Yall can we get some bromance with agustín and Félix, those too would definitely have so many bromantic and may be joking about railing each other moments just saying 😞/j
Ay you know what- we don't fucking see them together that often. Lets GO??? Lets do these guys in their early adulthood, shall we?
Agustín yawned as he wrapped up his homework. He had a late start, but at the very least, it was done now. He put his book away in his bag, and was about to turn off the light in his room, when a sudden knock scared him silly. He looked towards the window, and aure enough, there was Félix. His best friend. He sighed, walking over to the window and opening it.
"Running from another ex, Félix?"
"Oye- what kinda greeting is that? ESPECIALLY your oh so very best friend inviting you to a party!"
"Tonight? Its a school night, Félix."
"So? Tomorrow is never promised. Come on! Get your swim trunks!"
Agustín raised a brow at his grinning friend.
"What-swimming? At NIGHT?"
"Yes, come on! I got a LOT of girls coming, and I swiped my brother Julio's beer. It's gonna be fun, but I can't have fun without my best friend!"
Agustín sighed.
"My parents won't let-"
"You sneak out my guy. Come oooon! We'll be back before you know it! When have I done you wrong?"
"Twenty five times."
Félix opened his mouth, closed it, then opened it again.
"Okay I didn’t expect an actual number. But I know what'll get you to say yes."
"What?"
"I invited Señorita Perfecta Julieta ~"
He had him. Agustín was one of the many boys who had a crush on Julieta, the eldest Madrigal child. The idea of sneaking off with her...in her bathing suit...he sighed, and nodded.
"Deal."
"ESO! Now, get your stuff, lock your door-"
"My door doesn't lock."
"Seriously? Ugh, only child bullshit. Fine, we'll do the faker tactic."
Félix came into his room, stuffed his pillows under the blanket, and after making sure it looked alright, started to crawl back out the window. Augustín grabbed his swim trunks, and accepted Félix's hand in order to climb out the window. Good thing he held on, his accident proned ass almost fell down the tree. Félix shut the window almost all the way, before helping him climb down to safety. He had a few cases of beer plopped into his arms, with Félix carrying twice as much. He gestured for him to follow, and to do so quietly. Not too quietly though, Félix could never be quiet for long.
"This is gonna be GREAT! We gonna see plenty of ladies in their sexy little two pieces, get a little drunk, and I even heard Ortiz stole a pack of his dad's smokes-rock!"
Félix bumped him away from a rock in the ground, and quickly grabbed him when the force almost sent him down. Agustín was clumsy as a child, and it never seemed to improve.
"Lo siento- it's still kinda dark."
"Eh it happens. Do me a favor though, if you fall, land on your back, not on the beer."
He of course meant more than the beers, but Félix always joked about his accident proned ass. He was lucky to have him as a friend despite this. He followed him into the woods, eventually coming to a well lit area. A hot spring, lit up by candles, and the commotion of party goers. After they got dressed, Félix, ever the social butterfly, stood up on a nearby rock, and showed off his prize.
"WHO'S READY TO PARTY?!"
The crowd roared in surprise, and as soon as they set the drinks on a nearby table, everyone went wild. Félix grinned as he saved Agustín from the crowd, arm wrapped around him, and two beers in his other hand.
"You're the life of the party, Félix."
"I try. Now, come on, salut with your bro."
Félix used a nearby rock to pop off the tops, and they both clanked their glasses together.
"Salut, Félix."
The beer was perfectly cold, and it felt incredible going down. Agustín was too young to drink, they ALL were, but thanks to Félix (and even Pepa), he's had a beer or two. Didn't LOVE them, soda definitely tasted better, but who didn't love a cold drink? Félix whistled as a couple of girls walked by, making it obvious he was looking.
"Happy you made it, chamaco?"
"Maybe a little. It's...definitely got a nice view."
Félix snorted, nudging him with his elbow.
"Ah, a breast man, eh? I'm more legs and ass, but to each his own-"
"Félix! Ven y únete a nosotras!~"
"And bring your cute little friend!~"
They both turned to the voice of VERY cute girls, who were flushed from the heat and party atmosphere. Félix finished the bottle in a hot second, before leaping into the pool, much to the delight of those already in it. Félix parted his soaked hair away from his face, to look at his friend.
"Come on! The water is GREAT!"
