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astonmartinii · 6 months

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nonsense... or is it? | charles leclerc social media au

pairing: charles leclerc x fem singer!reader

face claim: sabrina carpenter

based on this request: sooo, anyways,,, i was thinking maybe a smau where Charles is playing the guy who Milo was and this obviously breaks the internet even more and this leads to them dating ??? idk, just like a really wholesome one where she was his celebrity crush and now they're dating bc of them getting know each other more bc of the music video. sorry if this is all over the place but yeah. - @whoreks

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yourusername: holla babes !!! the feather music video is heading your way fast xxx if only my real boyfriends were like my music videos ones ...

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user1: MOTHER

user2: finally music videos are back baby !!

taylorswift: you can still make the whole place shimmer ✨

yourusername: thanks to you baby

user3: oh to be able to call taylor swift baby

user4: y/n's shade is so underrated - i too wish her boyfriends were as good as her mv ones

user5: she's got such a good eye for casting why can't she do this in her actual love life

user6: okay but he's hot based off a single shoulder i'm excited

user7: you got that from a SHOULDER?

user8: he's TALL?

user9: babe y/n is like 4'2 she makes everyone look tall

user10: say what you want about the catholic church, they got the aesthetic down pat

yourbff1: so we aren't asking the mv boyf out? boring.

yourusername: we have lil things called phones? USE IT HOE

user11: charles leclerc in the likes

user12: so true of him

user13: unless he's... the guy

user14: babe he's way too short lol

user15: have yall seen the sky ad? baby aint acting any time soon

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yourusername: OMG you guys blew the feather music video up !! i'm sure it had nothing to do with this random guy i found off the street? jokes, thank you charles for being the perf mv boyf xx

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user17: HOLY FUCKING SHIT

user18: celeb crush inception no one touch me

charles_leclerc: thank you for my music video debut, maybe you can return the favour one day?

yourusername: i'll return any favour you want

yourbff1: dial down the desperation babe

charles_leclerc: what if i want her to dial it up please?

yourbff1: do NOT encourage her

yourusername: please encourage me :)

user19: Y/N STAND UP PLEASE

user20: actually y/n is so real have yall seen that man YUM

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user21: y/n is a genius for fancasting her future bf in her music video

danielricciardo: THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT? SHARL WHEN I CATCH YOU

pierregasly: and me :( i thought our friendship meant more ....

charles_leclerc: it was a secret

yourusername: he doesn't kiss and tell xoxo

alexalbon: WHAT ??????

charles_leclerc: okay we can stop joking now

yourusername: fine...

user22: the way charles was defo typing that through tears

user23: y/n make the move we believe in you

user24: believe in her? she can get anyone she wants he's gotta STEP UP

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charles_leclerc: had a blast filming for my first ever music video, thank you y/n !!

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user25: i'm feeling a new unhealthy attachment forming

yourusername: feel free to come back any time soon

charles_leclerc: or maybe you can come to me?

yourusername: is this my paddock debut?

charles_leclerc: make sure you're wearing red and it sure can be

yourusername: let me check the wardrobe

user26: i will pass away if we get y/n at a race... in the ferrari garage ???

pierregasly: let it be known i am still angry that you didn't tell me, especially after all the weird rants i've listened to

alexalbon: me too

georgerussell63: me too

landonorris: me too

danielricciardo: me too

carlossainz55: me too

maxverstappen1: me too

charles_leclerc: why is max here?

maxverstappen1: that's what you're taking from this?

charles_leclerc: yeah why are you in my business

maxverstappen1: you make it my business you talk about her all the time

yourusername: oh really ???

charles_leclerc: HE'S A BIG FAT LIAR HE'S ALWAYS BEEN A BIG FAT LIAR ALL HIS LIFE INCLUDING WHEN I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY PUSHED HIM IN A PUDDLE

maxverstappen1: YOU DID PUSH ME IN THAT PUDDLE

yourusername: what is going on here?

user27: poor y/n being thrown into the grid drama

user28: poor charles with the grid trying to expose him

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yourusername: clearly was feeling myself this week

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user31: lol why is max here

maxverstappen1: doing my due diligence as an investigative journalist

charles_leclerc: choke.

user32: is that charles? are we in the soft launch?

user33: let's not get ahead of ourselves, we know charles doesn't dress that well

user34: consider this: girlfriend effect

user35: girlfriend effect is gonna have to do some heavy lifting when it comes to charles' wardrobe

yourbff1: you think you're so slick don't you

yourusername: maybe. maybe not?

yourbff1: you're so annoying

yourusername: annoyingly cute?

