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incorrectyuuriboys 6 months
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Faust: You know archaic Latin?
Auron: I got bored with classical Latin.
Alphonse: You know normal Latin?
Auron: Yeah someone from my knitting club taught me.
Charlie: YOU HAVE A KNITTING CLUB?
Auron: You don't know everything about me. Now do you want a sweater or a scarf?
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incorrectyuuriboys 7 months
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Charlie: Hey Casper, it's nice to be back in the city!
Casper: I want you.
Charlie:
Charlie: w h a t
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incorrectyuuriboys 7 months
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Auron: Sorry it took me so long to get you out of jail.
Charlie: No, it鈥檚 my fault. I shouldn鈥檛 have used my one phone call to play a prank on Zeb.
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incorrectyuuriboys 7 months
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Seth: I know you鈥檙e deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are
Alphonse, crying: It鈥檚 not a joke I鈥檓 a legit snack
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incorrectyuuriboys 7 months
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Faust, planning a party
Faust: I would say I out did myself
Faust: But I'm always this good
Faust: I simply did myself
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incorrectyuuriboys 8 months
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Bittersweet trio lost in that abandoned haunted house
Boo: Are we lost?
Alphonse: I am.... lost in those eyes baby *wink*
Seth shaking his head: Al we been going in a circle for 3 hours quit flirting.
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incorrectyuuriboys 8 months
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Angel, showing a meal they would eat before Lucien came: This is my meal I call it girl dinner!
Lucien: Angel that is....not even considered a meal sit down I'm going to make a full course meal for you-
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incorrectyuuriboys 8 months
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Auron, giving driving lessons: Now Faust, are you familiar with the gearshift?
Faust: You mean the PRNDL?
Auron: ... I'm sorry, what?
Faust, rolling eyes: The PRNDL.
Auron: You mean the the gear shift that's labeled P, R, N, D, L?
Faust: I'm not stupid. I know how to spell PRNDL.
Auron: (sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose, then speaks softly) It stands for "park, reverse, neutral, drive, and low.
Faust, indignantly: I don't get all of this technical talk. Why can't you just teach me to drive?!
Auron, about to lose his shit: STRESSED, are we? Maybe we should just RELAX. We'll turn on the RADIO! Would you like AAAAAAM or FMMMMMM?!
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incorrectyuuriboys 9 months
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*Alphonse and Seth in the town jail*
Seth: Who should we call?
Alphonse: I want to say Boo, but I feel safer here
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incorrectyuuriboys 9 months
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Boo: You smell lime shit
Derek: And I pride myself on that
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incorrectyuuriboys 9 months
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Jesse: Sugar, will you do me the honor of becoming my child-in-law
Seth: Did you just propose to them for me?
Jesse: Well, someone had to!
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incorrectyuuriboys 9 months
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Listener: What's something you guys are better at than Seth?
Charlie: Mario Kart
Finn: Surprisingly yea, video games
Alphonse: Emotional vulnerability
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incorrectyuuriboys 9 months
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Listener, about y!finn: Yeah he has no morales, but he has long hair
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incorrectyuuriboys 10 months
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Are you twelve?: Auron, Faust, Finn, Charlie, Echo
Yea, out of ten: Alphonse, Faust, Seth, Lucien
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incorrectyuuriboys 10 months
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Derek: Why won鈥檛 you stay down and die with dignity?
Listener: We don't do anything with dignity.
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incorrectyuuriboys 10 months
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Faust: No offense, but I'd kill you right now for some tacos
Lucien: I respect that
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incorrectyuuriboys 10 months
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Listener: *sneezes*
Seth: I love you
Listener: Don't you mean "Bless you"?
Seth: Did I fuckin stutter
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