ive done some spinning with milkweed fluff!! it stayed together but i had to keep it super wet to do the actual spinning. i made it into a little square and its so soft and fluffy!! but yes its very difficult to spin as the fibres are very short [i spin with a top whorl drop spindle]

Oooh, cool! Honestly I feel you're not the first person I've heard of on Tumblr spinning milkweed fluff, which makes it feel all the more wild that most online sites that mention it say its impossible???? Wild.

Out of curiosity, asides from the square, what would you find spun milkweed useful for making? I ask this not as someone who's ever spun thread or someone interested in taking it up, just as a curious passerby lol.

...your breezepelt, lionblaze, and thunderstar post had me very confused for a moment. i was like "shit i know bramble sucks ass but i didn't remember him being an abusive dad". it took me way too long to realize that the abusers in question weren't ALL the boys' dads. [i may be very stupid]

Wellllllllll

Bramble did actually contribute to Lionpaw's abuse, by enabling Ashfur's physical torment. He was told about the beating by Ashfur, so when Holly tried to get help, her father laughed it off. Hollypaw is also not the only one who got a "You're my little pogchamp so I can trust you to be quiet about this" moment; Lionpaw got one too.

Lionpaw's was when Bramblestar started crying about how unfairly judged his genocidal dictator father is. To his child. Lionpaw immediately jumps to comfort him, and this downplaying of how bad Tigerstar was contributes to why Lionpaw was manipulated by Tiger and Hawk in the Dark Forest.

This is downplayed even more than Ashfur's physical beatings of Lionpaw, because even people who acknowledge Bramble is abusive towards Squirrelflight often won't admit he wasn't a great parent either.

headcanon on seeing cute stuff idk what else to ask for but I needed to ask somethign

Purposely doing this one after an angsty post.

How do the act when they see something cute?

Peppino: Smiles brightly! He's suddenly filled with great joy and forgets all of his problems! He even baby talks to it with a high pitched voice.

Gustavo: Probably puts his hands to his cheeks and does the pogchamp face. He's so struck! He points and smiles, just look at it! Can he hold it? He wants to hold it!

Mr. Stick: This thin man suddenly turns into a little school girl. He puts his hands to his cheeks and goes, "Eeeee!!" How cute! He wants to poke it, but only if he's allowed to.

Pepperman: Oh... My... GOD... He MUST draw this thing IMMEDIATELY. Can he hold it? He promises he won't crush it. Can he just borrow it for a bit? He needs it as reference so he can draw it as accurate as possible.

The Vigilante: "Well, I'll be damned! Look at that thing! Innit just the cutest?!" This old man is filled with glee. His smile is so long that it could be used as a bridge over an ocean. He looks at it with pride as if it's his own.

The Noise: "I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT!!" He wants to hold it and pet it. He will tippy tap with his feet and hold his hands out. Maybe don't let him take it, cause he'll start running away with it. (He did this with an opossum once.)

Noisette: She squees and squeals with uncontrollable excitement. She will hop up and down. She wants to hold it and squeeze it and nuzzle it with her face. She wants to boop its little nose. Can she keep it? Please please please please please please PLEEEAAAAAASE????

Fake Peppino: Screams! Hops around. He doesn't know what this feeling is! He's excited! He wants to bite it, he wants to hug it, he wants to squish it! He wants to eat it! Can he? No? Okay, he will just sit and look at it with a giant smile on his face. (Just keep an eye on him.)

Pizzaface: Aw, look at the little thing. He'll hover over it and just observe it. What's it doing? Walking? Oh my god, that's so cute. What's it up to now? Drinking water? With that tiny little mouth? That's crazy.

Pizzahead: Holy wowza! That thing is flippin' cute! He pets it immediately. He might pluck a hair so he can try and make a clone of it. He wants one for himself! He wants to snuggle it and tuck it into bed. He wants to read it a bedtime story. Golly... It's so nice to see something so cute in such a wretched tower.

Pillar John: "AAAAAAAH!" John! You're scaring it! He wants to cuddle it, but he's afraid he might crush it. So he'll kneel down and pet it. He thinks it's the best! Can he like, have visitation rights or something? He'd ask to keep it, but he doesn't think he has the responsibility. And, ya know, he doesn't want to crush it.

