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Dakota: I love cooking breakfast. It makes the whole house smell like bacon.
William: That’s true, but it also smells like fire and panic.
Dakota: You and the smoke detector need to get off my case.
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Chip: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-
Ollie: It was me...
Chip: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
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Martin: Seriously, Jon, how many people would you have killed if we’d asked you to?
Jon: That’s not important
Martin: I DISAGREE.
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Quackity: Can we talk about that mass email you sent?
Fundy: Why? It was important.
Quackity: All it says is, "I'm back on my shit".
Purpled, shrugging: The people need to know.
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Elias: Do you want some tea?
Peter: What are the options?
Elias: Yes or no.
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Jay: Are you listening to me?
Chip: *nods*
Jay: What did I just say?
Chip: *nods*
Jay: ...
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Jade: Do you have a self-care routine?
Vriska: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.
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Martin: Awww, why don't you like cats, Jon? They're just snuggly buddies! They have toe beans! They make a little blep! What's not to love??
Jon: I don't know Martin, I just prefer to be conscious instead of dead on the floor.
Martin:
Jon: I'm ALLERGIC.
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Chip: You know what I’ve realized?
Jay: Some thoughts are better left unsaid?
Chip: Nice try, anyways-
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Jay: Alright, listen up you little shits.
Jay: Not you Queen. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.
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Vriska: Uptown Funk would've m8de it into the Shrek Soundtrack.
Gamzee: ThAt'S tHe TrUeSt StAtEmEnT i'Ve EvEr HeArD.
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Jay: This is a very powerful artifact. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand.
Chip: That sounds like a dare to me.
Jay: Oh my god.
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Jon: I think I need a hug...
Martin: Good thing I'm hug shaped!
*45 minutes later*
Jon: You... you can let go now.
Martin: No, I absolutely cannot.
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Vyncent: William won’t come out of his room!
Dakota: Just tell him I said something.
Vyncent: Like what?
Dakota: Anything factually incorrect.
Vyncent, shrugging: If you say so.
William, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?
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Logan: I’m here for the cult stuff.
Remus: How did you find us?
Logan: I saw your ad on craigslist.
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William: I found a note in one of my old word .docs that said Note to self: Get revenge on Dakota.
William: Except I couldn't remember what I was supposed to get revenge for.
William: But I trusted my own judgment, so I went with it.
Dakota: Hmm... I don't know what you were supposed to get revenge for, either.
William: I can only assume you got what was coming to you. Not 100 percent sure, though.
Dakota: Well, whatever I did, I guess I deserved it.
William: Let that possibly be a lesson to you.
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Janus: When's the last time you slept?
Thomas: Uh... a few days ago, I think.
Janus: A few- how many?!
Thomas: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers...
Janus: What you need is sleep!
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