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something about casphardt (crimson flower edition)
#fe3h#lindhart von hevring#caspar von bergliez#casphardt#crimson flower#edelgard von hresvelg#you me gas station
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HOT TOPIC
what are we getting for dinner? Hello kitty soda of course!
UH OH
somebody put a bong in our hot topic hello kitty soda
black out
wake up in a club
we’re surrounded by SCENE KIDS. ENERGETIC SCENE KIDS. You know what that means SCENE MOSH PIT
The stench draws in a toxic alt gatekeeper. What do we do? WE’RE GONNA ARGUE. Scene fight. Scene handed. Scene. NAKED??? OH YES PLEASE
we befriend the toxic alt gatekeeper after they opened up to us about their fear of being replaced. we ride it into a invader zim convention. RICHARD. STEVEN. HORVITZ.
SCENE REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? UHH, I THINK SO!
next thing you know, i’m reincarnated as 6arelyhuman. Then I turn into a bungee cord and springle into the sun. Black out again, wake up, eat some tidepods, WHITE OUT which i didn’t know you could do. Then smoked a joint. GREENED OUT. then turns INTO THE SUN
uh oh! looks like the monster is kicking in. OHOWJWOWOQOALANS DNAKMS
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YOU, ME, GAS STATION
#agent 4#neo agent 3#you me gas station#shitpost#gl2#gacha life 2#video#gacha splatoon#funny...I hope#splatoon#splatoon 2#splatoon 3#🌷gacha
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gas station sushi but i made the entire thing in p5 dialogue generator
this is at joker btw
#persona 5#p5#persona#ryuji sakamoto#you me gas station#gas station sushi#persona 5 ryuji#ryuji persona 5#persona 5 meme#persona 5 memes#this is like 22 separate images.
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henry and duncan being silly
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everybody go home. this is my magnum opus
#HELP THIS IS KILLING ME#the original version of this had hua cheng in a ‘i have a CRAZY wife she hates STUPID PEOPLE and LOVES DOGS and im NOT AFRAID TO USE HER’#but if hua cheng was at midwestern gas station number 472 in the novelty slogan tshirt aisle#she for sure would get some sort of ‘your wife (woman symbol) vs MY WIFE (wonder woman silhouette)’#or ‘trophy 🏆🏆 WIFE’#or possibly a ‘return to wife if lost’#or ‘i have a SMOKIN HOT wife’#or ‘im the BOSS til my WIFE gets home’#or ‘5 things you should know about my WIFE: 1. she is my queen 2. she is a bit crazy 3. she can whoop your ass#4. she says whatever she is thinking 5. mess with her and theyll never find your body’#or ‘i go to work so my wife can COLLECT SCRAPS’#or even at worst. ‘ my wife is the PRINCESS the mouse LOST’#xie lian would be initially embarassed. but you know her ass would be wearing a ‘proud PROPERTY of an AWESOME WIFE’ shirts @ heaven meetings#or ‘i’m not scared of ANYTHING - my WIFE is a CALAMITY’#which was sold as a metaphor for your wife being mean and powerful. but she wears it straight.#or even ‘im not GAY but my WIFE is’ lmfao#anyway.#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#hualian#hua cheng#xie lian#hualesbians#modern au#tgcf meme#my art#art#tgcf shitpost#lmao#mxtx
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HOT take but I am rotating a 27-year-old Mary in my mind, who isn't really fit for motherhood and doesn't stick around- but who blows through the bunker every once in a while with a group of rowdy young hunters and shitty gas station souvenirs, cleans her gun at the kitchen table, calls dean "baby", and leaves
#give me 27 year old Mart or give me death#like the dissonance here would have been soooooooo good can you imagine#Mary behaving almost exactly like Dean did back in the day (she's 27 dude)#but sometimes regressing into having a four year old#only her maternal instincts never aged past still illicitly living the life while having a toddler#but now dean is grown up and she doesn't have to take care of him or pretend to know how to cook#she just blows through town with shitty gas station souvenirs and the nostalgia for a life she wasn't equipped for#and is relieved to have gotten out of- one she relives a little heavily and doesn't have the tools to recreate or pantomime#also dean mommy issues winchester having to recon fully with a mother who is 15 years younger than him#spending his whole life yearning for motherhood and getting only a whisper#and having to face that#anyways that's the good supernatural that lives in my head#spn#Supernatural#mary winchester#mary posting
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He is a creature to me do you understand?
