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found this in my drafts is this anything
#whump tropes#bear with me#idk what this was but I think I was onto something#whump community#do we have anyth here babes????#????#you didn’t see my bias shhhh#all tropes are valid im just being silly hete ok#forceful caretaker#supREMEEE
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Do you find Saihara's characterization weird in chapter 6? Because I do :( He's become super confident, optimistic, and leader-like too fast, especially if you compare to ch5 and before...I understand that in the last chapter all protags get pumped up to end the killing game but...he's quoting Momota and he also developed a 'hunch' like him...even Harukawa says 'sometimes you're so much like Kaito' pls no I like Saihara the way he is, meaning, not like Momota :( but that's just my opinion! ^^
Shuichi's characterization is all over the place. It's not even like... "he's inconsistent because humans are inconsistent" or whatever, it's literally just that his personality changes whenever the narrative needs it to without anything but loose, barely-there excuses to try and justify why it happens.
Chapter 1:
No problems with believing in his detective work, he's actually quite shockingly confident in them for how much he downplays them.
His actual problem is not thinking his skills are where they should be according to professional standards, which is an accurate assessment if the rest of the game is anything to go by actually.
Calls Kaito a reckless idiot for doing something reckless and idiotic. This is the only time he does this.
Learns a lesson?? I guess?? The lesson was apparently supposed to be "don't be afraid to reach for the truth" but it came off more like "you shouldn't let everyone die just because you liked Kaede the most, picking favorites and having bias is bad because you have a duty to remain unbiased so everyone doesnt die"
Then everyone conveniently forgets that he was willing to let them die.
Chapter 1 was the best for his characterization except for the trial. I wish he had acted like this throughout the entire game.
Let him investigate. Dear god why doesn't the detective investigate, or even cast doubt?
Chapter 2:
Kaito is starting to become his Bro now. He's not super biased like in later chapters, but you can start to see it happening.
This is the chapter where he tells everyone not to let their biases get in the way of logic, which is funny considering what he's like in other chapters.
Big sad about Kaede, but a few of the characters (Ryoma, Tenko) comfort him so he's choosing to turn this tragedy into a growth moment. I guess it's kinda like what Chihiro did, except a girl had to die for it and he didn't get brained with a dumbbell at the end.
He's the nicest to everyone in this chapter. Don't worry, it won't last long :)
If he had kept the weird sort of optimism he had during this chapter plus the logical thinking instead of leaning into the angst he might've actually developed and Kaede's death might've been worth a damn.
Chapter 3
Maki gets the spotlight so there's not much to say except for the fact that he's gotten super awkward and is getting progressively dumber.
Honestly Maki is kind of right when she keeps calling him a dumbass for asking questions with very obvious answers.
Literally how the fuck did he ever solve infidelity cases when he can't even figure out shit that's this basic.
Smh.
Oh yeah, the odd hopefulness is gone now. It's buried next to my hope of him turning out to be an interesting character.
Put your hat back on if you're gonna angst again emo boy.
Investigation? Dont know her. I only know the Grind 💯 and hanging out with the Bros 😤👊
Chapter 4:
One of his worst chapters. I fucking hate this chapter.
Everyone patted him on the back before the trial and it felt shoehorned in. I'm not even sure why they did it honestly?
Kokichi = Evil
Kaito & Maki = Good
But dont worry guys, he's totally not biased or anything! (/s)
He's mega biased.
During the trial he has a lot of confidence, like the good kind he had back in Chapter 2. Especially when he lied and when he stood his ground against Kaito. He'll be punished by the narrative for going against Kaito, but for now I'll enjoy his limp-dicked rebellion.
Apparently he cares for Gonta except he never once talked to him during the main story and even insulted Gonta in his head during their FTEs. When did he start to care about Gonta? He didn't, but now he does I guess.
Chapter 5:
Another bad chapter. Hate this too
Officially graduated from Kaito's Bro to Kaito's Simp.
Also his confidence is entirely dependent on Kaito. When Kaito wants him to do something, he's sure Kaito's plan will work and gives him all of his support. If Kaito expresses displeasure, he's ashamed of himself and has no confidence. I-... y'know sometimes I genuinely worry about their dynamic.
Kokichi = Evil ×2 combo
No detective work or reasoning. Why would the gofer project want a cosplayer to go to space and preserve humanity? Or an ex murderer? Or an assassin? Or a detective? Are they going to be solving space crimes? Shuichi should have been so god damn suspicious- the MOST suspicious, even- but he's practically braindead at this point in the story.
Investigation skills, when will you return from the war?
Goes from suicidal to "uwu I'm a hopeful student of Hope's Peak Academy" way too quickly for someone with supposed confidence issues.
Seriously, how did he go from "the world has been destroyed and I cant fix it so I might as well die" to "yeah! we will definitely fix it! we dont know how yet, but we'll totally do it because we're Ultimates even though in Chapter 1 I didnt even think I deserved to be an Ultimate but shhhh" so quickly?
Kiibo and Shuichi kinda sounded like Kaede when they saw the Hope's Peak Flashback and it's so fucking weird because there's no justification for it
Chapter 6:
Literally what was this chapter
Why did it take Kiibo threatening to blow up the school to get him to investigate the mastermind again? 9 people have died since Chapter 1, but he acted as though he couldn't do anything about it. He even says he "can only help after people die", but Chapter 1 disproved that because he literally almost caught the mastermind without anyone dying so-
At least he investigated, I guess. It's sad that a detective investigating is considered a miracle, but here we are.
During the trial he's rapidly switching from hopeful to suicidal to hopeful again and it gives me so much whiplash, like god damn. Chill out a bit, buddy.
Much like the now-late Kaito, Shuichi tries to convince everyone to die with him to make some sort of stand against TDR. Somehow this worked and they also somehow didn't die and we aren't given justification for either.
The confidence came from the fact that the narrative needed him to be confident. That's it. There's literally no justification for this. There's no justification for anything, honestly.
What even was that ending, like what the fuck was that? None of their arcs got wrapped up at all...
So basically
Shuichi is confident but he's not but only when Kaito believes in him but he can stand against Kaito when he needs to and also he's not actually confident and Kaito needs to baby him. Shuichi is also not biased because he learned a lesson about that, unless your name is Kaito, Maki, or Kokichi, in which case he is incredibly biased to the point of putting the lives of other people on the line, but he wants everyone to survive because he learned a lesson about that. He's also incredibly dismissive of most of the cast in his head, to the point of being cold, but it should be noted that Shuichi really cares about his friends and is really nice and supportive of others. He's a big doormat except for when he doesn't want to be, unless it involves Kaito, because then he is always a sidekick except for when he isn't.
Hope that cleared things up! As you can see Shuichi is a very consistent character :) (/s)
-tech
#asks#defective detective#ive probably missed a lot but im going off my bad memory#i gotta rewatch the whole game again sooner or later#its been a while#but this is what i can remember anyway
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Who Am I?
The marauders put two and two together.
They knew that Remus was alone, and just needed to feel loved.
So that's what they did.
When they got back to where they were camping, they started up the fire again and got the story of what happened from Remus.
If it wasn't for Sirius holding his hand Remus would have run away again“i came out and- and my dad was angry. He threw pictures of our family across the room, broke vases, chairs, and the coffee table. He burned all photos that had me in them.....” Remus paused. It still hurt to tell the story. But now, he was safe. He was with his friends. “he- get threatened me. Called me a disgrace, disappoint, fag, so on....... My mom wasn't happy about this. She agreed with what he said but didnt like the way he was reacting by breaking things.... She cared more about a vase than her child..... ” Remus trailed off, leaving it at that.
He wasn't going to say what happened next.
“he hurt you didn't he” Peter said, putting a hand over his mouth.
Remus nodded
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The 4 marauders fell alseep about 5am. They were up all night talking, and ended up all in a bundle, hugging.People say that love has to be shown in words.
But Remus Lupin knows this isnt true.
When Remus Lupin is around bia friends, he feels loved. Even if thy are just sitting there.
He feels loved.
He feels wanted.
He feels cared for.Remus grew up where love was a sore topic. Love was girl and boy. Not girl and girl or boy and boy.
Remus thought gays were brave. He thought they're cool.
He looked up to them.
He knew he was onw of them when he met Sirius Black
He knew he was in love.
But he didnt tell anyone.
He kept it a secret.
He put on a mask.
He hid who he was.
And he hated itRemus Lupin is the friend that waits for you when you tie youe shoe.
Remus Lupin is rhe friend that listens when you need to talk.
Remus Lupin is the one that's scared to be him.
Remus lupin is the one that loves everyoneRemus Lupin is who we need more of in this world."THIS IS RUBISH!" Sirius yelled, running a hand through his hair. "how does this stuff even work!??"
It was summer, and the sun was setting. Remus, Sirius, James, and Peter were camping in the woods, something they did every summer. Dora Potter gave James some little challenge things for them to do, and some were harder than others.
The first one was to do something no one has done before. This one was easy, mainly because of Sirius' wild imagination. He came up with the idea to turn into his dog form (also known as snuffles) when on a broom with James, whilst Remus and Peter set off fireworks. It was somwthing else, and if you didn't know the marauders, it'd seem really weird.
"were lucky this stuff won't be on O.W.L.s " Peter said as he syarywd handing out some snacks he bought.
"bloody hell, theres O.W.L.s next year!" James said, looking up from the paper he had been staring at. "im not ready for those-" they were all sitting around the fire, which was the only source of light other than the moon and stars in the sky (and their wands, but the only one that remembered that was Remus)
Remus hasn't looked up from the paper, yet was listening to everything in the conversation. He was thinking about the question on the paper that Sirius was yelling about. He didnt know what to put for it.
Who are you?
At first, the boys thought the answer was there name. But then, they realized the question had much more to it.
Who are you? What parts are you made of? What Makes you different?
James and Peter had found a few things to write down, but Remus, nor Sirius, couldn't think of anything.
'what am I?' he had said when they got to this challenge. 'a werewolf?' he finished, rubbing the back of his neck. He had almost said 'monster' but stopped himself. He knew that wouldnt go over too well.....
He truly had no idea what to write.
Peter had written how he wad a good listener, how he was caring and kind, and how he knew small things about his friends that not many people knew.
James had written about how he was a believer. He believed in himself and his friends, and someimes even his peers. (If they weren't a Slytherin that was. He really didnt like Slytherins.) He wrote that he would never give up on his friends and trusts them with his life.
Sirius was also having trouble thinking about things, because of where he came from. He wasn't loved or cared for by anyone other than the Potters or his friends.
James and Peter went to get some more snacks from the tent when Remus and Sirius stayed at the fire, Remus never looking up from the paper. "I DONT KNOW WHO I AM!" Sirius yelled, throwing his arms into the air. "I DONT KNOW!"
Even though Remus wasn't showing it, he was just as frustrated as Sirius was. He was starting to get mad at James' mom for giving them these challenges.
After 5 minutes James and Peter came back to the fire, holding bunches of foods and snacks. Remus didn't eat anything though, He said he wasnt hungry.
After about half an hour, Sirius came up with some things, saying that he was different and indepenident. It made sense, he was the first non-Slytherin in his family. "your brave " Remus said, looking up from the paper for the first time. "your brave for going back to that place every summer" Sirius looked into Remus' eyes for a second before nodding and writing that down. A little flutter of hope had gone through him when remus had said that he was brave.
Remus wished he could say that HE was brave. Yeah, he had moments when he was brave, but most of the time he was a loser. His mind flashed to a month ago, when summer had just stared. The month he wished never happened.
That's when evwrything went down hill. He hadnt told anyone about what happened thought. Just kept it to himself.
His friends didn't need to know he was homeless.
That's when Remus wrote something on the paper for the first time.
He curled the y at the end of the word aroundd the bottom of it, making the word be underlined with the y's tail. He stared down at the word and sighed. It was who he was and he couldn't change that.
The word was gay.
.
.
.
After the word gay, remus wrote a few things the other said. Brave. Smart. Kind
In small print off to the side though, Remus had a wrote things he didn't want anyone to see.
alone, monster, disappointment, failure, ugly....
Most of the list is what he got told when he came out. None of it was from his friends, but more of less his parents.
Remus kept adding to the list, adding homophobic slurs he got called by others, and other hurtful things that he knew he was, no matter what people told him.
Its was about 2 in the morning when Sirius feel asleep, then about 2:30 when peter and Remus fell asleep. James, who was still wide awake, notices the small handwriting in the corner of Remus' parchment. He read the words.
Alone.
Monster.
Disappointment
Failure.
Ugly.
Faggot.
Mistake.
Accident.
Unlovable.
Unnoticed.
Homeless
James bit his lip and looked over at Remus. He was hugging himself in his sleep.
'hes homeless?' james thought to himself, setting the parchment back where Remus had set it.
James didn't know what to do, or what to think. So he woke Sirius up.
"whadyawantProngs" Sirius muttered. He and james were farther away from the team and fire, james didn't want anyone to heae them. (He mainly didnt want Remus to know he read the paper).
"its about Remus " james said. "i didnt know who else to tell, but he wrote really bad things about himself Sirius. He isn't ok." James paused and looked at Sirius, who now looked worried. "he wrote a monster, and that he's ugly and a disappointment and an accident and a f-" James couldnt being himself tk say the word. "he said he was homeless, Sirius. Something happened. He needs help
Sirius sighed and rubbed his eyes. "lets talk about this tomorrow. Right now Rey is with us, and he's safe. Well ask him a out it tomorrow. Er- later today I guess
James nodded and started walking back to the tent.
But when they got there, the fire was out, and Remus was gone.
All they found was a sobbing Peter.
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"h-he r-ra-ran" Peter stumbled around the words, trying to stop sobbing. He couldnt believe what had happened. He could barely remember it. He had told the story to the best of his ability. At this point he was just repeating things.
Not long after James and Sirius left, Remus had woken up. He saw the paper had gotten moved and started freaking out mentally.
Thats when it happened
Thats when Lyall(a/n: sorry if its spelt wrong) Lupin apreared.
Thats when Remus screamed, but it was muffled but his father putting his hand over his sons mouth. Peter woke at Remus' scream, and watched everything that happened under his eyelashes, not daring to open his eyes anymore.
Peter heard the words Remus' dad spoke.
Peter heard the quiet sobs Remus let out.
Peter heard Remus call his name.
Peter heard the calls for help.
"Remus?" he muttered, acting like he had just woken up. He sat up and rubbed his eyes, then acted like he was just seeing the sence before him for the first time.
Before Peter could say anything else, Remus' father dropped Remus and disappeared again.
Peter went over to Remus. "are you ok? Should I get the oth-"
Remus had fun before Peter could finish the sentence.
"shhhh Pete it wasnt your fault, calm down " James said, slightly hugging his friend.
Peter nodded. It took a a few minutes, but soon he had calmed down.
"we need to find him " Sirius said. He had beem staring at the paper remus had wrote on, re-reading everything on it. He was almost in tears. He couldnt believe anything that Remus had written.
It hurt his heart.
"i agree. Peter, did you see what direction he went in?"
Peter nodded and started walking in the direction Remus went in.
Sirius' hands were shaking. He had tears in his eyes that broke free when they couldnt find Remus. "we'll never find him..." he said, sitting on a rock.
Thats when he heard it.
Crying.
"Rey?" Sirius looked around. There was no one there. "hey James? Did you bring the cloak?"
James looked at Sirius. "yeah. Why do you ask?"
Sirius bit his lip slightly. He knew where Remus was. "no reason " he lied, getting up. He walked between some trees that were behind the rock he had been sitting on and saw the log.
"rey?" the cries stopped.
Sirius sighed and sat on the log, right next to where Remus would be if he could be seen. That's when he felt him.
Remus had put his head on Sirius' shoulder. Sirius could hear the cries, he could feel Remus trying to catch his breath.
Thats when James came back to where Sirius and Remus were. He sat on the other side of Remus and reached out to pull the cloak off Remus.
Sirius hugged Remus, the james hugged him too, waving Peter over.
If there was anything Remus needed right now, it was love.
And that's what the other marauders would give.
.
.
.
The marauders put two and two together.
