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FUCK YEAH SIGN ME THE FUCK UP GOOD SHIT GOOD SHIT
You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you
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my humor is literally just looking at dates like 524BC and saying “on yeah, that happened i was there.
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hell yeah love stranger things , also love the blog aesthetic 💅🏾
but i do have a request for annabeth chase x gn! child of apollo reader but plot twist the reader has the personality of eddie munson 😎
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Thanks! I'm happy that you love my oc dying/hj. And the woman in the back is Amaterasu and the gold eye is Makiko's eye after their mother made it to a sun to save them. More on that later ☺♡
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Fandom: Percy Jackson/Hero's of Olympus
Target: Ms. Annabeth Chase
Those mentioned: Will Solace,
A.N: reader's pronouns they/them
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𝕻𝖊𝖗𝖈𝖞 𝕵𝖆𝖈𝖐𝖘𝖔𝖓/𝕳𝖊𝖗𝖔'𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝕺𝖑𝖞𝖒𝖕𝖚𝖘
𝓐𝓷𝓷𝓪𝓫𝓮𝓽𝓱 𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓼𝓮
☞ Oh wow...she's...she's
☞ Confused and concerned on your energy but just sighs while shaking her head.
☞ Its those random moments that she appreciates the small nice things you do.
☞ Like randomly tying her shoe laces when they get untied. Hosting DnD and making a character that describes you and it's really obvious that it's her. At first she thought it was annoying that you would read loud to her but then would realize that you do that so some of her younger siblings could hear as well.
☞ She catches you staring at her while she's organizing a battle strategy in capture the flag. She rolls her eyes when you deny it.
☞ When she comes back from a quest she the first thing she gets is as you call it 'my famous bear hugs' as you spin her around her laughter fills your ears.
☞ She notices that when you two are holding hands that your arm just swings back and forth. And it kinda scares some other campers due to some of the rings that are on your fingers.
☞ Speaking of those rings during a quest her fingers sometimes play with your rings.
☞ She sometimes goes to your g/p cabin or wherever you host DnD. Sometimes if it's just you two she'll ask about it and if she could try playing.
♣ Overall? She loves you very much but still hasn't gotten used to your outbursts and still shakes her head at your comments to some. Drew ♣
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is the opposite of wine aunt beer uncle ?
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Robin falling in love with yet another girl
(just something short that i thought of)
r = robin
s = steve
r.: *walking up to steve*
s.: “oh hey robin what’s- no. nope. not again.
r.: “what! what do you mean?”
s.: “you have that dumbass look on your face and i refuse to deal with it again.”
r.: “wait! no hear me out this time.”
s.: “what?! no! i heard you out the first THREE times. i’m not dealing with your shit again.”
r.: “you don’t even know what i’m gonna say!”
s.: “yes i do!! you’ve got that — dumb love-struck look on your face! so let me take a “wild” guess. you saw another girl you so called “instantly fell in love with.”
r.: “…”
s.: “you are so fucking helpless…”
#stranger things#stranger things incorrect quotes#robin buckley#steve harrington#mlm wlw hostility#mlm wlw solidarity#lgbtq#lesbian#uxorresim writes!
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idk and to be honest idc what kind is music steve listens to all i know is that he likes M1 A1 by gorillaz and you cannot convince me otherwise
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Listening to all gorillaz albums pt 1
currently on the fourth song in gorillaz the album and this shit goes hard
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Robin Buckley
robin buckley x fem!reader
prompt: "you want me to punch this guy for you, y/n?"
(i'm changing things historically for the sake of this story so let's just say the nintendo game boy was made in 1980 💀)
allow me to explain how this whole ordeal started.
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you worked at 'the palace arcade' in hawkins . indiana and today was your off day so you decided to visit your girlfriend at the star court mall. the two of you talked for a bit before you decided to take your ice cream and sit down because school just let out and the rush hour was coming.
while you were sitting down at your table eating your ice cream and playing on your nintendo game boy, some tall white guy with curly blond hair walked up to you.
"hey sweetheart.. what are you doing here all alone? you do know this town ain't the safest place for pretty girls like you?"
you just politely smiled at the guy and went back to playing super mario land.
"playing hard to get i see. well, ill just have to try a bit harder hm?"
'or you could just leave me alone' you thought to yourself.
just as he began to speak again, robin looked over in your direction just for the sake of looking at you. that's when she saw him talking to you. first, she just thought that he might have been a friend of yours. that was until she saw the uncomfortable look on your face.