@lindentree @helsknight-daily
#spazzcat doodles#lindentree#helsknight-daily#helsknight#hermitcraft#helsmets#dragon!helsknight#i am tired and sore and i am coping with my new favorite wing-man#i was thinking really hard last night about how tired i am and it got me thinking about how sometimes you get so tired all you wanna do#is sit down and then i thought about how that would apply to wings and suddenly people with wings sounds like an olympic sport to me#could you imagine the energy it would take to hover#sure gliding on wind currents conserves energy but it's still the equivalent of holding your arms outstretched for a long time right?#anyway take all the scary what if you got tired stuff and flip it you know how after you get out of a pool and you've been swimming all day#you're just absolutely ravenous#what i'm getting at here is i bet you he descends on unsuspecting gas stations and makes off with all their snacks#the hermits wake up see helsknight and grian have broken in just to steal their high calorie chips and fuck off#that's it that's my vision
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Hey guys so I watched ManlyBadassHero play an indie horror gay called Beary The Hatchet. Might be a little fixated on this one. (The second I started getting into it I started drawing this for several hours straight and now my hand hurts like hell.
Genuinely in love with kirvia’s use of color theory
#beary the hatchet#beary#skinner#grizzly#grizz#indie horror game#I love how it’s in a convienience store#customer service that’s the real horror#serial killing? meh! The customers calling the fuzz on you if you don’t give them shit within 30s? DEAR GOD#genuinely accurate description of the gas station experience#water-ween is also very funny to me#I think this game was for a game jam tho so I don’t know if there’s gonna be more content 😭#also grizz is canonically butch???? as if this game could not get any better
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Mister Etho Slab, Preferably from the Hermits Hollow AU bc i don't know if we saw him in it yet, but i would love to see him in it as your local EthoGirl
A gas station sits sandwiched between spindly pines and an outstretched road. Its lights flicker a fluorescent off-white glare, illuminating the sole occupant inside the store: a bored looking cashier who alternates between flicking through his phone and reading a magazine. He waves when you enter, but otherwise pays no mind other than looking up every so often to make sure you’re not shoplifting. You get the sense that, even if you were, he’d shrug and keep reading anyways.
It only hits you, when you’re elbow deep in the coolers reaching for a drink, why the place feels so…off. It’s not that it’s midnight and you’re the only customer here. It’s not the constant droning buzz of fluorescent lights. It’s that you don’t remember how you got here, or why, or where you’re going after. You’re stuck in a transitional point, a liminal station being neither here nor there, existing only in the confines of where you were before and where you will be soon. Wherever that may be.
“You shouldn’t think about it too much,” the cashier says, unprompted. “Places like these aren’t meant to be thought about.” It’s the first time you’ve heard him speak. In fact, it’s the first time anyone’s said anything at all since you first entered.
You decide it’s for the best to just pay for your drink and leave.
