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The Blind Date: Prologue
When your friend group decides to go on a sequence of blind dates...but you can't see the person you're talking to.
Inspired by: "Love is Blind"
Eren Yeager x Reader
Warnings and Content: mentions of sex, profane language, drinking, discussions of anxiety and depression, reader is a virgin. AFAB!reader, innocent-ish!reader, reader is insecure, Mikasa is relatable, Annie is a girlboss, reader's traumatized but it's not explained just implied.
You weren't really sure how you got yourself into this situation. You loved Hitch Dreyse, you really did, but sometimes she had horrible ideas. This time, the horrible idea was taking you, Mikasa, Sasha, and Annie on blind dates with random people. Or at least they were supposed to be random.
Everyone in your friend group of five was single. None of you really had a huge desire to change that.
In the case of Hitch, she doesn't usually go for long and committed relationships. Hitch usually looks for someone fun to spend the night with, or if she's feeling ambitious, maybe a couple of weeks. Though, the last time that happened, was with a guy named Marlo, and let's just say it didn't end well.
In the case of Mikasa Ackermann, she had been disillusioned with the idea of a genuine romantic relationship for a good while. Countless men approached Mikasa, only for the sake of her body. But she wanted so much more than that, she wanted loyalty and honesty. But no one gave that to her.
In the case of Sasha Braus, well...she just simply didn't care. The prospect of dating was neither here nor there to Sasha; the main benefit to her was that she could get chivalrous men to pay the checks on her enormous amounts of food.
In the case of Annie Leonhart, she was scary. It sounds mean, but it was the truth. Annie Leonhart was terrifying from the outside looking in. Rumors often swirled around about the strength of her punch, something not to be scoffed at. A previous date she had gone on with a guy named Colt had led to Colt getting ridiculously wasted and making unwanted advances...and thus Annie Leonhart kicked his ass.
And then there was you. Why were you single? It was an enigma. At first you gave that common answer, that you were simply taking time to "date yourself". But anyone who stepped into your circle knew that wasn't true. The constant self-deprecating remarks told everyone otherwise.
The real truth was that you were afraid. Of love, of intimacy, of trust. You were scared of having your heart ripped out. You'd never really "dated" anyone. And you were scared that the first time you felt the sensation of arms around you, lips leaving burning, passionate kisses on yours, you'd fall. Fast and hard.
And there would be no saving you.
And so you were pissed when Hitch told you she was setting you up on a blind date. And so were Mikasa and Annie. Sasha, as aforementioned, didn't care one way or the other.
"I'm telling you, (Y/N), these are good guys! You just have to trust me," Hitch said, trying to reassure you.
"Since when do you get acquainted with good guys? And what about good girls? I'm bisexual." Annie Leonhart retorted.
"I know a couple of good guys, and there are a couple of girls in the mix too, Annie. Don't be cynical, just fall in love!" Hitch exclaimed, giggling.
"And we're supposed to do that without even seeing the person we're dating?" Mikasa asked, rubbing her palm across her forehead.
"It's just like that show we watched! You know, if Nick and Vanessa Lachey can try and prove if love is blind by only casting hot people onto their show so can I!" Hitch huffed.
And thus what would become the adventure of your life began as you entered into your first blind date.
#eren x reader#shingeki no kyoujin eren#eren jeager#eren yeager#eren jaeger#mikasa ackerman#comedy#aot x reader
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Hello, may I request relationship headcanons for Kaede Akamatsu?
YESSS I LOVE HER
-I headcanon that Kaede’s love language is physical touch
-Like she LOVES cuddles, and she literally doesn’t care whether she’s the big or little spoon
-She plays with your hair, and she likes to wash it and dry it because she LOVES the way it smells
-She doesn’t just make you a playlist- she makes you a playlist for studying, sleeping, waking up, and a playlist for thinking about her.
-Girl can lowkey sing- says she can’t but she can
-She wears butterfly clips. I needed to say this-
-she loves all things Disney, and def tries to do the lady and the tramp scene with you. (THE SPAGHETTI SCENE)
-If you ask her to teach you piano, she’ll be so happy she might cry, she’d deadass rent out Carnegie Hall just to hear you play.