Augustín damn near choked as he finished his drink, adding his bottle to the ground with Félix's, before leaping towards the pool. His foot caught on a rock, and he faceplanted into the water, with his body landing on the cold hard ground. He heard the crowd exclaim in surprise, and he immediately whipped his head up. Félix looked ready to help him out, but Agustín wasn't having it. He pushed himself up and into the water, hearing cheers that followed as soon as he lifted himself back up. Félix laughed, before motioning to Agustín's face.
"You got a bloody nose, chamaco, head up."
Agustín accepted a napkin from someone outside of the pool, using it to hold against his nose. Worth it. He was about to ask Félix if he cleaned it up properly, before a shadow loomed over them.
"Hola Auggy~"
They both looked up at the voice. Pepa Madrigal. Showing LOTS of legs and chest in her shameless two piece. Now Agustín was more attracted to Julieta, but you put a pair of tits in front a boy, chances are he'll look.
"Uh...hola Pepa. You look nice."
"Gracias. Hola Félix~"
Félix nudged him out of the way, mumbling 'dibs' under his breath. A L O T of people liked Pepa, but no one more than Félix. He looked up at her like a lovesick puppy, with a hunger in his tone more akin to a wolf.
"Well buenas noches Pepa~...damn girl, you a bank? Because you got 'fine' all over you."
She giggled, slowly letting herself be drawn closer to him by her twin tails.
"Idiota...you're lucky you're cute."
"And you're lucky there's people around, mi vida."
Agustín groaned from the pain in his nose. He wasn’t gonna interrupt his buddies flow, but he was threatening to drip into the water.
"Hey, you okay?"
He looked up, and there she was. The most beautiful woman ever to exist. Julieta Madrigal. Hair lovely and curly, eyes soft and inviting, and just a big, sweaty set of...hearts, barely contained by her bra.
"I'm f-mierda!"
That REALLY hurt. He was pretty sure something was broken. He felt something slip into his hand, and immediately put it in his mouth, thinking it was her healing food. It was a towel. A used one.
"Oh my god I'm sorry I thought you just wanted to clean up-here I actually have an arepa for emergencies."
He was about to apologize for assuming, when he watched her pull an arepa. From her bra. He hesitated to bite into it, acknowledging the fact that this was technically touching her boobs, but bit into it when she looked at him oddly. He felt immediate relief as soon as the cheese hit his tongue, and started to wipe his face free of mess.
"Thank you. I needed that."
Oh the smile she gave. She was just so goddamn pretty. Félix looked up at both the girls, still fiddling with one of Pepa's ponytails.
"How'd you girls make it tonight anyway? Doesn't your mami watch you guys like a hawk?"
Pepa shrugged.
"Bruno is faking being sick for us. I THINK he volunteered because he gets to act. And get all of mami's attention."
"How do you fake being sick when your sister makes healing food?"
"Bruno is REALLY good at it. Mama won't know we're gone. Which is great, Julieta needed a break."
Julieta shrugged a bit, pushing some hair behind her ear in just the cutest way possible.
"It...IS nice to be out. Is the water nice?"
Félix spoke for him, clearly playing the wing man. Félix was ALWAYS trying to get them alone together.
"Why not come in and see, Jules?"
He grabbed her hand, and yanked her into the water. She cried out in surprise before she hit the water, and upon coming back up, immediately splashed Félix in retaliation.
"Oye- that was so MEAN Félix!"
"You're just mad because you dunno how to have fun!"
"Don't have fun without me, idiota!"
Pepa jumped in right after, nearly sending Félix down with her. Not that he seemed to particularly mind. Agustín wasn't gonna lie, he was having fun. Bathing in hot water, getting to talk to Julieta (he learned she loved mint, and made it a point to look for the proper cologne later), having shitty beers, and watching everyone just run amok. Julieta tried to ask Félix for another bottle, only to immediately cover the side of her face, cheeks ablaze. Agustín wasn't surprised that Pepa and Fèlix were making out, just that it took this long. Agustín snickered, trying to help her by offering his hand to help block the view.
"Hey, at least she's happy."
"I...suppose. I am too though. Félix said you'd be here, and it's...kinda why I came."
Oh he felt his ears buzzing, he felt his heart pounding as she looked up at him with those big, pretty eyes. He gulped, a bit louder than he meant to.
"You...came here for me?"
"And because Pepa insisted she 'say hi to Félix', but yes. I like talking to you. You're sweet."
There was silence between them, and he decided to pluck up the courage.
"Do you...wanna get out of here?"
