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A depressing realisation caused by watching Twilight for the first time
The most relatable part of those movies is feeling like prey around men who desire you and how much of your life is spend hoping they can control their "urges". Also the fact that both of the love interests always feel they know what is best for Bella and sometimes just straight up make choices for her, often ignoring her wishes because they don't respect her decisions.
#twilight#twilight renaissance#misogyny#sexism#boys will be boys#purity culture#female experience#being a woman#autonomy
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From Artful Dodger to Queens Gambit. Why did it take me so long to watch this show ITS AMAZING.
the queen’s gambit + tumblr text posts + beth x benny
#brb making a chess.com account#good thing the harry potter ps2 games trained me for this#i've fallen in chess and i can't get up
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no thoughts just jack dawkins' stupid flowy sleeves covered in blood
#the artful dodger#jack dawkins#I love how he never bothers to clean it#just full on drenched in some possibly diseased dudes blood because 1800s baby!#and he probably only owns one other shirt and doesnt want to get that one dirty too#reminder that this man walked home covered in exploded corpse confetti at a pretty leisurely pace tbh
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No one:
Jack outside Belle's house to ask if she wants to help with a surgery (again):
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I'm sick of being right, I'm sick of "specialists" failing me
This is like, the 5th or 6th physio I've gone to for my scoliosis and NONE of them have had a fucking clue! And I give them cheatsheets, I come prepared. I got x-rays that I have editing myself with the MRI report notes over top. I know which way I curve and I can draw a detailed pain map of which muscles are in pain and why. And they STILL don't listen and just give me generic exercises that make my pain WORSE. Sometimes they just give up after 6-8 weeks and discharge me telling me to look up pilates videos on youtube. The most recent one I went to I explained everything, I showed her all my x-rays and diagrams and told her which stretches had and hadn't worked in the past. This bitch proceeds to confuse which way my spine curves multiple times in the appointment and tells me to do a stretch which twists my body in the complete wrong way that exaggerated my curve rather than straightening it out. I tell her this, and how it feels wrong and she insists that no, no, this is the way I should be doing it according to the way my spine is curved. So I go home, not very reassurred, and try out the exercise for 2 weeks. I come back and tell her that it still feels wrong. She looks at me and goes "oh yeah, you should be doing it the other way, woopsie." But wait, there's more. Then she gets me to see how far I can stretch side to side reaching my hand down my leg and notices that I can't go as far on the right sided so she tells me I need to practise stretching that way as much as I can to even it out. I take 2 seconds to think about it and point out to her that the REASON I can't go as far on the right side is because that is the CONCAVE side of my curve, meaning that the vertebrae are already closer together bby default when I'm standing straight. So the reason I can't go as far on that sided is because there is literally less room for them to move before the BONES START HITTING INTO EACH OTHER. I had to show her the x-ray and demonstraed with my fists stacked on top of each other before she understood and then she gives me the most gormless look and just says "oh, well maybe don't do that one then." YA THINK?! And she just abandonedd me mid session to go and spot some other lady in the gym and give her pointers for a good 5-10 minutes. Like, I paid for 30 minutes and it was NOT cheap and insurance won't cover it so it would be nice if you could actually focus on your client for the whole half hour. Now I'm back at square one. Maybe 7th times the charm ay.
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🛞 @reniadeb 🛞
#scoliosis treatment#scoliosis#meme#funny#memes#relatable#relatable memes#relatable meme#twitter#medieval#spoonie#chronic pain
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My disability has once again disabled me and I for one and shocked.
#chronic pain#disability#autism#aspie#neurodivergent#autistic adult#actually autistic#cripple punk#scoliosis#aspergers#aspergirl#sensory processing disorder#sensory processing issues#sensory overwhelm#sensory sensitivity
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Baldur's Gate 3 Ship Dynamics
ASTARION
+ Shadowheart = sassy, edgelords who don't have time for your shit. Not super evil, just survivors who dont have time for sentimentality.
+ Gale = bickering old married couple united by a power kink (Spawn Astarion + Ascendant Gale)
+ Karlach = 2 sides of the same traumatised/enslaved coin, opposites attract and heal each other and its beautiful and tender.
+ Good Durge = beautiful trauma healing parallel, bond over lack of control/autonomy and fighting to gain it.
GALE
+ Karlach = ADHD/Autistic couple relate over terminal chronic illness (which were both inflicted on them by the person they trusted and admired most who abused and abandoned them). Both stick it to their abusers.
+ Lae'zel = a blunt fish out of water and a nerd who trips over his own tongue and is fascinated by her. Theyre also turned on by each others musk. Also both middle-fingering their abusive Godesses. Both familiar with the Astral Plane.
+ Evil Durge = absolute enablers (surprisingly)
SHADOWHEART
+ Minthara = evil boss bitch and her budding sassy apprentice.