-She takes care of you when you’re sick, and ends up getting sick as well. Long story short, Shuichi is now staying with you, lecturing you both on proper hygiene while the other is sick.
-Shuichi is the best man btw that’s a nonnegotiable
-Kaede cries at your wedding and your first dance is to “I Hear A Symphony”
-Kaede’s favorite musicals are Waitress, Next to Normal, and Beauty and the Beast, you’ve seen them all multiple times
- She sings “When He Sees Me” but with your pronouns
-She will slap a bitch who makes fun of u, just full on beat them up
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY EREN YEAGER
I WISH YOU WERE REAL SO I COULD BE UR PRESENT
BRB SHIFTING TO GET RAILED
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Flood me with requests I’m bored
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Taking opinions...
What do y’all think about me opening up this blog to Obey Me, AOT and MHA requests?
Will prob change my name lol
#mha x reader#mha imagines#aot imagines#aot x reader#obey me#danganronpa x reader#taking requests#i’m bored
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Clingy servant Nagito X reader?🙏
-OH BOY
Nagito Komaeda watches you from afar, crazed green eyes staring at your skin, your hair, anything within his eyesight. He can’t help the delirious low chuckle that escapes his mouth when you looked behind you, worrying that someone was watching you. And they most definitely were.
You sigh, wondering what weird suspicious hunch you were having. But something in you told you to fulfill your curiosity and look. You turned around, and your eyes meet green ones. Your first reaction is to panic and run, but when you hear him laugh- something keeps you right in place.
Manic giggles left the stranger’s mouth. “Well, looks like my luck is serving me today, that’s not often.”
“S-stay away, I have a weapon.”
The stranger only continues to laugh, staring you right in the eyes. “I’m not going to hurt you, all I’m going to do is watch. You’re free to go about your business, just pretend like I’m not here.”
“That’s really creepy, you know. You can’t just follow someone, don’t you realize that’s suspicious?”
He only laughs at your response, making a shiver run up your spine. “Like I said, just pretend I’m not here.”
You start walking, the cops on speed dial. “Aww, are you going to call the police? That’s a shame. I’d rather you handcuff me instead.”
Your whole face goes red. “You want me to-“
“Mhmm” he mumbles, “I have these chains right here, you’re free to do whatever you want to me, I won’t protest.”
At this rate, neither would you. You certainly wouldn’t mind chaining him up, and it would keep you safe. He was rather attractive after all, and you could defend yourself, couldn’t you?
You were safe...
Right?
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Can I request a Nagito X fem!reader headcanons about marriage/domestic life?
Absolutely! Now presenting danganducky’s “No BS Nagito”
-oh boy
-Nagito loves you, A LOT. It’s kind of an obsession. It definitely weirds out the people around you.
-I’m 100% convinced that Nagito’s love language is words of affirmation, and I am also convinced he does not tell you this because he thinks he doesn’t deserve it.
-But you figure it out, and you and Nagito learn how to take care of each other’s wants and needs
-Once you guys get your communication together, he doesn’t even think twice about proposing to you
-I will tell you he’s not expecting you to say yes
-So he’s definitely crying when you say yes to being his eternal hope
-(and he definitely tried to steal the Hope Diamond for your wedding ring but shhh)
-I feel like he insists on cooking all the time, but because of his luck, the quality REALLY varies.
-He so gracefully made the best fucking cake you’ve ever had, and literally the next day broke his leg trying to flip pancakes.
-I feel like his favorite holiday to spend with you is New Year’s. He loves to talk about the hopes and despairs of the past year, and your predictions for the next.
-Speaking of talking, this guy’s 4 AM thoughts are...interesting.
-Seriously, Komaeda needs to go to sleep and stay asleep bc sometimes that shit is DISTURBING
-But he’s kinda bad about staying asleep bc sometimes he falls off the bed due to his luck, and if he drags you off with him, he doesn’t forgive himself until you push him off the bed again.
- He’s strange. You know that and you love that- and you constantly tell him how much he means to you, hoping that one day he’ll love himself the way you do
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Nanana, where are the rules? Ah... I'm blind...
