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Quotes by my friends made into incorrect TSS quotes (Part 15)
Remus: *calls Virgil*
Virgil: *picks up* Dude, what do you want? I’m a bit busy at the moment.
Remus: Gee, chill, I wouldn’t call you while you’re fucking for no reason!
Virgil: What the fuck, Remus!?
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Quotes by my friends made into incorrect TSS quotes (Part 14)
Roman: The bullied bully their bullies! I solved bullying!
Virgil: You didn’t solve shit
Roman: I solved it
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Quotes by my friends made into incorrect TSS quotes (Part 13)
Remus: It’s fine, I can swallow pasta, without chewing, multiple at a time.
Logan:
Logan: …Why do you insist on keeping on saying oddly disturbing facts about yourself?
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Quotes by my friends made into incorrect TSS quotes (Part 12)
Remus: It’s a small seed, that’s too small to chew, it just goes in the wrong place in the back, then you’re just sitting there with teary eyes, coughing, like you just choked on a dick.
Virgil:
Virgil: Why must you say things that way?
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Quotes by my friends made into incorrect TSS quotes (Part 11)
Roman: *zones back in after being zoned out*
Remus: …And then I keep swallowing it, and then my stomach makes a sound…
Roman: *pauses mid yawn*
Remus: …You’re not supposed to drink saliva
Roman: Oh good god, that’s what you’re talking about—
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Quotes by my friends made into incorrect TSS quotes (Part 10)
The sides: *hanging out in the mind palace*
Janus: *bursts into the room* Remus, you are the reason I smell like lingonberries now!
Remus: *follows him* I said I was sorry
Janus: Well that doesn’t make me stop smelling like lingonberries!
Remus: I tried to wipe it off!
Logan: I feel like we’re missing some important context here…
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Quotes by my friends made into incorrect TSS quotes (Part 9)
Virgil: *tries to get the lighter he got from Remus to work* How do you do this?
Remus: *takes it* It’s easy *tries to light it a couple times before getting it to work*
Remus: See? Just be a bit aggressive and you’ll turn it on.
Virgil:
Virgil: Don’t phrase it like that.
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Incorrect TMA Quotes but it’s my AU (Part Four)
Tim: So then we’ll call you Not-Sasha since… your name is Sasha but you’re not Sasha-Sasha
Not-Sasha, sarcastically: Wow, thanks, I feel so loved and appreciated
Tim: You’re not. We actually don’t like you all that much.
Sasha: Yeah…
Not-Sasha: Wow, okay, fuck you too I guess.
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Yeah, my brother has pretty hardcore remus energy, ngl
Quotes by my friends made into incorrect TSS quotes (Part 8)
Remus: Some people are afraid of wet socks, I embrace wet socks.
Logan:
Logan: There’s something deeply disturbing about this statement.
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Sanders Sides as Gravity Falls Quotes (Part One)
Patton: Roman, what are you doing?
Roman: Running for mayor! Did I- did I not make that clear?
Patton: Roman, it’s not that we think you can’t do it, it’s just—
Virgil, to Patton: No no, it’s okay, Patton.
Virgil: *turns to Roman* We don’t think you can do it.
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Incorrect TMA Quotes but it’s my AU (Part Three)
Random woman in the park: He’s not a celebrity but he’s definitely famous… or maybe infamous is a better word.
Some person sitting at the café: Everyone knows who he is.
A guy outside of the local pizzeria: You say the name Michael Shelley to anyone in Magshire, you will definitely get some kind of reaction.
Employee at Gertrude’s Books: He’ll fuck up your coffee order and then call you hot when you get mad at him.
Co-owner of The Silver Bean: He’s… a challenging employee.
Real estate agent: Never heard of him.
Interviewer: Isn’t your dad married to his mom?
Real estate agent: So?
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Incorrect TMA Quotes but it’s my AU (Part Two)
Jon: So, what do you do for fun?
Gerry: Read and study weird and macabre books.
Jon: Okay, any examples?
Gerry: The other day I read a book that just had ‘dig’ written one time on every page. It was 365 pages.
Jon: …Sounds fun.
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Incorrect TMA Quotes but it’s my AU (Part One)
Gerry: Thanks mom.
Gerry: …Why is everyone staring at me?
Daisy: you just called Gertrude mom. You said "thanks mom.”
Gerry: no, I didn't, I said "thanks boss.”
Gertrude: do you see me as a mother figure, Gerard?
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Cecil Palmer: I just don’t think it’s safe to have librarians out in public
TMA fans: If the librarian is Jurgen Leitner, you’re probably right
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Quotes by my friends made into incorrect TSS quotes (Part 8)
Remus: Some people are afraid of wet socks, I embrace wet socks.
Logan:
Logan: There’s something deeply disturbing about this statement.
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Quotes by my friends made into incorrect TSS quotes (Part 7)
Remus: *resting his head on Janus’s shoulder* Your shoulder is hard… like my di—
Janus: Please shut up.
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Quotes by my friends made into incorrect TSS quotes (Part 6)
Remus: Why don’t you just kill them yourself?
Janus: I could never do that. You see, I am a nice person, I don’t kill people… directly. But I’d be happy to sell you weapons so you can kill people.
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