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Lunatics (A Tale of Loki and his Progeny)

Mod (if you can even call me a mod): So I’ve posted some nifty-difty writing down there. Take a look or not, I did it as a way to try something new.

“You are a diseased maggot,” Loki said. “Honestly, your only redeeming quality is that you have your mother’s eyes. Everything else? Putrid. Look at you, you round faced baboon. You’re appaling, a scur to society.”

Thor would’ve been shocked if the following sounds weren’t immensely loud giggles.

“Of course you laugh, little leech,” he heard him say in the other room.

“Do you always speak to your son this way?” Thor asked, turning the corner to living room where Loki was laying. His hair was splayed out beyond his head like ink onto the carpet, Konnur was raised above him at arms length giggling and cooing profusely.

“He thinks it’s hysterical.” Loki seemed unaffected. “And he can’t understand a word I’m saying, he’s an infant.”

“He will one day,” Thor warned.

Loki shrugged, “then I’ll stop, unless this insignificant freak of nature continues to find it amusing? Will you, prat?” The baby laughed like he was telling him the funniest joke in world. “Told you, he loves it. Isn’t that right, satan spawn?”

Konnur only giggled and cooed trying to grasp at his father’s smiling face.

“Whatever pleases you, brother.” Thor said, sighing.

“Whatever pleases him,” he corrected.

Six years later…

“Hmm….now if I were a moronic pariah,” Loki wondered aloud, “where would I hide?” He listened for the sound of giggling which came from the curtains. There he saw pale toes protruding from the fabric and the obvious outline of a small body.

“Hmm...what a difficult question indeed.” He tapped his chin. He pretended to look under the couch where he heard more giggles from behind the curtain. “Well, I don’t see any ingrates under the sofa. Nor was there a rapscallion in pantry. Perhaps behind these curtains your mother treasures so much, I certainly hope not for the very touch of such a monster would ruin them forever.” He heard more giggles, one of Konnur’s hands had raised to cover his mouth this time. “Still, I think I should check,” he mused. Loki crept towards the curtains carefully and yanked them back.

He recognized the glowing, slightly see through form of an illusion. Loki’s mouth dropped slightly in surprise. A proud smirk pulled at his lips, “I’m impressed, little insect.” He looked around a little wondering where his real son might be hiding.

“I’m up here,” he beamed from the top of stairs. “I got you,” he said proudly, he smiled so widely it showed off his pearly white teeth and the two that were missing in the front..

“I see and I’m impressed.”

The look of adoration on the little boy’s face could melt the coldest of hearts, and it did.

Sixteen years later…

“I want you to know, I completely despise you,” Loki gritted, daggers in each of her hands.

She stood back to back with Konnur who opted for pure magic. “Not to sound like mom, but really? Sixteen years later and that’s the first thing you have to say to me?”

Loki grabbed one of the aliens by the arm and quickly slit its throat using its body as a shield. “I thought, I’d keep in fashion, insulting you always made you smile.”

“I was a toddler!” He yelled incredulously.

Loki wasn’t sure if his yelling was out of anger or due to melee. To be perfectly honest, her son’s dramatics were beyond her. That is one thing she cannot be outdone in. “You still smiled.”

“I had no clue what you were saying to me! I was six!” He kicked a gun in her direction when daggers started to seem a little useless and ridiculous. Konnur was determined, no matter how much trouble it got him into to drag this god back to Earth in one piece. “Here!”

Loki rolled her eyes. “I’m assuming you turned out no worse finding out the truth.”

He grunted taking the brunt of a rather large alien’s weight before blasting a hole through its midsection. “Well fuck me with a rusty spoon and call me king of Asgard, you somehow think you have the right to assumptions,” he said mockingly. “You left me alone for sixteen years and we’re currently dick deep in alien innards because of you, you don’t get the right to think anything.”

Loki stared at him strangely for a moment, “perhaps you did turn out for the worst.”

The familiar gust of the quinjet finally arriving broke their discussion apart. Loki felt her son grab the collar of her tunic, she didn’t have enough time to stop him. She was being throttled through the air until she landed on the cold metal grating of the quinjet, her side where she landed stung a little.

Seconds later he floated up in a golden glow of light, she rolled her eyes. He pressed a button on the side of the quinjet causing it to close shut, the impending sand storm and aliens were left behind. He sauntered up to Loki with her stolen haughtiness and wrapped shackles around her wrists. “Ladies, gentlemen and other, I present to you my dick of a father...who is currently my mother,” he grinned. “Please, hold your applause. We’re probably gonna get shot down if we don’t fly out of here in about ten seconds.”

The pilot of the quinjet, a rugged young man with messy blonde hair, rolled his eyes and scoffed before thrusting forward. “I can’t believe we’re stuck in space with two of you fucking lunatics.”

#loki #avengers kids #Konnur Lokison #writing #marvel #mcu

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“Guess we’re back on this bullshit again. Cue Back in the Saddle.”

#avengers kids #look! some of them are different!#marvel #fc: cameron boyce #fc: andy biersack #fc: charlie hunnam #fc: maggie lindemann #fc: kiersey clemons #fc: garrett hedlund #Eve is very different as you can see #I have no clue who she is...sorry!

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ask-next-avengers · 7 years

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Masozi Mala

“Here in the darkness I know myself”

(Pictures are not mine, Pinterest)

#fc: Nykhor Paul #avengers kids #MY QUEEN #she's amazing #moodboard

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Agent Kieri Sofia Pedreira

“I don't give a damn what you say to me. There ain't no time for games with me”

(Pictures are not mine, Pinterest)

#fc: danay garcia #avengers kids #halsey #cuba #literally takes no shit #at all #how she deals with those assholes is beyond anyone #moodboard

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ask-next-avengers · 7 years

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Alright I’ve fallen in love with making moodboards so expect one for Agent Pedreira and other villains like Henry!

