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eggorylestrade · 4 years
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geralt: witcher
yennefer: witch
jaskier: errr..
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eggorylestrade · 4 years
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lancelot in battles = normal lancelot, but laNCELOT IN DANCE BATTLES = dancealot
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eggorylestrade · 4 years
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jaskier meeting james bond:
james: the name is bond, james bond
jaskier: *puts on shades*
jaskier: the name is delion, dan delion
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eggorylestrade · 4 years
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today in german class me and my classmate suddenly smelt toast and we were like, ‘wtf??? whos eating toast??’ aND WE TURN AROUND AND THE GIRLS IN THE BACK HAVE A FUCKING TOASTER IM LAUGHING SO HARD
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eggorylestrade · 4 years
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merlin about sorcerers: lets get this bread
uther about sorcerers: lets get this head
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eggorylestrade · 4 years
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frodo baggins
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eggorylestrade · 4 years
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it doesnt rhyme perfectly, but i tried my best-
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eggorylestrade · 4 years
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has this been done yet-
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