They knew that Remus was alone, and just needed to feel loved.
So that's what they did.
When they got back to where they were camping, they started up the fire again and got the story of what happened from Remus.
If it wasn't for Sirius holding his hand Remus would have run away again
“i came out and- and my dad was angry. He threw pictures of our family across the room, broke vases, chairs, and the coffee table. He burned all photos that had me in them.....” Remus paused. It still hurt to tell the story. But now, he was safe. He was with his friends. “he- get threatened me. Called me a disgrace, disappoint, fag, so on....... My mom wasn't happy about this. She agreed with what he said but didnt like the way he was reacting by breaking things.... She cared more about a vase than her child..... ” Remus trailed off, leaving it at that.
He wasn't going to say what happened next.
“he hurt you didn't he” Peter said, putting a hand over his mouth.
Remus nodded
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The 4 marauders fell alseep about 5am. They were up all night talking, and ended up all in a bundle, hugging.
People say that love has to be shown in words.
But Remus Lupin knows this isnt true.
When Remus Lupin is around bia friends, he feels loved. Even if thy are just sitting there.
He feels loved.
He feels wanted.
He feels cared for.
Remus grew up where love was a sore topic. Love was girl and boy. Not girl and girl or boy and boy.
Remus thought gays were brave. He thought they're cool.
He looked up to them.
He knew he was onw of them when he met Sirius Black
He knew he was in love.
But he didnt tell anyone.
He kept it a secret.
He put on a mask.
He hid who he was.
And he hated it
Remus Lupin is the friend that waits for you when you tie youe shoe.
Remus Lupin is rhe friend that listens when you need to talk.
Remus Lupin is the one that's scared to be him.
Remus lupin is the one that loves everyone
Remus Lupin is who we need more of in this world.
#Remus Lupin#Sirius Black#James Potter#peter pettigrew#Marauders#angst#lgbtq#wolfstar#self hate#love#Harry Potter
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@rivalbede commented …me? you can delete this if you have nothing to say ajshsh ⊱⊱ Url Meme Thing ⊰⊰
My Opinion on;
Character in general: OKAY at first looking at Bede until the moment they FINALLY said their pronoun, I swore they were a female. Idk, I was kind of like “okay? this person is here and is kinda a jerk? Okay?” I didn’t hate Bede but I wasn’t a fan of them.
How they play them: I loooveee Dee. The mischievous fae-type.I adore all the background information and the love put into Dee makes her even more enjoyable to see on the dash! Tbh, wayyy better than canon 13/10
The Mun: I haven’t talked too much with Misha but all the interactions have been wonderful! And slightly bias since they commissioned me but shhhh totally not bias idk what you are talking about. 10/10 need to talk more!
Do I:
RP with them: yesss
Want to RP with them: Always!
What is my;
Overall Opinion: Honestly, interacting with Dee has been so wonderful from the crack posts to our serious threads ( which I need to reply to oof ) and it’s been amazing with the asks enabling me to grow things more ;v; Misha was one of the first to interact with me when this blog was newer and I’m so happy it happened 🧡 quality beyond quality
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Hiiii. I don’t know if you are taking prompts but anyways. Can you write about the first day Keith and Shiro together when Shiro adopted him? I love everything you write💕
Hello!! This was the cutest prompt ever and I could have written like 10K just for day 1 but alas I didn’t have eternity. Still, I love baby Keith so much and Shiro does too. Thanks for this nonny and I’m so happy you enjoy my writing! Please enjoy!
x.V.x
Thiswas it.
Theywere finally home.
After agrueling flight that felt like it lasted ten years, and the chaos of baggageand airports, Shiro had finally made it to his parents. Who, of course, bothstarted crying upon seeing the precious bundle in the carrier that Shiro washolding. Even if his dad denied it, Shiro saw tears in the man’s eyes themoment Shiro had placed Keith in his arms.
Unsurprisingly,Keith had been quite fussy about the chaos and the strangers that were tryingto hold him. Shiro nearly panicked, feeling guilty that he had to take Keithout of his mother’s arms so quickly. But she had kindly reassured Shiro thatKeith was being perfectly reasonable.
“Notonly is there a lot of noise, but he’s finally just gotten used to you and now completestrangers are trying to hold him,” She laughed, and wiped away her tears ofjoy. “He’ll get used to us soon enough. For now, make sure he’s perfect withyou.”
It hadbeen one of the happiest moment of their lives: meeting their grandson for thefirst time. Their family was almost complete. They were just missing Kuro…
Shirodidn’t let his thoughts linger on his KIA brother. Today was a happy day and hewould have time to mourn his brother later. For now, he was focusing on bondingwith Keith.
Afterhis parents dropped them off at home, and spent a few hours making sure Shirohad everything he needed with several meals precooked for him, they left him tobe alone with his new son. Shiro was thankful for the space but at the sametime he was terrified. He was trulyalone now.
Intheir home.
Forover two hours Shiro did nothing more than stare at Keith as the baby slept inhis arms, too afraid that any movement would wake the baby. Keith wasn’t afussy baby but it did take time for him to fall asleep and Shiro did not wantto repeat that until bedtime.
Shirobarely breathed, mostly in awe of his son.
His son.
Shirohad a son.
A warmfluttering pooled in his stomach, making Shiro grin as wide as he could, whilehe continued watching his son. He knew it was real the moment Keith had beenplaced into his arms, but Shiro finally felt like a father.
He finallyunderstood what his dad and mom had been trying to explain to him for weeksnow. He was a father finally, now that he was home, and he was in love.
Keithwas the most precious, the most wonderful, and the most beautiful baby in theworld. And no, Shiro was not bias.This was the truth.
EventuallyKeith woke up and he was hungry. His blue eyes never lingered on anything fortoo long, even Shiro’s face but Shiro could tell that Keith was getting hungryby the expression on his face. He kicked his skinny little legs out from underthe blanket and Shiro felt his heart squeeze.
Despitehis round cheeks and full face, the rest of Keith wasn’t nearly as chubby. Infact, a majority of Keith’s body felt too skinny to Shiro. If he thought thatholding a baby was terrifying, then holding Keith was like holding glass. Anywrong move and Shiro could accidentally crush him. He might not have beenaround too many babies, but Shiro knew that most babies had some bit of fat onthem. Keith seemed to have none.
Hesitantly,Shiro had asked for a reason. The headmistress had a file ready for Shiro if hewanted, but Shiro had opted out in knowing everything. For now. All she had told him was that Keith was malnourished and severelyunderweight before coming to the orphanage. It nearly broke Shiro’s heart, buthe nodded along as the headmistress explained that Keith would need to see aphysician and nutritionist to get Keith’s weight back up.
She hadsmiled brightly and assured Shiro that she had no doubt Keith would be at ahealthy weight in no time with Shiro. She had full confidence in Shiro and Shirohad to look away in embarrassment.
Whichmeant he was going to do everything in his power to make sure Keith was never hungry again.
He gotup from the couch, shifting Keith to hold his head up, ignoring how his stomachflipped when his fingers traced along every vertebrae in his spine.
“Shallwe get you something to eat? Does that sound good?” Shiro asked softly when heentered the kitchen. Keith said nothing but he did manage a weak slap to Shiro’schest. “I agree. Food is very important baby.”
Shiroheaded over to the first cabinet in the kitchen, shifting Keith so that hecould open the door with one hand. Only to find no baby food.
Shirofrowned, and then he looked at Keith who was staring at the empty cabinet.
“Oh,wrong cabinet.” Shiro laughed and closed the door. He moved across the kitchento the next cabinet, cooing when Keith’s fingers curled around the collar ofhis shirt. This cabinet was alsoempty.
“Um,oops,” Shiro laughed again, scratching his head. He knew there had to be babyfood somewhere in the kitchen. Keith was just old enough to start solids andShiro had bought a ton a week before leaving for Korea.
He had,hadn’t he?
Yeah.
Right?
Shirofound himself opening three more cabinets. All of which had no baby food. By then, he was beginningto panic and he walked as quickly as he could around the kitchen. All thewhile, Keith was bunching up Shiro’s shirt with a tiny fist.
“Oh mygod, I didn’t buy food,” Shiro said when another cabinet had no baby food init. His eyes widened while he leaned back against a counter. “Oh my god. Iforgot. I must have forgotten to buy food. And you’re hungry but you can’t haveanything else! Or maybe you can? Do you think you can eat a banana or apples?”Shiro looked down at Keith, feeling quite frazzled. Keith was finally lookingat Shiro, with one hand still around Shiro’s shirt and his legs bunched up toShiro’s arm.
“Bananasshould be good for babies? I mean isn’t that what baby food is? And obviouslyyou can’t have full apples, but you should be able to have mushed apples,”Shiro babbled nervously. “I can’t believe I forgot to buy food! How could Iforget? Oh, please don’t hate me. This is my first day and I promise to dobetter tomorrow.”
Keithmerely blinked at Shiro for a second before stuffing Shiro’s collar in hismouth.
“Oh no,”Shiro whispered on the verge of tears. “You’re so hungry that you’re going toeat my shirt. I’ve failed you.” Shiro moaned and grabbed at a random cabinet.With a harsh tug, he opened the door and blinked.
Therein the cabinet was dozens upon dozens of jars of baby food. Store-bought andhomemade.
“Oh,”Shiro whispered.
So he had bought baby food.
Keithspat out Shiro’s wet collar.
x.V.x
“Hm,you know, I realize you are young and creative and I don’t want to dissuade yourcreativity but I don’t believe mushy peas and bananas are clothing items.”Shiro commented with a grunt. Currently he was struggling against thesix-month-old to clean up piles of baby food off Keith’s face. Unfortunately,much of the food was in Keith’s hair which meant he would need a bath.
Shirohad heard horror stories about bathtime from his mother and he shuddered.
“I know,I know. Daddy is a mean old fart and you’re just rebelling against the system,”Shiro commented when Keith grunted loudly. He wiggled in his highchair, tryingto get away from the wet cloth near his face. “However, I cannot condoneletting you wear peas.”
Keithgrabbed a handful of his food and waved his arms, flinging the food towardsShiro. Shiro braced himself for impact, allowing the wet food to hit him with asmack! He would rather clean it offhim, than off the carpet behind him.
Note to self: rip out carpets until Keith is25.
He hadn’trealized that carpets were the worst investment of his life until now.
“I knowsweetheart, how about one more bite?” Shiro scooped up the last of the bananasout of the jar. Keith huffed loudly wiping his hands all across his dirtyhighchair. Shiro had managed to get Keith to eat ten whole bites, which heconsidered a success, while the rest was smeared all over Keith, himself andthe highchair.
Thankfully,Keith opened his mouth and swallowed the last spoonful.
“You’reamazing sweetheart!” Shiro cheered happily before he scooped Keith out of hischair. He didn’t care that Keith was smearing food all over him, but when Keithbounced happily in his arms, Shiro grinned brightly. “I’m so proud of you.”
x.V.x
Shirowas staring at the small bath chair in horror. He was dangling Keith by his armpits, making sure to hold his neck and head. Shiro nose scrunched up when aparticular smell drafted towards him and he nearly gagged.
“Keith,that is your bath chair. It’s meant for baths,” Shiro moaned quietly. “It’s nota toilet. I know you think that just because you go in your diaper meansanything is a toilet, but it’s not. And now I have to clean that and still give you a bath.” Shiro saidsoftly. He looked into Keith’s eyes as the six-month-old blinked owlishly.
Shiro’seyes narrowed. “I think you did that on purpose. Thinking I wouldn’t give you abath.”
Keithblinked again.
“Well,you’re still getting a bath,” Shiro nodded determined, already bring Keith overto a counter to clean him up. His eyes darted over to the mess in the tub. “AfterI clean up your chair…”
x.V.x
“Iknow, I know, shhhh, shhhh. It’s okay. You’re okay.” Shiro soothed softly.However, Keith’s cries only continued to increase in volume and length andShiro could feel exhaustion in his bones. He jumped and cursed again when aparticularly loud crack of thunder followed, sending Keith into a new fits ofscreams.
Of course there would be a thunderstorm onKeith’s first night home. Nothing could ever go right.
“Ohbaby, it’s okay. Daddy’s got you. You’re safe. Shhh.” Shiro bounced Keith inhis arms and winced when Keith shrieked loudly. His heart was cracking at thebig, fat tears rolling down Keith’s red cheeks. How he wished that he couldmake the storm stop and take away all of Keith’s fears away. But unfortunately,he never inherited the ability to control weather.
“I knowyou’re scared sweetheart, I know,” Shiro whispered again and gently pushed thetuff of hair on Keith’s head back. He’d been up for four hours since the stormhad started trying to calm Keith down. Keith hiccupped and let out anothermighty wail, creating a spider web of cracks in Shiro’s heart.
“It’svery scary, but you’re okay,” Shiro said, bouncing Keith again. “Daddy willkeep you safe. I promise. You’re okay.” Shiro was at his wit’s end. He was moreconcerned that Keith was going to make himself sick if he kept crying, than thelack of sleep he was getting this night. Shiro had wanted his first day in hisforever home to be perfect but heshould have figured that things would go wrong.
Finally,Keith’s cries were dwindling down to hiccups and pitiful cries, rather thanfull wails. Shiro felt like he could finally breathe but a glance out thewindow made Shiro realize that the storm wouldn’t be over anytime soon. He knewthat Keith would only continue to be upset if he was kept up with the storm andShiro was desperate to try anything.
That’swhen an idea hit him.
Of course!
“Don’tyou worry sweetheart, daddy knows exactly what to do.” As quick as he could,while still being gentle, Shiro made his way up the stairs and into his room. Keith’scries were slowly crying to consistent hiccups and Shiro knew he had to actfast before more thunder came.
Withone hand he stripped off all the pillows and several blankets off his bed. He rushedto shove the blankets and pillows in the bathtub in his bathroom before runningback to his room to grab one of Keith’s carriers. As Shiro made it into thebathroom, he set the carrier down and closed the door just as a bang of thundererupted.
Thenoise was instantly cut off the second that Shiro shut the door. He leanedagainst the door with a sigh of relief when Keith’s wails didn’t start upagain.
“See,we’re better now. Right?” Shiro looked down at his son, admiring how Keith wasfinally looking up at him. His cheeks were still bright red with tear tracksracing down them, but at least he wasn’t sobbing. Slowly, Shiro began brushingaway the tears off Keith’s face with his thumb, before making his way to themound of pillows and blankets with Keith’s carrier.
Quietly,he settled himself amongst the blankets and pillows with Keith’s carrier nextto him before sighing.
“Therewe go. Next time daddy’s brain will work better and he’ll remember his quietroom earlier. I’m sorry about that.” Shiro mumbled quietly, shifting Keith inhis arms to hold him snuggly. Keith flailed for a second, accepting thepacifier from Shiro until he settled into Shiro’s arm contently.
“Allbetter. It’s not so bad here, I promise,” Shiro continued quietly. “This roomwas made soundproof just for me. See, daddy doesn’t like loud noises just likeyou. And sometimes he gets very scared like you do, so grandma and grandpahelped to build me this soundproof room. So all of the bad, loud noises aregone and there’s no reason to be scared anymore.” Shiro traced his thumb alongone of the curved edges of Keith’s cheek and he smiled as Keith’s eyesfluttered.
“I’mnew to all this,” Shiro admitted quietly. “I didn’t think that I would ever bea dad. Not after what happened, but maybe I’ll tell you that story when you’reolder. I know I have a lot of troubles and that I’m not perfect,” Shiro glancedover at the prosthetic arm. “I’m going to make a lot of mistakes and I’m sorryfor that now. However, you will neverbe a mistake. From the moment I saw your picture, you were my son, and you willalways be my son. So I might not be the perfect dad at first, because I’m stillgetting the hang of this, but I promise to do my best. And I promise that Iwill always love you, even if I’m ahundred-years-old. I love you sweetheart and we’ll take this life one step at atime.”
Shirosmiled softly when Keith’s eyes finally closed entirely and soon enough he wasdrifting off with his son.