+ Halsin = 2 poly horndogs
+ Good Durge = 2 amnesiacs both sticking it to their respective abusive deities
+ Evil Durge = 2 zealouts enthralled by each other's malice
LAE'ZEL
+ Shadowheart = enemies to lovers, strong sapphic badasses who deconstruct their religous indoctrination together and take no shit
+ Karlach = lethal power couple
+ Minthara = ruthless evil carnal bitches
WYLL
+ Karlach = Baldurians who love stories of heroes and justice.
+ Good Durge = relate over being owned by an evil higher power and fighting to retain their values despite their circumstances
KARLACH
+ Wyll = Hunter spares his prey and fall in love with her, she falls in love with his selfless heart of gold. Golden retriever couple.
+ Halsin = Just 2 protective cinnamon rolls
#bg3#bg3 headcanons#bg3 shipping#bg3 romance#durge#bg3 durge#bg3 astarion#astarion#shadowheart#bg3 shadowheart#lae'zel#bg3 lae'zel#wyll ravengard#bg3 wyll#gale of waterdeep#gale dekarios#bg3 gale#bloodweave#halsin#bg3 halsin#minthara#bg3 minthara#karlach#bg3 karlach#baldur's gate 3
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#actuallyautistic#autism#asd#neurodiversity#neurodivergent#autistic life#autistic females#autism spectrum#infodumping#its the neurodiversity#autistic pride#autism acceptance#autistic problems#autismmeme#actually autistic#aspergirl#aspie
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The late diagnosed neurodivergent experience of being told you're wrong your entire fucking life.
You're too sensitive,
it's not too loud,
it's not too bright,
it's not overwhelming,
you're just overreacting,
it doesn't smell weird,
the texture is fine,
just eat it,
just wear it,
plans change get over it,
stop being so dramatic,
why are you so argumentative?
I was obviously joking,
why do you take everything so seriously?
I'm not yelling,
It's not a big deal,
stop nitpicking,
stop jiggling/rocking,
stop fidgeting,
stop humming/whistling/clicking,
stop talking about that,
no one cares,
you're annoying people,
you're so high strung,
just relax,
stop worrying,
stop overthinking,
just be normal
and then people act all surprised that you grow up to be an insecure, indecisive wreck. What else did you expect me to be when you spent my whole life teaching me my own perception was faulty and couldn't be trusted?
Grooming me to seek approval and validation from others for every decision I made because whenever I made them myself, they were always wrong.
#late diagnosed autistic#neurodivergent masking#actually neurodivergent#neurospicy#neurodivergent#neurodiversity#adult autism#autistic#autism#autistic girl#autistic adult#aspie#aspiegirl#aspergers#aspergirl#emotional invalidation#invalidation#ableism
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Everyone out here talking about how Disney movies gave them unrealistic expectations of men or a woman's waist to neck ratio meanwhile I was busy taking notes on courting rituals, specifically the "human mating call".
Cos I swear every Disney princess was just minding her own business, singing to herself in the woods, unwittingly luring men to her like a freaking siren.
Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, The Little Mermaid - their princes were all SMITTENED before even talking to them because of their beautiful voices.
Cut to my autistic ass doing Ariels "ahhhhhh ah ah ahhhhhHHHhhh" repeatedly off by myself on the playground expecting boys to just throw themselves at me in awe while they all gave me side eye from across the playground like "why's that weird girl always singing the same damn song to herself?".
#late diagnosed autistic#autistic girl#autistic females#autistic#neurospicy#neurodivergent culture#neurodivergent#if you did something similar and youre allistic good for you my ass is still very nuch autistic#childhood#disney#disney princess#unrealistic expectations
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#I hyperfixated too hard again and now its past midnight send haalp#I have WORK tomorrow#But hes worth it so who cares#astarion#bg3 astarion#astarion fanart#fanart#bg3 fanart#own art#sketch#baldurs gate 3#baldurs gate 3 fanart
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THIS^^
The autistic despair of someone saying “I’ll call you later” and not knowing the exact time when they’re gonna call
It’s like being on alert mode for hours please don’t
#actually autistic#actually neurodivergent#neurospicy#adult autism#high functioning autism#autistic things#introvert#seriouslythoughpleasejusttellmesoiknowhowlongimsafefromyou#damnthatsoundsomeanlol
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Seriously, when I was a kid I thought this was the most hilarious sick burn of all time (and I was right lol)
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This is the most autistic movie. I related so hard to the main character when I first watched it years ago and it really became a comfort movie for me.
She was an academically gifted kid like me,
Who gets treated like a child even as an adult by everyone around her despite being abnormally intelligent,
Who has an incredibly strong, black & white sense of morals (lying = bad),
Who found people confusing and social rules counterintuitive and pointless,
Who loves to read (because people in books are waay easier to understand, their thoughts and motivations are literally spelled out on the page),
And has very "different" interests than her peers (she listens pretty much exclusively to classical music and reads 17 books in one week),
Shes also very particular and honest/blunt.
A classic Aspergirl.
This movie just saved my evening! And I’ve already ordered the book it’s based on. The paperback, not the audiobook... cause that one’s going to be a keeper, I can feel it. - by supersonicstarblazerthisbighush 081119
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Its a delicate balance lol
I surely can't be the only one in this
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smolstarion
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