OMG!!! THEY PUT TWILIGHT BACK ON NETFLIX IN CANADA!!!!

Why I would and probably will sell my soul to ao3, these absolute cuties: ghostsoap, Wolfstar, jegulus, Jalice, Seth Clearwater, Patrochilles, Steddie, Newt Minho and Thomas (whatever combo of ship they are in), Stucky, the ineffable husbands, Roach, or literally this possibility of finding a new ship or like something super angsty. That is all thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Y’all is ao3 down for maintenance

Guys ao3 is back up 😅

If it wasn’t back up by tonight I might have cried

Guys ao3 is down again 😭

i am currently suffering from a sinus infection and the nyquil is kicking in but—

Jacob honestly deserved so much better than what Smelly gave him. She wrote him so beautifully that he overpowered Edward, the ‘man’ Bells was supposed to end up with. Noticing that she made Jacob more desirable and good, she tore him down. Every piece of good and love and kindness, she took from him. She took it away because Edward needed to be the one Bella ended up with.

And yet, despite Smelly tearing Jacob apart piece by piece, we still love him, team jacobs are fiercely loyal. Like a pack of wolves. We see beyond the inexcusable and unnecessary character destruction she put him through. We see the sunny Jacob that still exists within him despite the destruction the Cullens introduced to his and his family and his tribes lives. Which is why I love being team Jacob. He is loyal and kind and trustworthy and strong and gentle and endlessly caring.

Smelly never deserved Jacob as a character. She ruined him simply for the end game of white superiority. Fuck her and fuck her saga.

Why am I team Jacob?

Christmas kids by Roar is so Black brothers coded like the line “You'll change your name or change your mind And leave this fucked up place behind But I'll know, I'll know”and “Do what you want as long as you stay here” is Regulus talking to Sirius when he leaves and “I love you so much, more than you could know” is Sirius talking to Regulus after he leaves because he “abandoned” Reggie. “I'm going to escape, but you won't know how Or where to find me when I'm gone” is Reggie talking to the death eaters when he leaves to go destroy the locket or him leaving his parents both work. Finally we have “I'll drink myself to death inside this prison cell” is Sirius when he is in Azkaban. I think about this a lot and when I do I get just a bit sad but also happy at the same time because I love them both so much.

❤️

this is my favourite ship dynamic i hope you understand

The drawing of Crowley my friend did now I have the full set. I love them so much I also love my friend.

Look at the drawing of Aziraphale my friend did for me yesterday. He’s so precious 😭

(the cullens in midnight sun deciding what to do about bella)

Carlisle: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate, malewife our way out of this one guys

Jasper, without hesitation: manslaughter it is then

Reggie: that raccoon was Barty, he won and won’t shut up about

James: I think it’s time I get my life in order. Lily, narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.

im so fucking excited for the ballad of song birds and snakes but at the same time i’m really worried that it’s not going to hold up to the books standard. ya know?

Lacy by Olivia Rodrigo is screaming the Sam-Emily-Leah pain triangle. It’s like the song is in Leah’s perspective and Lacy is Emily. She talks about how Lacy or in our case Emily has the one thing that she wants. That she (Leah) is always lingering “watching hidden in plain sight”. Which is exactly what is happening because Leah was part of Sam’s pack so she is always there to see them together and can literally see inside Sam’s head. She (Leah) also talks about how “I loathe you lately” because they are cousins and we’re “as close as sisters” before Sam imprinted on Emily and broke up with Leah