"If you could bring me a towel, then yes."
Holy shit. He was walking out of here with Julieta Madrigal? He was dreaming. He caught Félix giving him a thumbs up mid make out as he got out of the water, walking to get her a towel. Then he heard laughter. Eyes were on him, and many pointed. Sure his shorts had rubber ducks on them, but this seemed a bit much.
"Agustín tiene una gamba!"
He looked down at himself, and realized in between it all, his shorts came off. He was naked. His face burned as he tried to cover both his front and the back, and the crowd erupted in laughter. Julieta wasn't looking at him, but Pepa and Fèlix definitely were. No way would someone as socially important as him would wanna be friends with him. He could imagine the shrimp related nicknames, and could picture the bromance break up so clearly. Then Fèlix got out of the water, standing next to him. Agustín yelled/whispered.
"What are you DOING?!"
"Shh, I got a plan."
Félix then just took off his swim wear, holding it up in the air like a damn flag.
"Tira, perras!"
Almost immediately, people started to cheer. Men took of swim trunks, girls took off their tops- it was a MAD HOUSE of nude, drunk idiots. A guy in the back, definitely on the wasted end, wooped as he held up his boxers.
"Fuck yeah Agustín!!!"
There were chants of 'Agustín' over and over, with Félix not only being the loudest voice out there, but the guy who held him still as people DOUSED him in the shittiest, coldest beer. He sat there, body hot from the water but quickly cooling thanks to the drinks. He was basking in the attention, in the adoration, and honestly? He was glad Félix talked him into this.
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"Shhh!!! cállate!"
Félix snickered as his buddy helped him inside. It was WAY late, but who cared? They saw, they drank, Félix made out with the cutest girl in their class- it was a good night. Agustín reached into his closet, handing him a fresh towel. Félix snickered as he ran the towel over his body, drying himself just enough so he could sit on his buddies bed. As he rubbed it over his hair, he looked at his buddy with a smirk on his face.
"That's rude, given the fact that I made you the 'it' guy at the party! They were chanting your NAME, chamaco!"
Agustín looked a little embarrassed, given his red ears, before he chuckled.
"It...was nice. Thanks for the save, by the way. You didn't have to do that."
"What? And let you drown? Never. We've been friends since we were like, six. You aren't getting rid of my ass. Speaking of, guess who kept looking at YOURS, my guy!"
Félix leaned over to smack his little white ass, making him yelp. Agustín still couldn't find his clothes after the party, so they both made it here naked as the day they were born. Agustín huffed, turning to keep his ass away from him.
"Julieta was just in shock. I just think- okay can you put YOUR shorts on? THIS, is very distracting."
"Nope, that's not how my bros work. You gonna see my dick until it stops being weird."
"W-HOW?"
Félix leaned back, legs open, gesturing for him to look.
"We just need this little pow wow- look at it."
"I'm NOT looking at it."
"Dude I've LIVED this. Look at my dick for a minute."
Agustín didn't, and only looked at his face when he snapped his fingers.
"Félix dude come on, it's one thing to occasionally see it in the locker room-"
"Dude trust me. I've done this with all my friends. Just like a minute. Literally I've been staring at yours this whole conversation."
Agustín covered himself in shame, before groaning as he relented. Félix sat back still and let Agustín full on look at his dick. A few seconds into it, Agustín finally spoke.
"I. I kinda see what you see mean."
"SEE!? Now you can see my dick at any point and it's not weird. Especially the dick of the guy who got you Julieta's attention ~"
He nudged his buddy until he got a grin out of him.
"Don't. I know where this is going, dude."
"Come on, who takes care of you?"
"You."
"I'm not hearing you!"
Félix wrapped his arm around Agustín's head, bringing him into the bed with him and giving him a noogie. Agustín laughed, trying in vain to get Félix off of him.
"You, alright!? Come on dude, get off!"
"Aw, come on 'Auggy'! You gonna let me pick on you? Huh? Huh?"
So he was being a bit much. He was drunk, his buddy was drunk, they were happy, you couldn't blame him. He couldn't help bullying his little buddy, just a bit.
"Dude, seriously, you're heavy! And Gordo!"
"Oye-big talk from a guy LITERALLY pinned under me right now."
It was innocent, boys being boys type shit. Until the door opened.
"Agustín, honey? We heard a noise-"
Agustín's parents were right there, and Fèlix felt himself freeze. They were all frozen, until Agustín finally said something.