WhenThace Shirogane and his wife came into Shiro’s house the next morning to checkon their son and grandson, they both smiled warmly at the sight of Shiro asleepin his blankets with Keith deep asleep in his carrier beside Shiro. Tears werebrought to their eyes when they saw one of Keith’s hands was curled tightly aroundShiro’s pointer finger.
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JBJ Enemies to Lovers Series: Accidentally, Purposely (3/7)
Kwon Hyunbin x OC
Type: Bulletpoint scenario
looks quite long lol sorry
Running on your way to your first day of work you were quite worried
Because you have to start over as a creative director at a new company again
And you were scared your workmates wouldn’t like you nor your ideas
But you got the job so you felt like you should suck it up and show your best
Your old company was fine
Until two of your officemates left
And they were the best in the company too
Let’s just say, almost every client you had wasn’t feeling all the ideas you had
You were always a team with the two of your officemates
But they kind of betrayed the company
And you actually
So you just shrugged it off and resigned
And here you are, already at a new company after just less than two months
You got to the office where the CEO gave you through email
And you were confused on how the company was able to have such a huge building
Plus it has only been a year since this company was made
So you just tried your best to smile and go inside to get to the elevator
But you realized you didn’t have an ID yet
So you just figured you’d probably get one when you go up
You were walking your way into the elevator until
“Excuse me, ma’am? Where are you off to?”
A security guard officer approached you as you were about to step in the elevator
“It’s my first day of work, and I don’t have an ID yet”
“But ma’am, you get your ID once you get hired”
“I haven’t even been to this place before”
“You mean you weren’t interviewed before you were hired?”
“No?”
“Just let her in.”
Someone suddenly said from behind as he was to go to the elevator as well
He was really tall, you thought
He had quite of a cold aura in him
But damn, he looked like one of those runway models you’d see on fashion TV shows
“Oh, Mr. Kwon. Do you know her?”
“Not personally, but I know she was hired through online applications.”
He smiled at the security guard
And the security guard just nodded and looked at you
“My mistake, ma’am. Have a good day on your first day”
You released a sigh of relief as you got into the elevator with “Mr. Kwon”
You couldn’t hide your smile because of what happened
You saw that he pressed level 5
And you were gonna go to the same level
“Wow, same level. And you saved my life today. Thanks!”
But he didn’t budge
And you were confused on why so you tried to tilt your head to look at him
“Next time, tell the security you were hired online.”
He suddenly said frigidly
You just gave a confused expression because earlier he was really nice
“Does this guy have a double personality or something”, you thought
Once the elevator got to level 5, he walked out first without even saying goodbye
You were just appalled by his sudden change of mood
But you just shrugged it off once you walked out as well
“He probably hates Monday mornings.”
Relatable
You walked your way to the CEO’s office and knocked twice before he opened the door himself
“Ah, Ms. y/n, come in!”
You walked in and closed the door behind you and saw a big office with such minimalist décor
You sat on the chair that was in front of his desk and gave your best smile
“So, it’s your first day. You were one of the three new employees chosen, but you landed the job as the new creative director.”
He sounded really excited that you were joining the company
“Thank you, sir. You must have seen my portfolio”
“Yes, I certainly have. Although I will be frank, you were not my first choice. One of our human resource managers handpicked you and thought you were going to be one of the best candidates. I followed his advice, and immediately approved.”
He gave a small smile while typing on his computer
And you just nodded
Sure, you thought you probably weren’t the best applicant as well
But you just shrugged and smiled because you won over the others
“Now, I want you to be with your team today. Go to the office two doors after mine and your new desk will be there. There’s a project coming up for a photoshoot in about a week, so I want you to think of any ideas for the image you think looks best for the shoot. Also, try to come up with a venue that fits well since from what I’ve heard, most venues are packed.”
You nodded as he handed over a small folder
Probably portfolios of the models that were chosen for the shoot
“Thank you, Mr. Lee. I’ll go ahead now.”
You smiled and bowed as you stood up
“Have a great first day.”
You were walking out of the office and you looked at the folder
It finally felt like you were in a new world
And you smiled widely as you continued looking at the folder as you walked to your way
Until you suddenly bumped into someone
And well, worst thing is
He spilled his coffee on his shirt
“Hey! Watch where you’re going!”
He exclaimed out of anger
And you were jumbling and a nervous wreck as you tried to grab your hankie from your pocket
But heck you knew it wouldn’t work
Now he got stains all over his shirt
And you looked at him by surprise
It was “Mr. Kwon”
“Oh, it’s you again. Ms. Newbie.”
He said annoyingly
“I’m sorry, Mr. Kwon. I’ll… get you a new shirt…”
“Don’t bother.”
He said as he suddenly took off his shirt
And well you know what was exposed
You furrowed your brows as you were shocked that not only was he really tall
He had a physique of a brusque model
“Oh wow don’t you wear a shirt underneath?”
“Why bother? The weather’s humid these days.”
He was looking at the stain and then he looked at you
“So how much is that gonna cost me”
“Nothing much. About… 220 bucks”
“What?!”
“I choose my shirts carefully.”
He gave a fake smile and just walked his way to the nearest restroom
And you just looked at him with a baffled expression
“Wow. Materialistic”, you thought
But heck you were already starting to get annoyed by him
So you walked over to your office to see your new officemates already talking about the shoot
“Oh! You must be the new creative director! Please, come in. We were waiting for you.”
You smiled as you were surprised at how they were really nice to you
And you were hoping it wasn’t just because it was your first day
“Ms. y/n, we’ve been trying to get a bit of space in Common Ground for the shoot. But it’s always packed, ever since the place became public.”
“Well, we can try to ask permission at the nearest seaport?”
“Ma’am, the only seaport we can ask proper permission from is all the way at Ulsan.”
“So? For better results in the shoot, we’d have to sacrifice on going there and travel for long hours. Plus, we only got a week to prepare.”
You were sure enough that the seaport that had a lot of spaces for the shoot
Plus, you and your past workmates already did a couple of shoots there before too
Suddenly, someone barged into your office and didn’t bother to knock
Surprise, surprise
It’s Mr. Kwon again
And finally he has another shirt on
He saw you first and just sighed as he put a folder in front of you and your other officemates at the table
“Here’s the list of models I chose for the shoot. I’ll get back to you guys on that in a couple of hours.”
He sounded pretty annoyed after he said that and just went out again and closed the office door
“Gosh, he’s such a pushover.”
“I know, I wished someone had the guts to push his buttons just for fun.”
After one of your officemates said that you widened your eyes
Because you totally remembered what happened earlier before going inside the office
“I kind of… spilled coffee on his shirt… before I came here…”
You said in a small voice, and everyone looked at you and laughed
“He deserved it! He’s such a pushover”
“He may be handsome, but gosh he is just sometimes too strict. His looks are gobbled up away because of his personality.”
You just nodded and decided to agree
Your first impression of him was just too similar to how the others talked about him
And you just waved it off and went back to the shoot planning
“So, let’s take a look at who the models he chose were.”
You opened up the folder to see some portfolios of mostly men
And you furrowed your brows again because you were surprised these men looked like Mr. Kwon himself
“Ugh, not Sungbin again.”
“Why did he choose Kyungjin? We already had a shoot with him last week?”
“There are only two girls in here, does he think the theme is too masculine?”
You looked at your officemates complain over the models Mr. Kwon chose
“What’s with the models, though?”
You looked at all your officemates
And they just sighed because they were confused on how to explain everything to you
“Sungbin is Hyunbin’s best friend. He’s ALWAYS chosen in shoots because of him.”
“Yeah, and Kyungjin has already done a shoot with us three days ago. We can’t just call him again out of nowhere.”
“The two girls he chose were the same girls for our retro shoot a month ago. We need new faces, too…”
“Wait… who’s Hyunbin?”
“Mr. Kwon”
“Kwon Hyunbin….”
You just nodded in curiosity and in agreement with everyone
“Mr. Lee gave me a folder of all the models who would fit the shoot, so let’s take a look.”
You opened up the folder to see a lot of other models who you knew would fit the shoot even better than the ones Hyunbin chose
“I’m beginning to think Mr. Lee chose the best new creative director.”
“Shhhh let’s go back to choosing.”
You just smiled at how one of your officemates complimented you
Because not only did you really hate choosing through bias
But also because you wanted to get work done immediately
You didn’t notice it was already Friday since you were already becoming busy even though you were still only 5 days old in your job
You smiled as you scanned your ID and saw the same security guard who called you on the first day
“Someone’s in a good mood today. Have you adjusted well?”
“Definitely.”
You walked your way to the elevator
But as the door was about to close
A tall man suddenly ran and pushed the button again to open it
“Why didn’t you hold the door for me?”
He asked annoyingly, and you just sighed
“I didn’t even know you were nearby.”
Hyunbin just went inside and stood right next to you
The silence inside the elevator was so awkward that you wanted to just get out immediately
“So I heard you crossed off Sungbin from the list of models.”
You looked at him as he said this and just gave a smile full of sarcasm
“Well, we need to be open enough to accept other models too.”
“But he’s my best friend.”
“In the business world, friendships are always at stake. We have to get rid of bias if we want to keep this business running, no?”
You smiled as you looked at the elevator door open to your level
And you chuckled as you walked out
Hyunbin just looked at you
And he had this type of defeated look on his face
“One day.” he whispered
You went inside your office with a huge smile
Until you saw two of your officemates with a gloom look on their faces
“What’s up?”
“The shoot got moved to next month. And two of the models are not free by then.”
“What? Why?”
“The photographers have to go to Italy for a different and more urgent shoot.”
“Can’t we get another set of photographers then?”
“We already sent the notices to Mr. Lee and all the models, so we can’t change it. We can only change the dates of the shoot.”
You sighed as you sat on your desk chair
“So, any other projects we could work on?”
The managers of the company thought that you shouldn’t go with your other officemates to some projects for the first two weeks yet since you were new
And they wanted to see how well you could adjust and work through some loads yourself
Surprisingly, you were really good in handling lots of papers they gave you
They were impressed by your work ethic especially when you handled one of their hardest clients to deal with
“Ms. y/n, we don’t want too much color for our event”
“But if you look at your exhibitions, it’s too dull because you always use the same color and people have already given feedback that they want more. Also, the timing of your events are always on a bad timing since you want to compete with other artists. And you wonder why you always have the same people going to your exhibitions.”
The head of the human resource office was merely awed by how you handled people
The only reason you were able to do that was because you never showed any bias at all
And you wanted to make sure that projects given to you aren’t only a benefit to your clients but to their audience as well
“Keep up the good work, Ms. y/n.”
The CEO complimented your work ethic and definitely was happy that you were under his company
But of course, there’s always gonna be that one person who gets jealous
“Sometimes I wished we didn’t hire her”
“Hyunbin, you chose her in the first place out of all 21 applicants”
“I know, but I didn’t know she’d be this much of a show off”
“But she’s not showing off? She’s only doing her job?”
“Even so? I am starting to not like her”
“Are you crushing on her or something?”
“No way!”
“Then why are you so against her doing her job when you were the one who chose her in the first place? You’re confusing”
Hyunbin would often complain like that to his officemates in his own office
Because honestly he was still upset by how you made him spill coffee on one of his favorite shirts
And sometimes he’d give you an annoyed look whenever you got the chance to see him
This bothered you a bit, but because you wanted to be professional you just smiled
And maybe, you kind of wanted to hate him too
Your officemates would often talk to you about some rumors about him
Even though some were ridiculous and you don’t believe most of them
You just naturally wanted to dislike him as well
So it was a week left before this shoot you mostly handled
And basically, you had to meet up with one of the photographers on Friday night
One of your officemates already told you he was a bit of a flirt
And all of the people in the office and some others knew that as well
Even Hyunbin
You just brushed it all off because as you say
“Business is business”
Once you were done with work that Friday night
You decided to go to the restaurant right after
So you scanned your ID and was about to head out the building
Until someone from behind ran their way to you
“Hey, y/n!”
And even before you could turn to see who it was
You already knew by the tone of his voice
“Mr. Kwon, I have to meet with the photographer so we could discuss the shoot.”
“I know, but I can’t let you go by yourself.”
“Why not?”
“He’s bad news.”
“Bad news?”
“He’s a good photographer, I admit. But you don’t know how he’s like with clients”
“Fine. But get a table away from us, if you will”
And you both went to the restaurant together
The whole taxi ride was awkward and you both just looked at opposite directions on the windows
The taxi driver even asked if you both were in a lovers’ quarrel or something
“Are you guys having relationship issues you both seem pissed”
“The only relationship we have is business”
You got annoyed and you just rolled your eyes
Because he was starting to get on your nerves and all
So once you both got to the restaurant
The photographer saw Hyunbin and waved for you both to come over
And you thought the photographer wasn’t even that bad looking
Plus you wanted to push Hyunbin’s buttons and try to flirt a bit right in front of him
The photographer wasn’t even surprised about you meeting him with Hyunbin
Because he was also aware by all the rumors going around him that he was a flirt
“So you decided to bring Hyunbin along, eh Ms. y/n?”
“He tagged along out of nowhere so it naturally became that way”
“Don’t worry, I don’t bite. Unless, Hyunbin has a bit of a crush on you?”
The photographer smirked as he looked at Hyunbin
Hyunbin just ignored this and continued on looking on his plate as he ate
But he did blush a bit and looked suddenly on the side
“A crush? On me?”
You said sarcastically
“In your dreams.”
The whole night of conversations were mostly about the shoot
And you were relieved because not once did the photographer even try to hit it off with you
Once the meeting was over you and Hyunbin both waved goodbyes to the photographer and left the restaurant
You were about to catch a cab but Hyunbin beat you to it and got inside himself
“Hey! Aren’t you gonna get me a cab?”
“You can get it yourself”
He just went inside the cab and left
And you were so aghast of his selfishness
“Wow, never in any way will I be able to like this guy”
But in the cab, Hyunbin was just chuckling to himself
Because he thought, maybe he did kind of have a bit of a crush on you
Again, he just rolled his eyes and waited to get to his house
It was finally Monday which meant
“TIME FOR THE BIG SHOOT!!!”
You exclaimed as you arrived an hour earlier than usual at the office
Because finally you were allowed to go to the venue of the shoot
And you were relieved by how punctual the other people who were going with you actually came the same time as you
“Are we all here?”
“Got room for one more?”
Everyone suddenly looked at the person who said this
And wow, it was Hyunbin
You looked really confused because you knew he wasn’t usually into Monday mornings
And you looked at your other officemate
“He wanted to go to the shoot with us, he asked me if he could.”
“Why didn’t you tell me?”
“I thought you already knew since you were with him last Friday…”
So you just sighed as you helped out on bringing some boxes of costumes for the stylists to work on all the way to the elevator to go downstairs
And you were annoyed as well by how Hyunbin just stood there
Yawning and looking at everyone bring the boxes and some other things needed for the shoot
“Aren’t you gonna help us with this?”
“There are only two boxes left so it’s too late for me to help.”
You opened your mouth in shock at how he responded to you
But then again, were you even surprised
You decided to sit in front of the van because no way in hell did you want to sit next to Hyunbin
And before you all knew it you all left to go to Ulsan at 7am
You all wanted to arrive there by noon since the shoot was gonna start by 1pm
The whole van ride was just all of you falling asleep and talking about work and random stuff
You took a few peeks at Hyunbin on the mirror
And all he did was sleep
You noticed how he was a bit bloated and just laughed
“What’s up with him?”
You asked the driver who was also one of Hyunbin’s friends
“He drank with some others at a party last night and went home at like, 2am”
“Does he get bloated whenever he drinks?”
“He must’ve had instant ramen last night to try not to get hungover”
You just laughed as how typically opposite he was
Usually at work he was really formal and cold
But you didn’t know he was also someone who loved going to parties and drank often
Finally, after four and a half hours you all arrived Ulsan
Then after another thirty minutes you arrived the place of the shoot
Already prepared by some of the workers since they were already your friends
“Hey, Sunwoo! Thanks for letting us have a shoot here again”
“No problem, y/n. We gave way since today is a slow day for us.”
