that reflects France's rich magical history. To enter the French Ministry of Magic, visitors must walk through an elegant main door carved from oak wood, which is protected by a series of spells and enchantments to ensure the safety and control of those entering and leaving.

Special guests, such as magical ambassadors from other countries or important figures from the wizarding world, are welcomed through a secret access known as "Le Passage Enchanté." This hidden passage is located in a cobblestone alley behind the main building and is only visible to those who have been officially invited. Upon uttering a special password, an arched doorway materializes in the stone, revealing a path illuminated by magical lights that leads directly to the Main Atrium.

Within the Ministry, hallways intertwine like a complex network of labyrinths, each leading to different departments and specialized rooms. Magical murals and animated paintings adorn the walls, depicting historical moments of French magic and its legendary heroes. The Main Atrium is an impressive and bright space, with a high ceiling that seems to disappear into the sky. In the center of the Atrium, a majestic magical fountain with sculptures of mythological creatures and arcane symbols creates an aura of power and mystery. Within the Ministry, there are also internal structures such as:

1.La Bibliothèque des Sortilèges: The Ministry's extensive library houses a vast compendium of magical books, scrolls and historical documents, some of them unique and extremely rare.

2.Le Salon de Magie: An elegant reception room where important magical events are held, such as banquets and receptions for dignitaries and magical personalities.

3.Le Salle de Conférences: A large, well-equipped conference room, where official meetings, magical policy discussions, and academic conferences are held.

4.Le Quartier des Énigmes: A sector dedicated to the research and study of magical enigmas and ancient artifacts. It is the place where magical artifact experts work to solve and understand mysterious objects.

In short, the French Ministry of Magic is a place of magic, history and splendor, reflecting France's rich magical heritage. Its structures and internal spaces harbor an atmosphere of mystery and wisdom, and its secret access for special guests adds a touch of intrigue and exclusivity to the place. It is an epicenter of the magical community in France and a symbol of the greatness and excellence of French magic.

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headcanonandburn · 4 months

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Fran Bow Theory from Reddit

"I'd like to preface this by saying that I am by no means experienced in coming up with theories on my own. However, Fran Bow is a game that I really like, and I figured that for fun I might actually try and figure out what was going on. So I tried to pay as much attention to detail as possible and take notes. And what better place to share what I think than with you? I don't know if anyone out there even still thinks about this game, but if there is anyone, I'd love to hear your opinions. This isn't a complete theory in itself. Fran Bow is such a dense game in terms of lore and in terms of symbolism versus reality that I think the best way to approach decoding the game is to try and examine parts of it at a time. For this post, I thought I'd pitch one idea: could Fran be a twin? Some evidence that might support this:

1.Twin imagery in this game is everywhere. The most obvious example is Clara and Mia, the attached twins that Fran encounters, but Fran's mother and aunt are also very important to the story.

2.It is also later revealed that much of Oswald's research centers around twins. Gemini symbols in the twins' house, pictures of apparently the same twins over and over in different places, attached and separated. Different ages, different times. Multiple Frans. We see Fran's body several times (doctor's office in Chapter 1, being eaten by kamalas in Chapter 4), and also are confronted by several Ultrareality versions of Fran. The "Young Fran" we see at the end of the game.

3.This one takes more explaining. To start, when Fran wakes up chained in her bedroom in Chapter 5, she decides that to escape she needs to contact herself in "the same place, but a different time" (paraphrasing, but that's the idea).

4.Also worth mentioning that when this does happen and we see what we think is a past version of Fran, the room changes very little outside of some aesthetics being removed. Same wardrobe, same bed with chains, same door placement. So is what we think of as Fran's room actually in the asylum?

5.Next, young Fran herself. Young Fran knows who Itward and Palontras are. She talks about traveling to Ithersta, as if she has done it many times. Our Fran in the beginning of the game acts as if she has lived a normal life up until her parents were murdered. Young Fran, on the other hand, acts as if she has lived in the asylum her whole life, and has always known about the many realities. Which one is the real Fran?

6.Aunt Grace tells us at the end of the game that Lucia Dagenhart, Fran's mother, tried to hide Fran from the asylum, but they discovered her betrayal and killed Fran's parents because of it. The timeline doesn't add up here. Oswald and Grace knew that Fran was going to be born and were very much anticipating it. How could Lucia have kept Fran hidden for so long? Or, if they did find out earlier and Young Fran really is her in the asylum, then what happened to Fran's parents? And why would the game start with a completely different storyline?

