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squoingycritter · 6 months

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“grace chastity was over reacting”

-me, a fool, only weeks before having a mental breakdown cause i wanna fuck a guy

#if you know me in real life no you don’t #you don’t see this #richie lipschitz #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #team starkid #grace chasity #max jagerman #gay

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roseytoesy · 1 year

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frick dude I’m brainrotting so bad…twst has my whole heart and my vore brain demands I write things for some characters… sorry not sorry if this makes no sense. It’s brain vomit.

Azul: “oh you want to make a deal?… o-oh a-are you sure about that? You’re sure you want that?? W-well a deals a deal… come on in?”

gulp! Gulp-

“a-ah! Please stop squirming so much! I-it feels… weird. are you alright?… what an odd human you are. Wishing to be in the belly of a monster- hey! stop hitting me! I get it I won’t call myself a monster! Please be gentle in there…” “you we’re surprisingly tasty and I will admit the weight you provided in my core was very pleasant… perhaps we could do this deal again?”

Floyd: “ne~ shrimpy wants to play? What are we playing? Oh? Hehe you wanna play in my belly? Sure just know I love to play with my food~”

slurp! Glurk! Gulp! Glk!

“Ahhh! Hmmmmm, shrimpys so tasty! Yummy yummy in my tummy! And your little squirms feel so nice. All mine, my little tasty squishy snacky! Hehehe that tickles! Urp”

“I liked squeezing you so close shrimpy! Made you all mine for a bit~ gonna haveta do this more often <3”

Jade: “oh is there something you wish to ask of me prefect? Oya? I’m sorry I must have bad saltwater in my ear. Mind repeating yourself? Fufufu~ I’ll be more than happy to fulfill your little request. On the house. I was in need of a snack anyway. Now come here my little morsel~”

slurp. Gulp! Glurk, gln

“Rrrp. Pardon me. You ok in there snack? Hmmmm. Yes do so keep wiggling, it feels wonderful. I’m sure azul won’t mind me taking my break a bit early tonight. It’s not often I get to indulge in such a tasty meal. A going to have to be careful you don’t fatten me up with how sweet you tasted. Fufufu~ I’m only joking. Wouldn’t want the headmaster to expel me. Relax prefect you’re fine I’ll release you in a few hours. I’m just having a bit of fun with my food. Oof! Hmmm yes always such fun reactions.”

“thank you for dining with us tonight prefect. Do come back soon. Fufufu. I look forward to some taste testing in the future~”

Jamil: “hmmm? Is there something you need from me perfect? Y-you what?! Let me get this straight, you want me to swallow you whole? But why? Ok, ok. You’re so weird.”

gulp! glrn

“I-urp, excuse me, please don’t move much in there… it’s, I don’t even know how to describe it. Just please don’t move. I have other things to do, yes other chores... I’ll let you out when you’re ready I guess.”

“I’ll never understand why you would want something like that, but lucky for you I won’t ask anymore. Your taste is quite divine, I might want to indulge in this in the future if your still willing~”

Kalim: “hi prefect! How are you today! Huh you want to ask me something of course go ahead! Huh?! Sorry I thought you asked me to eat you. Y-you did…. Uhhhhh, I mean… well yes I could I just don’t-I don’t want you to get hurt. Promise me you’ll tell me if anything goes wrong ok?”

glup! gulp!

“Oh wow, that tickles! Brup! Sorry about that. You ok in there? Oh that’s great to hear! What’s it like? Is it weird? I imagine it’s all dark, sorry I can’t help with that part. Hehe, glad you’re having fun in there. I do have to admire it feels rather nice! Thank you for letting me help you and letting me experience something so different and new!”

“glad you’re alright! Hey! Maybe we can go flying next time to see if it feels any different! Or add some spices onto your skin- what do you mean thats weird? It will be fine as long as Jamil doesn’t find out!”