Gerome: Oh... Well, look at that. What a nice creature, he thinks. It's relieving to see something so cute in the ugly tower. He'll give it a pat on the head. And what... Is that a SMILE?? ON GEROME'S FACE??? He'll try to show it to John. He thinks John would love it.

TIME SKIP Osamu Miya x Reader x Nanami kento

By Sophie and Phoenix

SMUT!!!! DON'T READ IN PUBLIC. 10/10 SUPER SPICY😱😱😱🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😨😨😨😨😨😨 MAKES YOUR STOMACH DO THE THING (tapeworms) No miners interact😡😡😡😡😡 or u will face the consequences 😱😱

I was walking home back from work where I would see my glorious husband OSAMU (we all say in unions). I didn’t feel sigma today so when I came home my man was making SIGMA MEALS!!! SKIBIDI SLICERS!! i cum home and as I walked through the door I bumped into my GLORIOUS gray eyed king “Hey sweetheart” he smiled. I collapsed into his arms because I'm not feeling very alpha wolf sigma today. “M-my skibidi queen?? What happened??” He said. “Idk- but I have a very important question to ask u…” I pouted “yes my kitten?” he said."w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-what color is my shirt!?!?” I said while Stuttering. He looks at me and lifts my chin up. He leans close to my ear and whispers “𝓽𝓽𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓮𝓼 𝓾𝓷 𝓬𝓪𝓶𝓲𝓼𝓮𝓽𝓪 𝔂 𝓾𝓷𝓪 𝓹𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓪𝓫𝓮𝔃𝓸𝓽𝓪~….” He seductively kisses my cheeks. I blush and look at him with sparkles in my eyes “wow…. So…𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓸” I lick my lips ``well… If you're not feeling very sigma today… I just might have to cheer u up😈😈” Osamu says while looking at me with rizz “Cum with me skibidi queef ima show you how to RUMBLE” Osamu takes my hand and drags me to our humble cardboard room. We plop on our bed and start to caress each other's body. Until we hear two knocks coming from our window. It…. IT WAS NANAMI😱😱 “bae… who’s that?” Osamu says with an Atticus finch eyebrow raise “that’s my co worker NANAMI…” I say nervously. He looks at me and then him. He gets off me for a minute and opens the window. Nanami crawls in from the window and starts crab walking to the bed “don’t mind if I do!” He says while wiggling his toes and fingers in unison “boi! you sir have just won the internet😂!” Osamu says. I blush and spread my legs like a spider “now…. Make me learn how to ride an F150” I pout. “Actually.. I have something better!!!” Osamu says with one finger up. Osamu grabs Nanami's face and OMG!!! OSAMU AND NANAMI START TO MAKE OUT??? ughhhhh I'm so mad!!! Why aren't I getting attention ughhhhhhh. My eyes glow red “when my eyes glow red… 𝓡𝓾𝓷” I say. They keep making out tho!!!! I sigh and give up, but then they separate and crawl towards me. Osamu lays behind me while NANAMI is in front “let me give you the most DEVIOUS backshots lil bro, make me oil u up” Osamu smirks. Nanami smiles and starts to take me to POUND TOWN in the front while Osamu starts to give me devious shots in the back. “Put your hand up for a moment dear~” Nanami whispers. I put it up “now tell me….. put a finger deeowwn if you can SQUIRT '' I put it down and they start to go faster. I can’t even think anymore. “IM COMMING…. ITS CUMMINGGG OUTT. AHHH, AHHH, ITS CUMMING OUTTT😱😱” we all came at the same time “bazinga” we all say in unison.

THE END!!! PLS LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE IF YOUR A LITTLE POGCHAMP!!! DON'T MAKE MY INNER ALPHA CUM OUT🤬🤬🤬 don’t make me oil u up at 62:72 pm‼️🔥🔥🔥

Putting my friends and mutuals in my cult went about as well as expected...

First to be indoctrinated tonight was Ru @xmajordumps. Not really sure how they got here, they were available to indoctrinate when I booted up the game and, uh, sorry, you'd been stuck in limbo for like 2 months. Don't worry tho I rescued you. Ru's the little brown rat praying by the statue. Cosmi @cosmica-candy is (because what else could she be?) a cute little yellow starfish I rescued from Helob and Wart @cultoftheswag is my little pogchamp snake from Silk Cradle (both praying), and Sara @bamsara is being fucking useless in this screenshot because they arrived elderly so I immediately sacrificed them and revived them lmao.