With all of that in mind, here is my take. Everything we hear about Oswald is true as we hear it. He was very invested in his studies of twins. He experimented first with Lucia and Grace, and later Clara and Mia. Years and years went by. Oswald ran some sort of experiment on Lucia, hoping that she would give birth to a child with some kind of special significance or ability. When he found out that Lucia was pregnant, he was eager to begin experimentation on the child. Lucia, however, did not want to give up her child. Maybe she knew that she would have twins, or she found out after giving birth. (It was the 40's, they didn't have ultrasounds yet.) Either way, Lucia gave birth to twins, and decided to give only one of them to Oswald, while hiding the second. The girl that we think is Young Fran in Chapter 5 is actually a different person altogether. Raised in the asylum her whole life, already knowledgeable of the many realities. Our Fran, on the other hand, was raised in a loving home by her parents, until Oswald and Grace learned of her existence and came for her. The rest is explained in-game: Remor manipulates Fran into murdering her parents, and she runs into the woods, where she is finally retrieved by the asylum and reported dead in the news." (Game Theorists on Reddit

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headcanonandburn · 5 months

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Vetch Poison.

It was named after a particularly ugly and hard to kill Egyptian weed. Basically, the poison was ingested by the victim in small doses over a long period of time. It builds slowly in the body, dormant, only to be released by the trigger phrase when the assassin chooses

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headcanonandburn · 5 months

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Neville's home life

It's well known that hisfamily thought I was a squib. But that didn't really start until he was six or seven or so. Before that he lived with just his Gran. His Great-uncle Algie didn't move in until last summer. Anyway, it was just Augusta and him, and she always wanted him to be proper and do his parents proud. She always talked about them. He didn't really understand why they couldn't be with them or why they were sick… Anyway, he was always being yelled at for not sitting right or eating right. He'd get in trouble for making messes and yelled at when I was clumsy. Of course, then he got nervous and got even clumsier until she'd send him to my room. She was always saying how wonderful his parents were. How powerful and talented and graceful. She wanted him to be like them. She'd say, 'Neville, grow up like your father. Be smart like your mother.' But he couldn't quite meet those standards. I always fell short and she'd look at him with disappointment and say, 'You need to work harder, Neville. Make your parents proud.' he tried really hard to be perfect and the best. He was always tense and worried that he would fail. Then the family began to question his magic. They'd throw things at him, poke him, scare him by creeping into his room at night, but no matter what they did he didn't have any bursts of accidental magic. It got to the point where most of the family wasn't talking to him. He was invisible to everyone except Augusta and Algie. It wasn't long before he just gave up. He just couldn't be as good as they wanted me to be. He was a disappointment and always would be. He accepted it.

Algie saw this and got really mad. He took Neville to the pier. It was almost noon and a storm was coming in. The ocean was really rough. He grabbed Nev and flung him off the pier. He almost died. He remembers thrashing in the water, trying desperately to get to the surface, but he was confused and the water kept flinging me around. He crashed into rocks and the bottom of the ocean. He broke his arm and was bruised all over when someone finally rescued him. He was barely conscious and coughing up all this water. The salt was everywhere; in my eyes, ears, nose, and mouth. He couldn't stand the taste of salt in my food for months after that and for a while, couldn't bring himself to get into any body of water. Pools freaked him out.

He probably would have died that day if it weren't for the muggle who saved him. His family just stood there. None of them moved to help him. To them, if hs magic didn't save him, then he didn't deserve to live. Augusta wasn't there. four months later, the incident mentioned on book 1 occurred and Neville became Algie's favorite nephew.

