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gimmethegoddamncoffee · 20 hours
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Tim: wait, you quit smoking?
Jason: I quit smoking when I became Robin.
Tim: Ok,That Is Not True. I've seen you smoke recently, don't gaslight me!
Dick: You didn't really quit smoking when you were Robin Jay, you used to take my cigs sometimes
Duke: wait,, YOU used to smoke??
Dick: Yeah, back when I was Nightwing
Duke: You're /still/ Nightwing ???
Tim: He means back when he was Discowing
Duke: What's discowing???
Jason: The reason I used to smoke.
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A fanfic idea:
Bruce was able to rescue Jason before he died, and after this experience, Jason stopped being Robin.
He became afterwards the golden child, he goes to college (with a scholarship), helps out in the city library, teaches children (helps with their homeworks and helps them to study), works part time in a car garage in crime alley, and is a supportive brother.
And it pisses his siblings off.
Because there has to be something fishy because no one, really no one, is that perfect.
And there is something fishy.
He is also Red Hood.
No one knows, and the vigilantes never talk to Jason about "the family business" because he needs to concentrate on his studies and other stuff.
So imagine, Batmans suprise when the JL was able to catch Red Hood.
Someone takes Jasons helmet off in front of Batman, Nightwing, and other members
And Jason, who wears also a domino mask, doesn't look Batman in the face even as he says :
"Hey Dad. I can explain."
And Dick loses his shit, he laughs so hard because, Jason, The golden child, the one who gave up on being a vigilante, who reads to children in the library, is a goddamn crimelord.
Bruce just stands there frozen because wtf Jason?!
And Dick takes selfies with Jason being tied up and calles the other Batkids in because they should definitely not be left out of it.
(Edit: As someone who doesn't really write (or can write good stories), I want to say, feel free to use this prompt for a fanfiction. Just please give credits to me (because I don't know if someone else had also this idea and posted it) and please inform me if you publish something (because I want to read a fanfiction like this too))
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damian: why'd you shoot that man? i think he's dead
jason: he was pulling out his weapon
damian: what are you, a cop?
jason on the verge of tears: i'm so proud of you, but never compare me to a cop again
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That video of a hockey player stealing some fans phone is so fox coded
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i need the batfam fandom to give damian the same energy we give tom hollands peter parker in fics like
i want Field Trip to Wayne Enterprises fics
fics where damian gets phone calls from his famous siblings in class
fics where damian has to deal with the other kids watching thirst traps of his older siblings
fics where he’s getting bullies and one of them shows up in full vigilante attire to scare the middle school bully
just
damian al ghul wayne fanfic that centers around his school life and protective family
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Facts!🤭
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gimmethegoddamncoffee · 2 months
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When a physicist falls in love :)
Richard Feynman's love letter to his deceased wife, 1946.
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gimmethegoddamncoffee · 2 months
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Jason is an "I'd kill for you" person stuck in a "live for me" family.
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gimmethegoddamncoffee · 3 months
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#he wanted to speak to him but zeus was listening
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gimmethegoddamncoffee · 3 months
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KEEP UP WITH THE WAYNES
Damn, the never-ending tags plis send help
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gimmethegoddamncoffee · 3 months
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gimmethegoddamncoffee · 3 months
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MAYDAY MAYDAY AO3 IS DOWN I REPEAT AO3 IS DOWN
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gimmethegoddamncoffee · 3 months
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Imagine what him and Tim could do together if they got bored?
So I'm someone who started out reading dc fanfic but is now starting to get into actual source material.
I just watched Under the Red Hood and holy crap Jason gets mischaracterized so much in fandom. Like I know a lot of people have talked about this already but whatever.
Jason, so often is described in fanfic as impulsive or emotional, as someone who "thinks with his fists" rather than his head, when that couldn't be further from the truth.
In UtRH, this guy is able to manipulate so many key players into ending up exactly where he wants him, and yet people are still think he's one of the dumber members of the batfamily.
TL;DR - jason is way smarter than the fandom gives him credit for. I'm definitely not the first to say this, but it's not said enough.
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gimmethegoddamncoffee · 3 months
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you should ALWAYS use a condom unless it’s been explicitly discussed and you have decided otherwise as a couple! always!!!!!!!!!!
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gimmethegoddamncoffee · 3 months
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Victorian people: *smoke 10 pipes of tabbaco per day, take heroin and cocaine to treat a headache, while living in homes made of lead, arsenic, and asbestos*
Victorian people: We need to ban alcohol.
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gimmethegoddamncoffee · 3 months
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Why does it look like being a teenager emo is like a batfam rite of passage?? Bruce i get it, Dick was angry, again understandable, but Tim? (dont tell me he isnt, look at his fucking hair style, if its not emo, at least is a boyband shit) And like, im not even putting my finger on Damian or Jason they are just emo emo if you know what i mean, just... why? Couldn’t they be the football team leader for once?? But then they need to be able to stand in the sun tho
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gimmethegoddamncoffee · 3 months
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Damian picks up Shakespearean English from Jason and Gen Z slang from Jon and the world has not known peace since
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