Buggy is Wife Material simply because she's too girl fail to be husband

AND HES MY WIFE

Jinbe more like JINBAE

(you can shoot me for this i consent but only for the joke not for calling jinbe hot)

Mom said it’s my turn to summon the Old Gods and bring about the destruction of the universe and mankind

Zeff was made to be a girl dad

*trans fems your Sanji*

I'm a guy in the same way a male Peacock is a guy

*stands in front if you tibbies taped, hair tied in low pigtails with ribbons, makeup slaying, heart hoop earrings*

fear me

People who draw ace with top surgery scars I love you people who draw ace with top surgery scars I love you people who draw ace with top surgery scars I love you people who draw ace with top surgery scars I love-

I am a firm believer that trans man Zoro didn't want top surgery cause it meant he wouldn't be able to train so he just worked out loads and turned his boobs into moobs

Sanji has a bi panic when he discovers this cause that means Zoro's had his tibbies out

eveeyones got it wrong your mid 20s arent for going to the club or partying or picking up new crafts. your 20s are for discovering how much more autistic you are than you thought you were in high school

No matter the au, no matter whether or not it's both ways, no matter if it's canon or not

I believe in every One Piece universe that Doflamingo has an big fat crush on Crocodile

I don't like him beyond finding him as amusing as a puppy with its tail in its mouth but

*Grabs Doflamingo*

*Yoinks Glasses*

FINALLY

Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.

a cannibal in everything but practice

you see, it's not that i'm walking around with no dick. it happens that my dick has the magnificent ability to become invisible to those who are unusually stupid

Can't explain it but I just know somewhere out there there's a universe where Will Graham began a van or boat life during or fresh out of high school

I just know there's a universe somewhere where Will is somewhere in Europe, buying foods from local markets, hiking wildernesses, fishing, making friends in random places, getting doted on by elderly women, feeding stray dogs and just free and far away from all the torment he didn't deserve

and maybe just maybe he had a wonderful conversation and weird dinner with a Dr Fell at some point although the man disappeared soon after leaving Will to his travels

Vampire Will Graham who knew from the second he walked into Jack's office that Hannibal ate people and either

a) just thought he was a fellow vampire and didn't care

or

b) knew Hannibal was human and found it hilarious how the FBI hasn't caught the man who's name rhymes with cannibal and stinks of human flesh

he spends the entire 3 seasons playing along and messing about only to finally at the end tell Hannibal he's always known and that he's a vamp

the cursed knowledge of being aware that i deserve to exist and am loved yet the inability to accept it

my Black Clover roman empire is Yami and his thoughts towards Julius

Do you think Yami in his younger years ever looked at Julius and wondered if this is what it's like to have a dad that cares for you than hurts you? Do you think he wondered how Julius would've treated his sister? Do you think he still thinks of Julius as some kind of father? What do you think was in his mind when he watch his mentor/father get killed by one of his friends?