You just smiled as you helped your other officemates set up for the shoot
And in no time, the models arrived as well with their managers for the shoot
So did the photographer you met, who also came with two others
You hurriedly sent the models to the makeup artists and stylists to get ready
You looked over to your watch to see it was already 12 noon
You didn’t really feel hungry since you ate a lot of junk food in the van earlier
So you just shrugged everything off and decided to get on with the shoot
You tried to look around and find Hyunbin
But all he did was be on his phone and look at everyone becoming all busy
You walked over to him because he was starting to get on your nerves
“Why did you come with us all the way here if you weren’t gonna help us anyway?”
“Maybe because I don’t want to”
“You should at least help us even a bit and not show your lazy ass in front of us.”
You said this as you walked away
And the other officemates heard this and looked at Hyunbin disappointedly
But Hyunbin just sighed as he walked over to where the models were to check on them
In just a few minutes, the shoot already started and everything was going well
You did a headcount on how many models were there since you called up 4 of them
But you were shocked as why you only saw three of them
You told this to one of the photographers and they said it was fine
And that they were gonna try and make it work
You were still a bit worried, though
Because you really wanted to make the shoot go smooth
One of your officemates then went up to you and got a text from one of the models’ managers and said he couldn’t go because of a different shoot
And you gave the most horrified expression
You just decided to stay calm then, since the photographer assured it was fine
Hyunbin was looking at you from afar
And he was amazed by how hardworking and helpful you were to everyone
And whenever you smiled at something, he suddenly started to smile a bit at times too
Because regardless of how haggard and overworked you looked
He thought you were really pretty while doing your job
Especially when you tied your hair
My, my did his heart suddenly beat faster than usual
“What on earth is going on with you, Hyunbin?”
He questioned himself at times whenever he caught himself looking at you mindlessly
So he tried to look around elsewhere whenever you were near him to not get too obvious
Mid-shoot, he saw you yawn over three times while looking at all the models posing
He figured you were really sleepy so he went to make coffee inside one of the small tents for the models since there was a coffee machine inside
In just a while, he came out with two cups of coffee and walked his way next to you
You noticed him stand next to you, but you didn’t look at him and just gave the side eye as you were crossing your arms, looking at the shots on the computer screen
“Here, you need this. You might fall asleep anytime soon.”
“Thanks.”
You grabbed the cup without even looking at Hyunbin
And he kind of knew you wouldn’t look at him anyways since he knew he was a bit cold to you
“Y/n, bad news... one of the photographers want someone who has a built body to go shirtless and wear just this vest on top”
You widened your eyes as you looked at your officemate as she approached you
“Y/n! Have you contacted any other models yet?”
One of the photographers then looked at you in the middle of him taking shots of the models in front of everyone
“He’ll be here in a minute!”
You were feeling frantic as you just stood there and looked around in hopes of seeing someone in a second
Until you suddenly remembered something
You looked at Hyunbin, and he just gave you a confused look
You suddenly spilled your whole coffee cup on Hyunbin’s shirt
And he just looked at you in shock
“What the hell, y/n?!”
“Hey, here’s our new model!”
You yelled and everyone then looked at you pointing at Hyunbin
And Hyunbin again still had his shocked expression
“Take off your shirt”
You whispered to Hyunbin
“Excuse me?”
“Take off your shirt and thank me later.”
So Hyunbin just took off his shirt and exposed his upper body
And everyone else was shocked as to how Hyunbin covered his physique the whole time to actually have a nice and even toned body
“Hyunbin, come with me.”
You smiled as you grabbed Hyunbin to go to the tent with the makeup artists
And in just a few minutes, you and him got out and he was already made up for the shoot
“Now, do this or you’re gonna be sorry you ever came here in the first place”
And Hyunbin just nodded as he walked his way next to the photographer
“Hyunbin? How long have you been hiding this body?”
The photographer laughed as how he was shocked to see Hyunbin all made up
So the shoot went on and Hyunbin did some random poses with the other models
And you were surprised at how he looked comfortable doing random poses that fit well with the shoot and its concept
Whenever Hyunbin looked at you, you just smiled and gave him the thumbs up
And well, he just smiled back
You never knew he was actually really handsome whenever he smiled
Even when he just scowled he already looked quite hot
You mentally slapped yourself from ever thinking this over and over during the whole shoot
And reminded yourself how cold he really was so you just shrugged it all off again
Once the shoot came to a complete success, everyone went to dinner at a restaurant nearby
And the place was packed with all the models, your officemates, the photographers and some staff eating together
Out of all places, your officemates just had to make you sit in front of Hyunbin
Everyone had a great time during dinner just talking and finally happy with the outcome of the shoot
“To y/n, who discovered a new model in Hyunbin!”
One of the photographers raised a glass, and everyone laughed and did cheers
You looked at Hyunbin getting all flushed from this
And you just laughed
You realized you left your phone in your other bag in the van so you asked the driver to give you the keys so you could get it
Once he gave it to you, you ran out to open the van and get the phone
You grabbed your phone and immediately closed your bag and went out of the van
And you were startled to see a tall man stand in front of the door as you got out
“Hyunbin, please don’t scare me like this ever again”
“Sorry”
You closed the van door and almost went up back to the restaurant
Until
“Hey, y/n”
Hyunbin called you and you looked at him
“Yes?”
“Congrats on the shoot’s success”
He gave you a small smile
“Thanks. And congrats on your new hobby, I guess?”
And he just laughed as he scratched the back of his head
“You should thank me for choosing you out of all the applicants for this job, too.”
“Wait, you chose me? Why?”
“Hmm, your portfolio was good. You also had a lot of experiences compared to the other applicants.”
“Well, thanks, I suppose”
You shrugged and there was a bit of silence between both of you
“And I thought you were kind of cute, too.”
You widened your eyes, suddenly shocked by how soft he was becoming
“You’ve been cold and mean to me for the past month and now you call me cute?”
You shook your head as you laughed
And Hyunbin suddenly became shy and laughed as well
“You still owe me a shirt, you know.”
“I’m getting you one once I get paid.”
You laughed as you turned to go back inside
“Hey, our boss is giving us a day off tomorrow because of the shoot today.”
He suddenly said and you turned to him again
“Yeah? So?”
“I was wondering…”
Hyunbin scratched the back of his head and suddenly became nervous again
And you just looked at him and became all puzzled again
“Do you want to… I guess, go out tomorrow and… help me buy a new shirt?”
“Why me?”
“Because you seem to know a lot about fashion… I mean, we could also get coffee afterwards… if it’s fine with you?”
You chuckled as he was asking you this
Is Mr. Cold guy asking you out all of the sudden?
“Fine. I’d like that. As long as we can start over.”
He smiled and was relieved that you accepted his offer
“So, it’s a date then?”
You laughed again at his sudden burst, and he covered his mouth out of embarrassment
“Well, I guess it’s gonna be a date, then.”
#jbj#hyunbin#kwon hyunbin#jbj scenarios#jbj imagines#jbj reactions#jbj drabbles#kwon hyunbin scenarios#wanna one scenarios#wanna one imagines#produce 101 scenarios#produce 101 imagines
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(For writing requests) ** Before you request: - Please send in the requests as codes (A1 if you want an arranged marriage AU, A9 for medschool AU, etc…) - Specify genre - If prompt says “character A” and “character B” specify who’s who (ex: character A is you, character B is your bias,…) - Specify length (oneshot/ drabble/ series/ etc…) - You can also choose more than one prompt for one fic! - You’re always welcome to add more details to the prompts! * GENRE - Fluff - Romance - Angst - Crack (or you can come up with your own genre idk) * PROMPTS A) AUs 1- Arranged Marriage 2- Royalty 3- College 4- Roommate 5- Paranormal (Angels, demons, etc…) 6- Coffee shop 7- Soulmate 8- Bookstore 9- Medical school 10- Superhero 11- Spies 12- Assassins 13- Holiday 14- Psychic powers 15- Road trip 16- War/ Apocalypse 17- Stuck in elevator/ specify other place for hours 18- Accidentally taking each other’s bags 19- Greek/ Roman mythology 20- Best friends to lovers 21- Domestic 22- Post-breakup 23- Pirates B) Random 1- The first and last meeting 2- The first and last kiss 3- The first and last words spoken to each other 4- There’s a thin line between love and hate 5- Late nights together 6- Person A is dead and person B sees the dead 7- Person A goes back in time to save person B’s life 8- Person A nuzzling into Person B’s neck because they’re cold and tired, and Person B m e l t i n g. 9- Person A helping Person B with simple tasks, like brushing their hair, or putting on jewelry, where it’s obviously an excuse to be close to each other, but neither are complaining. 10- I’m a music student and you’re a stranger who occasionally hangs around the practice rooms and you’re so beautiful that I wrote a song about you and now I feel obligated to tell you about it so I don’t get in trouble when I post it online. 11- Making brownies at 3 AM for no reason at all 12- Moving in together 13- Lazy mornings 14- Playing truth or dare 15- I had the weirdest dream about you and now i can’t stop imagining what you’d look like naked 16- Reunion C) One-line prompts 1- “Are you sure you want to do this? Because there’s no turning back after this” 2- “Out of everyone you could have chosen, why did it have to be me?” 3- “All this sneaking around is going to get us in trouble” 4- “I can’t always think of witty comebacks” 5- “I need you to pretend we’re dating” 6- “Come over here— oh crap no don’t fall— why does this always happen” 7- “Just tAKE THE DAMN JACKET” 8- “I’m so hungry I could eat a— stop looking at me like that in public” 9- “aah I can’t stop blushing… No you’re not helping at all” 10- “I can’t believe you spelt your name wrong again” 11- “enOUGH! ENOUGH WITH YOUR PUNS” 12- “GIVE ME YOUR HAND” 13- “you’re very warm… It’s nice.” 14- “let’s pretend I didn’t see you do that” 15- “do you have ANY idea what time it is-” “SHHHH-” “AND YOU’RE OUT HERE ON THE STREETS IN YOUR PAJAMAS” “NOT SO LOUD” “no, you PUT me down right this instant-” 16- “You’re an idiot, but you’re a lovable idiot, so I guess I’ll let this one slide for now” 17- “I understand that this is a peace offering and I’m going to take it but only on the condition that you realise you’re nowhere near forgiven” 18- “I swear you could trip over your own shadow!” 19- “Why are you crying in the hallway?? Are you okay?? Let’s go to my place, I have ice cream and Netflix.” 20- “I can’t remember the last time I was happy.” 21- “I got the call last night…” 22- “Please don’t do this…” 23- “I thought I loved you, but…” 24- “I’m sorry. It’s just every time you open your mouth, you seem to get even more annoying. Does it take effort to do that?” 25- “Where did you learn to fight like that?” “Have you ever been to a concert before?” 26- “Can’t we just hug this out?” 27- “Do you love me?” “Depends on how much food you brought me” 28- “How can you look so attractive while crying?” 29- “You’re just going to turn your back on everyone, again” “It was a defensive habit, I didn’t mean to.” 30- “Did you even sleep last night?” “I’ll sleep when I’m dead” 31- “I’m not strong or brave, but I will fight for you” 32- “How did you break both of your feet?” 33- “You smell like mothballs and Gucci.” 34- “Love is illogical, it means nothing to me.” 35- “Spank!? There was a fly on your butt!” 36- “I don’t wanna be left alone.” 37- “Thankfully, it’s not my job to help you.” 38- “Why did you lie to her?” 39- “Got all dressed up to get undressed.” 40- “Am I still not worth that much?”
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The 'Do Not Get on Her List' Edition of PCW Extreme Political TV
THIS WEEK ON EXTREME POLITICAL TV-Felcher and Felcher- Extreme Attorneys discuss how to choose the next Champion of the Political Universe -Jerrold Nadler (NY-Progressive Alliance) of the ‘Oversight’ Committee comes calling. -Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (NY-Progressive Alliance) has a ‘list.’-Mitch Thomas-American Taxpayer vs. Andrew ‘The Bureaucrat’ Riley -Blue Brand Champion ‘Mr. Hollywood’ Kevin Daniels talks fracas with PCW Champion Stone Chism. -PCW Television and Women’s Title being brought back-#1 CONTENDER’S MATCH-PCW TITLE: Jack Fraiser vs. ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott-MAIN EVENT/NON-TITLE MATCH: PCW Champion ‘The One Man Anti-Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism vs. Jack from State Barn Insurance
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[ON SCREEN GRAPHIC: Blue background. The top of the Capitol Building occupies the left hand side of the television screen.
Centered in the middle of the screen: “P-SPAN. THE POLITICAL CHANNEL.”]
P-SPAN Announcer (off screen): The P-SPAN Network bring you long-form public affairs programming from the nation’s capital and are a public service of…
[ON SCREEN GRAPHIC: Logos of twenty three different cable and satellite television companies replace the Capitol Building and P-SPAN graphic.]
P-SPAN Announcer (v/o): …your television provider.
[ON SCREEN GRAPHIC: Returns to the blue background with the top of the Capitol Building occupying the left hand side of the television screen with “P-SPAN. THE POLITICAL CHANNEL.” centered in the middle of the screen.]
P-SPAN Announcer (v/o): P-SPAN. The Political Channel.
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LAST WEEK ON PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV:
Champion of the Political Universe: ‘Red Solo Plastic Cup’ Ray McAvay defeats The Mononaghelian Stomper in short order. McAvay then talks with backstage reporter Blair Moise about ‘The McAvay Way’ until they’re interrupted by ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell.
Blackwell’s split from the SEC (is there anyone left?) and formed a new faction called Main Street USA with Farmer John Deere, Mike the Mechanic, and Sarah Mae Smith. Blackwell announces his intention to dethrone McAvay telling the Champion of the Political Universe “I am the now…I am the future.”
Then Professor McCarthy brings out The Ultimate Social Justice Warrior who says HE’s going to be the one who brings the title to the Progressive Alliance. USJW gets a sour welcome from the fans causing Peta from PETA to compare them to people celebrating Steve Irwin’s birthday. That goes over even worse. But the crowd gets happier when the Irwins come out and give Peta a Total Elimination.
Then it’s ‘Mr. Hollywood’ Kevin Daniels turn. Daniels says he’s ‘not as extreme as some of the others’ and he’s the one to ‘wrestle’ the title away from Ray McAvay.
Then, Jill Berg brings out the ‘Wall Street Market Analyst with the Man Crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit’ Kirk Walstreit and presents him as the one who will become the next Champion of the Political Universe because…Walstreit holds up his velvet painting of Kirk Herbstreit ‘so well.’
‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann reacts to Blackwell’s departure by admitting that the SEC needs to ‘clean house and start all over again.’ McMann tells CSPN’s Reese Anderson that he has a plan and everyone will ‘find out soon enough.’
PCW Tag Team Champions Rah and Halitosis aka The Island of Misfit Wrestlers get a huge win over the former champions Weapons of Mass Destruction (A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb) in a non-title match. The Red Brand sent WMD to defeat the reigning PCW Tag champions and WMD, who left PCW right the day of the D.C. Armory super show, wanted the match because of ‘unfinished business.’ But PCW Owner Dawn McGill thwarted their plan with a well time intervention to throw the match back to the champions.
PCW Champion ‘The One Man Anti-Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism catches up to and destroys the Blue Brand Champion ‘Mr. Hollywood’ Kevin Daniels backstage in payback for Daniels’s attack on him at the D.C. Armory show.
The show ends with the Coke Brothers (financiers of the American Patriots) and George Moros (financiers of the Progressive Alliance) very unhappy with the turn of events.
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PCW Extreme Political TV on P-SPAN Sunday March 3rd, 2019 Taped March 2nd at the Hulman Center Terre Haute, Indiana
Announcer:‘The Voice of PCW’ Johnny Suave‘Low Level Reporter at the New York Times Trying to Make a Name for Herself’ Colleen Crowder
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The camera pans all over the Hulman Center as PCW is on the air! Fireworks go off. Spotlights move back and forth through the crowd.
Cut to ringside where ‘The Voice of PCW’ Johnny Suave stands at the broadcast table next to Colleen Crowder.
Johnny Suave: Hello everyone! This is Political Championship Wrestling!
