814 + personal space

same landosc, just another year ✨

my beautiful wife (driving race car) vs her nightmare family (men at race tracks)

(plucking out white eyebrow hair before going to drive f4 car) wow i understand the red bull junior programme 2006-2016 so much better now

Pt 6? 7? Idk anyway here's an oscar edition because it is making me feral

@mctwinkdom @piastrification @piastrisms thought you might like these

the its soooo fluffy is from despicable me!!! excellent film for ridiculous villain adorers

is it???? i swear it's about that big fluffy guy. well, there you go. that's what never consuming media apart from via gifs does to a bitch (gender neutral, affirmative)

📷 mclaren

sleepy landoscar made for @/smepy.sketches’s dtiys on instagram 💤

oscar visits the great barrier reef

think that WIP snippet you just posted just actually changed my brain chemistry btw, if you ever revisit/post the fic i might die (/pos)

the good/bad news is i definitely am continuing it (totally forgot i was writing it) so get ready for more of this ig

It’s not clear whether it’s a sex thing, which is the case with Lando all the time. Oscar’s still not sure whether it’s a sex thing when Lando comes whining into Oscar’s driver room, shoves him on the couch and sucks his cock like it’s Lando that needs it. Spends ages licking over it and pressing his nose into Oscar’s pubes even after he’s come, never explains what the hell he thinks he’s doing. It’s probably a sex thing when Lando winds his way into Oscar’s bed and they kiss for what feels like hours before making love, Oscar holding Lando close while he’s deep inside him. When Lando’s tongue wraps around Oscar’s like they’re trying to stop themselves saying anything stupid. It might also be a sex thing when Lando makes Oscar wait outside bathrooms he’s using like a shit bodyguard or… Kym Illman or something. Other things Oscar’s not sure whether they fall into the category of sex or not include: Lando calling him late at night so Oscar can talk him to sleep. Lando holding his hand so they both have to eat with forks only whenever they’re in the MTC canteen for lunch. Lando rubbing up on Oscar’s thigh until he’s hard, before every quali, then never seeming to do anything about it.

📷 quadrant

current location has just SHOT to top of the highly competitive global pickled chilli ranking. didn't know there were places out there coming for the crown this way, absolute scenes

Tf I've been following you for ages how did i mever realise you were emptyhalf on ao3??? Bruh you wrote ALL my favourite max lando fics like I've devoured them

making it confusing since forever haha. tbf i think the only thing i've tried to clear up is not being maxf but also prob never beating those allegations.

ty so much for reading my fics, it always amazes me how many people enjoy them ❤️

i got tagged by @freeuselandonorris to post a few sentences from a wip. i thought i didn't have any that hadn't been posted somewhere before but then dug this out the drafts and i guess that's a lot to think about now

Girl time is time when they are girls. Or dressed like them, at least. When Lando unpacks a cleverly hinged box of make up and does Oscar’s eyeliner and then says that Oscar doesn’t even need blush, although it doesn’t stop him adding it. When Lando picks out lingerie for them and Oscar resists the urge to ask if this is something to do with his ex, somehow because it’s all much too expert to be entirely his teammate.

i think basically everyone i know has been tagged in this multiple times but tagging @strawcars and @thetwelfthcrow just in case

eye bleedingly tired, way too early for my flight because i forgot i'm good at airports, unable to be insured on the hire car and just got id'd in heathrow spoons: i sure am going hard on the junior driver experience this weekend

watching chinese gp replay bc was in a faraday cage at work on sunday morning and caught myself explaining brake discs to bf who neither knows or cares but let me natter on anyway so he could fall asleep on my tits if only someone had written a 110k word fic about this huh

i need to TIDY my FLAT fuck

nooo this is sooooo embarrassing but i think i might have a very fanfiction grade boyfriend who's my work colleague i'm trying to be sooooooooo normal about it but i'm not i like him so much he doesn't even know or care what a car is what an absolute guy