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yourbff1: keep your nose out of women's business leclerc

charles_leclerc: SLANDER

user36: i mean they seem to have the same sense of humour

user37: not to sound insane but they are perfect for each other and i will be passing away if they are not together

pierregasly: interesting

danielricciardo: add it to the folder

charles_leclerc: folder ???

maxverstappen1: leave us journalists be

charles_leclerc: can you even read?

yourusername: GET HER JADE

maxverstappen1: add that as well

charles_leclerc: why can't we win?

user38: what is going on in the house of commons

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charles_leclerc: i don't believe in soft launches

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user39: we been knew... but OMG PARENTS

user40: i am crying they're so hot

yourusername: hawt bf obtained

charles_leclerc: sexy gf in my inventory

yourusername: you're such a cute patootie

charles_leclerc: i cannot speak my mind or instagram will censor me

yourusername: ...oop hurry up and come back :(

charles_leclerc: about to break all US speeding laws xoxo

yourusername: not you in your charli xcx era

user41: he's with her ... in the US ... could we get y/n paddock debut in vegas ???

user42: would only be right i fear

user43: the scheduling just about makes sense before she has to go back to opening for taylor in south america

user44: now why did vegas not get in their bag and get y/n to perform at the opening ceremony?

pierregasly: way to ruin the investigation

danielricciardo: yeah we were in our sherlock holmes era

maxverstappen1: have to spoil everything don't you charles 🤨

charles_leclerc: i thought you guys wanted to know who my girlfriend is?

alexalbon: yes, but we wanted to expose it :(

yourusername: CORNY

pierregasly: oh no. he has someone on his side now

yourusername: damn right frenchie. i can hear your asshole twitching from here

pierregasly: WHAT ???

charles_leclerc: idk what that means but YEAH PIERRE TAKE THAT

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charles_leclerc: gutted not to be on the top step but an overall great weekend in vegas. glad to have y/n by my side this weekend before she's off again to slay the stage xx

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user48: charles unironically using the word slay, the girlfriend effect knows no bounds

user49: the sky camera zooming in on y/n watching the podium

user50: i think we watched her fall in love in real time

user51: i mean look at the material... podium charles hits so different i think I FELL IN LOVE

yourusername: you're a winner to me babe

charles_leclerc: and that's all that matters

yourusername: NOPE STAY HUNGRY GET THEM POINTS AND DESTROY THE REST OF THE FIELD

charles_leclerc: okay :)

yourusername: good boy

pierregasly: never say that in public again

maxverstappen1: is this why he's blushing so much in the press conference?

charles_leclerc: NO. NO REASON

yourusername: you sure?

charles_leclerc: i am the unluckiest driver ever and am screwed over at every turn sue me if i like a lil praise

user52: charles is so real for that i also want y/n to tell me i'm doing a good job

alexalbon: enough time has passed. @yourusername can lily get some extra tickets for the eras tour

yourusername: of course. anything for my new bestie

lilymunhe: thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuu. charles you have amazing taste

charles_leclerc: i know :)

yourusername: i mean i got you, so who's the real winner here?

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yourusername: my leg of the eras tour has come to an end :( this was such an insane opportunity, thank you so much taylor xx but this also means i can go annoy charlie until he has to go back to work !!

one last nonsense outro:

i met this lovely boy named charlie,

he races round the world for ferrari,

giving it to me everyday like ari

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user53: i think y/n might actually be winning in life

user54: is she referencing everyday by ariana grande which is literally just a song about having constant sex?

yourusername: yes and what about it? f1 drivers have great stamina

arthurleclerc: DELETE ASAP

yourusername: no can do baby leclerc

user55: fave outro for real

charles_leclerc: i am blushing !!

pierregasly: she just told millions of people all you do is fuck and now you're blushing ???

yourusername: i don't think mr doggy emoji is talking right now

charles_leclerc: at least y/n did it in an artful way

pierregasly: believe me i know YOU WON'T STOP SINGING IT DOWN THE PHONE YOU MENACE

yourusername: you sing my songs :) ?

carlossainz55: ALL THE TIME

yourusername: i don't like your tone mr 🤨

charles_leclerc: i am just showing my love :(

yourusername: @pierregasly @carlossainz55 you made him sad APOLOGIZE IMMEDIATELY

pierregasly: sorry?

carlossainz55: sorry i guess?

charles_leclerc: thank you :) i shall continue to sing to my heart's content

yourusername: good.