And for that, can I request Korekiyo with a blind S/O? 😳
I forgot about the rules I feel so bad. Deepest apologies.
Korekiyo with a blind S/O
-He’s so curious about your experience!
-He constantly asks you questions and it’s to the point where if something important is going on around you he just...doesn’t notice.
-Korekiyo definitely guides you around if you need help, that is if you trust him to. If you’d rather have a guide dog, he’d happily get you one. (Definitely not to study relations between humans and animals nooo)
-He takes advantage of the fact that being blind enhances your other senses by constantly just hugging you by surprise or whispering in your ear to fluster you.
-You’re just sitting down, living life, and you don’t notice Korekiyo sneaking behind you...”How are you, my love?” And just...you’re blushing so hard.
-He’s definitely researched blindness before, and he makes sure to protect you around people who are insensitive to it.
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Shuichi, Rantaro and Kaito with a s/o (she/her pronouns if that’s okay) that’s been overworking her self way too much, like she hasn’t slept in a week or something! Also been living off of coffee and energy drinks XD Anyways- they eventually just faint from overworking
So uhhh what would the dudes do?
(YES I FINALLY GET TO WRITE RANTARO HAHAHAHA)
Kaito Momota
-Honestly, sometimes, he was part of the problem. It’s just in his nature to encourage you to do what you put your mind to.
-He’ll give you all the energy drinks you need, but he doesn’t really care at first when the sleep deprivation signs start to show; he thinks it’s just a part of the process of you achieving your goal.
-And then you push yourself way too hard. He’s sitting beside you, trying to motivate you and then you faint.
-He feels SO guilty. He thinks it’s his fault. He quickly sets you down on the bed and tries to help you recover.
-He apologizes endlessly when you wake up, and you calmly tell him that it’s just as much your fault for not listening to your body.
-After all, it’s your body and it’s your responsibility to take care of it. He of course says that he wants to help and definitely runs you a bath.
-You two help each other not push each other too hard and take care of each other.
Shuichi Saihara
-Was surprised he didn’t pass out first.
-He cares a lot more about you than he does himself, so he’s constantly watching over you when you do your work.
-Then, Shuichi has a very difficult week. The case he’s on is constantly requiring him to work and he doesn’t have the time to overanalyze you like usual.
-Because you don’t have Shuichi helping you, you somehow convince yourself you can’t go to sleep unless it’s ABSOLUTELY perfect. (It never will be)
-You wake up in the hospital, with Kaede freaking out. Apparently, you and Shuichi had BOTH fainted from over exhaustion, as overworking yourselves was a flaw you too shared.
-Kaede is angry at first, but calms down as soon as she realizes she often overworks herself when she practices for piano. She’s gotten better at prioritizing her health, so she helps you both understand your limits.
-You and Shuichi just have this mutual understanding that whoever has the hardest day just gets assaulted with kisses.
Rantaro Amami
-He is absolutely pissed at himself
-He’s supposed to be taking care of you, this is how he lost his sisters, how could he be so careless, etc etc etc
-He takes you to the hospital because he doesn’t trust himself to take care of you. As soon as you wake up, he apologizes and you tell him he didn’t do anything wrong.
-He offers to take you on a vacation so you can take a break from work.
-You take him up on it...after a Rantaro Amami Make Out Session(TM)
-every time it surprises you just how good of a kisser he is
#rantaro amami x reader#my writing#shuichi x reader#rantaro amami#drv3 shuichi#drv3 kaito#kaito momota
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BLOG RULES (bc I totally forgot to make these)
What I will do:
SFW for every character
NSFW for every character
Longer stories, just specify whether you want it in headcanon format or story format, just know that stories take longer.
What I will NOT do:
Gore/graphic violence
Poly relationships (I’m just not good at writing them lol)
Severe angst- involving s*icide or murder
Angst w/o some sort of resolution
Extreme kinks such as omorashi
What I am CONSIDERING:
Opening commissions for longer stories that are much more detailed and personalized.
