same as it never was.

Prompt 70

They’re losing. They’re the justice league, the world’s greatest defenders, their final defense even, and they’re losing. The being had appeared out of seemingly nowhere, all blue-fire fury and deathly cold as it tore through everything like it was paper. They were a team, an entire league, and they’re losing- 

In their despair they don’t notice the lazarus, or rather ecto-green, portal opening, a man with hair as dark as the night sky stepping through, slippers still on his feet and coffee in his hand. At least they don't notice at first, even though the being sure does.

i need to know when u watch episode 5 of gotchard, because it is by far the best episode of the season so far for a variety of reasons

toku really is just the absolute best

The real "mom friend" in Death Note is actually Light Yagami, unfortunately for the world

personally i am the way i am because when i was 16 my dad sat me and my siblings down for an episode of star trek like he did every day and instead of a silly holodeck episode or a somber musing on the nature of humanity what we got. what we got was tom paris pulling his tongue out of his head and yelling PEPPERONI PIZZA before kidnapping the captain and turning them both into giant salamanders by flying too fast through space. and then they had babies, and the crew rescued them (sans babies) and turned them back into humans somehow, and no one ever spoke of it again. and i have known not a moment of peace since.

I wish I could kill people who were boring or slightly irritating to me

I wonder if it's a design choice or the devs themselves can't make up their mind, but why did Solomon's eye colour "change" in NB? The chibi sprites in the OG show his eyes are shades of grey to brown/almost gold-bronze.

The NB chibi sprite shows his eyes to be dark blue and brownish-gold.

Don't even get me started with the cards and merch that can't make up his effing eye colour

To my Solobesties (I'm calling Solomon stans this now. I think we formed a strange kinship after lesson 17 even if we never interact lmao), especially artist solobesties, hats off to you and your service to the community.

My personal HC is kinda a spoiler for uhhhh something I'm writing, but here it is:

"It's just…your eyes are like you: I can't figure them out." "MC, I-" "No! No! Solomon, I'm sorry! No…it's not like that, I promise! Look at me, won't you? Please look at me." So he did. His eyes trembled as he met with yours. How could he have hidden this part of himself for this long? How could you not notice? How could you forget? How could Father be so cruel to him and you for simply existing? You traced the corner of his lips with your thumb as you held him by the cheek. He was leaning onto your right hand, unable to maintain his gaze. He was surprisingly bashful. Adorably shy without his facades. But he looked like he would crumble even with a gentle word so you did not say anything. He looked at you expectantly, then looked away as your gaze burned onto him for too long and muttered, "You can't figure me out?"in almost a whisper, after a long-drawn out silence, weighing in his words, watching your expressions and body language. Afraid, so deathly afraid. You smiled. "It's like I'm looking at a mirror. Sometimes it's silver, sometimes it's midnight. When you look at the world around you and then look back at me, I feel like you've captured the sky and the oceans in your eyes. It's beautiful." His face was red all over, even to the tips of his ears. It was such a shame. You haven't even said everything you wanted to say to him yet. That he was the moon and the stars to your daytime; gold and silver gazes, looking after you from afar in the many branches of realities he couldn't be as honest with you as he was now. Ah. What will you do without him now? How can you give this up after remembering everything? You knew it was selfish, but you love him. Both of him. Every part of him just as much as he loved you and every part of you that existed. But now, you had to say goodbye. Again. How truly unfair.

"modern au in which jgy is poor and oppressed" okay, i'm listening! "--and everyone feels bad for him and tries to help him, which is why everyone's shocked and hurt when their favourite Good Guy turns out to be a toxic and phony asshole who's been preying on their good instincts all along" insert that one gif of mark hamill yeeting the lightsaber away over his shoulder because that's precisely what i'm doing with your post/fic in my mind 😔

What if my mind lived in a special place in the multiverse where Jon still got lost in space but came back only a year younger than Damian and they got to finish High School together, got to go to college together, got to celebrate every age milestone together, and never had to go through that awkward "this age gap feels huge" phase? Like, what then?

the concept of orochimaru and sakumo having been a thing is so funny to me, especially from kakashi's perspective. imagine your government-assigned babysitting charge runs away to go live with an evil scientist war criminal. who is also your stepmom. you speak of this to no one

This is what's gonna happen in the new episode a rat told me so in my dreams

Yeah so they're all gay actually, Lagoona and Draculaura are going to hold hands and Dracula will have his own bi awakening in a few years.

one of the funniest goddamn parts of the new episode was willy trying to assert dominance over a what, 14yo? by pulling a "i'm fucking your mom" line only for taylor to be like "i'm glad my mom's happy with you! when are u gonna pop the question? you better not be wasting her time, potential step-dad" and willy being so fucking thrown off he's just like "um. okay."

it's so telling when someone says radical feminism is "white woman shit" and you bring up the fact that in many places such as africa or asia, the only feminism that prominently exists is radical feminism, and for those places it's just considered regular feminism that you get told those women live in places that aren't progressive enough for them to understand their actions properly. to say these women are too dumb to realize that their beliefs are "bad" simply because they don't align with western mainstream liberal feminism is rooted in xenophobia and racism, not to mention a lack of understanding of the struggles and violence women from these countries regularly go through, which can range anywhere from fgm to men rubbing and wiping their cum on the back of women's clothes in trains. but of course, as usual, there's no intelligent response to this so you just end up getting blocked or get rape wished on you.

HOLD ON i can't stop thinking about a take i keep seeing that's like "kraken ed wasn't really that bad, he only hurt izzy and izzy deserved it." because like, even putting aside the izzy apologist in me, it's still just objectively wrong. he pushed lucius off the ship! as far as anyone knew he killed him!! that seems kind of like hurting someone to me!!

Reading posts about the new Percy Jackson show and it's reminding me of my self insert ass oc that was the child of Hera because she used the loophole of surrogacy to not technically cheat on Zeus and piss him off. I want to be that free again

why can't my mom just ever accept she doesn't remember something....we were talking about how when the doctor who 50th anniversary aired I had a little watch party and what food was there, and I was like 'oh yeah and we had some leftovers of the (secret family recipe) spaghetti sauce so you bought bowtie pasta because of matt smith' and she literally was like I Have Never Cooked Or Consumed Bowtie Pasta In My Life. and I was like okay well that's categorically not true because it's used in pasta salad a lot and she was like 'I've NEVER had it. I think it's dumb!' and I'm like mother it was a doctor who party. we had a blue cake and I tried to dye chocolate marshmallows red to look like fezzes and we had. bowtie pasta. because of the 11th doctor. and she's like 'maybe your friends brought the pasta' and I'm like eileen. nobody came to our house with pre-boiled pasta. we were using the family sauce. also they were LATE and literally ran in the door right as the special was starting there was no time for someone else to cook it during the episode we were eating while watching. and she's acting like making bowtie pasta is a crime she could face jail time for. girl please just say I Don't Remember That 😂