The Watcher: Powdered Shellfish

The boys are huntin' a killer this week with The Watcher, starring Keanu Reeves. Grab your red string and badge, because things are about to get inquisitive. Jokes this week including: Seattle's Best Place to Get Murdered, Luke's kryptonite, a big wet surprise and Keanu doing a little dance.

The Replacements: Ship a Winner

Once again the fellas are headed to the gridiron, this time with ... Keanu Reeves, of all people? Cross the picket line and bust up a union, because these gents are comedy scabs. Jokes including: FedEx Kink-Ohs!, Keanu is left-handed, Sam's food journey, hormonal polyester, jock rock reductionism and updates on Dwayne "The Johnson" Johnson.

The Matrix: Oops All Pizza!

It's the big one, folks! The boys are being unplugged and ejected from their lubricated pods. It's time to boogie on down to The Matrix town. Starring Keanu Reeves, the all-time classic gets a fresh look from the lads, with jokes including: leather explorations, Zoom hiccups, slappin' it silly, some guesses from the community, and one very wet boy.

Devil's Advocate: Siegel School of Comedy Bricks

The boys are litigating for lower powers this week with Devil's Advocate, starring the elusive Keanu Reeves! Head on down to the courtroom and do some discovery, with jokes including: Al Pacino's shower thoughts, a pretty big love bite, the incorrect number of holes, Keanu's mostly-there accent, and some mild foot stuff.

Feeling Minnesota: Party Surrogate

The boys are headed back into another flick with a state in the name, and the results pretty much speak for themselves. Steal your brother's family with this week's episode on Feeling Minnesota! Jokes include: America's Not Funniest Home Videos, that Subway smell, a movie that's totally a comedy, stages of grief and reminiscing about college.

Chain Reaction: Good Good Bean Boys

The boys are on the run (again), this time absconding with cold fusion, or maybe hydrogen? It's kinda unclear. But either way, Keanu Reeves is here with this week's episode on Chain Reaction. Evade the feds and drive an ice boat, because goofs include: An appreciated Time to Keanu, the definition of the mess around times, cigar watch, veggie patty chatter, and some updates on Keanu's hair.

Little Buddha: Fiesta'd Around

The boys finally got this week's movie in the mail (literally) and are back from a break with Little Buddha, starring a suspect Keanu Reeves. This one is red hot for all the wrong reasons, so buckle up, cowboys! Jokes this week include: The movie that started it all, Keanu's eyebrows, zydeco music, a distinct lack of a DVD menu, being too hungry, and an accent heard (thankfully) not quite around the world.

FEED DROP: Greeced Lightning-Troy

The boys are taking a break this week due to a natural disaster in their area. So this week we're doing a feed drop with Greeced Lightning, a history podcast starring yer bois and Dr. Sara Hales-Brittain. Here's the details:In the series premier of Greeced Lightning, Dr. Sara Hales-Brittain, Luke Patrick, and Sam Siegel begin their deep dive into ancient Greek mythology by breaking down the legend of the Trojan War. Dr. Hales-Brittain teaches Luke and Sam about the epic cycle, Paris' past, and how much the movie Troy failed.

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A Walk in the Clouds: Dash Some Arby's

The boys are headed to wine country this week, with the Napa-based A Walk in the Clouds. So put on a big, floppy hat and get to sippin', with jokes including: foot stompin' sexy grape times, Downton Abbey shenanigans, the many benefits of Marin county, hitchhiking in 1945, and some questionable food choices from one of the hosts.

Johnny Mnemoic: Nelson, Mandela Man

The boys wet-wire some implants and dive into the net with this week's episode on Johnny Mnemonic, starring Keanu Reeves. Huff all the cyberpunk dystopia you can stand because this film's got it in spades, with jokes including: one erotic marine mammal, the quest for yoghurt, a film from the 1970's, podcastin' in the metaverse and the best new superhero you've never heard of.

Patreon Feed Drop: Pig!

Here's an episode straight from the Patreon, one featuring a truffle pig, Nicolas Cage, and a whole lot of Portland. That's right folks: the boys are doing 2021's Pig! Enjoy this peek behind the Patreon curtain with goofs including: the Nasty Bug, lots of promises, a dirty pig hunt, and chef fights.

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The Prince of Pennsylvania: The Side Mullet

The boys head on over to Nowheresville, PA with this week's episode, featuring 1988's Prince of Pennsylvania and yer boi Keanu Reeves. Strap on a helmet and head on down to the podcast mines, because the dudes have jokes including: The blood kiss, a suspicious haircut, some truly awful poetry, a certain amorous trailer and money in the butt hut.

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Tune in Tomorrow: Ramps Off the Shell

The boys put on a smart suit and a very short tie, because this week they're going back to 1951 with Tune in Tomorrow, starring Keanu Reeves. This one's all about icky radio dramas, with jokes including: a shrinking accent, jumping the turtle, a Martin mispronounced, Russian spyware, and your father's brother's wife's sister.

Much Ado About Nothing: Rordon Gamsay's Heaven's Galley

The boys grab a big ol' bucket of "thou"s this week, because they're talkin' Shakespeare and watching Much Ado About Nothing, partially starring Keanu Reeves. Put on some pantaloons and head on down to the theater, with jokes including: the best way to slice bread, an oily boy, the acceptability of a laugh, the return of a famous wizard and carpet syrup.

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Speed: Oops all VOC

The boys are heading back to Los Angeles in a hurry with this week's episode on Speed, starring Keanu Reeves. Jump on a bus -- yes, that bus -- and try not to go under 50, because jokes are exploding everywhere. Goofs this week include: Dad outfits for any season, additional plane talk, rapid-fire Reeves questions, and a house that produces more than you'd like.

Dracula: Dipped Down

The boys are getting spooky and surreal this week, with Dracula: (partially) starring Keanu Reeves. Jump in the stagecoach and take a trip down to Transylvania with jokes this week including: John Wick fever, an accent that kinda wants to quit, a solution's solution, nipples in the wide angle, and so much talk about dips.

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Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey: Team Vomit

The boys are stepping back into the time traveling phonebooth with Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey, starring Keanu Reeves. However, they spend a lot of time talking about ... well, anything else. Jokes this week include: A wet 'n' wild would-you-rather, simultaneous deliveries, the Friendship Hose, Alamo Drafthouse steaks, and even more Toyverse. Listen Here