If everyone would like to join the newlyweds on the dance floor for their first dance
* the Cha-Cha Slide starts playing
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I posted this pre pandemic
Am no a violent person but...
So I have autism and I can't stand anti vaxxers like if I was in a convo with one and they started sprafin that vaccines cos autism shite am throwing out free Glasgow kisses
↓this is a Glasgow kiss (for the non Scotts)↓
Like if autism in your mind is the worst thing that could possibly happen to your child
YOU.
SHOULD.
BE.
STERILIZED.
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Oh no I think I might have ahego'd to close to the sun
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Glassssssssssses 1
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For @unicorn-bloo! Sorry it’s so late, lol!
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I've come up with a new expression for us queer scottish people
"Am as queer as vegan haggis"
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Can I hire them them to fix my PC
😼
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Sup to all ma autistic comrades oot there
Here's a fun one
You can call your autism "the tism"
It makes neurotypicals sooo uncomfortable because your owning it and they don't git it. Because they don't think it should be celebrated so fuck them <3
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Look they've got ginger bread biscuits for before and after lip injections
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What if we kissed 😚
And we were both antifa ❤️🖤
Just kidding...... 😂
Unless 👉👈
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Disabled unicorn
One of my tree ornaments legs broke off so I made accommodations
The wheel I made broke so for the new wheel I used a dremel bit
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If I was gabe newell
I would make and release Half-Life 3 at the start of 2021 but it would be for the Wii original
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Did you know that
Socialism is when capitalism
And that why no socialism for you
🛠️🏴📊
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The good old days
My grandson was asking me about what types of communication we used during World war 2
I laughed in his snowflake millennial face and told him we didn't have avocado toast or the Facebooks back then and that we didn't cry about it either.
No we had the war
And we like it
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For anyone who reads this if your hospital or university has a unmanned ticket barrier remember don't break them because it will be reported and if your caught it could mean a charge. instead once the barrier is up tie in place. This won't cause any damage to the barrier and it probably won't even br reported they just send a janitor out to untie it once it's been noticed
Work smart not hard
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Let's dress up like ghosts and kiss through the sheets 👉👈
Joking
Unless
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