Why were you mad about this tho.

Once again, Sara, I have no idea what the hell you are but you're fukin purple.

We were off to a pretty great and uneventful start until Cosmi, still a fucking infant, asked to go on a mission. I gave her the one with the highest chance of survival.

Wart is a seafood lover. Here's a closeup of your little silly.

GIRL PLEASE. You haven't even been here a week.

Since that was a depressing loss, I decided to kiss my catboy wife to make myself feel better. He doesn't really seem to know how to kiss. I love him so much he's so fucking useless.

Damien @lordiedams has been here for a while, but he decided to become invisible and haunt the crops, just.. standing there ominously.

Next day rolled around, and Sara asked me to recruit some dissenting asshole that became Deli @delirisse. Look at him. Look at how much of a piece of shit he is. Fuck Sara for gifting me this three-negative-trait follower and fuck Deli for sucking absolute donkey dick /lh.

In conclusion, y'all should cultify your friends/mutuals it'll be a dumpster fire.

And yet, You give Mercy to Those who have Sinned.

It should have been simple. Somehow, you think you've made it even more complicated.

Now, sure. You had half the mind to not forgive everyone because, well, being hunted down was certainly not on your to-do list but, alas, the Gods quite literally said "fuck you" and near enough killed you seven times over.

You groan again, with a Crystalfly coming over to land on your shoulder.

"Oh, hey, buddy." you smile gently, something you haven't done in a while. "It's nice to see something new."

The Crystalfly, for lack of a better word, turned its head to the side.

"It's just, you go through your day, monotonous. I guess, like me? Though, yours was more peaceful. Mine was running for the hills, heh."

The Crystalfly flew over to your other shoulder, and poked you.

"Why was I? Eh, overly religious characters. I mean, I was never religious, so I can't relate, but I guess seeing someone who looks just like your Deity would cause some panic."

The Crystalfly, who you've now dubbed as Bob, blinked at you, Dendro surrounding its wings.

"Yet, at the end of the chase, I chose forgiveness, or thereabouts. I mean, you can't really fully forgive someone, at least I can't, for trying to kill you on multiple occasions so often I'd need a couple extra arms, but you know what? I think I made it worse."

Bob flew to your forehead, and laid down on it, flapping their wings once.

"How? Well, I guess that's just from their mindsets. I mean, you've near enough hunted your Deity to death, and they say that you're still their little Pogchamp. Naturally, they'd be more confused at the lack of a punishment than to what a Pogchamp is. So, you have Barbatos asking to be put under a bus, or in this case a mountain, Rex Lapis asking to have his neck sliced off, the Raiden Shogun asking for you to break her fingers--although, I might have to hold back on my sadism for that--and poor, poor Buer crying if she so much looks at you.

"Basically, I'm not sure if I'm better off dishing out actual punishment or not."

Bob tapped you lazily, an aroma unfamiliar to you reaching your nose.

"...Do I actually forgive them? ...Eh, kinda. I'm not one to hate, but maybe that's just me talking. What would you suggest me do?"

The smell changes. To that of your favourite flower.

"...You know something? You might just be right, little Crystalfly."

Getting up, Bob flew on to your finger, gazing at you.

"C'mon, little Dendro Crystalfly; we've got some nations to travel to."

As you began to walk to your first destination, Bob traveled silently next to you, flapping their wings gently as a sea of green traveled next to your sea of stars.

For once, it was nice to have someone by your side.

can i request a quackity x reader where the reader is feeling really clingy and won’t let him go? fluff vibes:))

clinging closer, quackity!

synopsis! my first request AAAAAAAAAJDNSJSN a sweet urge to be affectionate drives quackity smitten by you.

read me! likes, feedbacks, and especially reblogs are highly appreciated; come talk to me if you wanna repost my writings on other sites please. this story is just pure softness and adorable - positioning is quite weird.., THANK YOU ANON FOR SENDING THIS REQUEST JSJDJDJDHA you have my heart <33 you guys are amazing, i wish you guys the best , ilysm!! // make a request here!