"i'll tell you what. how about i take you out tonight?"
"yeah.. um no i'm good, but um thank you."
"oh come on sweetheart.." he said reaching upwards to lift your chin up, your hand stopping him. "i'll --"
"sir, i said no now leave me alone, please."
what happened next was nearly inevitable at this point. i mean this random guy was flirting robin buckley's girlfriend she, of course, wasn't going to let this slide. maybe she didn't have to go as far as punching the guy. but in her defense she did try talking to him but he just dismissed her and continued flirting with you. by then she was completely done with his shit and she hit him. it was pretty rough, especially when he punched her in her jaw, causing steve to run over and pull her back while completely knocking the guy out.
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now here you were cleaning her cuts and bruises on a chair in your apartment.
"robbie?" you sighed
"yeah, sweetheart?"
"while i appreciate you caring about me .. might i ask you to please make your caring less violent?"
"look, i'm sorry but that fucker had it coming for him -- ow!"
"robin. i'm serious, you can't just go around punching guys that flirt with me."
she mumbled something incoherent.
"robin!"
"okay okay! fine i guess i can tone it down a bit."
"robin.."
"no promises!"
"robin!"
#robin buckley#gay for robin buckley tbh#stranger things#robin buckley x y/n#robinxfem!reader#robin buckley x female reader#stranger things x reader#lgbtq#lesbian#uxorresim#uxorresim writes!
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introducing - robin buckley strictly because i’m literally in love with this woman </3
#robin buckley#stranger things playlist#lgbtq#gay for robin buckley tbh#nblw#Spotify#stranger things
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When you both survive to 1987, and your boyfriend takes you to see the hottest new rock act in town. Then feels jealous because his other half is crushing on the guitarist HARD.
‘That better be a packet of lifesavers in your pocket, Munson.’
‘I admit nothing.’
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Eddie Munson
eddie munson x gn!reader (sort of modern-ish au? eddie has an apartment)
prompt: eddie's drunk confession of his love for y/n.
( prompt from https://expiredmilkk.github.io/generator/?otp2=Y%2FN )
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you were lying on the sofa in eddies one bedroom apartment watching as the wall clock struck 2 am. see, your best friend, eddie, went out with some of his friends a couple hours ago. the thing is ... he had been gone for 5 hours and by now you started to get a bit worried. of course, eddie was old enough to take care of himself but that's the thing ... he was old enough to take care of himself but he didn't have the mindset to. he was a reckless guy with an eccentric attitude, most people he came across didn't like him so, if he was wandering in the streets of hawkins without supervision, he'd get into some serious trouble.
just when the clock struck 2:10 eddie came crashing through the apartment door mumbling something about how 'people these days have no respect for the classics' when he turned his head to see you looking at him from the couch.
"where were you?" you asked him as he stumbled the rest of the way inside and shut and locked the door.
the next words that came out of his mouth were unintelligible due to the fact that he was obviously drunk and he was mumbling.
"what? i can hardly understand a word you're saying" you told him in a frustrated tone. he was out late doing god knows what with god knows who, literally in the middle of the night on a wednesday. not to mention he lived in a town that hated him.
"steve ... y'know harrington? yeah.. fucker challenged me to a ..mm.. drinking competition and i fucking kicked his ass. ha! it was hilarious."
"okay ed, come here you need to sit down before you hurt yourself."
you say as you lead him over to the couch, moving a few things over so he could sit.
"ha..y/n?"
"hm?"
"thank you.. y'know for always being here for me n' shit..."
you chuckled, "of course eddie."
"how do you even put up with me?" he asked through closed eyes and a slight smile.
"one day at a time, eddie...one day at a time." you replied sighing.
"hmm... sorry y/n... i -- i know i can be a lot."
"eddie, you're my best friend i'm always gonna be here for you." you say grabbing his hand, "forever. i'm not going anywhere anytime soon bud."
"best friend? i'm your best friend? after all we've been through together and yet ... i'm just a 'friend'" he said looking at you with romantic intent, "y/n look at me ... we both know i'm more than just a friend to you."
to say you were shocked was an understatement. were you two more than friends? he made you feel different than anyone else ever made you feel. all these years you couldn't tell what it was ... until now.
you sank back more into the couch in contemplation.
