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theultimatebalooka · 2 years
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I'm in a pretty oof spot so I'm opening commissions for writing and drawing
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I'm in a pretty oof spot so I'm opening commissions for writing and drawing
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theultimatebalooka · 3 years
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ME TOO! THIS IS TGE TRUE ENDING
Okay I’ll admit Victor turning 180 for Emily where he’s willingly ready to kill himself to be with her is bit ???
Like yeah death do you part but Victor got two hands: One for Emily and Victoria
Two girlbosses!
Emily and Victoria make cute couple 
I feel like I’m on little make shift raft with a flag that says Emily x Victor x Victoria lol. I love me my Ot3s
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theultimatebalooka · 3 years
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You're right, Victoria is an amazing character all around. The ending was a little bit of a let down in my opinion, but I have never once said "Hey, Victoria kept Victor and Emily apart. For that reason she is smelly and boring." And then there's the ship wars! Now what if, and this is just an idea, Victor, Emily, AND Victoria all get together. This is not a joke, and all the fucking ship wars will end. Problem solved.
WHY?!
Why the heck to people keep saying Victor Van Dort from Corpse Bride should’ve stayed with Emily instead of Victoria Everglot? And why do they call Victoria stupid, ugly, and a boring character?! She’s NOT! Victoria is probably one of the BEST characters in all of the Corpse Bride movie! In fact, I think she had so much more character development than anyone else in the film! Bashing Victoria because she ended up with Victor in the end is just plain ridiculous! She’s sweet, kind, and beautiful, but also clever, brave, and noble and her most badass moment was when she stood up to that dirtbag Barkis! Next to Victor himself, she is my favorite character in the whole movie! I know this sort of this has been said many times already, but I am truly and sincerely tired of all of this Victoria hate!
Now don’t get me wrong, I liked Emily, but she kind of got on my nerves. Yeah, she was pretty and playful, but she was also spoiled, kind of selfish and pretty naïve. And besides, if Victor HAD married Emily instead of Victoria, then Emily never would’ve learned what she needed to learn, let him go, and move on. People can ship whoever they want and that’s okay; I try my best to respect the opinions of the people who have ships I don’t like or agree with. But what I DON’T like is people hating an innocent character because you don’t like her, especially for the wrong reasons. Geez! I’ve seen this sort of thing all the time on here and even on YouTube.
I liked Emily, but I love Victoria WAY more. But I’m still blown away at the fact that people call Victor stupid for not marrying Emily and calling Victoria a bland and stupid character. I mean, imagine thinking someone is stupid just because they ended up with someone you didn’t want them to end up with. That is all kinds of messed up. I understand these are all fictional characters, but all of this is SO annoying. I love Victor x Victoria, but I’ll try to respect your opinions as long as you respect MINE in return.
I love Victor and Victoria and I love that they ended up together. That’s my opinion and if you don’t like that, then I guess you’ll just have to deal with it. I’m sorry, but something HAD to be said.
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theultimatebalooka · 3 years
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Lou: Ten years ago today, I married my best friend
Lou: Kid was pissed, but Buck and I were drunk and thought it'd be hilarious
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theultimatebalooka · 3 years
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theultimatebalooka · 3 years
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As someone who is asexual, love is love and sex is sex. They can go together, but they don't have to.
Love without Sex
I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.
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theultimatebalooka · 3 years
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I was a Flower Fairy Sparrow man. I miss pixie hollow.
What's pixie hollow? Was it just different club penguin?
kiiiinda but it was like???? More???? there were cool minigames and there were fairy groups like animal fairy, flower fairy, water fairy, animal fairy, tinker fairy etc etc and you could do stuff related to your fairy type
also the fairies were SO much more customisable than club penguin
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theultimatebalooka · 4 years
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This is a server I made based on Who Framed Roger Rabbit! It's open to all! Its my rp server! Feel free to join!
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theultimatebalooka · 4 years
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THANK YOU! Can we please stop the ship wars?!