"Maman, Papa! It's n-not what it looks like!"
Okay, so he was nude, on top of his friend, who was also nude. In his room. In his bed. In the early morning. Looked a LITTLE weird. His mother gulped, looking pale in the face.
"Dear god, please tell me you use protection."
"What? No no no, I don't! I-"
His mom fainted. Full on fainted. Fell like a sack of potatoes onto the floor. Her husband immediately tried to help her up, and Agustín looked at Félix, in PURE panic.
"WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?!"
"I'm sorry! Look if I was fucking your tiny ass I WOULD wrap it, I promise!"
"THAT'S NOT H E L P I N G, FÉLIX."
His dad looked up at him, panicking just as hard.
"Félix please, at LEAST put some clothes on!!"
Right. He was still naked as hell. He got off of Agustín, quickly put on his shorts, and tried to help his mom. She came to, only to faint again upon seeing Félix. Well you know what they say.
It's not a real party till someone faints.
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So I watched Encanto and got way too attached to this family. This is the result...
Home is Wherever I'm With You: The Mendez Family
Alma and Pedro Madrigal attempted to flee from Shuriki's reign of terror, fearing that she would discover their magic and bring harm to them and their triplet newborns.
Well, Shuriki eventually found out, and gave chase to the Madrigals and others who were attempting to escape into the northern kingdom of Misthaven. Just as they crossed the Conteteda River to catch a ferry, disaster struck, the soldiers caught them, and Pedro sacrificed himself.
You know how the story goes from there.
A year after the family pieced itself back together thanks to Mirabel, the Madrigal's were thriving, and the town flourishing. Alma even agreed to lower the magic surrounding it, allowing outsiders in and allowing the residents to explore the surrounding towns. This was only done after it was revealed that Shuriki was dead and Princess Elena had assumed the throne.
Bruno saw a vision of the family being swept up in Regina's curse, and though the family tried to re-fortify Encanto, they were unsuccessful, and swept away to Storybrooke.
Thankfully, the curse kept the family together, and they are some of the most beloved members of the town.
Alma Paula (María Cecilia Botero) is a retired teacher, and a close friend of Granny.
Pedro Miguel (Fabián Ríos) was tragically killed in the Storybrooke Mines. His death was what lead to their closure.
Julieta Sara (Angie Cepeda) runs the Storybrooke Bakery, and is the go-to for celebration desserts.
Pepa Antonella (Judy Reyes) is the town's Meteorologist, and her predictions are known to be freakishly accurate. Isn't it a shame she doesn't work for a national network...?
Bruno Juan (John Leguizamo) is a writer for the newspaper, but has stacks of fiction books that he's nervous about sending to publishers.
Isabela Ines (Sofia Carson) is a florist for Game of Thornes. She's the wild one of the family, frequenting The Rabbit Hole with Lacey and Ruby.
Luisa Daniella (Sarah Robles) is a college student, and also works at the Storybrooke Bookstore as a way to relax.
Mirabel Carolina (Belissa Escobedo) is a high school student, and is often found after school at Sara's bakery.
Dolores Andrea (Adassa) is Tomas' fianceé, and a DJ, typically for weddings in the town, but also for school dances or other large events.
Camillo Diego (Mauricio Lara) is a high school student. He's the class clown and frequently lands in detention.
Antonio Oscar is an elementary school student with a penchant for animals.
Augustín Carlos (Pedro Pascal) is a fisherman, frequently tangled in his equipment.
Félix Matias (Mauro Castillo) is an architect, and designed most of Storybrooke's playgrounds, along with Sara's bakery.
Mariano Tomas (Maluma) is Andrea's fiancé, and works as a jeweler, at the store owned by his mother.
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Bruno's Tarot Reader
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A circus 🎪 comes to the Encanto. Abuela Alma Madrigal sees the opportunity to play matchmaker. Bruno meets a tarot reader/palm reader who is a mother to a four year old girl. The Madrigal grandkids and Encanto children get to have some fun. Part 6.
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Camilo had his fun pranking the clowns during their act. It was all in good fun, but Félix had to calm Pepa down. Ziva and her daughter got a good laugh. As the act came to an end, Ziva guided Bruno, who still had Zora sitting on his shoulders, back out the way they had come.
"That look on that clown's face when Camilo shifted to look like him... oh, my stars, I'll never forget that," Ziva was still extremely close to Bruno, who had her daughter on his shoulders yet.
