ooouuuugghhh i could not stop thinking about the two headed calf poem in the context of a little baby t rex so i have done what i must.
while we have only found one fossil of a two-headed organism (a Hyphalosaurus) there is no doubt that there had to have been at least one two-headed dino born at some point (especially with how common polycephaly is in reptiles).
if you dont know the poem, it's "The Two-Headed Calf" by Laura Gilpin
Chapter 3/11. 20k. E, Sexual Content, Secret Identities, Romantic Tropes, Developing Relationship. The "what if Eleanor was actually Dream in disguise" fic.
Chapter 3 - Eleanor, Part II.
The story of this marriage can't last forever. But Dream will enjoy it while it does.
i just... it's so important to remember that Jester and Fjord are not actually pirates.
Kingsley is a pirate, but Jester and Fjord run a completely legitimate company and own a small fleet of totally above-board merchant vessels.
Fjord is dressed like that entirely for the aesthetic. Because he likes it, and he knows he looks good, and he knows that Jester likes it, and he's comfortable being like "yeah I'm gonna dress sexy for my super hot girlfriend and i don't care if people stare at me!" Insecurity time over, time for Admiral Tusktooth now!!!