My input on shipping wars in the LoZ fandom (though it applies in any fandom really):
You can ship the popular ship, that’s fine. Just don’t condescend upon others and act like your ship is superiorly canon. And don’t insult these shippers for being “unoriginal.”
You can ship an unpopular ship if you want and don’t like anyone tell you it’s not as good. But also don’t act like you’re better for being “unique.”
You can ship a cliche ship. Don’t let anyone tell you that’s wrong.
You can ship a hero/villain ship if you find a way to make it work. Don’t let people tell you it’s impossible if you’re willing to work with it, and don’t condescend for putting forth more effort or having it be more “meaningful.”
You can ship hetero pairings and that doesn’t make you homophobic or lame. Likewise you can ship same sex pairings and it doesn’t automatically make you a fetishizer.
You can criticize someone’s interpretation of a ship if there is a legitimate moral/canon problem with it. But be constructive, not condescending. And don’t throw your ships in people’s faces.
There’s seriously no right pairing to ship. There’s only a right WAY to ship and that’s by showing some freakin respect.
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theultimatebalooka · 4 years
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Ghirahim the Demon Lord
There are a few things I thought (and screamed out) during the Boss Battle with Ghirahim in the Sky Temple, Faron woods-> deep woods from Skyward Sword:
Wow...Viktor Nikiforov in the back, Dimentio in the front.
HE EVEN HAS THE DIAMONDS FLASHY LIKE DIMENTIO! SUPER PAPER MARIO EAT YOUR HEART OUT!
Who wore it better? Ghirahim, definitely
Holy SHIT he got close quick!
Why do you need to be that close to the little Hyrule/Skyloft boy? He just got to the surface and you're trying to scare him away!
Um...is your tongue like six foot long or something? Spooky.
Ok...good to know that you wont KILL me. Should make this fight easier.
WOW! Must you grab my sword like that asshole?!
Fuck it, imma look it up.
OH GOD THE TONGUE! PUT IT AWAY! SIN!
HOLY SHIT YOUR FAST! HOW LONG IS THAT SWORD?! HALF THE LENGTH OF SEPHIROTH'S?!
Mom look, it's Sephiroth's little brother.
HOLY SHIT WHERE DID THOSE LITTLE RED DAGGERS COME FROM?!
YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T KILL ME! YOU'VE KILLED ME TWICE BITCH!
WHY ARE YOU SO FAST!?
IMMA LOOK IT UP!!!
OH CRAP MY SHEILDS BROKE! OH SHIT HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO WIN NOW?!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
HOW IS ZELDA WORTH THIS!? I SAY LEAVE HER AND GO WITH THE DEMON! THE BENEFITS INCLUDE NOT FIGHTING BLOOD THIRSTY DEMON LORDS WHO ARE WEARING BARELY ANY CLOTHES!
...Did I do it?
I DID IT!
Oh crap, I have to fight him again?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
On the bright side, I think I found my new favorite character!
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theultimatebalooka · 4 years
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To the cat skittering in the attic: Please stop falling over, I'm afraid you'll get hurt.
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To the spirit skittering in my attic: Can you please stop trying to fall over, you may not get hurt, but you're very loud. Also be careful, you might get stuck and I wont be able to help you.
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theultimatebalooka · 4 years
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So... I live with a bunch of nerds...
Growing up my parents played a lot of DnD (I'm talking meet ups once or twice a week with like six to ten adults in one room). I never got to play growing up because I was to young to really understand everything. One thing I DID understand was that my mom is a DnD SNOB(she'll only play first edition)! But now my mom ordered the first edition books and i ordered a bunch of dice. My whole fmaily is pumped because it'll be the first time we've played as a family! My mom wont admit it, but i can tell she's nerding out just as much as i am!
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theultimatebalooka · 4 years
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Man, I always knew there was SOMETHING up with him! IM PROUD OF YOU LEE! FIRE LORD FOR THE PEOPLE! But seriously your tea? Garbage man.