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i have a stupidly specific req for you fam. Gonta comforting forensics major s/o who really wanted to take a forensic entomology class but there's none available and there's only 1 semester left? sorry that's kinda ridiculous lol but i'm registering rn and i'm beyond pissed about it. thanks babe.
Hey bae sorry this took me so long
-no matter what interest you have, he’d be sad that you wouldn’t be able to get what you wanted
-your future really matters to him and he makes sure you know that
-however when it comes to entomology you have your very own expert so he reminds you abt that
-there are literally so many ultimates he knows that can help- music? Kaede. Space? Kaito. Criminology? Shuichi. Rantaro can also search for international classes. He’ll get you the information necessary.
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Can I get gonta with an s/o who's upset over their friends abandoning them?
Oh wow I felt this- i have decided to do multiple characters bc that’s totally not what I’m going through rn nooo
Gonta
-cannot understand
-you try to explain it to him but he just can’t understand how anyone could leave you you’re literally so great???
-tries to comfort you with bugs
-He will support you no matter what and he makes sure you know that
-gonta definitely helps you find new friends but wants you to know that he wouldn’t ever leave you
Kaede
-She is pissed
- how dare they
-She gives you a bear hug, and she tells you all about how much she loves and appreciates you
-she plays a dramatic sonata to show you how deeply she feels your pain
-and if you think you’re not enough for them? Get ready for the ultimate pep talk, she’s bringing Kaito.
Byakuya
-Has been used to being abandoned all his life, so when he hears that YOU, the person who changed him into a better person were abandoned, he is a whole other level of petty
-He will cancel their families, literally end their careers
-He tries his best to sympathize w you so you make sure to tell him you appreciate his gestures no matter how little they are
-he has already sworn his loyalty to you so he will be by your side
#my writing#danganronpa#danganronpa x reader#gonta gokuhara#kaede akamatsu#byakuya headcanons#headcanon
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Korekiyo w a fem shy crush 😼👍
As a korekiyo simp, WHOLE ASS MOOD
-you know he is smooth as HECC
-whenever you get flustered, he’ll grab you and whisper “humanity is so beautiful” in your ear and you just- 😳
-He leaves super romantic poems in your locker but doesn’t sign them- but in your heart, you know who wrote them
-If you’re shy, that’s fine, he’s a little weird so people who aren’t shy avoid him
-He’s surprised when you slowly start opening up to him and he’s super happy when you show him something you’re interested in
-If you’ve had any trauma in your past, this guy is so here for you. You guys talk about your trauma together and help each other become better.
-Ok completely random headcanon I’m sorry but this man can totally throw it back I had to say it
-When you guys are dating he constantly flirts with you
-btw he totally asked you through one of his poems
-If you guys are alone, it’s gonna go down
-he’s big on consent so he will listen to you but he’ll do anything you ask him to so he can see your reaction
-did somebody say kabedon (Lucifer from obey me PLEASE RAIL ME THIS IS A THREAT)
(spicy below Oop-)
-he will definitely ask you if he can tie you up and have his way with you, but if you ask? Dude you’re in for it
-he goes slow and teases you
-“Oh, just as my pretty girl starts to open up she’s getting shy again, why is that I wonder...”
-“such a beautiful moan, let’s see what more I can drag out of you...”
-you guys mutually simp for each other
-if you’re into massages he’s totally down to use some oil lol
-basically if you are down he is down
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can i get fluffy maki x fem reader hcs?
Guess who’s fuckin back-
It’s me.
Fluffy maki x fem reader hcs
-As a maki kinnie, I’m completely exposing myself here
-it’s pretty obvious when she has a crush on you if you’re not completely oblivious
-especially if someone has the audacity to make fun of u
-and if it’s a guy Tenko joins and becomes her wingman
-maki definitely didn’t want a wingman but tenko wouldn’t leave her alone
-once you guys start dating she’s pretty much loyal to the end, even if you guys go through a rough patch
-she would NEVER hurt you because you helped her get over some past trauma
-cuddling with maki is weird at first because you’ll just have blushy assassin for a couple minutes but she eventually gets used to it
- I feel like maki’s hands are blistered and scarred and if you kiss and rub them she is SIMPING
-If Maki gets injured, she’ll try to tell you it’s no big deal but you are her girlfriend and you will take CARE of her
-you guys are so powerful omg
-kaito is the best man at your wedding and Kaede plays piano
-Maki would not want to invite kokichi but if y’all do he def shouts “NO THAT’S WRONG” when the officiator asks for any objections to make fun of shuichi
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fam. beautiful. gorgeous. innovative. can you do hcs for Gonta with a femme S/O who's almost as tall as him?
