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Crack fic idea:

Tony Stark dies in endgame (or Siberia) and wakes up as Bella Swan.

I mean yeah, I know that Tom was a magical prodigy but I’m thinking more in the lines of hitting him with a chair… or a lamp, you know?

When I said one on one I was not talking about a magical one on one, not entirely. Like remember when Sirius punched Lucius in the DoM? It caught him unaware so like… yeah.

So I was taking a shower and thinking about a thousand random things when suddenly a thought about James Potter dying came up. So I was like yeah, James was the real G, gave his life up for his family, tried to take on Voldemort without a wand and stuff… but like…

… James Potter, Marauder Extraordinaire, Quidditch Chaser/Captain, Animagus… couldn’t take on Voldemort without a wand? Voldemort presumably alone? (Cause we all know Tom Riddle was dramatic and self assured af, he probs went alone to the Potter’s house) and like… James… baby boy? Whatever happened to stop, drop and roll? Ducking behind the couch? Avoiding the curse? Turning into a freaking deer and impaling Voldy? Like? Where’s your fight or flight response? Where was the hitting Voldemort with the nearest lamp? Like, Voldy was perhaps only holding his wand? So like… throw stuff at him? Get out of the way of curses? James probably had really good reflexes? James was also young and in his prime (I’ll never forgive the movies for casting actors that looked so old for James and Lily).

I just think that James Potter, wand or no wand would have probably found a way to best Voldy one to one. He was a fucking deer, put them antlers to good use or something.

So yeah… what do you guys think?

So I was taking a shower and thinking about a thousand random things when suddenly a thought about James Potter dying came up. So I was like yeah, James was the real G, gave his life up for his family, tried to take on Voldemort without a wand and stuff… but like…

… James Potter, Marauder Extraordinaire, Quidditch Chaser/Captain, Animagus… couldn’t take on Voldemort without a wand? Voldemort presumably alone? (Cause we all know Tom Riddle was dramatic and self assured af, he probs went alone to the Potter’s house) and like… James… baby boy? Whatever happened to stop, drop and roll? Ducking behind the couch? Avoiding the curse? Turning into a freaking deer and impaling Voldy? Like? Where’s your fight or flight response? Where was the hitting Voldemort with the nearest lamp? Like, Voldy was perhaps only holding his wand? So like… throw stuff at him? Get out of the way of curses? James probably had really good reflexes? James was also young and in his prime (I’ll never forgive the movies for casting actors that looked so old for James and Lily).

I just think that James Potter, wand or no wand would have probably found a way to best Voldy one to one. He was a fucking deer, put them antlers to good use or something.

So yeah… what do you guys think?

So I finally remembered who was my Regulus Black Fancast… it was Logan Lerman… good times.

Am I the only one who doesn't see Timothee Chalamet (or however you spell that) as Regulus Black?

Like I know he's the most popular fancast but like... I just can't see it. So like, what would be your Non-Chalamet Regulus Fancast? I'm curious.

So I was watching Interview With The Vampire (1994) as one does… and there was something bothering through most than half of the film until my brain actually made a connection…

… I connected two dots …

So you guys know about that Carlisle Cullen picture? The one that it’s supposed to be from his time with the Volturi… you all probably know the one im talking about… that picture.

That picture gives off so many Lestat vibes! Mother of god, I was more halfway through the movie when some deep part of my brain said Carlisle Cullen and I haven’t been able to unsee it ever since… If only Smeyer hadn’t been afraid to make Carlisle as cunty as Lestat… damn…

… we could’ve had it all.

I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:

—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.

—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.

—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money

—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them

—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa

—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them

—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

I know that Peter’s Jackson Lord of the Rings trilogy technically has flaws but also….it doesn’t. It’s perfect.

get stabbin, folks

Mandatory mean girls gif on this fine Stab A Caesar day!

People are losing the spirit of the Ides of March. It's not about just stabbing. It's about coming together to stab your favourite corrupt politician in groups