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🟢 You are still a writer even when you haven't written in a while.
🟢 You are still a writer even when you feel like you aren't writing enough.
🟢 You are still a writer when you feel like your work isn't good.
🟢 You are still a writer when other people don't like your work.
🟢 You are still a writer when you aren't published.
🟢 You are still a writer when you only have works in progress.
🟢 You are still a writer if all you write is fanfiction.
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corpsehusbands-casket · 2 months
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You know have spent too much time on Wattpad when you’re trying to put a diaper on your dog and say “Stop whining and submit to your alpha” because she ran away when she saw the diaper ???
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corpsehusbands-casket · 2 months
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I’m sobbing 😭
Every single odd number has an “e” in it.
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corpsehusbands-casket · 3 months
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when she says she doesn’t send nudes
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corpsehusbands-casket · 3 months
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Theres nothing like killing off your characters *whispers* for fun.
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corpsehusbands-casket · 3 months
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MY BOUNDARIES!!!
Do:
Interact(like, comment, etc)
Request oneshots!
Praise/congratulate posts (is there a better way to say this?)
Private message me for fluff/angst/smut requests!
Be feral- I find this hilarious!
Flirt with me, I flirt back but you can bet your butt I will not date you 😃
Request NSFW content! (List of everyone i will and won’t do below ⬇️ )
Repost- please do!
Friendly constructive criticism! I love it!
DM me and vent. I’m here for you. If you want advice, I’ll give it to you(you probably shouldn’t trust my love advice because I swear Cupid dropped his bow/arrow and is holding a gun to my forehead.)
DM an just chat. Just don’t be dry.
Don’t:
Ask for face/voice reveal. I won’t until I feel comfortable which won’t be for a long time.
Sexualize me or people/characters I have in my do not sexualize list(at the bottom of post.) Flirting and sexualizing are very different. You may be friendly and flirt with me but you will not say inappropriate about me to anyone you will be reported and blocked.
Post hate comments. If you do, I’ll hit back 2x as hard or block you and trust me right now, I will not hold back. I will not stand for disrespect to myself or anyone on any of my posts.
Negatively criticize my writing. I’ll just flat out block you because if it bothers you, you should be mature enough to just leave my page and ignore it. If you aren’t mature enough then you shouldn’t be here in the first place.
Take jokes seriously. If I’m joking, you’ll know. Like the joke I made about Cupid holding a gun to my forehead earlier in this post, ITS A JOKE!!!
I’m so serious when I say I won’t tolerate transphobia or homophobia at all. I will report and ban you without hesitation.
(Just don’t do anything else that would get you blocked.)
My character list:
I will write NSFW for:
Zayne (Love and Deepspace)
Rafayel (Love and Deepspace)
Rafayel (Love and Deepspace)
Dean Winchester (SPN)
Sam Winchester (SPN)
Castiel (SPN)
Lucifer (SPN)
The Devil (you freaky bastard, you’re amazing.)
Ghost (COD)
Soap (COD)
Konig (COD)
Gaz (COD)
Horangi (COD)
Price (COD)
Alex Keller (COD)
Keegan P. Russ (COD)
Roach (COD)
Damon Salvatore (TVD)
Stefan Salvatore (TVD)
Niklaus Mikaelson (TVD)
Elijah Mikaelson (TVD)
Rebekah Mikaelson (TVD)
Hayley Marshall (TVD)
Marcel Gerard (TVD)
Kol Mikaelson (TVD)
Freya Mikaelson (TVD)
Caroline Forbes (TVD)
Enzo (TVD)
Bonnie Bennet (TVD)
Kai Parker (TVD)
Katherine Pierce (TVD- I don’t blame you, she may be borderline psychotic but she’s sexy as hell.)
Stiles Stilinski (TW)
Scott McCall (TW)
Lydia Martin (TW)
Allison Argent (TW)
Ethan / Aiden (TW- not together, they just don’t have last names listed.)
Malia Tate (TW)
Derek Hale (TW)
Jackson Whittemore (TW)
Theo Raeken (TW)
Most suggested characters
I won’t write NSFW for:
Corpse Husband
Ranboo
Dream
Sykkuno (you’re sick if you even thought about fucking this adorable man.)
Quackity
MrBeast
Karl Jacobs
God (SPN- dude… he’s like… the king of virginity.)
Bobby Singer (SPN)
John Winchester (SPN)
Mary Winchester (SPN)
Jack Kline (SPN)
Gabriel (SPN)
Farah Karim (COD)
Matt Donovan (TVD- why… wha?? Are you baked right now???)
Tyler Lockwood (TVD)
Jeremy Gilbert (TVD- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???)
Alaric Saltzman (TVD- He was like a dad to me ngl.)
Jenna Sommers (TVD- yeah, she’s hot, but she also died a painful and terrible death in only the second season. Have some respect.)
Liam Dunbar (TW- innocent little twink. Large child.)
Erica Reyes (TW- woah.)
Jordan Perrish (TW- I’m sure you can find some on ao3 if you want it that bad.)
Noah Stilinski (TW- I know he’s a dilf but I’m already writing smut over his son so that’d be just be weird.)
Alan Deaton (TW- WHY?!)
Melissa McCall (TW- same reason as Noah.)
Corey Bryant (TW- another innocent little twink.)
Mason Hewitt (TW- it just feels so wrong.)
Gerard Argent (TW- anybody know that TikTok audio that sings “pedo, pedo, pedo, pedopheliaaa, stop! 😃”?)
Victoria Agent (TW- she scares me.)
Bobby Finstock (TW- Same reason as Alaric.)
A small about of requested characters. (I’ll add more over time.)
(P.S There is a very large chance I will not write NSFW content about real people(celebrities, friends, family, etc.). If they have addressed their opinion on being sexualized and have said they are not comfortable with it, I will not write NSFW content about them at all. For example, Corpse Husband. Correct me if I’m wrong at all about this, but he has said that he doesn’t like being sexualized- especially by minors and I know not everyone here on tumblr is an actual mature adult so I will write fluff and angst about him but definitely not smut.)
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corpsehusbands-casket · 3 months
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Trying to paint your nails with your non-dominate hand be like:
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corpsehusbands-casket · 3 months
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I was just casually laying in bed and writing a book(another one that I’m obviously not going to continue past the seventh chapter because I have more ideas to write.) with Sam and Colby’s new video with the Sturniolo triplets playing in the background on my phone.
A good thirty minutes go by and I’m starting to get bored so I’m like “hey, why don’t I call Ritz and see what she’s up to? Probably reading Wattpad but oh well.”
I reach for my phone beside me but it’s not there?? I start looking for my phone, but I just can’t seem to find it. So I set my computer to the side and feel out my blankets but I can’t find it anywhere. I pick up the dog but she’s not on top of it so I set her back down and ignore the side eye she’s giving me for disturbing her nap.
I keep looking for an entire ten minutes with the Sam and Colby video still playing in the background. I’m starting to panic at this point because I CANT FIND MY PHONE ANYWHERE!!!
I decide to call my mom because that bitch can find Waldo by reaching into thin air so I waddle my little ass back over to bed… pick up my phone… and am about to hit the call button when I only then realize my phone is in my hands.
Anyways, how’s your Saturday going?
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corpsehusbands-casket · 3 months
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All of us at some point in our lives( most likely how we ended up on tumblr):
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