Crowd: PCW!…PCW!…PCW!…
Johnny Suave: I am Johnny Suave. She is ‘Low Level Reporter at the New York Times Trying to Make a Name for Herself’ Colleen Crowder. Tonight we are broadcasting tonight from the Hulman Center in Terre Haute, Indiana with an exciting evening of political wrestling!
Suave reviews what went down last week. First, he talks about the four potential challengers to Champion of the Political Universe Ray McAvay: American Patriot’s ‘Wall Street Market Analyst with a Man Crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit’ Kirk Walstreit and Charlie Blackwell, Progressive Alliance’s Blue Brand Champion ‘Mr. Hollywood’ Kevin Daniels or the Ultimate Social Justice Warrior.
Crowder, who missed most of the show, gets in her takes.
Colleen Crowder: Obviously, it should be Daniels or the Ultimate Social Justice Warrior. They would be champions that would better model the correct behavior that all of us should follow.
Suave finds it funny that Crowder mentions that and talks about the comments made on Tuesday Night’s Political Shakedown show.
VIDEO: Last Tuesday Night’s Blue Brand Political Shakedown
Extreme Attorneys Felcher and Felcher are in the ring.
R Felcher complains that part of the problem is that the Champion of the Political Universe is usually determined by someone who’s ‘better’ than everyone else. He alleges this deprives wrestlers of lesser talent from becoming the champion.
Johnny Suave: Well, DUHHHH!!!
Colleen Crowder: Shhhh. He’s making a lot of sense.
D Felcher calls it discriminatory and disenfranchises wrestlers who aren’t as good as others are.
R Felcher suggests that an enlightened ‘panel’ should actually choose the champion based on who best projects the ‘right’ image that everyone should follow.
Colleen Crowder: And what’s wrong with that?
Johnny Suave: Everything. A champion should win the title on merit inside the ring and not from a panel full of bias. But on the bright side, it was better than listening to the whining about Dawn McGill all night.
Jerrold Nadler (NY-Progressive Alliance), dressed in a suit, climbs into the ring.
Jerrold Nadler: Hello, my name is Jerrold Nadler. I am part of the Executive Committee Oversight Committee.
The fans boo.
Johnny Suave: Oops. I may have spoken too soon. Nadler was also a part of Tuesday Night’s Political Shakedown and commented on CEO of the Political Universe Donald Trump’s Security initiatives.
VIDEO: Last Tuesday Night’s Blue Brand Political Shakedown
Nadler says preventing people from entering the arenas for Blue Brand, Red Brand, and PCW shows simply because they don’t have tickets is not acceptable.
Jerrold Nadler: “Any instance where families…children…were kept from entering a venue to see a Blue Brand, Red Brand and PCW show because they didn’t have ticket will be investigated to the fullest extent. I intend to hold CEO Trump and his people accountable for these heinous actions.”
Nadler notes that he would have discussed this behind closed doors with PCW CEO Dawn McGill, but her recent behavior indicated that might not be a wise idea- referencing McGill throwing Professor McCarthy through her door out of her office.
Jerrold Nadler: I noticed people lined out outside the arena tonight who couldn’t come inside because they didn’t have a ticket. I saw families with children who could not get in. Families should be allowed into the arena regardless if they don’t have tickets because they have the right to experience PCW just like anyone else. My oversight committee will make sure this happens. My oversight committee will hold Dawn McGill and PCW accountable if they don’t allow them in.
This brings out PCW Owner Dawn McGill. She’s dressed in a black halter top, black mini-skirt, and a pair of killer heels tonight.
Oh, and she’s brought her children to the show: Eva (7 years old), and twins R.K. and Gracie (3 years old) come out with their mother.
Dawn McGill: That’s a bad argument Mr. Nadler. I signed a contract with the venue and paid a fee for us to be here tonight. I make money by charging a price for people to come here to watch the show. I don’t comp tickets to ANYONE. Including you. Including people who just think they can show up at the door and walk right in. It’s not fair to those who spent their hard earned money in order to come here tonight. It’s not fair to those who do the right thing but keep getting penalized by people like you for doing the right thing.
Undaunted by McGill’s response, Nadler makes clear that now that there’s a ‘new’ Oversight committee in charge PCW won’t be getting the free ride it was getting before.
Jerrold Nadler: You’ll either do it or else you’ll answer to me and my committee and we’ll make your life miserable.
Dawn McGill (to her children): Children. You may want to look away for a second.
The children do what they’re told.
Jerrold Nadler: What? What are you-OOOOF!
McGill drives her spiked heels into Nadler’s…er…nads. He bends over to a ninety degree angle.
Dawn McGill: I don’t answer to you; you answer to us. I don’t work for you. You work for me!
Eva: Mommy?
Dawn McGill: Not yet honey.
Dawn takes a side headlock and DDT’s Nadler to the mat.
Johnny Suave: Oooh!
Dawn McGill: You work for us…not your big money financiers…not your political cronies…for us. You work for the fans.
Crowd: PCW!…PCW!…PCW!…
McGill motions to her kids and they head to the back.
Cut to Suave and Crowder at the broadcast desk.
Colleen Crowder (angry): Dawn McGill needs anger management counseling and sensitivity training!
Johnny Suave: No, Dawn McGill has zero tolerance for political bull-*BLEEP*.
Crowder tries to argue but Suave moves along. He runs down tonight’s show:-It’s the day of reckoning for the Sports Entertainment Corporation. What will Mr. McMann do?
-Number One Contender’s Match-PCW Title: ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott vs. Jack Fraiser.
-PCW Champion Stone Chism will be in action in a non-title match.
Johnny Suave: We’ll be back right after these messages.
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**COMMERCIAL BREAK**
Brought to you by the Progressive Alliance:
[PCW Owner Dawn McGill watches the action on a monitor in her office.]
*KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK*
[She lifts her gaze towards the door.]
Dawn McGill: Enter.
[It’s Progressive Alliance Leaders Nancy Pelosi from California and Chuck Schumer from New York.]
Dawn McGill: Nancy. Chuck.
[Pelosi and Schumer approach her desk.]
Dawn McGill: What can I do for you?
Nancy Pelosi: Dawn, we’re here to offer you a golden opportunity.
[Dawn looks at her apprehensively.]
Dawn McGill: Golden opportunity?
Chuck Schumer: Yes. It’s time for the PCW to come home…to the Blue Brand.
[Dawn sits back in her chair.]
Dawn McGill: Come home to the Blue Brand.
Nancy Pelosi: That’s right. The Progressive Alliance is all about the little guy and the Blue Brand is the perfect place for them to be.
Dawn McGill: Really, now?
Chuck Schumer: Now, of course, your wrestlers will have to start all the way at the bottom.
Dawn McGill: At the bottom.
Nancy Pelosi: Well, we do have some wrestlers who are bankrolled by some of our big money supporters so they would obviously have to be pushed ahead of a newcomer.
Chuck Schumer: Plus, there’s the whole seniority thing that has to be taken into consideration.
Dawn McGill: That sounds intriguing…but I think I’m going to pass.
Nancy Pelosi: I see, you want us to sweeten the deal.
[Pelosi makes a hand gesture that denotes ‘sweetening the deal.’ McGill’s not sure what she’s doing. Even Schumer wonders what the hell she’s doing.]
Nancy Pelosi: Okay, we can throw in higher taxes, excessive regulations, artificial solutions to health care and wage stagnation-
Dawn McGill: Artificial solutions?
Chuck Schumer: Big government trickle down, economic mandates versus doing the hard work to formulate concrete long term solutions and promoting policies that create organic growth.
Dawn McGill: Ahh…gotcha.
[She’s not impressed.]
Dawn McGill: Guys, that’s a bad deal.
Nancy Pelosi: Ooooh…we’ve got a haggler here.
Chuck Schumer: Yes we do.
Dawn McGill: Um no. I’m not haggling.
[But yet, the haggling begins.]
Chuck Schumer: Okay…and I can’t believe I’m saying this…Miss McGill, we’ll even throw in political correctness…
Nancy Pelosi: …deep state bureaucrats and activist judges undermining the will of the people…
Chuck Schumer: …and maintaining the status quo for the Washington D.C. beltway elites to continue to prosper while middle America withers on the vine like they have for the past 25 years.
Dawn McGill: Really?
Nancy Pelosi: And last but not least…
[Former PCW CEO Barack Obama enters.]
Barack Obama: I’ll be the first one to welcome all of the bitter clingers to the Blue Brand!
[Dawn’s eyebrows raise.]
Nancy Pelosi: That’s our final offer.
[Dawn gets up from her chair.]
Dawn McGill: Um, no. If you’ll excuse me.
[She sprints for the door.]
Chuck Schumer: Oh…it’s the run out of the office and…
[Dawn slams the door behind her.]
Chuck Schumer: …shut the door in our face trick!
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PCW ON THE ROADMarch 8th – United Wireless Center / Dodge City, KS March 9th – Tony’s Pizza Events Center / Salina, KS March 10th – Hartman Arena / Park City, KS March 16th – Jamestown Civic Center / Jamestown, SD March 22nd – Silverstein Eye Centers Arena / Independence, MO March 23rd – Qwest Center Omaha / Omaha, NE March 24th – Sanford Pentagon / Sioux Falls, SD March 30th – Taft Coliseum / Columbus, OH March 31st – Mayo Civic Center / Rochester, MN April 6th – Loose Cannons Unleashed PPV @ the D.C. Armory / Washington, D.C.
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OUTSIDE THE ARENAJohnny Suave (v/o): This just took place a couple of second ago.
A pissed off Jerrold Nadler heads back to his waiting limo. He’s got a bag of ice pressed up on his forehead and he winces as he takes a stride.
Jerrold Nadler: If PCW thought they were being oversighted before, Dawn McGill hasn’t seen oversight like the oversight she’s going to get. I’m going to show her a whole new meaning of oversight.
He gets into the limo and slams the door shut.
Cut back to Suave and Crowder at the broadcast desk.
Johnny Suave: So he’s a little upset.
Colleen Crowder: He has every right to be. Dawn McGill owes him an apology for the lack of respect she showed him.
Johnny Suave: I’m sure Dawn didn’t appreciate the lack of respect showed to her by Mr. Nabler-
Colleen Crowder: Nadler.
Johnny Suave: Yeah, whatever.
Crowder winds herself up into a fit but Suave moves on before she explodes.
Johnny Suave: If you saw last Monday’s Red Brand Political Wh-arrr show, you saw Mitch Thomas-American Taxpayer uncork this…
VIDEO: Last Monday night’s Red Brand Politico Wh-arrrr
The bell is about to ring but Mitch Thomas- American Taxpayer suddenly waves it off.
Mitch Thomas: It’s bad enough when some on the Blue Brand side basically tells you they hate you, your paycheck, and each and every day scheme of ways to take a few more bucks off the top of your paycheck. They demand your blind faith and most of all they demand your money. Basically, the message is work your ass off, shut the *BLEEP* up, and pay your *BLEEP* damn taxes. But when the Red side only plays lip service to complaints about what the ‘tax everything that moves’ folks are doing and that’s all. They don’t do a damn thing about it because they’re too busy taking care of big corporations and people who already have advantages over people like us. The Red side aren’t any better so *BLEEP* this. I’m outta here.
Colleen Crowder: In fairness, the Progressive Alliance believes everyone should work their ass off, shut the *BLEEP* up, and pay their *BLEEP* damn taxes.
Crowder adds Mitch is right about the American Patriots and completely wrong about the Progressive Alliance.
Color Suave ‘not surprised’ at the skewed analysis from Crowder.
Johnny Suave: Mitch Thomas just wants a fair and even playing field. And he ain’t going to get it at either the Red Brand or Blue Brand show.
Crowder tries to tell Suave that’s not the narrative they’re going with, but Suave has already thrown it to Kimber Marshall in the ring to introduce the first match of the show.
MATCH #1 – Mitch Thomas-American Taxpayer vs. Andrew ‘The Bureaucrat’ Riley
Mitch Thomas “American Taxpayer”HT: 5’ 10” WT: 185 / HOME: Guymon, OK FIN: Pencil Sharpener
Harvey Thomas “American Taxpayer”HT: 5”11 WT: 265 / HOME: Rowland, NC
Mitch comes out with Harvey Wilson- fellow American Taxpayer. Mitch has a microphone tells the crowd they’re happy to be back in PCW.
Mitch Thomas: PCW respects us. The Red and Blue Brand does not. And it’s my opinion that the American Patriots and Progressive Alliance definitely do not.
Andrew ‘The Bureaucrat’ Riley HT: 6′ 1″ WT: 214 / HOME: Washington, D.C. FIN: The Code Red Tape
Executive Assistant Melissa leads Riley out. He too has a microphone.
Andrew ‘The Bureaucrat’ Riley: For everything in work and in life, there’s a perfectly good process to do it. Trust the process.
Melissa nods in agreement and the two walk towards the ring.
Johnny Suave: So, it’s the classic battle between the American Taxpayer versus the Bureaucrat. Usually, the Bureaucrat comes out on top. Can Mitch Thomas change that dynamic tonight?
Colleen Crowder: Probably not. And besides, we need bureaucrats to make our country work.
Johnny Suave: Yeah, we’re going to disagree on that.
*DING-DING*
Riley starts out hot taking down Thomas with a clothesline. But resilient as ever, the American Taxpayer jumped back to his feet in no time and rushes Riley. Thomas gets a little payback with a vertical suplex DDT. Cover. One…tw- Riley kicks out. Riley leverages Thomas into the corner and traps him. He delivers an assortment of high and mid kicks, building up a rhythm while Thomas tries to escape. Melissa does her part to help. Thomas throws a few punches back. After a while, Thomas finally acts as Riley is drawing back his fist to punch. Making his move, Thomas drives his knee into the midsection. He steps away from the turnbuckle and lets Riley stumble back and then double over. Thomas follows up with a back elbow to the face that has the Bureaucrat falling back into the ropes. Thomas blindly rushes in and the two end up going over the ropes and landing on the ground to the outside.
Johnny Suave: Neither man has really taking control of the match so far.
Colleen Crowder: Riley is being a good bureaucrat. He’s letting Thomas get his shots in. But in the end, The Bureaucrat knows how to get things done. I think Riley has Thomas right where he wants him.
The referee begins the count. Riley gets to his feet. So does Thomas. The two begin elbowing one another while heading for the ring to try to get the other out of the way. Thomas charges towards him and runs right into a front kick. Riley goes up top and hits a standing shooting star press to the laid out Thomas. Riley for the win. One…two…NO! The American Taxpayer stays alive. Riley prematurely celebrates and then gets completely caught off guard with a discus elbow smash. Thomas hoists Riley into the air and drives him back to the mat with a spinebuster. But before Thomas makes the cover, Melissa grabs Riley’s arm and pulls him out of the ring. Melissa gives The Bureaucrat more instructions. Once back in the ring, Riley makes a beeline for Thomas. The two begin throwing blows until Riley’s right hand makes Thomas take a step back. Melissa jumps on the ring apron and gets the referee’s attention. Riley reaches into his trunks and discreetly pulls out a foreign object. He walks over to Thomas and flattens him with the loaded right hand.
Colleen Crowder: Told ya.
Johnny Suave: Booooooo.
Riley tosses the foreign object away and pulls Thomas back up. Melissa jumps down. The referee turns in time to see Riley drop Thomas with the Code Red Tape. Cover…One…Two…THREE.
Johnny Suave: Booooooooo!
The crowd agrees.
WINNER: Andrew ‘The Bureaucrat’ Riley @ 4:30
Colleen Crowder: Again, a good bureaucrat knows how to take care of business. That’s what Andrew Riley did.
Johnny Suave: He cheated.
Colleen Crowder: Whatever gets the job done.
Harvey Wilson snatches the foreign object off the floor and shows it to the referee. The referee is unmoved and raises Riley’s arm in victory. So Wilson wraps his fist around the foreign object and pops Riley in the schnozz.
Johnny Suave: HOLY CRAP!
Riley collapses to the mat. Wilson shrugs and drops the foreign object.
Colleen Crowder: That was totally not called for!
Johnny Suave: Oh it totally was.
Colleen Crowder: That shows a complete lack of respect for Andrew ‘The Bureaucrat’ Riley.