"That was great, though I'm sure he'll get an earful tonight," Bruno commented when he heard a peel of thunder.
"Ooh I love storms," Ziva had taken the liberty of taking Bruno's arm.
"Can Camilo look like anyone?" The young voice spoke up from above Bruno's head.
"He sure can."
"Even you?"
"Especially me," Bruno laughed, remembering the 7 foot frame villain his sobrino had painted him to be.
"Eapecially?" Ziva's face shot up.
"It's a long story. They tell it better than I can."
"I look forward to hearing it," there was a bit of a twinkle in Ziva's green eyes.
Bruno felt the familiar warm fuzzy pang.
"Where are we going?" Zora had taken to holding onto Bruno by the forehead for dear life.
"Well, my Mamá invited you and your Mamá for dinner, I thought we would just head on up to Casita," Bruno spoke to the young child riding his shoulders.
"Antonio and Camilo will be there?" Asked young Zora.
"Antonio, yes. Camilo... we'll see if he makes it," Bruno said with a smile.
Ziva was impressed with Bruno's unending patience with her young daughter. She continued asking all kinds of questions up the hill to Casita, and Bruno simply answered, showing no sign of discomfort or impatience.
They managed to get to Casita first. Casita picked up on the attraction vibe between Ziva and Bruno and pulled out all the bells and whistles.
Ziva was surprised. She'd been inside Casita before but didn't realize the house was actually... alive.
Zora was thoroughly entertained and ran off to play with the house.
"Zora! Be careful, okay?" Ziva called out.
"She'll be fine with Casita looking after her," Bruno led her into the kitchen, "by the way, since you are going to settle down here, I think you should know..." his voice trailed off looking at the bottles of wine.
"Know what?"
"Knock knock knock knock on wood," went Bruno, and continuing without skipping a beat, "your daughter's name. It's very pretty, but it's identical to a... very rude word in Spanish."
"Oh?" Ziva's face dropped, "what does it mean?"
Bruno whispered it into her ear.
"No wonder I was getting so many weird looks when I was calling for her," she sat down at the massive table as Bruno poured out a glass of wine for her.
"I-I just thought-"
"You thought right. I'll have to have her go by her middle name," Ziva took a sip of the dark red wine.
"What's that?"
"She doesn't really have one. Not that she knows," Ziva looked into her glass. Her facial expression didn't sit well with Bruno. He had poured a smaller amount of wine for himself.
"Whatcha thinking?" He said as he casually threw some salt over his shoulder.
"I'm just worried, that's all." Her face looked downcast. Bruno felt an ache in his chest seeing it.
"Anything I can help with?"
Her head shot up.
"Oh, you've already been so helpful and kind..."
"S-still, you'll let me know?"
She smiled.
"I will."
With that, they heard the rest of la familia Madrigal make their way inside Casita. Bruno threw some sugar over his shoulder as the rush of relatives flooded in.
Ziva was swept up in a wave of Madrigal granddaughters while Pepa and Félix herded a smug Camilo up to his room. Julieta and Augustín made their way into the kitchen.
In a moment, Antonio and Zora were riding his jaguar friend throughout the house.
Bruno sat and watched everything unfurl.
Then there was a knock at the front door. Abuela went to answer. A very unhappy circus manager came flying in.
"You, little missy!" He pointed a fat finger in Ziva's direction.
She moved quickly to hush him and get him to speak at a normal volume. Bruno, naturally concerned and curious, followed.
"You have a contract! You can't just leave the circus!" He held out an ancient looking paper in front of her face.
"That thing is older than my daughter!" Ziva retorted, "you can't hold me to that!"
"A contracts a contract," the pudgy man said.
"Calm down! There must be a way to resolve this civilly," Abuela Alma took the circus master's arm while Bruno held Ziva.
"I've been with this outfit for the better of 25 years!" She said, turning into Bruno for comfort.
"As you recall, it's by number of shows, not years."
"Okay, how many shows are left?" Bruno interjected.
"Three more fire dances, and that's it."
"You can't be serious. The fire dances!?"
"Señor," Abuela spoke in such a tone it would make Antonio's jaguar freeze, "I'm going to have to insist you leave."
The little pudgy man turned to retort, but then he saw all the Madrigals watching and two small kids on a jaguar, of which was growling.
He pulled out a handkerchief and started patting his forehead.
"This isn't over, Ziva!"
Casita took the opportunity to flip its floor tiles to kick the circus master out.
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