#you 🤝 me#🤝 is us being ethogirls#anyways etho is a gas station cashier#no one seems to remember which gas station#but if you need anything from him just go into any one and hell be there#hermitcraft#hermitblr#hermitcraft fanart#mcyt#mcytblr#mcyt fanart#ethoslab#ethoslab fanart#hermits hollow au#majickthart
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also in terms of the bolas playlist it's fascinating to me that the songs added by each person have a slight tendency to represent a consistent aspect of bolas
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the songs added by slime are their chaos
the songs added by philza are their rebellion
the songs added by cellbit are their rage
the songs added by baghera are their anguish
it's so fucking FASCINATING TO ME but i don't know enough music theory to elaborate lmfao this is Vibes Only
(mouse's songs i can't boil down to an easy noun which is why they aren't mentioned lmao anyway they go hard asf)
(also i went on the longest fucking unhinged elaboration in the tags lmfao i almost didn't have enough tags left to tag "long tags" at the end
(i could have even gone on longer in terms of where their characters were at entering purgatory [philza: cage for a cage; cellbit: fed worker murders; baghera: her past as a federation experiment; slime: turning into a code because of the code pretending to be his daughter] but i ran out of space and also time it's 4AM AAAAA)
#qsmp#qsmp purgatory#this is a sweeping generalization btw esp for baghera's she added a WIDE variety of music#qsmp bolas#sorry i forgot that tag existed lmao#i will elaborate slightly:#slime added: find your flame; gas gas gas extended; waltz of the meatball man; foghorn sound effect#philza added: b.y.o.b.; throne; the melting point of wax#cellbit added: hayloft II; brazilian dança phonk (which roier literally played during purg while beating the shit out of bbh lmao)#baghera added: can you feel my heart; still waiting; and coincidentally she added 'it's been so long' (the fnaf song lol)#TO BE CLEAR THESE ARE GENERALIZATIONS#baghera also added the government knows [REBELLION] and oops [CHAOS]#philza added given up [ANGUISH]#cellbit added zombie [ANGUISH] and tokyo drift [CHAOS]#slime added as above so below [ANGUISH]#it's not a perfect category; ESPECIALLY for baghera's songs i want to make that so clear in these tags#HOWEVER. it is interesting.#anyway i went after lyrics for these examples but just generally when going through the playlist the first time#i kind of learned that like.#music to murder to was probably cellbit; punk millenial music was probably philza#the wackiest shit was probably slime (was shocked to find out tokyo drift was a cellbit song for this reason lmao)#baghera's i usually could only pin down bc it didn't sound like anyone else's#and mouse's added songs i could not describe the vibe if you threatened me for it but it has one#i guess the closest vibe is 'a college radio station run by anime fans' and even then it's not that close#it kinda excludes songs like the b//ad bun//ny songs#unless college anime fans are also fans of them in which case great!#IDK IT'S 4 AM I WAS JUST MAKING MYSELF SAD ABOUT TILIN I NEED TO GO TO SLEEP#shut up vic#block game brainrot#long tags
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wow another day already?? im not mentally prepared for this :,)
#actually bpd#actually mentally ill#bpd#bpd fp#actually borderline#bpd vent#bpd favorite person#bpd mood#bpd shitposting#bpd problems#i put in an application to a gas station/food place and they fucking denied me- im so upset#i have food experience i fucking work in a restaurant.. like what the fuck you mean#whatever.. fuck big corporations anyways#but i just wanted more moneyyyyy :(((((
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“Would you love me if I was a worm?” Duh. too easy. Pick something more repulsive like a gas station toilet or Weezer
#I’m allowed to say this because I’ve paid to watch Rivers Cuomo sing not once but TWICE#also would you love me if I was Weezer is infinitely funnier#me an individual is now every member of Weezer do u still like like us#also a gas station toilet is so kafkaesque#meme#shitpost#worm#would you love me if i was a worm#Weezer#rivers cuomo
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nobody tells you about the absolute FEAR you feel when walking past anyone aged under 25 in an alternative/"emo" outfit
#my absolute first time wearing anything actually alternative (not even that much so) TO THE GAS STATION NO LESS and i was terrified#i would show pix but i already took the outfit off + i don't have a full length mirror#maybe i'll draw an oc in the outfit to convey it to you all but anyway#WHY ARE SO MANY 12 YR OLDS OUT ON A RANDOM SUNDAY AFTERNOON???#i swear a kid pointed at me MY HEART FELL OUT OF MY ASS#but at least i didn't get shouted at or filmed apparently that happens a lot#well i'm gonna start dressing that more often so its only a matter of time °u°;;#zeno in alt fashions vs. the entirety of bumfuck nowhere england
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