Johnny Suave: And now you know how the American Taxpayer feels.
Crowder sputters something as we cut backstage.
BACKSTAGE Paige McGillicutty returns as PCW’s backstage reporter. She has a very angry ‘Mr. Hollywood’ Kevin Daniels with her.
VIDEO: Last Week’s Extreme Political TV
PCW Champion ‘The One Man Anti-Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism beats the holy hell out of Blue Brand Champion ‘Mr. Hollywood’ Kevin Daniels backstage.
PCW officials and Blue Brand officials swarm and try to tear the two men apart.
Blair Moise: Johnny, Stone Chism jumped Kevin Daniels as the Blue Brand Champion was backstage with his entourage.
Moise explains that Chism bulldozed his way through and nailed Daniels with a right hand. Both men then started lobbing heavy shots at each other until PCW and the Blue Brand stepped in to quell the strife.
Paige doesn’t even get two words out before Daniels begins to rant about PCW Champion Stone Chism’s attack on him last week. Daniels decries Chism’s ‘cowardly’ attack. He calls PCW backstage security a complete joke.
Kevin Daniels: When someone of importance is at your small time show, you’d think security would be increased to make sure insignificant people…like Stone Chism…can’t get to you.
Daniels vows never to set foot at a PCW show ever again because of the ‘unsafe’ working conditions.
Cut back to Suave and Crowder at the broadcast desk.
Johnny Suave: So, Kevin Daniels is a little upset.
Colleen Crowder: Can you blame him? Kevin Daniels takes time out of his precious schedule to show up at a PCW show and this happens to him?
McGILL MAKES BIG ANNOUNCEMENT Short and sweet. Dawn McGill comes out to the stage.
Dawn McGill: I am pleased to announce to all you…the PCW faithful here in Terre Haute, Indiana…that we are bringing back the PCW Television Title and the PCW Women’s Title.
The crowd applauds.
McGill further explains that the Television and Women’s champions will be determined at next weekend’s shows with the finals to be held Sunday March 10th in Park City, Kansas.
Cut back to Suave and Crowder.
Johnny Suave: Well! This is big news indeed. Things are going good under Dawn McGill’s leadership.
Colleen Crowder: Dawn McGill didn’t build this. The Political Universe did. That’s why she should stay in her lane and get with the program.
Johnny Suave: No. The Political Universe had nothing to do with this. It’s been her hard work…and the blood, sweat, and tears of the wrestlers, and the fans who’ve made this work.
Crowder begins to respond but we cut to a commercial break.
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PCW RANKINGS
PCW Title Champion: The One Man Anti-Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism #1 Contender: Jack Fraiser #2 Contender: ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott #3 Contender: SNAFU #4 Contender: Average Joe
PCW Women’s Title Champion: TBD#1 Contender: TBD #2 Contender: TBD #3 Contender: TBD #4 Contender: TBD
PCW Tag Team Title Champion: Island of Misfit Wrestlers: Rah and Halitosis #1 Contender: The Dork Dynasty: Leonard and Sheldon Robertson #2 Contender: The Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja: Hank and Tiny #3 Contender: Truckin’ Average Company: Ken Worth-American Trucker and Brad Company #4 Contender: Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice
PCW Television Title Champion: TBD#1 Contender: TBD #2 Contender: TBD #3 Contender: TBD #4 Contender: TBD
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VIDEO: 2/17-Extreme Political TV: Scott vs. SNAFU
Scott fireman’s carries but SNAFU slips out the back door. He whips Scott into the ropes and catches an elbow on the return. Scott springboards for the moonsault and hits it. He rolls and snatches SNAFU’s arm.
Johnny Suave: American Stars and Fujiwara Armbar!
Colleen Crowder: NOOOOO!
SNAFU’s in no man’s land and taps. Martin motions to the timekeeper.
*DING-DING-DING*
Johnny Suave: Kevin Scott taps SNAFU out!
BACKSTAGE Paige McGillicutty has ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott with her.
Paige references back to the SNAFU match two weeks ago and the comments he made concerning the Progressive Alliance’s Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez regarding stopping Amazon from placing new jobs in New York City.
…Scott can’t believe AOC is celebrating the loss of good paying jobs- especially in the city she (Ocasio-Cortez) lives. He’s sure a lot of her constituents would have benefitted greatly from the increase of jobs in the area.
Kevin Scott: But it doesn’t surprise me- it’s all about politics.
Ocasio-Cortez takes exception to the comments.
Kevin Scott: Socialism is nothing more than forced shared misery…that is, unless you’re one of the gilded few…like Bernie Sanders and his multiple houses…like you and your new digs at the Navy Yards.
The GWO stop celebrating and have their glares directed towards Scott.
Kevin Scott: Yeah, you prevented a billion dollar corporation from getting what they want. And in the process, you hurt ordinary, average Americans in your city who would have given their left nut for the high paying job that’s going to go somewhere else.
Scott mock claps which hacks off the GWO even more.
Kevin Scott (sarcastically): Well done…well done.
Kevin Scott: SNAFU was a tough opponent and Coach E.J. Flack makes him even more formidable of an opponent. As for Ms. Ocasio-Cortez and her Green World Order friends, the less said the better. I’m still convinced a lot of middle class people in New York City would have loved the jobs Amazon was bringing.
Paige changes the topic to tonight’s match with Jack Fraiser.
Kevin Scott: Jack Fraiser is another tough opponent. His Oootlander Blaire Rendell is someone you have to keep an eye on. But my focus is the same. If I win tonight, I’m the number one contender for the PCW title…check. If I then go on to defeat Stone Chism for the title…check. One step at a time.
Scott thanks Paige and heads towards the ring.
Cut back to Suave and Crowder at the broadcast desk.
Johnny Suave: ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott looking for PCW gold. Let’s send it Kimber Marshall for our next match.
MATCH #2-PCW TITLE #1 CONTENDER’S MATCH: Jack Fraiser vs. ‘American Citizen’ Kevin ScottKimber Marshall brings out the wrestlers for the next match.
*“Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue”- Toby Keith*
Kevin Scott- American Citizen– former 2 time PCW Champion and PCW Television Champion (as Starz N. Stripes). PCW’s Original ‘Rookie Sensation.’HT: 6′ 3″ WT: 250, HOME: Ottumwa, IA FIN: American Stars and Fujiawa Arm Bar
Scott comes out in his red, white, and blue wrestling tights. He acknowledges the crowd’s cheers and starts down towards the ring.
The lights go down and the video screen comes to life:
It’s 1946 in the Scottish Highlands.
On the hill of Irish na Dun, British nurse Blaire Rendell hears the tell-tale buzzing sound as she approaches the standing stones. This makes her very happy.]
Blaire Rendell (Scottish accent): Soon, I’ll be back with my true love Jamie and I will be truly happy once again in eighteenth century Scotland.
Blaire goes to the standing stones where the buzzing sound gets louder and louder. Soon she faints and falls to the ground. When she wakes up…
Blaire nearly jumps in the air when she encounters a man dressed in heavy plaid lumberjack shirt, a warm coat, and a tuque.
Blaire Rendell: Wh-who the hell are you? And where the hell am I?
Jack Fraiser: My name is Jack Fraiser. You are in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan Canada.
Blaire Rendell: Saskatoon…Saskatchewan Canada? That can’t be true. I’m supposed to be in Scotland.
[A hockey puck comes flying by just barely missing both of them.]
Blaire Rendell: What the *BLEEP*!
Jack Fraiser: Nope. This is definitely Canada.
Fraiser takes Rendell by the hand and starts down to ringside.
Jack Fraiser AGE: 24 / HT: 6”3” WT: 205 / HOME: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan FIN: Canadian National Railaway
Both men in the ring now.
Johnny Suave: Winner of the match becomes the new number one contender for the PCW Title!
Colleen Crowder: I’ll root for the Canadian guy. I love the Outlander novels.
Suave reminds Crowder that Fraiser’s valet is actually an Oootlander.
Colleen Crowder: Are you mansplaining to me again?
Johnny Suave: Never mind. The match is underway.
*DING-DING*
Fraiser has a conversation with Rendell before the match begins. Scott gets impatient and swipes at Fraiser. Finally both men are in the ring and circle cautiously. Scott shoots the leg and takes Fraiser down. Fraiser rolls away and says it’s just fine. Collar and elbow tie up. They’re even in strength, but Scott uses his experience to get a leverage advantage. Fraiser reverses into a hammerlock. Scott slips through to headlock and takeover. Fraiser gets the ropebreak and Scott lets go. Fraiser backs off and fans applaud the sportsmanship. Collar and elbow tie. Scott transitions into an arm wringer and then a snap suplex! Cover…one…two…Fraiser kicks out. Scott hits another snap suplex. Fireman’s carry. Death Valley DDT! Cover, one…two…!
Johnny Suave: A nice series of moves by Kevin Scott but Fraiser somehow kicks out!
Colleen Crowder: Jack Fraiser needs to get it in gear. Jamie Fraser wouldn’t be losing like this.
Scott keeps his focus as he drags Fraiser up. Fisherman lift…no…Fraiser lands on the other side of him. Into the ropes…roll up and over…one…two…NO!! Scott survives and hauls Fraiser up quick. Fraiser fights out of an arm bar. Scott drives a knee to the gut. Lift…vertical suplex! Cover…one…two…Fraiser gets the shoulder up. Scott drags Fraiser up again…cradle counter by Fraiser…one…two…NO! Scott escapes at the last second!
Colleen Crowder: That’s more like it! Go Jamie Fraser, go!
Johnny Suave: Um…that’s…(realizes the futility of correcting her)…yeah, never mind.
Now Fraiser in the ascendancy. Big palm strike! And another! Scott retreats. Dropkick by Fraiser. Sunset flip…cover…one…two…AGAIN, Scott gets the shoulder up!
Colleen Crowder: COUNT FASTER!
Johnny Suave: Fraiser has Scott in trouble!
Fraiser sneaks a glance at Blaire Rendell at ringside, grits his teeth, and pushes forward. Scott hits a drop toehold and drops the leg across Fraiser’s back. Scott sits down on his back to bend Fraiser’s head back but a wave of green hits the ring and dive on him.
Johnny Suave: IT’S THE GREEN WORLD ORDER!
Green World OrderValet: Peta from PETAHT: 5’ 8” WT: 123 / HOME: Los Angeles, CAGreenPeteHT: 5′ 11″ WT: 195 / HOME: Los Angeles, CA FIN: Harpoon (modified spear or gore)‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee HT: 6′ 3″ WT: 192 / HOME: New York City, NY FIN: The JuicerPeaceNick–HT: 5′ 10″ WT: 180 / HOME: Bremerton, WA FIN: Choroform
Peta, GreenPete and Lee triple up on Scott. PeaceNick does not take part in the violence- he actually walks around the ring with a sign decrying the inherent violence in PCW.
Also at ringside, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. She’s cheering on the GWO’s attack on Scott.
Colleen Crowder: Kevin Scott had it coming. The message here? Don’t mess with AOC!
The referee calls for the bell.
Johnny Suave: Annnnnnnd?
WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATION/NEW #1 CONTENDER FOR THE PCW TITLE: ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott @ 4:57
Colleen Crowder (shocked): WHAT?
Close up on Jack Fraiser. He can’t believe he’s just been disqualified.
Johnny Suave: In a classic case of losing the battle but winning the war. Kevin Scott is the NEW number one contender for the PCW title!
Fraiser and his Oootlander Blaire Rendell climb back into the ring and attack the GWO.
Colleen Crowder: WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
Johnny Suave: The GWO just cost Fraiser a shot at the PCW title! I’d be pissed too.
Colleen Crowder: Sorry Jack! Sometimes you have to make a sacrifice for the greater good!
Johnny Suave: The GWO had no right to make that call at Jack Fraiser’s expense.
Professor McCarthy comes out to the stage directs the rest of his Flock to attack Jack Fraiser and his Oootlander. Professor McCarthy’s Flock (GWO, The Young Jerks: Zenk Cryger, James Idahola, and their screechy, profane valet Anna, Codee Pink, Emily S. List) jump Fraiser and Rendell.
Johnny Suave: IT’S NOW NINE AGAINST THREE!
Colleen Crowder: That’ll teach them a valuable lesson.
Professor McCarthy climbs into the ring. Fraiser and Rendell are laid out on the floor. Codee Pink glitter bombs Scott and he’s blinded. The Flock are now pummeling the living hell out of Scott.
Professor McCarthy: Again, if you’re not with us- you’re against us. If you don’t say what we want you to say- we will shout you down. If you don’t believe what we want you to believe- we will shut you down. If you don’t conform to the politically correct things listed in this book- we will destroy you.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: Or I’ll put you on my list!
Professor McCarthy: Or she’ll put you on her list.
Johnny Suave: List? What list?
Ocasio-Cortez gets on the microphone in the ring.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: I am putting everyone at PCW on notice. Anyone who doesn’t agree with me and who doesn’t support my views…
AOC holds up a clipboard with notebook paper and a pen attached to it.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: …I am putting your name on this list!
Johnny Suave (voiceover): Wait a sec? Wasn’t this done before?
Colleen Crowder (v/o): What?
Johnny Suave (v/o): I could swear that this is been done before.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: So you all had better get with the program. We are in charge now and-
Air raid sirens start going off.
Johnny Suave: WAIT A MINUTE!
Crowder becomes confused.
’Hit Me Like a Bomb’- Third Day
The youngest sister of the Bomb family, Ensen DeAirey-Bomb aka…I-Bomb comes out pulling a wagon with the life size wooden statue of General George S. Patton carved out a hickory tree inside.
Johnny Suave: HOLY CRAP!…It’s the NEW Advocates of the American Military Complex!
Weapons of Mass Destruction II MGR: Ensen DeAirey-Bomb aka…I-BombHT: 5’ 6” WT: 112 / HOME: Alamogordo, NM / FIN: Incendiary Powerbomb Newt Tron Bomb…N-BombHT: 5’ 11” WT: 190 / HOME: Alamogordo, NM / FIN: Silent, But DeadlyFrank Bomb aka…F-Bomb HT: 6’ 2” WT: 200 / HOME: Alamogordo, NM / FIN: F BombSUBGROUP: General George S. Patton (Deceased)
AOC hides behind Professor McCarthy.
Codee Pink charges WMD. I-Bomb kicks her in the gut. Spin. Lift. Incendiary Powerbomb on the floor.
Emily S. List. Kick. Spin. Lift. Incendiary Powerbomb.
Cryger charges F-Bomb. Kick. Spin. Lift. F Bomb.
Idahola charges F-Bomb- kick. Spin. Lift. F-Bomb.
Brock Cole Lee- kick. Spin. Lift. F-Bomb.
GreenPete- kick. Spin. Lift. F-Bomb.
Peta? She hides behind PeaceNick. PeaceNick edges towards the ropes planning his escape.
Newt Tron Bomb then climbs onto the apron and up on the turnbuckle. He turns and faces the crowd. Then he crouches and points his butt towards Professor McCarthy, AOC, PeaceNick, and Peta.
Colleen Crowder: What is he doing?
People in the front rows frantically put gas masks over their faces.
Frank Bomb and Ensen DeAirey-Bomb put on gas masks.
Colleen Crowder: Okay, why is everyone putting gas masks on?
Johnny Suave: Think Halitosis’s breath with a larger blast radius.
Colleen Crowder: Huh? What?
Too late. Suddenly, Professor McCarthy clutches his throat and tries to cover his nose.
Johnny Suave: SILENT BUT DEADLY! SILENT BUT DEADLY! (out of the side of his mouth) Oh…geez. What the hell did he eat earlier?
Colleen Crowder: What? (Then she gets it) Ohhhhhhh……..(THUMP)
Crowder’s head lands on the broadcast desk.
McCarthy, AOC, PeaceNick, Peta- all down and out.
Several people in close proximity to the ring not wearing gas masks- down and out.
Johnny Suave: Newt Tron Bomb clears the ring…(Suave checks on Crowder- she’s down and out)…and our broadcast desk. I’m sure he, F-Bomb, and I-Bomb will now make Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s list of deplorables.