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magic-loveydovey · 9 months

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I have to leave them and fly back home in a couple hours and it feels like my heart is being ripped outta my chest :(((((

#you don’t see this #I love them so much #I can’t stand to be without them :(((

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giggle-bee · 4 months

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when you try to wreck someone to ignore your lee mood and then you instantly crumble the second tickles are mentioned

#you don’t see this #honey #hivemind #hmph 😤

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glassand-grass · 4 months

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god I need some nasty, earth shattering sex

#you don’t see this

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shizukasmack · 8 months

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#just ignore me #you don’t see this

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shipsgaysfordays · 1 year

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wouldn’t it be so funny, like so fucking funny, if (as a prank for april fools) someone like idk kissed me

just a prank though

just a prank

or, even better, someone loved me AS A PRANK…..getting desperate tbh

*spiders in a trench coat with a misha mask scurry away*

#shippy shitposting #you don’t see this #no you do not #definitely just jokes

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anxiety-keeps-me-from-murder · 1 year

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Some nights are just so hard

Some nights I just don’t want to sleep

I think my depression creeps back into my chest when I’m not looking, and it pulls me to my knees

#my words #you don’t see this #I’m sorry

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pixiemage · 7 months

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Please, for the love of god, please don’t be this person. No matter how long it’s been since an update, no matter how many unfinished stories are sitting on their account, no matter what - do not be this person.

Not only is it insanely rude, but you also do more damage than you think be being such a self-entitled ass about something someone created for free and for fun. “This author” can see what you say.

RIP decency indeed.

#Archive of our Own #Ao3 #Ao3 Comments #Writing #Fanfiction #Fanfic Writing #I wrote over 100k on that fic before burnout took hold #I poured my heart into what I did manage to finish #adhd’s a bitch that doesn’t always let me write what I want to write but I got that far #don’t make me feel ashamed because you didn’t get to see the ending

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zytes · 5 months

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this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

#misc #I encourage anyone dyslexic to try rotating him in your mind. I can’t do that; which is why I’m asking you to.#also: a bunch of tags are surprised this isn’t ‘shopped #it’s the lighting. backlit by the sun (which is diffused through the water) but also forelit artificially #the artificial light - a flash pack or something - casts a hard shadow under the creatures arm #which normally wouldn’t be possible if backlit by the SUN; you’d see a less-hard/more-fragmented shadow above water #as light sources ‘compete’ in a sense - and since there aren’t any light sources which can outshine the literal sun #it looks a bit weird when the darkest shadow is being cast from any other origin point - which is what’s essentially happening here #I don’t know the mechanics of how light travels through water; but I know the effect is substantial even with relatively short distances #also: it’s been balanced and color corrected by the author of the photo - who made deliberate choices to bring out the full potential #so it’s not like it’s a fresh and untouched export #but the kind of ‘tacked on’ appearance of the creature is a result of the lighting conditions within the image

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gatorinator · 2 months

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“Walrus on your doorstop” this “fairy’s more unrealistic” that my professor just uttered the sentence “there was one day I found a real octopus in my backyard” this man hasn’t left Utah his entire life. How was there an octopus in his backyard in Utah. He then said “I do not have time to elaborate we need to cover a lot today in class” GIRL WHAT DO YOU MEEAN

#al speaks #we are fifteen minutes into class and still haven’t had any class cuz he was telling a story. wdym you don’t have time for the octopus story #stop class I want to know everything. I guess he would say he would be more surprised to see a fairy than a walrus #walrus or fairy

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magic-loveydovey · 5 months

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I feel like it’s been a while since I gushed about my love here and that simply won’t do, so:

I love my boyfriend so so so so so so so much 💞💞💞💗

Eee they’re the prettiest and the sweetest and most adorable and they make me super super happy and they’re always there for me when I’m feeling down and just eeee they’re so so so amazing

And they teases me and makes me all flustereds and giddy, and then become literally the most adorable thing on the whole planet when they get flustered, plus they gets flustered at just random things sometimes

And they act all silly with mes and talks about random things with me. Omg them going on rants is the best I love hearing about stuffs they know and learning new things from them is great

And they care so much and always make sure I’m comfortable and safe and just they’re so considerate and it’s eee

I just love them so so much 🩵💞🩵💞🩵💞🩵💞🩵

#i love you ❤️#my sweet boy #I gushed a lot here whoops #you don’t see this #I can’t wait to be with you in person again

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seraphdreams · 3 months

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You and your thing for older men. You still tryna fuck Omi?

-Waka

what can i say? older men are just more fun n have much more experience <3 besides, i’m only down if omi’s down.

#everyone look away #you don’t see this #seraph.replies!#seraph.wakasa!

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chloesimaginationthings · 4 months