Hey idk if anyone else from Ba Sing Se uses Tumblr but y’all know Mushi and Lee??? Yknow Mushi and Lee w/the good tea???? Well boy do I have some FUCKING NEWS about Lee
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theultimatebalooka · 4 years
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Lee from the tea shop- an atla oneshot(maybe?)
The gaang walked out of the Jasmine dragon with smiles on their faces. They didn't have any meetings or meet and greets to go to today, so their formal attire was traided for simple clothes, like the ones they wore when they fought the fire nation together. Zuko had his hair pulled back into a simple pony tail as he held hands with Sokka. It was peaceful. Until a tiny body barreled into Zuko, knocking him back into the path. The rest of the gaang got ready for a fight, but Zuko laughed.
"Kai?!" The small figure looked up and beamed at the fire lord. It was a young man their age, but he was short and had choppy brown hair.
"Lee! I knew it was you! Guys, you can come out know! I told you it was Lee!" The rest of his friends looked confused as the short man- Kai- helped Zuko off the ground. A young man and a young woman stepped around the corner. They were all in greens, laughing as they pulled the fire lord into a bone crushing group hug.
"Agni save me! I don't need two friend groups who love touching me! Let go guys!" He struggled and finally jerked himself out of the grip. He stumbled and grabbed onto Zuko and Toph to balance himself.
"You're in big trouble Lee! Why didn't you tell us you were the crown prince of the fire nation?!" The woman punched his shoulder while giving him a playful glare.
"Ow, do you have to hit so hard? If the Dai Li had over heard me telling you guys, I would have been arrested on the spot. You know that." The tallest of the group reached out and forced Zuko into another bone crushing hug. He was genuinely sobbing, snot running down his face as he cried.
"My baby's the fire lord! My little Lee is ruling a whole nation of spark makers! I'm so proud of you!"
"Nalin! I can't breathe!" Zuko once again struggled out of his grip.
"It is kind of a bummer. You made the best tea in the Earth Kingdom! No, In the world! Now we wont get that tea!" He laughed at the woman.
"Jin, I still work at the tea shop sometimes." Those words just made the taller man sob louder and babble about...something. Kai snickered.
"How much you wanna bet you're still a big baby when it comes to my noogies?" Zuko crossed his arms and looked down.
"You should be careful. I dont think someone of your size should be threatening anyone taller than a five year old." Zuko smirked as Kai kicked his shin.
"How about you come down here and I'll show you a threat?"
"No, I think I'm good up here thanks."
"Hey babe? Do you want to introduce us to your friends?" Sokka looked confused as he wrapped his arm around Zuko.
"Oh right! Guys this is Nalin, Jin, and Kai. We were neighbors when I lived here. Guys, this is my fiance Sokka, his sister Katara, Toph, and Aang."
"Fiance?!" They gaang watched as Nalin's lip trembled. Jin clamped her hand over his mouth.
"Alright pal, we get it. You're proud of your son. Enough with the water works alright?" Toph crossed her arms.
"How were you three able to get so close to him?" She had a confused scowl on her face. Kai raised an eyebrow.
"Can I pick a fight with herm. She's shorter than me!"
"Be my guest. She'll beat you then I wont have to hear you."
"I went on a date with Lee and he gave me a coupon for a free cup of tea."
"He helped me take care of my little sister when she was sick by making her tea and soup."
"I broke into his room by accident and got one of his dao swords pointed at my throat." The gaang looked mildy horrified as Kai shrugged.
"Wait, why Lee?" Katara asked.
"Yeah, Lee is such a common name. And you're...uniquely essentric." Aang said with a lopsided grin.
"Exactly Lee is such a common name. It makes it easy to blend in when you have to specify which Lee."
"And Lee from the tea shop is the most popular Lee."
"And LEEast to us!" Zuko groaned as Sokka burst out laughing.
"Nalin stop! It wasnt funny then and it isnt funny now! Oh agni you've killed my future husband!" That's when the rest of the gaang started laughing. Zuko snickered and laughed with them. He may not see these guys oftain, but he still cared about them.
(AAAAND IM DONE. I'm tired. I only post after midnight when I should be asleep. Have this garbage.)
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