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quackity was currently live, he was only having a just chatting stream but he does plan to play a spooky horror game later on. you watch in admiration as he banters with his online chatters, you gaze at his beautiful smile - how it angelically meets his eyes, his little nose scrunches while he giggles at a very funny joke he made. it brings a smile to your face, you were graced to be with him.. you must've saved the universe in your past life to get so lucky. "oh babe! oh my god" he notices you and pretends shock "stop looking like a creep and say hi to chat" quackity teases you and introduces you to chat. "HEYYY" you enthusiastically arrived to his stream, whilst also clinging to his chest - not noticing his cheeks tinting pink. "what are you doing pogchamp? is that how you use that?" you feign dumb. making him burst in laughter, the two of you falling of his chair - making you join his laughing. (this moment possibly found itself in a "dumb quackity and y/n moments" compilation) the two of you fix yourselves up, and you check his beanie carefully to rest assure his hair is left mysterious as he likes it, your touch making him shivering. "oh my god y/n, stop you're gonna show my hair" he playacted annoyed, and you hover your hands just a few inches far from his head pantomiming you removing his beanie and revealing his hair that only you and a few friends were allowed to see. the fun continued for a while and you simply had your arm around his shoulder, your head resting on his temple - when you shifted your position from holding his chest and kneeling on the ground to sitting on his lap and having all your fun there. you didn't wish to let him go anytime soon and he felt the same, your warmth comforts him and yours his, it brings a tear to all single quackity enjoyers wishing they had a love like yours. even when the horror show began the two of you simply clinged closer to the other, it was heartwarming. and until the end of the stream, and at the end of the day.. you didn't let go of each other. and as the moon was the only source of light left, your hand in the comfort of his - with your noses touching; the two of you clung closer in your sound slumbers, happily.

Cero Masterlist

Legal hellscape enjoyer.

Intro post (this one's got a fic)

Ugh fine, I guess you are my little pogchamp

It's not that hard to make him sub

Careful with that attitude

Maybe humiliation isn't the way to go

The contract is out of your reach

He's making up for something

Questions

Where he sits in terms of kindness

What if you drew for him? (Fanart!)

The King of Pride getting things he doesn't deserve

Praise him to have him wrapped around your pinkie

Cero with straight hair

He wasn't bluffing

Cero's heat

"Cero, I want a divorce."

You used his hair gel

"I already have a spouse."

You're a cheater

Possible meeting scenario

Some kinks

You really liked that contract...

You can't flatter your way out of that contract

How is Cero celebrating your "anniversary"?

Hey

Hey you

You're my cute little pogchamp >:3

I regret nothing and am cackling maniacally right now

ohmygod *twirling hair around finger* yayayayay i've alwayz wanted 2 b someone's little pogchamp!!! wagwagwagawg

Sjqlskdhe pls why can I imagine yandere!Gavin going like "you're my little pogchamp. No one else's." 💀💀

.... I don't wanna draw Yandere Gavin anymore :')

I live with the knowledge that Capitano's English VA has said some absurd shit my favourites include "Catboys are protected by the constitution, nya" and "FINE. I guess you're…my little pogchamp" IT ALSO KINDA SOUNDS LIKE HE'S WEARING ARMOUR WHEN HE SAYS IT SO IT'S EVEN BETTRR

A thought just occurred to me, though I am unsure if this has been covered before: are there different ways to say ‘I love you’ in clanmew? Like a familial one, platonic one, romantic one, etc? I wanted to write some dialogue between characters in clanmew to test myself and was thinking about how a cat would proclaim that in different ways. :]

I made a BIG OL' LIST of familial terms now which includes the Clan cat concept of "love" in its many forms, but what remains the same is that love is a noun. You don't "Do" love as a verb, love is a thing you build and contribute to.

"Mirri rrehe pos [pronoun]" [Love Exists for (pronoun)]

Mirri is supreme love. It is the love of Clan and the collective. It's something everyone contributes to by being an honorable warrior, in a way that's hard to explain.

So when Tigerclaw found himself being exiled, this phrase changed.

"Mirri rrehen pos rarrs." [Love existed for you-outsider.]

But there are many kinds of love and many pronouns!

Sseeo rrehe pos urrs -> I have the hots for you Actively flirtatious, admiring them as a very attractive equal.