taylorswift: you were amazing !! i'll see you soon my love xx

yourusername: i'm hearing double date ??

taylorswift: i'm sure that can be arranged

charles_leclerc: OMG

user56: charles and travis are really the top tier himbo bfs and i love them for that

fin.

note: i really loved writing this so i hope this was everything you imagined and more!! i'm just getting into sabrina's music but i was a girl meets world stan so... i hope i did the nonsense outro justice xxx

#f1 imagine #f1 x reader #f1 instagram au #f1 x you #f1 #f1 social media au #charles leclerc imagine #charles leclerc instagram au #charles leclerc instagram edit #charles leclerc x you #charles leclerc x reader #charles leclerc #charles leclerc fanfic

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tokio-motel · 8 months

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heyyy boo boo bear🥰🥰🥰

so i finally thought of smth(kinda did i alr send this) AHEM full band(separately headcannons cause aint nobody wanna write alat) with s bf who is a BIG ASS ppl pleaser(wait wait this aint the main idea)

imagine reader prolly always gets his back blown out but he's always giving the aftercare(like them mfs dont have a choice) and on one particular round or smth reader didn't tell them to stop when he started to feel lightheaded n shit cause he could hear them whispering how good this was etc etc so he was about to pass out or smth like that(he didn't he survived) yet he STILL offered to give aftercare like a mf idiot(me)

ANYWAY im in school but i had to give u this idea frfr

BAND X PEOPLE PLEASER READER

HELP I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE PURE FLUFF UNTIL I GOT TO THE FUCKING BACK BLOWN OUTTTTT

(contains nsfw themes so if you don't like that don't read)

BILL:

・He's 50/50 on noticing small things like this

・But he's in such a euphoric state, whimpers leaving his lips as he rams into you with his hands wrapped around your waist

・Listening to you tell him how good he is, but over time your words die down and eventually your silent.

・He can barley ask if your okay, nearly stopping his movements. He would've stopped completely if it weren't for you telling him to keep going. As long as he felt good, right?

・After climax (EWWWAHHH) he leans knto your neck, smiling as he hears you begin to ask that amazing question

"Wanna go show-"

"yes."

・He just likes your fingers running through his hair, massaging his scalp as you rub the conditioner in.

・He's been itching to ask if you were really okay, he doesn't want to seem too worried or overreactive. He can already feel tears prickling his eyes as yo hesitate to ask at the startxbefore admitting to feeling ill.

・God fucking damn it..I should've stopped I-"

"It's not your fault, babe.."

・Cuddling you for the rest of the day (or night), not being able to take his hands off you as he tries to make it up to you.

・No like...literally can't take his hands off you. If you eat later that day he seats you on his lap.

TOM:

・He gets caught up in his own pleasure.

・Like he won't really notice it when you slowly stop responding, or when you go a little too limp

・He's in some sorta headspace 😭

・Whispering to you how good you feel around him, how perfect you are..

・After allat, he eventually snaps out of it and notices how your barley making any noise or aren't talking

"M/N? .. M/N you okay???"

"Hmmm..? Yeah I'm good..wanna take a bath with me.?"

・During aftercare he keeps asking if you're okay under his breath, kissing your cheeks as you rest in the tub together.

・If you actually confess to feeling ill or lightheaded his heart stops for a second

・HE ACTUALLY FEELS SO BAD STOPPP

・Like he'd kinda try to hide it, but eventually emotions get the best of him and soon enough he's holding back tears apologizing to you kissing over your neck, ignoring you when you say you were fine.

GEORG:

・Like Tom, he's not exactly the best..

・Telling you how good you are for him under his breath, not exactly noticing you slowly stopped responding.

・Can't help but feel concerned, unsure if he should stop or keep going

・He nearly did, but your hand gripped his thigh to stop him from pulling out so..

・Afterwards he puts on your favorite show/movie, snuggling against you as he leaves kisses on your forehead.

・Doesn't ease into it and just asks you flat out.

"Were you okay..?"

"What-"

"yes or no."

・no

・He feels a lump build at the back of his throat, yet he still tries to talk to you

・Asking when or what made you feel this way, making sure he would never do this to you again

・He feels bad about it a few days later, even with your constant worss that you were okay

・He's scared to have sex with you again for a little...THAT SOUNDS SO WEIRD BUT IT'S TRUE?

・Like I said- he doesn't want to put you through that again

・but likeeee you need that dick so you convince him and it all works out

GUSTAV:

・HE'S TOO SWEET STOP

・He's quite good at noticing things like these.