"fuck.. i'm sorry i -- i shouldn't have said that ... just ... forget i ever said anyth --"
"no .. eddie there's something i need to tell you ... all these years i've felt something for you; something more than platonic attraction ... eddie im -- i really really like you and i also really like our friendship and i wouldn't want anything to come between that ... though ... i wouldn't mind if we y'know tried this out?"
the smile on his face grew wider as he looked at you with absolute admiration.
"soo ... were like, a thing now?"
you laughed, "yeah edd, were a thing."
oooh the urge to write an alternate queer ending of this
OOOH THE URGE
#eddie munson#eddie x reader#eddie munson x reader#eddie munson x gn!reader#stranger things#stranger things x reader#nblm#lgbtq#gender neutral reader#uxorresim writes!
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the urge to make a mortal pjo oc and give them a gun.
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Annabeth Chase
annabeth chase x gn!reader
prompt: stargazing with your girlfriend.
( child of apollo coded )
“stargazing was a good idea.”
“you really think so?”
“yeah i mean..” you said beginning to sit up from your position, “i know i’m not usually one for the dark or night time in particular but, it’s different with you..”
“be more specific?”
“well, i feel safer when i’m with you, and stronger, like i can accomplish anything. you make me … complete.”
“is that so?
“yeah.. ever since i met you all those years ago, i’ve never been the same. you are my light in the darkness.” you said looking deep in her stormy grey eyes, “you are half my soul, as the poets say.” , “you are my better half.”
“wow. quoting ‘the song of achilles’… we really are perfect for each other, hm?”
“that’s what the future holds…”
#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo apollo#pjo athena#annabeth chase#annabeth chase x reader#annabeth chase x gn!reader#lgbtq#gn reader#the song of achilles#patrochilles#uxorresim writes!
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if i could choose any fictional character to be my siblings it would definitely be austin lake from pjo because we are literally the same. we’re both black , 14 , and play saxophone 💀
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prompts to shake things up
I didn't know you wore glasses and I'm thinking normal and platonic thoughts about you right now I swear
I'm going to take over the world and no one can stop me not even y- okay well if you ask nicely I guess
you say childish like it's a bad thing but I see you eyeing that life size Pokémon plush don't kid yourself
be honest are you crying about the commercial with the kitten in it
this marriage was supposed to be a scam but, but listen,
soooo *twirling hair and fluttering eyelashes* why does everyone think you're a freak
I know I'm your doctor and the horns growing in overnight was kind of a surprise but why do you want them removed those are sick as hell
babe. my love. song in my heart. are you purring
okay so if you want me to rescue you from up there you have to try to come with me--okay I guess I'm picking you up
I have never been this sick before I'm sorry did I, haha this is so weird, but did I confess my love for you? f- four times? yeah? haha oh
every time you taste my cooking you just say it's amazing does it need more salt or not I swan to John
oh it's nothing it's just. you sing when you're happy and the place has been so quiet for so long, and I heard you- nevermind,
you frost cookies like you're neither left or right handed but a third other hand that you don't actually possess and I can't stand it (affectionate)
I don't think you understand how much your good morning texts legitimately keep me from rotting in bed all day
you must be pretty down if me juggling your oranges doesn't even get a laugh out of you :( should I light them on fire?
no I see the super powers yeah I just, I'm not sure you got them from your medication, yeah, and would you say that's a negative side effect or
you bought me a SWORD? OH MAN IM GONNA BE SO DANGEROUS
ooh what's this potion do? coffee? that's a funny name. what happens if I press this button? humans are so fascinating this is the best I hope I never go home
you've been blinking SOS in Morse code at me for ten minutes honey this award ceremony is supposed to be honoring you
when we kiss I feel like I'm floating, like literally gravity stopped working on me please don't let go?? also another kiss wouldn't hurt just saying
so it was YOU who took a full bite out of that stick of butter!! please. please. why??
let's go on vacation somewhere cheesy and act like we're a couple wouldn't that be sooooo funny haha
okay so sleeping it off didn't work. let me consult my list. hypnotism, no. meditation, certainly not. well something has to work because I simply cannot be in love with them
I'm a spy. i can do unspeakable crimes under the morally bankrupt cover of night but I'm not sure I can pretend to look at real estate as a couple with you
my love is your arm stuck in the claw machine. you were going to steal that prize for me?? oh my gosh. let me rescue you and also show you how to actually do this
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