Sure!!! (sorry this took so long I got so busy)
-You are REALLY tall wow
-The plus about being around Gonta’s height is that either of you could be the big or little spoon without it being a little awkward.
- Although you are his height, Gonta still picks you up and gets things from up high for you. When you say you could do it yourself, he just says “But that’s not gentlemanly, and Gonta is gentleman!”
-Another advantage of being around Gonta’s height is that his jacket actually sort of fits you. (It’s still a little big because he’s Gonta, but it’s not weighing you down) Of course, Gonta will always offer his jacket to you because he is a gentleman.
-As soon as Fuyuhiko found out you guys were together, he challenged you guys to a game of basketball just to show that people could still win without the advantage of height. This did not end well for him.
-Gonta actually ended up picking up Fuyuhiko so he could make a slam dunk. He tried to do the same for you, but it was a bit too high for you to make it.
-You guys are a tall power couple, and literally no one messes with y’all.
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G u n d h a m Headcannons. P l s. Surprise me. ~Akane
Gundham Tanaka Relationship Headcanons
I lost no simp September to this man.
- Say it with me, HAMSTER MOM.
- As soon as he “takes a dose of your lethal love serum”, the hamsters become your wingman.
- The little fur balls will cuddle with you guys, it’s great.
- Gundham supports you in everything you do, but in his own strange Gundham way
- Gardening? “My dark sorceresses’ poisonous plants that kill those who go against her will!”
- (They’re strawberries, and he takes pride in being able to “resist your poison”)
- He has many different nicknames for you.
- “Dark Queen”, “Evil Sorceress’’, “My Dark Enchantress (Y/N)”, “Beautiful Villain”
- He LOVES it when you call him “Dark King/Prince” or “Supreme Overlord”
- You are the official Gundham translator. Your friends and family thank you for it.
- Gundham’s preferred kind of date is just cuddling up and watching movies inside.
- He’ll take you out if you really want him to, but he prefers it just being the two of you (and
four dark devas)
- If you two go out, usually his friends will be there too. Even if they weren’t invited.
- One time you guys went to the aquarium, and Kazuichi, Hajime, Nagito, and Fuyuhiko just
HAPPENED to be there. What a coincidence!
- Gundham’s favorite place to go for vacation is somewhere that’s rumored to be haunted.
- Gundham loves Halloween. He doesn’t really dress up as anything because he thinks his aura
would be too terrifying, but that’s the day when people really appreciate his eccentric exterior.
- You guys DEFINITELY made a haunted house for your friends.
- You and Gundham affectionately refer to your house as the “Super Evil Menagerie of Dark
Creatures”
- Now for random ideas I had
- You and Gundham have Peko over to your place a lot so she can let down her exterior and just
cuddle some animals.
- Gundham loves roasting marshmallows over a campfire with you.
- (Cue Ibuki singing Kumbaya)
- If Hiyoko roasts you, he absolutely will not have it.
- You’d think that Sonia would be a rival more than anything, but once you told her you liked
Gundham, she told you she would just go for someone else.
- Sonia was actually a really good wingwoman. She also had her assistants Mahiru and Chiaki.
- Sonia’s probably a bridesmaid at your wedding, she’s just such a good friend.
- (And you, Gundham, and the hamsters helped her go after her crush)
- And Mahiru is your wedding photographer
- Gundham plays Animal Jam, Feral, and all those random evolution games. (Goat Evolution,
Giraffe Evolution...) I don’t make the rules.
- He cried when NeoPets shut down. (Saddest Gundham angst)
- Hope you enjoyed!
#gundham tanaka#dr2#dr2 gundham#danganronpa#danganronpa x reader#dr imagines#x reader#my writing#soniaki
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