will you go out with me… i promise ill stop pushing kids over in the hallway…..
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ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing
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there's no greater betrayal than finally starting to read a book you've had sitting for months on your shelf or your desk or your nightstand and then finding out it's bad. like. i gave you a fucking home.
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FYI, y'all have my blanket permission to spam me with as many boops as you need to get those cute badges :3
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Maybe the real treasure was the boops we made along the way
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this april fools reblog to let your followers know that they are not safe from getting DEERED
DEERED
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We peaked as a species when this type of design was all over the place
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staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)
me:
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SOLUTION TO BEING MUCH TO SCARED TO TALK TO MUTUALS:
FUgkin..... hit em with ur paws......
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when hamsters are born they see a silver thread that connects them to their gruesome and peculiar death and they follow it like soldiers marching to war.
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Today's Seal Is: Aahhhhhhhhh!
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