I made some vampire stakes because of all those god damn dirty hobo vampires that live on my block. The bigger stake is made of oak and was a pain in the ass to sharpen and carve a cross into and the other one is pine which was super easy to sharpen and carve. I made the stakes stronger with FIRE! Just blasting some FIRE on it to heat seal the wood. I believe it’s called heat sealing… I also made the pointy ends stronger with vaseline, FIRE and rubbing a super smooth rock on it. Then I stained them, wrapped twine around them, used FIRE to clean up the twine, soaked the twine with epoxy and gave them a shinny gloss finish so that stinky vampire blood and other mysterious flesh from when they explode or whatever just slides right off. I also rubbed oil and acrylic paint into the cross and twine to make it look weathered and cooler.

The poem that inspired one of my favorite horror movies! PUMPKINHEAD!!!

I have always wanted a Spawn skull belt buckle just like from the comics but no merchandise company has ever made them for some dumb reason. So I took it upon myself to make myself one by grabbing a 1/4 inch thick plate of stainless steel, chopping it up with my Dremel rotary tool, engraving into it with a bunch of diamond engraving bits, buying a blank belt buckle back thing then smothering it with J-B Weld since I couldn't get my hands on welding equipment, smearing black oil paint into the crevices and then polishing the thing with super fine sandpaper! The back is super ugly but nobody will ever see it so I don't care! It surprisingly does a great job at keeping my pants up since saggy pants is stupid looking. I honestly thought it would fall apart since it's not welded together. I based the design mostly off of Mideval Spawn's buckle from issue... some number. The thing is kind of heavy but I don't notice it when I'm wearing it. I'll probably drown if I fall into a river or a small swimming pool though. If I had better tools I could have made the details a bit sharper and cleaner but eh!

If I say to you "We're family" don't take it seriously. I'm just quoting/making fun of Fast and the Furious. We're not really family.

Me and the Doom Guy have a lot in common. We're both the strong silent type. We like punching and kicking everything. We enjoy slaying demons with our bare hands. We collect Funko Pop figures and we're always pissed off!

Close enough!

I made Salem’s mask from Army of Two: The 40th Day! The paint job turned out more green than what I was going for, but I tried to make it as curet to the in game mask as much as possible. The in game mask is very different from the cover art and promotional art for some weird reason. 

I made a Skyrim inspired health potion! The labels and junk were actually part of the glass so I had to sand that shit off! Sanded the grip notch things off the bottom of the bottle too. I also did some light polishing. Then I stuck a cork in it and wrapped/superglued it with twin! I aged it by brushing on watered down dark brown and black acrylic paint and also by toasting it slightly with a lighter. The red stuff in the bottle is just hair gel, food coloring and very little water and super little corn starch! Hoping to find two other similar sized bottles so I can make mana and stamina potions! Why? I don't know. So they can sit on my shelf and collect dust as I admire it whenever I walk past them?

In the not too distant future of 1997!

I made a modern day Assassins Creed hidden blade! Well now that I think about it it looks more like it came from the 90's... It also retracts back and forth with the flick of the wrist! It was a pain in the ass to make!!! 

I made it out of wood and I used real leather that I cut up for the straps and bottom piece! I also just bought the metal buckets and studs at a craft store. 

This is my first hidden blade and I plan on making another one, a BETTER one! I also want to make a full metal one at some point!

So I got this stabbed into my skin yesterday! 

Call me Buffalo Aaron... 

I just turned a fun and innocent little Snapchat filter into something disturbing. What's wrong with me?!

In PART FOUR of GTA V! CJ goes searching for the mysterious Infinity Killer! Well his house and some creepy ass rock that is. Since he's like, dead and junk... also a wicked sniper shot at the very end since nobody can just play GTA without murder!

With the Quest For The Plane completed! CJ goes back to just messing around in the wonderful world of GTA V!!! Part four is going to be something very different though... so be ready for that! 

Me: Should I get therapy? Reflection in Mirror: Nah, you're fine! Me: Oh, okay then! Cool!

CJ continues her quest for the plane as I just sit there and occasionally say stuff. Will she get the plane?! Who knows?! You'll just have to watch to find out...

CJ pretty much just screws around in Grand Theft Auto 5 (PS4) as I watch in horror...