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headcanonandburn · 5 months

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A Vampire's mate vs Their Singer

La Tua Cantante is the Italian expression for a human whose blood particularly appeals to a certain vampire in an extreme sense. In English, it means "your singer", but is usually shortened to "singer" whenever someone in the series refers to her/him. The smell of each human is different, and certain humans can smell more appetizing than is usual to vampires. The more appealing any human's scent and taste is to a vampire, the more difficult it will be for that vampire to leave the human alive.Infrequently, a specific human will smell nearly irresistible to a specific vampire. "Singers" are individual phenomena; a person whose blood sings for one vampire will not have the same effect on all vampires. While there are some humans whose scents are more appealing to vampires in general, that appeal does not reach the level of a singer. Singers are considered by most vampires to be a great find, the drinking of whose blood is an experience to be savored.The blood of singers is described by Eric as being said vampire's "own personal brand of heroin". No one else is mentioned as being or having a singer. The Old Ones was the first to refer to the term, and it was the first time any of their companions, besides the Sovereign Coven, had heard the term.(Singers as defined by The Old Ones & The Immortal Chronicles Wiki)

And What's the difference between a Vampire's mate and their singer? Well.. While, as stated above, is usually hard for a vampire to leave their singer alive, with their mates is just... Easy.

Their instincts don't push them to drink their mates dry. Sure, they do get the desire to taste their mate's blood but they usually don't want more than a bit, only enough to lay a claim on them so to speak. it's more akin to a blood kink than actual vampirism.

A Vampire's instinct is to protect their mate, first and foremost. They do not wish any harm on them, regardless of them being the ones causing it or not. However, that is not the case with their singers, as their instinct pushes them to ignore any injuries on their singer that don't result in blood loss or death.

Like with Singers, they do get pulled towards their mates, but while Singers pull them to eat, mates pull them to... Well... mate, wich usually involves some form of courting preceding the sex... Or not, if the vampire is on the more promiscuous side.

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headcanonandburn · 5 months

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The reason for the Golden Snitch's value

The Golden Snitch is worth one hundred fifty points as a result of Barberus Bragge, who brought a Snidget to a Quidditich match in 1269, and offered one hundred fifty galleons to the player who caught it. He was the head of the Wizards Council at that time, and wanted to combine the sport of Quidditch with Snidget hunting. Although that game was a bit of a disaster, the Snidget became an integral part of all future Quidditch Matches, with its point value reflecting the galleon prize offered by Mr. Bragge. Eventually, due to the declining number of the birds, Snidget hunting was made illegal, prompting Bowman Wright to create the modern Snitch that is used in games today.

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headcanonandburn · 5 months

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Hermione as a roommate

If the beds aren’t square to the walls or are unmade for longer than five minutes once we’ve left them, if the posters on the walls cross even a centimeter out of the appropriate places into what she calls “public space” in the dormitory, if someone leaves a shampoo bottle in the washroom instead of packing it all back and forth from our trunks— she comes undone.

To clarify.... No. I don't hate Hermione (i even have a funko pop of her for merlin's sake) but...well...you can't deny that...at least when it comes to the book version of her... This does sound exactly like her.

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headcanonandburn · 5 months

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Headcanons for a Camp Camp season post-David adopting Max

(Because I got back to Camp Camp for no reason at all and it is now everyone's problem. Also apparently new episode incoming? YOOO)

WARNING THERE ARE SWEARS IN THIS BUT I MEAN IT'S CAMP CAMP SO YOU KNOW 😅

Here we go!

No one knows at first

First episode starts with something random (Idk maybe something about change that makes everyone freaking out, you know how CC goes) and the entire time there are hints, like Max arriving at Camp with David and David always being in the proximity of Max. Towards the end Max makes a half-assed comment about it

Neil: Well, I guess some things never change

Neil: This place is still pretty fucked up

Max: Yeah, this is weirder than David adopting me at the end of last summer

(pause)

Everyone: WAIT WHAT?!

Casual episodes have background scenes where David puts a hand in front of Max whenever he wants to do something dangerous, or he picks him up

Max is now enrolled in Camp Campbell for Music Camp. He is never seen actually practicing during afternoon activities, he kinda just stands on his boot, but when no one is watching, especially at night, he does play a bit. He plays a guitar that was the first birthday present he got from David

He's genuinely good, he just thinks that the others will make fun of him for specifically playing guitar and ask him what campfire songs did David teach him

He's right and the answer is ALL OF THEM

Max is back to the plan of making David snap, but the idea evolved from "no way a person can be this happy" to "no way a parent can be this happy". That's totally NOT projection of his own trauma and he DOES NOT expect David to abandon him the moment it becomes too much (wink)

THE AMOUNT OF DAD JOKES ISTG. Max is 100% sure he'll go crazy out of tree puns alone. David is fully convinced that's peak dad behavior and non-negotiable

David: I'd love to take you on a vacation to trees' favourite city!

