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#yuurivoice incorrect quotes
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*the bittersweet gc*
Alphonse: I'm surrounded by ummpa loompas.
Boo: fuck you 🖕🏼
Seth: kys 😗
Alphonse: maybe later babe.
Boo: who were you replying to??
Alphonse: yes.
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sleeplessdreamer14 · 1 month
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Seth: I gotta go.
Sugar: Aren’t you forgetting something?
Seth: Uh… (kisses their forehead/rushes off)
Sugar: (blushing) No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?
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no-see-um-incorrect · 2 months
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Seth: What do you guys say when you answer the phone? 
SugarBoo: what up? 
Charlie: who Dis be?
Alphonse: no she’s dead. This is her son. 
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thetopichot · 2 months
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Auron: I've made my peace with what that says about me. You have no idea what it's like. They know what a shitty person I am but they still smile at me.
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arighmaa-dataq · 7 months
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*Trish walks into the office while Auron and Rook are having a moment*
Rook: You mind?! Trying to have an unemotional bang sesh here!!
Auron: *slams Rook on desk* Yeah!! Cause we’re so… NOT in love!
Rook: YEAH! Love is STUPID.
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draweronly · 6 months
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Rook: When I first meet a man, I look at his heart.
Auron: Those are my ti-
Rook: THE FACT THAT HIS TITS ARE IN THE WAY IS NOT MY FAULT!!
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diamondzoey · 27 days
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More Yuurivoice incorrect quotes!
A/n: yandere Au belongs to @ideasarestuckinmyhead also I feel like Casper would actually do this
Charlie sees Casper in a cage and looks at Alphonse: uh why are they in a cage?
Alphonse: because they growled at me
Yandere Casper in the cage and trying to break out: *Demonic growling*
A/n: I got this from sponge bob
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Alphonse :I like infant oranges
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starspeckedsys · 3 days
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Rook: 🎶I’m going to commit a crime🎶
Angel: Please do not the law
Rook: Oh I just might the law
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incorrectyuuriboys · 9 months
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*Alphonse and Seth in the town jail*
Seth: Who should we call?
Alphonse: I want to say Boo, but I feel safer here
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max-the-gremlin · 1 month
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Seth: How the hell did you crash the car?!
Sugarboo: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight.
Sugarboo: I was like "woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident.
Seth: ...
Al, with a proud smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen.
*at 3am*
Al: *runs into Seth’s room and turns on the light* Wake up sleepyhead!
Seth: *wakes up* Dude! . *cackles*
Sugarboo: *sits up from where they were sleeping behind Seth * What the fuck, Al?
Al: *jaw drops* Wait WHAT-
Al, holding a rock: Sugarboo just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock".
Seth: If you don't marry them, I will.
Seth: May I get your snap?
Sugarboo: Ask my partner for it. They're in my bio.
Seth: Alright.
Seth, to Al: Your partner told me to ask you for their snap which is kinda weird but can I get their snap?
Seth: Sugarboo, what do you have?
Sugarboo: A KNIFE!
Seth: Okay, have fu-
Al: NO!
Al: I am your king, long may I reign!
Seth: Well I didn’t vote for you!
Al: You don’t vote for kings.
Seth: Well how’d you become king then?
Al: Sugarboo of the Lake, their arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Al, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.
Seth: Listen. Strange people lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Al: Sugarboo just walked into my room, grunted "oil" and promptly collapsed onto the floor.
Seth: Fuck, they got possessed by America.
Al: Did Sugarboo just tell me they loved me for the first time?
Seth: Yeah, they did.
Al: And did I just do finger guns back?
Seth: Yeah, you did.
Seth: ....Thou shalt not marry each other, for thy art both sinful...
Sugarboo: I just wanna fucking marry Al!!
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*In the Listeners gc*
Angel: lol I'm dying
Boo: wdym?
Angel: I got stabbed by a mugger *sends a picture*
*six people are typing*
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sleeplessdreamer14 · 1 month
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Alphonse: What’s something someone could do to make you fall in love with them instantly?
Boo: Honestly, eye contact and a smile. You know what I’m saying? It’s just, like, the passion in their eyes when they’re listening to you speak-
Alphonse: (does exactly that)
Boo: Dude, don’t look at me like that.
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no-see-um-incorrect · 8 months
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My Yuurivoice headcannons, because I said so 
: after he gets on his feet and starts figuring out what he wants to do….. what if Charlie start studying to become an EMT (with Caspers full support obviously)
: Auron is a body worship king. You cannot tell me otherwise. 
: alphonse and Boo check out Seth together. Like he’ll be working on his motorcycle and they’re just standing there… staring… admiring the site 
: Finn really wants to keep bees  but he knows that sunflower is scared of bees
….so sad…no bees for Finn☹️
: Lucian’s favorite YouTube series is binging with Babbish 
: Seth loves to get up early make some coffee and snuggle up on the couch watching law and order SVU. Growing up watching the crime dramas with his mom is one of the only pleasant memories he has (projecting)
: Alphonse has AUDHD.  And when boo described it to him, his first thought was 
“is that why my Ma always called me special growing up?!” (projecting)
: Finn is really strong… like close to Auron Strong. (do you know how heavy bags of soil are?! Man’s got secret muscles)
: Faust keeps a bunch of unsent letters he wrote to Auron and his stepmom
: Seth really wants to dye his hair but he can’t even begin to figure out how or what color 
: JACK (I miss him) and Finn met when they were younger  and Finn used to visit the city with his grandma. (long distance BFF)
: Seth has the tism so for Fourth of July when they were watching the fireworks on the porch, Alphonse was sitting behind him and covering his ears 
: Lucian’s favorite Disney movie is Lilo and stitch
I will make more if y’all want  
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thetopichot · 2 months
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Finn: What's you guy's favorite poptart?
Darling: Obviously, it's the strawberry ones.
Auron, interrupts: That's such a basic fucking bitch answer.
Darling, pissed: You want a real answer, Auron?!
Auron: YES!
Darling: The 2002 tie in merch poptarts that came with the Spider-Man movie! LOOK IT UP! THOSE are favorite poptarts, Auron! They're WILD BERRY!
Auron: Can you be a person?
Darling: I am a fucking person!-
Auron: What are you saying to me?! You just described like a comic book or something?!
Darling: Broron. Bro & Auron in one. Broron. Go look it up & tell me you don't remember these being absolute fucking fire. OR the Pokémon one that they did YEARS ago!
Auron: Can you just pick a NORMAL flavor??
Darling: NO, THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE! YOU SAID IT WAS BASIC! I GAVE YOU ANOTHER & YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT-
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asmrbrainrot · 6 months
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Werewolf Seth: I’m going to turn into something disgusting, rabid, out of control! Whatever you do don’t let it free.
Transformed Werewolf Seth: *Is just a horny furry*
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