these have been stuck in my head for days
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GG: i’m soooo sleepy i’m such a #tiredgirl
TC: hEaDs Up I fOuNd BlAcK mOlD iN mY rEsPiTeBlOcK yEsTeRdAy So PoStInG fReQuEnCy MaY dEcReAsE
TT: Who up for the witching hour
AG: wyd in this situ8ion >:::;'D [photo of actively burning building, reverse image search: no results]
CT: ––>The moment you die will feel e%actly the same as this one
AT: i, nEED TO QUIT MY JOB,
CG: THE WORLD IS ALWAYS ENDING
AC: :33 < should i eat pork chops for dinner yes or no
CA: just drovve 150 miles for something i bought on facebook marketplace
CC: Day 177 since )(e g)(osted me
TG: buy my new album for pay what you want on bandcamp
TA: ju2t got my rii2peradone refiilled 👍
GA: I Need To Look Like [Attractive Female Celebrity] I Wonder If I Could Steal Her Skin
AA: n0thing matters in the w0rld i h0pe i fall 0ff a building t0m0rr0w
GC: M3 4ND WHO >:] [saw bathroom screenshot]
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i made this so long ago idk what the original thought process was
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DIRK: What's more painful than a heartbreak?
JOHN: head set with only one side working.
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Karkat: ITS SO FUCKING HOT IN HERE ITS LIKE DAYTIME IN ALTERNIA.
John: that's odd, the ac is on.
Nepeta, looking out the window, laying where the air conditioner is supposed to be: :33< maybe mew shouldn't be wearing that sweater, karkat. :PP
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Dave: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I'm sorry]
Karkat: WHATS THAT?
Dave: Remorse code.
Karkat: IM EVEN ANGRIER NOW
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