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“Speak in tongues. I don’t recognize you anymore”

(Pictures are not mine, Pinterest)

#moodboard #tragic backstory #love #henry noble #fc: lim jae-beom #eve rogers #fc: antonia thomas #avengers kids #god i wanna cry #their love is tragic #phantogram

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“I don’t wanna wake it up...the devil in me”

(Pictures are not mine, Pinterest)

#fc: jaebum #halsey #moodboard #avengers kids #eve rogers #henry noble #i wish there was a happy ending to this but...#there isn't #seriously i could cry about henry all night #he was such a good boy

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ask-next-avengers · 7 years

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Clint and Natasha search the city when his eleven-year-old son, Jack, goes missing. What happens when they find him is...unexpected.

Check it out if you’re interested!

#jack barton #rock and roll #clintasha #ao3fic

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What song is your “Guilty Pleasure”?

Jack: Monica Lewinsky by G-Eazy (feat. Skizzy Mars and KYLE). First time Clint heard me play it, he told me I was grounded.

Konnur: All for You by Janet Jackson of course. When I was five I had the biggest crush on her, I dressed up as her for Halloween once.

AJ:......Everyday..... by Ariana Grande. I know, I’m kinda disgusted by myself too.

Eve: Wedgie in my Booty by the Taylor Girlz (feat. Trinity Taylor). It’s about exactly what the title says.

Riley: I don’t think Just a Friend by Biz Markie is a guilty pleasure song, but around here it is apparently because it’s “ancient.”

Haldor: the Ballroom Blitz- Sweet. I’m not exactly sure what’s wrong with it, but people generally cringe whenever it’s played. I like it though.

Bianca: I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry. At first it was a guilty pleasure for another reason, but now I just like the song.

#please listen to wedgie in my booty and tell me Steve wouldn't die #Bianca casually playing her song around the house #Tony's like...do you need to tell us something?#we're all gonna pretend aj's not talking about Haldor #Konnur seriously loved her back in the day #at least Loki thought it was funny #this is the only tag without fc #sorry there's too much crap in the tags already

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Your favorite movie as a kid?

Bianca: Lilo and Stitch was a pretty good movie. I kinda wanted an alien best friend after that.

AJ: We used to watch Mr. Peabody and Sherman all the time. The time travel, the jokes, they just got me.

Konnur: Fuck, Frankenweenie was my shit! My parents hated it, but I always wanted to watch it.

Jack: One day a random agent at SHIELD made me watch Oliver & Company because Clint hadn’t “cultured” me enough yet (everybody was doing stuff like this). I ended up liking it

Haldor: My mother put on Frozen for us often during summer vacation. I refused to tell her how much I love that movie and yet we always ended up watching it...mysteriously.

Eve: Fuck! I can never choose between Mulan and Anastasia

Riley: Nothing’s more incredible than the Incredibles.

#disney #fox #dreamworks #avengers kids #kids movies

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“On your left.”

“I swear to God if you start that again!”

#my girls #besties #brotp #riley wilson #fc: kiersey clemons #sam wilson #eve rogers #fc: Antonia Thomas #steve rogers #bucky barnes #I had left over pictures i didn't use #this is the result #marvel #ocs #avengers kids #next generation avengers

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A random fact about yourself?

Bianca: This is everyone’s favorite for some reason. TV hosts always ask me whether or not it’s true off the air. I didn’t have a prom date, I know, I can’t believe it either.

Eve: I played the saxophone for four years. I was...okay at it.

Jack: I didn’t learn to ride a bike until I was 16.

Konnur: I was on a swim team in middle school and part of elementary school. Sorry, you can’t see me in a banana hammock. I buried all the evidence.

Riley: My fingers are double jointed so I can make them look weird. It grosses the hell out of people.

Haldor: I don’t know how to do a cartwheel, nor will I ever try to attempt to do one.

AJ: I’ve only eaten 13 slices of pizza in my life.

#Look! New Konnur and New Bianca!!!#avengers kids #bianca stark #fc: Jenna Coleman #eve rogers #fc: Antonia Thomas #jack barton #fc: garrett hedlund #Konnur Lokison #fc: andy biersack #riley wilson #fc: kiersey clemons #Haldor thorson #fc: charlie hunnam #AJ banner #fc: liam aiken

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Also for extra reference: Major characters + Agent Pedreira!!! 🤗

Jack Barton, fc: Garrett Hedlund

Bianca Stark, fc: Selena Gomez

(or Jenna Coleman)

Konnur Lokison, fc: Munro Chambers

(or Andy Black (Biersack?))

AJ Banner, fc: Liam Aiken

Eve Rogers, fc: Antonia Thomas

Riley Wilson, fc: Kiersey Clemons

Haldor Thorson, fc: Charlie Hunnam

Agent Kieri Pedreira, fc: Danay Garcia

PS: I’ve been debating using Jenna Coleman and Andy Biersack full time as face claims. If anyone has an opinion on it I’d love to hear it. Also I can write up Minor Character face claims for those who are curious. If not, I hope this is good enough! :)

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ask-next-avengers · 7 years

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Hey m8y would you mind listing out the actors you use in gifs for the kiddos? It would be much appreciated. Thank youuu

Sure! I’ll should be doing that for now on. In the tags they will be behind their character’s name followed by the face claim. So like: Jack Barton fc: Garrett Hedlund. If you have any more suggestions or questions I’d love to hear them. Thanks for the feedback! :)

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