Nice ass, sorry about the mental illness

Thank you king

Hi hi hello!

My name is Faith but you know me as BurtRavioli, and I am starting a new little business!! I am a practicing witch and pagan, I've decided to use my power and ability to help those who haven't harnessed theirs yet and need spiritual help.

Do you not have any metaphysical shops in your area? Do you find it hard to start in your craft? Do you not know just where to start? No worries, once a have my shop set up you can buy a number of things such as sage, crystals, tarot cards, daily spells cards, daily affirmations cards, (custom) spell jars, and so much more!

These are the things I have planned to set off. I hope some of you guys are interested!

Hey, I really need some help with my new clown! So I recently adopted a clown from a shelter, from what I got her last owner was very abusive. She wasn't being feed right or given a proper habit or attention. She hadn't been socialized with other clowns very much and isn't too nice, but that's understandable from the conditions she was just in.

I don't know as much as I should about clowns but I know that I had to get her out of the shelter. I think she's a mix of French Pierrot and Mime, I may take a picture of her at a later date but she isn't too comfortable with phones right now. But she's black and white with stripes going across her puffy coat.

Again sorry if I'm using the wrong terminology, I'm still new to clown care. I am willing to learn how to properly care for my clown. My 28 year old clown deserves a better life than what she was given!! Thank you!💖

There are only mermaids, the idea that mermen exist is only because men feel the need to be apart of everything.

LET THE LESBIANS HAVE THEIR SEA

Everyone who puts milk before cereal is pure evil. You're crimes against god will be punished, and may he have pity on your souls in hell

I have yet to receive my froggy

Edit: HAVE RECEIVED

Everyone who reblogs this will find a pic of a frog in their messages

You will be answered faster if you say something in your reblog

Skeleton: *hand rips out of the dirt and tries, struggling to pull themselves up, some flesh still on the bone*

Me: Do you need some help?

Skeleton: ... yes please..

So the other day I was clocking into work and some lady seen me and groaned because I got to the clock before her and now she had to wait for me. All i could think was, "aren't you the lady who pissed out of her booty hole in the stall next to me? Like you couldn't even wait until I left for you to open the flood gates of hell up on that toilet? But no, it's such an inconvenience to wait the .5 seconds it takes for me to clock in."

No one:

Not a single soul:

October:

Hits

honestly why is it taboo for kids to cuss? why are only late teens (barely) and adults allowed to cuss? like i get that adult life is worse and stuff, but as a kid you are experiencing things for the first time. like sure, getting ur promotion stolen at 25 sucks, but it’s the same old shit ya know? you’ve been through this before, ya know what it’s like. but 7 year old Sadie getting the princess flower crown snatched by Suzie? a new experience. first time feeling betrayal, and i think if Sadie wants to call Suzie a little bitch in public that’s totally valid of her.

WHY DECEIT IS GOOD

SO AFTER SOME THINKING, OBVIOUSLY deceit is pissed. When Thomas (character Thomas) was a child every side was a light side everyone was excepted, then when he was growing up Patton decided what was good and bad. Deceit unfortunately, was the bad. All he did was try and make sure he had some selfishness, care for him, and he didn't have to put others before himself, and he shouldn't lie to himself when he do want to think of himself. But no. He was shut out. Thomas then stopped listening to him because he was "BbBbAaAdDdDdD" and then, he forgot all about him. NOT ONLY WAS HE. KICKED . OUT. but he was FORGOTTEN like wednesday's trash. So he tries to come out of the shadows but he knows, Thomas won't listen to HIM, so he chose to not be be deceit, he decided to play as patton, an authority figure in Thomas's mind that he ALWAYS listens to. And I mean why should he. An old friend who casted him out not too long ago got into the light group and earned a spot, but him still IGNORED, why? To him there seems to be no reason but anyway. He fought and fought to be heard by Thomas, trying to tell him why it may be ok to fib to not hurt ones feelings or to not always put others before himself, (WHICH at the rate he is doing this is NOT HEALTHY) but still, deemed a "bad guy"

SO NOT ONLY was he kicked out, AND forgotten, but he was LEFT my someone who he thought was a FRIEND, he attempt after attempt, was continued to be not taken seriously since after he FINALLY thinks he has gotten through to him WRONG, BUT FINALLY he is still considered to be bad.

So now knowing this can we SEE were deceit is coming from. He is in a group of the forgotten and left to rot. And the things he's doing like glaring at virgil and saying things like "It takes a lier to know a lier" at the court room, he was talking about how virgil lied about the two being friends. Virgil abandoned him like Thomas did long ago. And he knew that. AND THIS WOULDN'T EVEN BE HAPPENING IF PATTON WASN'T SO STRICKED. I know he's my baby too but he isn't innocent in this.

I mean I get why virgil is scared, he's been repressed too and doesn't want to go back blindly thinking were he used to be was "bad" but it's not.

Post getting too long just comment and we can discuss more there 😋

Witch Tip!!

Remember before doing anything related to witchcraft or magick, light a candle!! If you are new like I am it takes alot of energy to do things magick related that you body isn't used to, so use the energy from candles to substitute yours!!

I drew his a tiny hat because he's a good boy and deserves one

There should DEFINITELY be an Olympics for dogs. They could show off their talents like how long they can hold treats on their nose, dancing, swimming, and other things like that! And along with their trophy they will get scritches and treats.