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goost55 · 2 months

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There is nothing platonic about the way aziraphale says “very nice” after Crowleys dance

I mean, the angel practically said “that’s right, you’re my bitch” while checking him out

#good omens #david tennant #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #michael sheen #aziracrow #you’re my bitch #Aziraphale’s bitch #Crowley will do whatever he says #wrapped around his perfectly manicured fingers #I love them so much

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chloesimaginationthings · 3 months

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your scooped Michael makes me so insane I wanna make shitty tiktok edits of him to toxic by Brittney Spears /pos

I think I’d explode if someone made an edit with him/pos

#ask reply #It’s Michael bitch *cunty beat plays*#captain save a hoe plays #oh mickey you’re so fineeee #literally I only take this as a compliment #makes me smile and kick my lil feet back and forth #I’m so glad he’s edit worthy

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ecoamerica · 25 days

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little-pondhead · 1 year

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Inspired by this post.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #danny fenton #mad scientist danny #his suit is a mix of Jack and Maddie’s suits #with a lab coat thrown on top #he 100% smacks joker with a baseball bat on live television #and loves to kidnap zoo animals #Batman cannot find mention of the Fentons anywhere #it is driving the Justice league mad #Superman: stop right there kid!#Danny: suck my a s s #Wonder Woman: why do you keep stealing paintbrushes from the local art centers #Danny: I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me!#Batman: hang on I speak fluent Teen #Batman: …you finna catch these hands #Batman: don’t @ me when you’re six feet under #Danny: I Am Uncomfortable With The Energy We’ve Created In The Studio Today #when the fight is over he’s just like #aight imma head out #it was fun playing #see y’all next time #and just #rips reality a new one #the Justice league can hear someone from the other side talking #as Fenton goes through the portal #‘did you have a good time? i made cookies come tell me about your day’#the portal always closes before anyone can get through #until one day it stays open and they all make a collective decision to go through #clockwork knows exactly what he’s doing

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bpdohwhatajoy · 6 months

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Being autistic is just people constantly violating your boundaries you already struggle to maintain

#ryan.txt #autism #actually autistic #no I don’t want to fucking call #I don’t like talking on the phone unless it’s my fp and you’re not that #so stop trying to pressure me I don’t wanna talk I just want to watch my movies that relate to my special interest in peace #people always getting mad at me when I don’t wanna talk on the phone like what the fuck #and they make me feel like the bad guy #I’m literally just chilling watching my damn movies bro pls I don’t wanna talk to people #bitches always act like it’s fine that ur autistic until ur actually autistic and it’s more than a label #it’s sad how many of you relate #this shouldn’t be the case #fuck people #you guys deserve so much better

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ayphyx · 3 months

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Woe. Scully be upon ye.

#the x files #dana scully #txf #txf fanart #my art #i was gonna draw more stuff but depression and art block is a bitch so all your gonna get is this scully #you’re*#also sorry for having a slightly inconsistent art style #it will happen again

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transmechanicus · 16 days

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The news has reached me that there are canon female custodes, and that the reactions have been mmm well, mixed. I don’t play custodes on tabletop but i do love the faction, and i think it’s an interesting and harmless little addition to the setting. Somewhere in the mists of time some custodes put his genhanced transhuman mind to work and asked himself “What if instead of just taking boy babies for the Full Genome Restructuring Into An Exalted Demigod…what if we took all the babies.” Now we have the Golden Roughly Twenty Thousand, double the protection for the Emperor😌

#my stuff #wh40k #warhammer 40k #also a lot of ppl were bitching about how this disrespects the sisters of silence #like first of all SoS are exclusively 1:1billion mutants with the blank gene you can’t just grab anyone #and they’re already sharing recruit pool with the Culexus Temple #but also don’t pretend you suddenly care about SoS or SoB when you’re just trying to pit bad bitches against each other #there’s no in-universe reason custodes can’t be women and you will not die because of it #like i’m willing to swallow all-male marines bc it’s explicitly a monastic (all male) knight inspired order #but for custodes it’s just grabbing babies to uplift into heroic champions to guard the emperor #no one with eyes can tell me seeing the stormcast lady kick the shit out of skaven didn’t do something for you #same deal with female custodes. their competency is not in question and it’s also kinda hot as a bonus

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flymmsy · 3 months

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When Durge and Gortash first start sleeping together, Gortash is not used to giving up control and just letting himself go. So when he finally has a partner he trusts, this man sings.

Durge at his neck - kissing, sucking, licking, biting - it drives Gortash insane. He presses his lips together to try to keep his composure, but a rumble escapes him. Then he’s all shaky breaths - first strained with his best efforts to steady himself - and then progressively faster and deeper until he’s slightly lightheaded. He cannot help but grind into them with desperate need.

At first, he fights the vulnerability in the way he knows best. He rambles, he runs his mouth through a million dirty promises - but they are increasingly a jumble of nonsense. He tells Durge he’s going to fuck them, and he feels their smirk against his skin.

Durge taking him in their hands. Gortash gasps like a whore, mouth lulling open. That’s when the moans truly start - Gortash no longer smothering them in his throat. Durge works him to overstimulation but refuses release - drawing the sweetest whimpers from him as they twist their hand around his tip just so.