Newt then gets on the microphone. N-Bomb says they’ve been sent to PCW for a purpose.
Newt Tron Bomb: Last week, Dawn McGill cost our brothers a match. We are here for payback for the best tag team that’s ever graced a PCW ring. We are also here to make sure that the Advocates of the American Military Complex continue to have a strong presence in PCW.
Johnny Suave: Oh, they’ve had a ‘strong’ presence here all right.
N-Bomb warns the Island of Misfit Wrestlers…Rah and Halitosis…their days as PCW Tag Team champions are limited.
N-Bomb drops the mic and WMD head to the back.
The PCW clean-up crew head to ringside to revive a few people.
Johnny Suave: While they get the ring cleaned out, we’ll be back after these messages.
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**COMMERCIAL BREAK**
Brought to you by the American Patriots:
[PCW Owner Dawn McGill watches the action on a monitor in her office.]
*KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK*
[She warily gazes at the door. She knows who’s there.]
Dawn McGill: Come in.
[It’s American Patriot Leaders Kevin McCarthy from California and Mitch McConnell from Kentucky.]
Dawn McGill: Kevin. Mitch. What a surprise.
[McCarthy and McConnell approach her desk.]
Dawn McGill: What do you have on your mind?
Kevin McCarthy: Dawn, we’re here to offer you a golden opportunity.
[Dawn knew that already but she humored the pair.]
Dawn McGill: Golden opportunity, you say?
Mitch McConnell: Yes. PCW should come home…to the Red Brand.
[Dawn sits back in her chair.]
Dawn McGill: Come home to the Red Brand.
Kevin McCarthy: That’s right. The American Patriots are the faction of Abraham Lincoln. The Red Brand is the perfect place for you to be.
Dawn McGill: I see. And where would our wrestlers start?
Mitch McConnell: Of course, your wrestlers will have to start at entry level.
Dawn McGill: Entry level?
Mitch McConnell: The pay isn’t great but it’s better than it used to be.
Kevin McCarthy: And we also have some wrestlers who are bankrolled by some of our big corporate supporters. They would have to be pushed ahead of all the newcomers.
Dawn McGill: I’ve heard that.
Mitch McConnell: Plus, there’s the whole corporate branding of the characters that would have to be done.
Dawn McGill: Well, as much as that sounds intriguing (turns facetious)…and it does…I think I’m going to pass.
Kevin McCarthy: I see, you want us to sweeten the deal.
[McCarthy makes a hand gesture that denotes ‘sweetening the deal.’ McGill’s knows what he’s doing and wonders why the hell he’s doing it.]
Kevin McCarthy: Okay, we can throw in advocating lower taxes without demanding reduced spending, laissez faire regulations that favor corporations, health care and wages that again favor big business at the expense of ordinary workers.
Mitch McConnell: Let’s not forget big business trickle down economic policies that also favor large employers and leave middle America behind.
Dawn McGill: Ahh…gotcha.
[Yeah she’s not impressed with them either.]
Dawn McGill: Guys, that’s a really bad deal.
Kevin McCarthy: Ooooh…we’ve got a negotiator here.
Dawn McGill: Um no. I’m not negotiating.
[But yet, the negotiating begins.]
Mitch McConnell: Okay…and I can’t believe I’m saying this…Miss McGill, we’ll even throw in a half assed promise to root out deep state bureaucrats and keep out activist judges who undermine legislate from the bench and thwart the will of the people…
Kevin McCarthy: …while maintaining the status quo for the Washington D.C. beltway elites to continue to prosper while middle America withers on the vine like they have for the past 25 years.
Dawn McGill: Really?
[Dawn’s eyebrows raise.]
Kevin McCarthy: That’s our final offer.
[Dawn’s cell phone rings.]
Dawn McGill: Um, no. If you’ll excuse me.
[She answers her phone.]
Dawn McGill: Hello?
[Dawn becomes alarmed.]
Dawn McGill: WHAT? (pause) I’ll be right there.
(She ends the call.)
Dawn McGill: Sorry guys…duty calls.
[Dawn sprints out of the office and slams the door behind her.]
Kevin McCarthy: Ah, the old pretend an emergency has come up and shut the door in our face trick!
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PCW ON THE ROADMarch 8th – United Wireless Center / Dodge City, KS March 9th – Tony’s Pizza Events Center / Salina, KS March 10th – Hartman Arena / Park City, KS March 16th – Jamestown Civic Center / Jamestown, SD March 22nd – Silverstein Eye Centers Arena / Independence, MO March 23rd – Qwest Center Omaha / Omaha, NE March 24th – Sanford Pentagon / Sioux Falls, SD March 30th – Taft Coliseum / Columbus, OH March 31st – Mayo Civic Center / Rochester, MN April 6th – Loose Cannons Unleashed PPV @ the D.C. Armory / Washington, D.C.
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Cut back to Suave at the broadcast desk.
Suave informs everyone that the ring’s been cleared and everyone’s okay.
Johnny Suave: Without further ado, let’s go to Kimber Marshall in the ring for our main event.
MAIN EVENT/NON-TITLE MATCH: PCW Champion ‘The One Man Anti-Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism vs. Jack from State Barn Insurance Kimber introduces Jack from State Barn Insurance who’s already in the ring dressed in his bright red polo shirt and khaki pants.
Then…
*‘No Smoke Without a Fire’ – Bad Company*
Johnny Suave: Here comes the PCW Champion!
‘The One Man Anti-Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism–former PCW Champion and 2 time PCW Television ChampionHT: 6′ 2″ WT: 225 / HOME: Hollywood, CA FIN: Anti-Hollywood Blockbuster
Chism comes out to the stage holding up the PCW Title belt.
Johnny Suave: So, with Kevin Scott’s win earlier tonight, the Chism vs. Scott showdown for the title is definitely in the horizon.
Chism decides to talk first before going to the ring. He says Stone Chism is the PCW champion in spite of all the Hollywood folks no longer supporting him! He gets that the Progressive Alliance wanted Chism to lose to ‘Mr. Hollywood’ Kevin Daniels…so to put the icing on the cake, to get rid of all the doubt, and to stick to them again- Chism defeated Daniels, again.
Stone Chism: The Progressive Alliance probably has it in their minds that I can’t beat their big wrestlers…the Ultimate Social Justice Warrior, The Massachusetts Bluebloods Jay F. Kennedy and Ray F. Kennedy, or Bobby Dahlman. I’m sure the American Patriots think Kirk Walstreit, Charlie Blackwell, or even Magnum PO’d can beat me. And now, here in PCW it’s Kevin Scott who thinks he can beat me. Kevin Scott is good. Kevin Scott is really good.
Chism shrugs. Chism says Scott’s wrong and they’re all wrong- he can beat them all and he’s going to prove it starting tonight with Jack- from State Barn Insurance. Chism drops the mic and raises the title. Then he starts walking towards the ring.
Then out of nowhere, three men hit the ring and blow up Jack from State Barn Insurance.
Confused, Chism stops in his tracks and looks around.
Johnny Suave: What the hell? Who are those three men?
Suave realizes who they’re wrestling for when Phil Finebaum and then ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann come out.
McMann takes the microphone.
Mr. McMann: Ladies and gentlemen of PCW. The house has been swept. New blood has been brought in. Please welcome the new and improved Sports Entertainment Coalition.
Sports Entertainment Coalition‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson “The 330 Pound Southern Brawler”AGE: 37 / HT: 6′ 1″ WT: 330 / HOME: Troy, AL FIN: High Crossbody into a Powerbomb‘Dastardly’ Dave MillerAGE: 28 / HT: 6’ 0” WT: 240 / HOME: Columbus, GA FIN: Southern Cross‘Dangerous’ Dan WilliamsAGE: 42 / HT: 6’ 2” WT: 252 / HOME: Wemberly, TX FIN: Devil’s Triangle (Triangle Choke)
McMann states Dickinson is gunning for the PCW title. Miller and Williams have their eye on the tag belts. He has a special message for Jill Berg Enterprises, though.
Mr. McMann: I haven’t forgotten about you. I haven’t forgotten about Charlie Blackwell either. But right now, you all seem to have forgotten the fact that the SEC is the pre-eminent faction in PCW.
Phil Finebaum: My faction is better than your faction and the SEC is the best of the best. That’s why Dickinson, Miller, and Williams were brought in. That’s why soon, the SEC will control the two biggest belts in PCW.
Male Voice: And I certainly haven’t forgotten about you.
Suave is shocked at who he sees.
Johnny Suave: HOLY CRAP! HE’S BACK!
William Daniels Bryan– ‘The Prairie Populist’-3 time PCW Champion. Former PCW Television Champion HT: 5’10″ WT: 180, HOME: Platte, Nebraska FIN: Cattle Mutilation/Crane Kick
Johnny Suave: William Daniels Bryan has been out since mid-October of 2018. That’s when the Antifa broke his leg at a house show in Rolla, Missouri and put him out of commission.
Suave adds that no one has seen or heard anything from Bryan in a few weeks.
Johnny Suave: We knew he was working hard to get back. He looks fantastic.
On the stage, Bryan looks tanned and rested.
Johnny Suave: The title race may have just been turned completely upside down with the addition of ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson and the return of William Daniels Bryan to the mix. We are out of time. That’s all for tonight’s show. I’m Johnny Suave. See you next week.
#politics#political#political satire#POTUS#populist#political wrestling#political nation#republican#democrat#democracy#independent#conservative#liberal#libertarian#left wing#right wing#Red State#blue state#heartland#moderate#alexandria ocasio-cortez#jerrold nadler#new york times
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Grand Stage for the ask meme? :o
Oh my god, thank you! I love you for this! Okay, I was practically begging for it in the tags, but I didn’t expect it to be the first one I got.
@plateauofmemories:Grand Stage?
Yes! I love you too for reading my tags and guessing that Grand Stage was 1,857% exactly what I was screaming about.
How I entered/learned about the said game/show/movie/etc of that fandom
I was actually following Eterire’s blog and Twitter account for a different series they were working on called ‘Yoiyo Mori no Hime’. I was completely surprised when they announced they’d be releasing Grand Stage, a series of yuri drama/situation CDs aimed at a female audience. That alone was enough to hook me, but then I read the synopsis and saw the cast list and I was in love. Yuri CDs with Ogata Megumi and Saiga Mitsuki in the cast? Sign me up! I was also familiar with Toyoguchi Megumi and Inoue Marina (and less so with Kitamura Eri), but I wasn’t entirely sure how they’d approach their characters. That didn’t change how excited I was for Grand Stage, and I was sure they’d be great even if I hadn’t heard them in roles like that before.
Fave character
Ryoya. I love her so much. I will sing her praises (while acknowledging her faults) to anyone who will listen for as long as they will let me carry on.
Ironically, she didn’t start out as my favorite. I was sure that my seiyuu bias would win out and either Akito or Yui would claim that spot. I actually thought I wouldn’t like her much because of how she was described; silly me, I forgot I’m actually weak to arrogant tsundere characters. Anyway, when I first heard her voice, I was so blown away and impressed with Toyoguchi-san’s performance. I just…wanted to keep listening to the PV to hear her voice, but “She’s absolutely not going to be my favorite,” I said. And then her CD came out and I had to listen to it a few times because, who was I kidding, I was totally smitten. Lesson learned: Never try to out-tsun a tsundere. It doesn’t work.
Least fave character
No such thing.
Although, I guess my heart doesn’t go all どきどき for Akito and Eru like it does the others. They’re just a little too high-energy for me. I still love them though!
OTP(s)
I ship all the otokoyaku with their musumeyaku partners, but of course, I’m most invested in Ryoya and her partner. My investment goes very very deep. Like, so deep that I wasn’t satisfied with keeping the nameless faceless voiceless partner role designated to the listener so I gave her a name and a face and voice (I chose a seiyuu for her). I’ve written fanfiction and even commissioned art of her and you can bet in the near future I’ll be commissioning art of her and Ryoya together. Make of that what you will. You can’t take away the happiness it brings me. (I will say as an added note, the musumeyaku partners do have distinct personalities from one another based on what I’ve gathered from the CDs and the SS that came with the LE copies of the CDs, so it isn’t difficult at all to imagine them as their own characters separate from the listener.)
Pairing that everyone likes but I don’t get
Umm, I don’t really ship the otokoyaku characters together, but I’m all for shipping what makes you happy, and I do see the appeal of it.
Fave thing about the fandom
Literally everyone is so nice and supports Grand Stage. I don’t think we would have gotten a second set of CDs and a stage play if it hadn’t been for everyone buying the CDs and the limited amount of character goods they’ve released.
Also, I’ve met some lovely people thanks to our shared interest in Grand Stage, and I’m so grateful for that.
The most despised thing
Nothing. This fandom is beautiful and pure (well, maybe not pure if the R18 content on Pixiv is anything to go by, but shhhh). I will destroy anything that tries to disrupt our lily-scented paradise.
If there is something I would change from said game/show/movie/etc., what would it be.
I wouldn’t change anything, but I think it would be nice to have artwork and bios for all the characters given names who are important/tied to the main cast up on the official site’s character page.
Aaand if I thought it would do any good, I’d be campaigning for a third set of Grand Stage CDs. Ideally, they’d continue following the cast we all love, but I also wouldn’t say no to introducing new main characters.
I’m so happy I got to gush about Grand Stage. Thank you both!
#グランステージ#Grand Stage#battymarionette#plateauofmemories#Is it okay to post in the main tag?#It should probably be okay.#Thanks again!
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Winner?
Inbox me a K-Pop group and I’ll tell you:
fan or not YES!
how long i’ve been a fan I remember watching WIN Who is Next? and truth be told I was rooting for Ikon but i loved MINO so much! I loved him for quite sometime, but I didn’t become an offical fan until Sentimental, because Empty really wasn’t my thing and music wise there wasn’t much else to jugde them off of, but i was and still am a big fan of Mino
the first song i heard by them Empty
my favourite song as of now gunna be a causal and say Really Really lol or okey Dokey by Mino and Zico even though that isn’t Winner shhhh...
the first mv i saw Empty
my favourite mv as of now Sentimental
who my bias is First bias was Taehyun (go figure again my fave leaves... I have to stop having favorites) but no I see no one but Mino (that’s not true.) it’s hard to pick a favorite because I love all of them. But I’ve just known Mino longer because of Block B. So he’s my bias now.
thank you so much for sending all of these. THis was fun and i really appropriate it! Feel free to send more! I love underrated groups
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((Oh look, I’m jumping on a meme bandwagon here.
Here are my favorite-to-use Heroes characters of each weapon type (with dragonstones lumped together, I guess.) Explanations below cut. And yes, this only includes characters that I’ve pulled and used.
And if you want to make your own, here’s the template. Not tagging anybody for this because I don’t know who plays FEH outside of a couple of my friends.
Sword: Ryoma holds a very special place in my heart, seeing as he was the very first hero I pulled in the game when I downloaded it on launch day. Yes, my luck is so insane, I got a consistently high tier hero right off the goddamn bat. Technically I use Xander more because he’s on my Horse Emblem team, but I like using Ryoma better. Also shoutouts to Ryoma for helping me beat Valter Infernal when Xander couldn’t tank the red mages thanks to his low speed. For the curious, Ryoma here is +HP -def.
Lance: Lukas is a weird case. He started off as a character I was frustrated with, because I had just built a 4* Lukas for the then-upcoming Tempest Trial where he was a bonus unit, as he was the only bonus unit I had at the time. Suddenly, while I was pulling on Ylissean Summer for Robin, a 5* Lukas shows up instead. Not only did Lukas pity break me (and I never did get Summer Robin ;~;), but he threw a wrench in my TT plans. I had to make the 5* Lukas eat the 4* Lukas so as to not waste the fodder I had given him, but I’m glad I did. This guy is insanely bulky on the physical side. 43 defense after Fortress Def 3, and that’s -def IV (+atk though, to make up for it). I love throwing this brick wall at physical units in Arena Assault and having him laugh at any incoming attacks or, even if he does take any damage, he heals it back up quickly with Renewal 3. Put him on a defense tile and almost nothing physical can even dent him. So he’s actually half physical wall, half pseudo-cleric (he also has Reciprocal Aid), and I’m proud of his build.