Max: David no.

David: Montreeal!

Max: DAVID NO.

David: Why so tense, Max? Are you okay?

Max: STOP RIGHT NOW.

David: Should I... leaf you alone?

Max: *groans forever*

A full episode where David is terrified of making preferences for his son and struggles between being a counselor and a father, fearing that the others might feel left out. Ultimately it is pointed out by everyone that Max was always his favourite, therefore he was a shit about it from the beginning and no one really cares (David feels relieved and quite conflicted about this)

Whenever the campers need permission to do something dangerous and there is REALLY no other option, Max sighs and does his best "please I really wanna do this, you are my guardian right?" act. It's embarassing how quickly David caves in

An episode about being a young single father, maybe David going on a date (I'm thinking the cute waitress from the Bonquisha episode and/or the bartender guy from the town episode, just to make some comebacks), having tons in common and getting along, but not wanting to commit with someone with a son. David feels pretty lonely, but he 100% can only be with someone that accepts Max as well (also pan David my beloved 🩷💛💙)

Max discovers David's tipping point when the kid gets seriously hurt because of a stupidly dangerous adventure. Max gets scolded like he didn't think David was able to. It follows a pretty tense period where Max thinks this is it, but David is just very embarassed for snapping like that and while he thinks Max can survive more than he can, he needs him to be safe. After talking they get much closer

David has no idea how to ground someone, especially his son. Usually, when he feels like he has to, he consults Gwen or, heaven forbid, Quartermaster

An episode where the ideal camper arrives. Loves outdoors, loves activities, loves singing along and saluting the flag, so David gets excited. The entire time the campers try to figure out if Max is jealous, but he shows no sign. Obviously the camper is someone evil because this is Camp Camp, and at the end Max stomps the person with a "sorry sweetheart, I'm his favourite"

Max doesn't call him dad, David knows this and never presses him. But the kid slips sometimes and corrects himself quickly, although David never seems to notice

He actually does notice and every night he proceeds to giggle into his log pillow like a high schooler with a crush

An episode where the campers try to figure out how the whole adoption situation happened, since neither Max nor David really explained it. The hypothetical story becomes increasingly crazier and more complex, between alien invations, warlocks and internal monologues. At the end a flashback is shown of Max waiting at camp. Gwen is in the cabin, then David arrives with his cheek red and bloody

David: It took some convincing

Gwen: Oh, David...

David: I'm alright. I knew who I was dealing with, and apparently they're this aggressive only to strangers. It could've been a lot worse, and they said yes anyway

Gwen: So... now what?

David: Now? Now I'm bringing him home

David had everything ready for adoption way before meeting Max, stating that as a counselor you never know what might happen. He thinks it's commendable. Max thinks it's fucking creepy

After The Forest episode David developed a bit of feral instincts, but never really showed them. Since Max can usually defend himself better than David does, there is no need to intervene. Until Daniel comes back, and makes the mistake of kidnapping Max this time, wanting to play with David on how to find his kid. He did not know. David turns into wolf dad, literally growling and hunting for his cub. Imagine a feral David roaring and growling "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY KID DANIEL??". Suffice to say, Daniel is sent to the hospital (praying the ultra lord) and Max starts to think, between Daniel and David, maybe it's his dad the psychotic one

He doesn't mind it that much

Possible outcome is Daniel being astonished by such energy, realizing that David just won't die, and feeling something strong for him, starting to ponder if David is an reincarnation of Xemug... he is giving himself an excuse, he basically just got a crush on David. If that would turn him madder or start his redemption arc, I have no idea, but I kinda like it 😂 (actually I might make a separate post about this, I got an idea for another season sequel to this one and yes, pretty Dadvid 💕💕)

Post this incident that ruined it, Mr. Honeynuts now wears a little Camp Campbell counselor uniform. David made it of course, and while Max voices his contempt, the bear was getting rough to hug and the shirt is soft

Idea gag of Max saying "did you know that *insert disturbing emotional abuse practice* isn't okay? Learned that last year"

They got blackmail material on each other. Max obviously uses it the most, between embarassing underpants and sleep talking, but in extreme cases David is not above pulling out his cute Max photo collection

Yes, he got several of those

Yes, he is waiting for someone to ask about it and show them like the proud parent he is

After David adopted Max, he started to work two jobs to make ends meet (I'm thinking teacher and maybe night guard, very standard). He's actually pretty good at both, but it makes him very exhausted. He once snapped at Max out of exhaustion and since then, he decided to rest whenever he feels tired (you know, like a normal person). Max jokes that he was supposed to make his life a nightmare, not help him develop a better and healthier lifestyle

They got a method for asking permission, "bullshit for fun": David allows him some usually unallowed stuff and he gets to have some cute father-son moments in exchange

Max: Okay, it's a huge concert, so I'm willing to go as far as a full week of tucking in bed

David: I'm not letting you go out of town all on your own that easily, young man! The week of that, and three days of hand holding when we get into a crowd!