Wrarri rrehe pos nyams -> You're my good friend A confession of platonic adoration; you're telling them they're so much of a friend, they are in your family.

Piwarri rrehe pos rarrs -> You're so funny, I like that Something you say to your friend from another Clan that you enjoy spending time with, with the correct outsider pronoun to keep respectable distance.

Yyaawr rrehe pos wees -> you're my little pogchamp You're my helpless little thing Appropriate to say to your baby. LESS appropriate to say to an adult warrior.

Rank Zevlor, Dammon, and Rolan on a scale from fattest dangliest pussy to deflated little coinpurse gash

Zevlor has the fattest and Rolan's is deflated while Dammon's is a respectable plump pussy. Zevlor's is entirely due to age and overuse. That man's been slutted out plenty. Dammon's is plump, neatly groomed and well cared for - lad knows he works hard with his hands and is very keen on keeping the goods clean.

And then. Rolan, my sweet man. You don't even know what you're doing doing with that. Come here my lil pogchamp. let me help you.

hey girl not to alarm you or anything but uh.,,,, but uhm,,,, *drops my notecards on the floor* FUCKKfing- *scrambles to pick them up* SHITSHITSHITSHIT- ahem AHEM *clears throat* uh. yeah girl. um. so. your blorbo has been executed. yeah he installed the sims sex mod to his computer and has been blown up to smithereens. no more blorbo anymore. don't cry!!! NO CRYING I have a GIFT for you so no more sadness now. okay? okay. it's a. it's. uhhhhhhh your fuckin,,,,you guy, his ashes. yeah your blorbo. I made a doll of him and i put his ashes in it. I hope you like it.

what the FUCK man why are you shaking and crying and screaming and going "my favourite character no my favourite blorbo my sad little skrungly skringly wet little meow meow pogchamp little boytoy noooo" like girl this is SO inconsidderate and now you're getting blood and tears everywhere all over my FVUCKIGNG floor. Unbeleieveable.

hey kit! can I request cc!ranboo #4 on the dialogue prompts and the gently playing with your hair from your list? (I couldn't remember the number)

-❤️

AAAAAA ❤ ANON YOU POGCHAMP HOOMAN :DDDD

thank you so much for the request, hope you're doing well!

Ranboo had been at his computer for most of the day after getting back from Tommy's house, working on editing the footage he had so that he could post on YouTube.

Y/N understood, they'd known Ranboo was trying to keep his YouTube account updated despite all the livestreaming he'd busied himself with most of the time.

They looked stressed now, though- hunched close to the computer screen and squinting at some small detail in the background.

"Ranboo?"

"Mhm. Yeah?" they asked without looking away.

"You haven't unpacked yet. Should I do it for you?"

They didn't seem to process or even hear the question.

"Ranboo?"

"Um. I- my bag." Finally they looked away from the screen, grey eyes half-closed with how tired they were. "I've got it, just give.. gimme a second here."

They turned back to the computer once more, rubbing their face as they tried to stay awake.

You watched for another minute, and not long after, moved to hug them from behind.

"Do you want food? I know you're busy but maybe it'd help."

They leaned back carefully, patting your arm. "It can wait. I'll get that too, just gotta finish with all this. I'm almost done."

The two of you sat in silence for a moment until Ranboo heard you yawn slightly.

"You can sit in my lap until I'm done working," they said quietly.

You responded by walking around the chair until you were in front of them and letting them pull you close. They gently rocked the chair and started running their fingers through your hair, being careful not to pull on it.

It wasn't until both of you had nodded off and jerked awake several times that you decided it was time for bed.

"Okay, you're as good as asleep. What say we leave the rest for tomorrow? YouTube can wait one more day," you suggested, and they nodded.

"Alright, then. Let's go."

A couple mouse clicks later, he was scooping you up to carry you to bed. And if you fell asleep together and woke up a little late the next day, well.. YouTube could still wait.

^have boxerboo

A/N: Sorry if this seems a little short, this is the second fic tonight. I'm pretty happy with it though (: I'm finally getting somewhere with this and I'm having a good time with these requests so feel free to send more in!! You guys are awesome and thank you so much for reading!!

Of all things why is it listening to Rolan's VA say, "You're my little pogchamp" that really really compels me to write romantic Rolan fic