Axe: I don’t have too many axes (I think I only have like 4 of them), but I like using Brave Ike. I’m seriously a fan of slapping him onto a defense tile and tanking for days with Urvan and Aether. Also shoutouts to Brave Axe+ Cherche for being a complete powerhouse. I would have put her here, but the defense tile shenanigans with Brave Ike are slightly more entertaining for me. Brave Ike also came home in like 30 orbs. My CYL luck was insane. Neutral IV as well, so I didn’t get screwed (though Brave Ike really can work with anything, honestly).
Bow: “Oh look,” the naysayers groan, “another idiot who only likes overpowered units.” To be honest, it’s not like I really have anything else to put in this category. My only other 5* archer is a -spd Rebecca I never use, and for 4*s, Gordin and Jeorge are barely passable. I’ve also never gotten Klein ever. That said, Brave Lyn is extremely powerful and with Brave Bow+, she’s a force to be reckoned with, even more so on a Horse Emblem team. Yes, I upgraded a Gordin to 5* just to fodder off his Brave Bow+ to Lyn as opposed to giving me another 5* archer to work with. Lyn puts the bow to better use anyway though. She was my freebie pull from CYL because I was SUPER desperate for a good archer, so obviously she’s neutral IV. Also shoutouts to Lyn and her horse being so goddamn space-intensive that she cameoed in Lukas and Brave Ike’s portraits too.
Dagger: Had I done this meme a month ago, this spot would have been filled by Jaffar. He was literally the only 5* dagger unit I had and the only one I ever used. However, trying to pull Elincia on Dauntless Crimeans (yes, I succeeded eventually), I got pity broken by Eirika, and so I pulled the rest of the orbs in that set. As such, I got Nephenee and my very first Kagero at 4* rarity. Better yet, she was +spd! (also -res, but that doesn’t really matter too much anyway when her HP is so low.) So, knowing +spd Kagero doubled a ton of stuff with Darting Blow, I upgraded her to 5* rarity and threw the skill in question onto her. With Poison Strike and Savage Blow, she pokes holes in anything that’s nearby and not already dead. She’s really good, and definitely deserving of this spot.
Red Tome: Even though I have Arvis ready to go for the upcoming Tempest Trial, I haven’t really gotten to use him at his full potential yet (can’t wait for the stat bonuses he’s getting for being a bonus unit~), and thus, until then, Katarina is my favorite red tome unit. Maybe she’ll even stay my favorite if Arvis fails to deliver. But yes, Katarina is ridiculously strong, especially when allies are nearby to boost her Raudrowl tome’s power. Heck, my Katarina is -atk +spd and she still decimates stuff with ease. A very solid red tome unit.
Blue Tome: I fully admit that I am a low tier scrub who uses and abuses Reinhardt for everything. I had the luck of pulling a +atk -def 5* Reinhardt from the Family Bonds (or whichever banner he debuted on), so I did the typical Dire Thunder nuke build with him after Skill Inheritance became a thing (minus Death Blow 3 because, again, never pulled Klein. Only DB2 for now.), but that’s boring. Everybody builds Reinhardt to do that. Instead, I’m picking a typical build on a not-as-common unit, Male Robin! There may be some character bias here too but shhhh. Yes, everybody who actually bothers to build Robin slaps Triangle Adept and Bowbreaker or Swordbreaker on him, but I still find it more fun to use him than Reinhardt. There’s something so satisfying seeing archers do almost nothing to him, then he retaliates and often kills the opponent with a nice and toasty Bonfire. Because Robin does his job so well, I’ve been inspired to build other TA raven mages, hence below. IV is +HP -res. I want something better eventually. Also shoutouts to Shigure for finally coming home yesterday, btw. He was extremely easy to train and build thanks to double SP weekend and B Tome Valor. He’s +res -def, which is pretty decent.
Green Tome: As hinted above, Inigo here does the exact same thing as Robin does, except he’s green. Which is even better, because that means he can bait both Brave Lyn AND Reinhardt. AND he’s also a dancer! So much utility! I couldn’t help but 5* a Cecilia to give Inigo Gronnraven+ for that purpose, and boy does he do the job well. Yeah, Boey is technically a better Gronnraven user thanks to his high defense (and I do have a Gronnraven Boey, albeit not Gronnraven+ because Boey was a pity breaker when I was trying to get Summer Elise), but you just can’t beat Inigo’s utility. Even though Inigo was technically a pity breaker, seeing as I was trying to get Shigure, I’m not salty at all that I got him. Neutral IV, which I’m perfectly fine with.
Dragon: I’ve never pulled Nowi, and I’ve never built any of the other dragons. Meanwhile, Young Tiki has come home twice (yes, she’s a merged Y!Tiki). Even though that makes Young Tiki win by default, I actually built her just prior to her being an arena bonus unit this season, and wow does she kick butt. I am very pleased that I built Young Tiki now. Nothing too out of the ordinary: Lightning Breath+ (from her adult self that I didn’t bother training), Fury and Quick Riposte make her a VERY efficient Brave Ike counter. Older one was +res -spd, which was a great mixed wall, but the newer one is +atk -HP and the one I picked to use and merged into.
Staff: Technically, Genny’s here by default. She’s my only 5* staff user. However, she’s actually very good, so even if she wasn’t my only 5* staff user, she’d still be here. This little sheep is +atk -def and was a lucky pull from Hero Fest 2. I gave her Atk+3 and that puts her attack at a VERY solid 51. Wrathful Staff makes her punch holes in literally everything with that insanely powerful Assault. And she’s not affected by the Weapon Triangle either (excluding raven tomes), so she attacks with impunity. A powerful colorless mage who also has healing capabilities. I approve.
#outoftomes#[I saw this meme and I thought it would be fun to do]#[explanations were my own doing though]#[if anybody copies this meme don't feel obligated to make a long ass explanation post too lol]#Rye Plays Fire Emblem Heroes#** Roster Backlog | Queue **
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HOW WAS MONSTA X IN DALLAS COURTNEY KDFNOWer I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WENT?!?!?! ALso is it as lit as B.A.P concerts (I need to know for next time!!!!)
uhUHhHh as jooheon said, “let’s get lit everybody.” (true statement i swear on my life.)first thing’s first guys i got a fucking sunburn all over my damn legs like i didn’t even know i could burn but holy shit???? also shoutout to the man who gave me the fan?/?/? (bald, outer shirt that says ‘sinner’ on the back, whoever u are) you are my new bias i have left changkyun and lowkeyclosetbiasminhyuk and have decided to be biased with you instead you’re the tru mvp. like, i think i would have actually died lmao it was so fucking hot. my eyeliner literally melted off my face. also shoutout to the girls dancing in the lot. they were hecka talented and incredibly beautiful and i want to marry all of them.-hello all so what i have learned from this concert is that i may be a minhyuk bias i don’t know what happened but i’m just here to tell you that-minhyuk-is-an-angel-from-heaven-shownu literally said, as his intro, “hello ladies and gentlemen” #same-speakin of awk mh was so cute he was like “nice to meet you dallas i’m minhyuk” and he did these little curt waves to everyone (those awk little waves he does idk how to explain he’s so cute osmfa)-changkyun spoke so much english and he quite literally ruined me i don’t think i’m alive anymore-his voice-his personality-his everhting-he’s just-cries-while talking about who personifies “beautiful” the most, wh stepped up and ck was like “go back to your seat please” (#me)-right after ^ jh goes “make some noise for his muscles”-”his muscles is (are) beautiful”-sn: ”hyungwon is little bit sick. but he now…very…better….now…. i.m pls” (i love his plea for help–you’re doing gr8 babe) / ck: “uh, he’s getting better so you don’t have to worry about him, okay guys?”-wh pushing everyone and then they all started like…jump kicking….and roundhouse..kicking….???-mh was like “the king of aegyo is–???” and mbb were screamin out jooheon but then kihyun highkey threw him into the pit and was like “minhyuk!” so there’s that-mh’s “oh my god~” that was supposed to be an imitation of dallas mbbs haha rip-ck’s “this concert name is beautiful and you guys are so beautiful so beautiful girls~~ all over the world~~“-mh’s “namja aegyo” that used kh-mh was like “for example…/pats kh/ man”-ck was like, lmao sassy bean he is, “ofc he’s a man, ofc. he’s a man. he really is!”-for the namjaegyo mh just walked up to kh, “hi guys,” put his arm on his shoulder and goes: “you are….mine” /pushes hi away lightly/ and then kh is just like staring out at us like in the office when they stare at the camera and they’re just like wtf yea that was kh-ck highkey fooling the entire fucking audience and was like “lol shownu is in the back!!! in the audience!!!” but he wasn’t fuckin troll ass piece of shit i love him-jh forcing kh into an english ver of gwiyomi and he was the cutest thing on the planet-btw-kihyun-is-tiny.-tiny-he is smol please protect him at all costs-kh was singing a “romantic song” for us and the rest of the members just like highkey started walking away lmao-i would fight anyone to protect him-MINHYUK’S LITTLE “THANK YOU THANK YOU” “I LOVE YOU” AND “OK” NEAR THE END DESTROYED ME PHYSICALLY EMOTIONALLY MENTALLY HE IS THE CUTEST THING ON THIS PLANET I AM DEAD-from zero is a blessing from the gods above-wonho is actually the cutest-????-his giggles are the cutest thing-he played around the most and he was just a ray of sunshine and hope and joy and everything good in the world he’s so adorable-i forgot what song but his mic kind of died and he noticed and when it came back on he just kinda fell into giggles and iT HURT ME-I CAN’T BELIEVE HOW ADORABLE HE IS-everything he did was just so cute-he’s also hecka cheesy-but then he tryna be nekkid make up ur m ind-after mh did aegyo wh was like “if we talkin romantics it’s mh” and mh was like (in english) “i’m done, i’m done) lmao-hi also jh&kh’s duet stage actually ruined me-like-i was close to tears-and also-i was speechless-chANGKYUN IN THAT WHITE SHIRT AND MINT PANTS FUCK HE LOOKED GOOD-sn/wh/mh/ck making fun of kh’s rapping from the duet-wh kept saying “it’s a joke~” after everything he said smh-wonho asked if we ate dinner yet and we said no and he was like what??? no???? and we were like no and then he asked if we came from somewhere far and we screamed yes and he was like “does anyone live further than i do” lmao he got us-“we, monsta x, will fight for you forever” way to ruin my life ck-wh tryna pour water on ck’s head-jooheon’s everything-jooheon is everything and more-jooheon is indescribable i can’t-his voice when he said “lemme see ur aegyo” ogsg-wh threw a sweat towel out in the crowd and at the end mh did the same thing and got a reaction and kh looked at him like wtf why did they scream and he kinda just explained it to him, on stage, in the middle of a performance, and kh’s lines were next, and honestly it was so, fucking, cute, omg-changkyun told us “concentrate, concentrate…shhhh” and i–-chANGKYUn WAS LIKE “THE FRONT OF MY BABIES” LIKE EXCUSE ME?!?! (referring to the mbbs at the front)-shownu is as awkward a grandpa dad irl as he is in varities and vlives-and i love it-he’s perfect-he’s honestly so adorable-idk if anyone has a video of it yet but like changkyun’s voice when he was like “it was so romantic” i cried-at the end when they bowed they did this little cute thing where they all held hands and moved around the stage in a line like elementary school kids it was ridiculously cute-honestly none of this is in order i haven’t slept in 48 hours i had to drive 8 hours it’s just-the tapes were so cute oml but you can just find those online it’s the same for all the concerts but like let me tell you hyungwon looked soOOoOof ucking good also that one part where he’s like “man is it just me or do i look good today” and mh goes “what are you talking about you look good everyday” and i was like oh ok-i really missed hyungwon tbh we love you come to dallas next time bb-tihs is all i can remember i’m dyingas for whether it was more or less “lit” as a b.a.p concert–idk. i think mx and b.a.p have completely different dynamics that make them fun to watch. b.a.p’s concerts are pretty much known for being really well thought out and really immersive. they have a lot of shit going on on stage lmao and it’s like an Artistic Masterpiece to watch tbh. b.a.p’s performances are 100% spot on what is a backup track we only sing live 500% performance based the entire stage is used with 3204982304924 backup dancers if needed, basically, b.a.p are extra as fuck (and i love it). that said, it doesn’t really make me think it’s particularly better than monsta x’s. because b.a.p’s concerts are very, very performance based, the talk sessions are usually shorter and less interactive unless it’s an event session (it makes sense when you integrate the b.a.p personalities and group dynamics into it tbh), but monsta x had a lot of little breaks to talk and make the concert a lot of fun. monsta x take the time to play around with each other and stuff during the talks whilst b.a.p does it during the performances where they don’t have as much choreo; in exchange, monsta x don’t really stray from the main choreo (except for a few cute things). i don’t know if i’m explaining this well bc it’s like literally 6am and i got home an horu ago and i haven’t slept in sooooOoo long but basically monsta x and b.a.p have different concert styles and i think both are really awesome. also!! monsta x uses the whole stage (not naming group names but one group i went to see didn’t use the whole stage and only took up like 1/3rd of it for the entire time and it really bothered me bc it looked awkward)!!! and, similar to b.a.p, they sound a million times better live. like. i can’t. plus, again, like b.a.p, they’re far more beautiful than you think. you’ll go in thinkin’ you know what they look like but girl no. no camera can truly portray the etherealness of these members, b.a.p or monsta x. definitely go to an mx concert in your lifetime you won’t regret it. the members are so fun and enjoyable and their performance skills are great and i love all of them sm and they’re perfect. their concert style may not be the same as b.a.p’s but i promise you’ll def enjoy a mx concert ;v;
#if i can find links to these things at some point in time i'll link them bt like guys i'm so fucking tired#monstaxindallas#beautifulindallas#monsta x
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tag thing
i was tagged by @hojoontrash, thank you so much!!
rules: answer 20 questions and then tag 20 people
nickname: askflnsd i have so many irl, including (but not limited to) rib-eye (yes, like the steak), rhubarb, reuben, joe, etc. (you can just call me ruby though)
zodiac: scorpio
height: uhh... like somewhere between 5′6″ and 5′8″ i think??
last thing I googled: ... bts jin stop light dance listen i SWEAR i was just doing research for this... project i’m doing which is a real project and also i’m the only one who knows i’m doing it but that’s not important shhhh
favorite music artist: christine and the queens (also agust d but that’s just my bias showing)
song stuck in my head: 4 o’clock by rap monster and v
last movie I saw: 13 going on 30 (which i recommend if you need a good cheesy chick flick for whatever reason)
what am I wearing right now: shorts and this really comfy souvenir sweatshirt from the place my family and i go camping at every summer
why did I choose my url: i didn’t know how soon my interests would change (read: abt two months after i changed my url), so i wanted something fandom-neutral and also pretty-sounding. for some reason i rlly like the word “lovely” and i also love the nighttime, so my brain cranked this out and i decided to use it bc it sounded vaguely poetic/aesthetic
any other blogs: i have a couple inactive ones from when i was in other fandoms *cough*SUPERWHOLOCK*cough*... i have a dark past and you won’t pry the urls from my cold, dead hands
what did your last relationship teach you: n/a bc i’m #single4life
religious or spiritual: yes
favourite color: i don’t think i have one, but i generally like soft, pastel, flowery (does that make sense??) colors
average hours of sleep: like... 6 or 7
lucky number: i’ve liked the number 3 since i was rlly little so that means something right
favourite character: anyone who follows me knows tendou satori from haikyuu!! is the platonic maybe-not-so-platonic idrk exactly how i feel about him??? love of my life. i don’t know how or why it happened but i love him a lot and would die for him
dream job: tv screenwriter
i don’t know 20 people because i’m a loser, but i’m tagging @annoyed-with-the-world-a-bit @aph-fangirl-trash @xheavy-dirty-satanx @nightlight9 and @joelsweet because i get very happy whenever i see you in my notes. you definitely don’t have to do this if you don’t want to, though, and also if you see this and i didn’t tag you, please feel free to do it! i love seeing things like this :)
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