Max: Mmm... one hand holding and... urgh... one day of camping together

David: WAIT, REALLY?!

Max: It's a really good concert

David: DEAL!!!!

During a particolarly bad night of Max having nightmares, David spends the night comforting him. Max jokes that perhaps David can get even a hug out of this. David states that their system is a fun thing between them for treating responsibilities and boundaries in a less serious way, but if Max needs comfort, that's always free

An episode in which Max hears David talk to Gwen, saying stuff like "I don't have enough money for him. I don't think I can make it. I'm so sorry, poor Max". He then starts the most effective escape from Camp Campbell plan he has ever put in motion, genuinely making it except he comes back because he misses everything. He screams at David for making him love him only to dump him. At last David understands the situation and hugs him, revealing that... he was talking about a dog he wanted to adopt for Max. Max will never live that down, and David is in absolute glee for the following days because his son loves him

Sometimes Max says "Language!" without realizing. It's horrifying for all people involved, even David

On the other hand, David starts to swear more. The thing is, he's used to Max and it's such a foreign thing to him that sometimes he doesn't realize it was him

David: Hold on, now where the fuck is everyone?

David: Language!

David: ... wait-

Idea crossover headcanon, David's last name is Corduroy, his dad is a cousin of the Corduroys of Gravity Falls. But as a matter of fact, David never calls his father dad, going for either sir or sergeant

I have the idea of introducing this father in an episode flashback from before the adoption. David's father, sergeant Jeffrey Corduroy, comes to the camp to "visit his son and reconnect after such a long time". The man is huge and affable, friendly like David, but David turns into a Max version of himself when he's around. After everyone states that he seems cool, David gets pissed even more and basically ditch camp activities the whole day

Max gets a moment alone with the sergent and presses a little more, thrown off by meeting the first person David seems to openly hate. As Max is being Max, Jeff loses it pretty quickly, revealing the kindness is a mask. As he is on his way to hit Max, David puts himself in between. He scolds his father, mad like never before, stating that one apology won't make up for ten years of hell. Jeff leaves, David is so tired his legs won't hold, Max helps him get back to the cabin and they stay there

When the two are alone eventually, David tells him his story: he actually learned about survival from his dad first, he got trained mercilessly to the point of spitting blood, for ten long years. At some point his parents decided to divorce, and he was sent to Camp Campbell to not be in the way. He felt happy there for the first time, but he spiralled after leaving, as his dad left and his mother was depressed. She sent him to France at the clown school, again to not be in the way, and when he was old enough he simply left his house to find his own way to be happy. The only place where that was, was Camp Campbell

David apologizes for making his first story about camp too cheerful, as he should have been sincere. Max comes to two conclusions that night: that they are way more similar than he expected (something he didn't believe when he first heard the camp story from David), and that... maybe David is kind to everyone because he used all the hate he has on that asshole

Possible last episode of the season is another Parent Day. Everyone is teasing Max over the fact that every day is Parent Day for him, and Max complains but passively shows how he can't wait for it. Obviously David is way too gleeful about it. Then David disappears and no one knows where he is, and Max gets in the worse mood possible, making it everyone's problem. Everyone is actually kinda supportive and that turns him from angry to simply sad, although Gwen states that whatever happened to David, he promised to be there therefore he will be

At the exhibition part, when it's Max' turn, David arrives just in time, running in full survival attire like in The Forest. Basically David had another canoe incident, and was hunted down by two more wolves. It turns out that they're the pups of the wolfie he befriended before, they were hunted by men and that's why they were very aggressive towards him at first. Another adventure ensued, with the pups learning how to survive nature

Of course this is not explained to the people (just like The Forest), David apologizes for the late, Max says "fuck you dad" and hugs him in front of everyone

Follows the most mundane celebration between parents, with David (after taking off the survival look) looking a bit goofy and uncomfortable with so many adults while being a young man, but he does his best. Finally a moment of tranquility for the campers, as they watch their parents

Neil: You know Max, maybe you had to learn to appreciate the hell that is Camp Campbell, to meet a parent that truly cared for you. Maybe it was all a learning experience, and this is your reward

Max: ...