And when Durge finally lets him climax? His brows furrow as he chokes, gasps, groans. As his orgasm builds, he pants desperately before exploding into wanton moans and growls at his release.

Gortash is simply an expressive man with a lot to say.

#vocal Gortash 4 life #especially rambling dirty talk Gortash #oh you’re going to fuck me so hard honey?#how are you going to do that when you’re whining like a desperate bitch in my hand?#durgetash #nsft #silly boy #enver gortash #bg3 #durgetash (flymmsy's version)

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samdeancrimespree · 4 days

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when that guy points at sam through the prison fence and goes “you’re mine, baby,” and sam just looks fucking perplexed and nods. and dean says (in his sleaziest voice) “don’t worry, sammy. promise i won’t trade ya for smokes.” we get it dean he’s Your property. Jesus Christ. a little surprising they weren’t all trying to call dibs on you too but it’s nice to know that your first response to hearing someone hit on your brother is that he’s already taken.

dean being. Entertained by the fact that sams roommate keeps “staring at him” is also just… unhinged

and then he immediately gets in a fight because some guy said One harsh word to sam. after SAM bumped into him. fucking freak

#sam might be a prison bitch but he’s Deans prison bitch #he’s so fucking weird oh my god #like obviously if anyone wanted sam they’d have to go through him #and dean wouldn’t trade him <3 #idk how you think your prettyboy ass is gonna establish your dominance over the rest of the population but sure. you’re the boss #samdean #spn studies #s2

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mumblesplash · 1 year

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this was supposed to be for my own reference but ended up looking pretty cool on its own so here have some eyeballs

#my art #…i’m not tagging all of them individually it’s just eyes #nosy neighbors #mean gills #bad boys #cLockers #see the thing is if i ever drew their eyes exactly like this on an actual drawing it would look weird #this is just like a template containing all the ingredients so i don’t forget how i draw them yk #bitches will draw scar looking sideways for absolutely no reason #its me im bitches #if you’re wondering why no TIES #i’m too tired and i still haven’t figured out impulse etho or skizz to a degree i’m happy with #but mostly tired #limited life

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mcmeasle · 16 days

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some of my favorite moments that made me loudly laugh

#NOT THE “CREEPY LITTLE GOALKEEPER #Jeremy you have my heart #Jean your inner monologue is unbeatable #Neil you’re such a bitch and I couldn’t love you more #dadmack central over here #the Neil and Jean parallels incredible #aftg #all for the game #jean moreau #neil josten #the sunshine court spoilers #the sunshine court #have this tagged as a spoiler but hopefully none of these are really much of a spoiler

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lucienarcheron · 3 months

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The idea that some people still think Nesta’s main traits are supposed to be bitchy, mean, and a hater…idk what to tell you but the whole point of her healing journey is to not be those things because all it did was hurt everyone around her and herself.

#nesta archeron #nessian #she herself thought it was wretched of her to behave this way because of her unhealed trauma #that she’s STILL working through #SHE didn't like being that way.#sometimes it's strange to see how people will glorify those traits of hers like it’s a good thing.#it’s not. that’s the whole point of acosf #why reduce her to some of her worst moments?#let her grow damn it #she can be a badass while not being an asshole #especially to the people who love her #and I’m not inviting hate or rude comments with this post.#if you’re not going to polite - save it. I’m not going to argue with you #and before any of you get offended thinking this is about you #it's not lol.#It's something I've seen more on instagram/tiktok than here but still see it and it's weird.#She can be firm and stand up for herself and a warrior and all those amazing things without reducing her to just being a bitch lol.#gp #random monday thoughts #I love my girl Nesta SO MUCH but she's so much more than her mean girl moments.#also knock it off with the weird cassian hate #he's the love of her life and her literal soulmate #'she's better off without him'#actually no she isn't lol. he's one of the MAIN reason she's able to get better and help herself #have some nuance and calm down lol

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whaliiwatching · 9 months

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Oh, apologies! Another question on the fic - just resting now after wisdom tooth surgery, woops - is "aces" Peter's slang or Hobie's? I swore Peter used it first, but obviously they're picking up eachothers slang now (vv cute btw).

don’t apologize!! i appreciate the interest so much!!

you’re right, “aces” is noir’s slang. the only time hobie says it is to reaffirm parker about the mosh pit—otherwise, he always uses “ace.” i just like that they have compatible but not identical slang. except also yes they would absolutely mirror each other’s slang over time omg

for you, a lil drawing of them arguing abt it <3

#spider man: across the spider verse #spider punk #spider noir #hobie brown #noirpunk #anesthesia is a bitch ain’t it #noir has big hands bc of brown-spider. you’re welcome #I FORGOT TO ADD MY SIGNATURE TOO MANY TAGS #their slang is important me <3 #especially noir’s bc i lovelovelove the insane history of the 20s #also physical touch!!!!!! aaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!#love it when personal space slowly becomes 0 #like ‘you. yes you. my space and your space is now Our Space’#communism at work fellas

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