Neil: ...

Max: Well, this place sucks, and my dad is a fucking idiot. Definitely not worth it

(Max scoffs, then he smiles at David waving at him. The other campers hold back laughter, clearly not believing him)

It's implied that from then on Max starts calling David dad full time

#i love these two so much #camp camp #david #max #gwen #cc david #cc max #cc gwen #dadvid #camp camp headcanons #headcanons #cc daniel #daniel

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headcanonandburn · 5 months

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My headcanons about Jen

super girly

LOVES Barbie so much and makes the dolls her role model. But still sensible enough to get herself a job as a painter and a dress designer.

pretends to be a "dumb blonde", but even tho she's clumsy she's average. Just likes the style~

loves, loves pink, anime, magical girls, unicorns, and dresses.

loves romantic stuff. Is bi, but still falls for Daniel cos she likes the fact that he loves girly stuff. So they can be Barbie and Ken haha

is obsessed with brushing her hair, dreams of herself as Rapunzel

hates being a tomboy, but doesn't mind if her friends are tomboys

may get angry, but cries more often. But will still beat you up if you destroy a dress in front of her.

doesn't like fighting

is a nostalgia junkie, but is happy to make her own retro art

loves fairytales, thanks to her mom and dad still telling her bedtime stories even all the way to her teenage years

Best pony is Pinkie Pie XD

#camp camp #blonde #camp camp headcanon #camp camp jen #jen is a pegasister #my little pony #rapunzel #fangirl #girly as hell #girly #cc jen

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headcanonandburn · 5 months

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Hi, mod Edith! Welcome to the blog! Do you have any headcanons about "What if they were still alive" AU for Sanjay, Gus, Gregory, Barbara and Rick?

Hi there! And thanks! I’m happy to be here!

I’m gonna separate these by character so it looks a little nicer.

Sanjay: Dawn moved her family from India after Sanjay died, so if he didn’t it’s highly likely that they would still be in India. I also think Lewis would happier and healthier mentally because I feel like he was closer to his dad than his mom. Edith and Milton would be more in touch with their Indian roots, which would be interesting! And of course Dawn would be happy that she has her whole family.

Gus: I can imagine two scenarios for Gus

1.He becomes a happy well adjusted adult. He keeps his punk aesthetic and tastes but he no longer lets his bitterness consume him the way he did as a child. He ends up being the cool uncle that gets his nephews and niece into trouble (but not too serious trouble) and the one they go to when they have a problem they’re too scared to tell their mom about.

2. He stays the way he is. He stays angry at the world and it ruins him. Probably does hard drugs and frequently breaks the law and will still end up in an early grave, curse or no.

Gregory: I like to think that Gregory remains a ball of sunshine long into adulthood. But depending on how things go, it could just be a front. It’s possible in a family where all the other deaths still occur he’d adopt this act to try and keep the family spirit up. Or he could find the same morbid curiosity and comfort in it that his grandma does.

Barbara: I love Barbara, she’s my fave Finch girl and second fave Finch period, but if the comic is any indication, I don’t think she would ever recapture the magic that she had as a child actress. If she wants to be successful, she would have to focus on reinventing herself. Stop clinging to the cute little girl with curls for days and a scream heard around the world. Start broadening her horizons and try new roles.

I don’t think it would work out still, but what’s more important to me is her being happy with herself, no matter what. In the event she doesn’t become a star again, I can see her being one of those super extra drama teachers. You know the ones I’m talking about.

Rick: I don’t have any super in depth headcanons about Rick because I don’t like Rick at all lol. I think probably he would go on to have a normal, unremarkable life. Maybe as a coach. Maybe at the same school Barbara (who at this point has realized deserves WAY better than him) teaches. He tries to win her back but it never works.

It’s fun to to think about for sure~

-Mod Edith

#what remains of edith finch #wroef #mod edith #sanjay kumar #gus finch #gregory finch #rick #barbara finch

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