・Stopping his movements when you start to look..off. Or when you just stop making noise completely.

・Ignoring your soft whine of protest, asking you "Are you good..?" ..no you're not. you're gonna say you're not and -

"Yeah I'm fine...keep going please..!"

・Hesitate before going back to his pace he was at before, kissing your chest and neck as his fingers go down your waist and tickles down your thighs

・Still concerned he can't really hear your moans or whines, but you said you wanted more so he should continue..

・He's sooxfucking tired after sex omg..hes surprised when you ask to give aftercare

"Are you sure? You don't wanna like..sleep?"

"No, no. Let's go get water or something."

・Giving you an aspirin and a water bottle as he gets a piece of candy, not being able to take his eyes off you as he contemplates if he should ask if your okay.

・he does. you answer.

・HE WANTS TO CRY WHAT

・Like..he made you feel lightheaded? He made you nearly pass out? He made you sick?

・Can't even bother to look at himself or think about him, only focusing on you and your needs as he spoils you rotten.

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postpendulum · 9 months

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Some deformed jumbled mess of whatever this idea is has been rattling around in my adhd riddled brain for weeks now and I'm finally forcing myself to write it down, it is barely fleshed out in the slightest (hence, "deformed") and only the main idea is in my brain right now so I'm basically making it up as I write this so, apologies.

The Fenton parents (for whatever reason) decide that Gotham is the perfect place to spend their summer vacation, and while their there through some

💫Wacky Shananagans💫

Danny ends up meeting (omg your never gonna guess this, it's so out of this world for me, who only has one dpxdc post so far and it's this ship as well, it's so wacky and wild, blow your brains out pew pew pew)

DAMIAN!!!!!!💥💥💥💥💥💥‼‼‼‼💥💥💥💥💀💀💀💀💀:O

What the what!?!?!??!?,! WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT????? I AINT MEVER DUN DIS BEFORE!!!!!!!!

Anyway basically they have a summer romance because idk mwa mwa kissy noises gay gay homosexual gay and whathajaga

And then idk I had this that that like, I saw someone say once somethen like "damn tho the most unrealistic thing about this show is that nobody at that damn school thought Danny was hot💀" and I thought like, "damn bitch that true tho." So like idk, I thought like, I'm pretty sure its psychological fact or whatever (this gonna be damn embarrassing if that isnt true tho cuss ona my possible options ideas plans whatever for college is psychology💀) that confidants makes people more attractive, so like, ig like Danny builds confidence over the summer with you know, getting a boyfriend, Damian not taking any of that whatever bullshit idk ahjaobznaja or maybe just ghost aura shit whatever idfk whatever you want.

Basically when he goes home at back to school after summer break is over people suddenly realize "oh shit wait whys he kinda hot tho," and the fuckers like randos, maybe a-listers, whoever's just a buncha people like flirting tryna shoot their shot whatever, but then Danny's just like, thinking about how much he loves his boyfriend and how much he can't wait to see him in person again and what not. I also like to think Danny probably didn't even tell anyone at school he got a boyfriend, like maybe he even forgot to tell Sam and Tucker because he was to busy being fucking lovestruck, I mean I doubt that would actually happening and it's more likely that he'd constantly be gushing to them about Damian rather then not and I actually like that idea a lot better now that I thing about it that other one was more of a funny little side thought idk. But yeah nobody knows besides like Sam Tucker and Jazz, so yeah.

On o think that's it for me I'm done good night y'all *cue mic drop*

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bibibbon · 1 month

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MHA chapter 419 rant

What the actual hell is this chapter ?!?!?!? What is going on horikoshi?!?!??

So suprise AFO IS BACK👎👎👎 seriously what the hell I knew he was gonna come back but he is so boring and I hate him as a villain like wdym you only pulling up with a plan that failed multiple times cos you have thing for your brother like!?!? The doctor and the hero comission could of been better villains. My point still stands AFO being the main bad guy even though this mf was killed and injured by everyone is lame and stupid 😭. Like can AFO just disappear out of existence already like?!?! Also I really doubt that dfo is true considering this guy just loves to act like a season 1 bakugo and call Izuku useless every breathing moment he gets. Also at this point afo out here using shigaraki like a wet human suit thing and that's it

Shigaraki is dead?!?!!!? Vile. Y'all telling me that shigaraki is basically dead this guy basically killed himself after a little fight (it wasn't little that's a hyperbole it was huge he deserves better than this disservice) sigh so shigaraki died with all his memories and the truth of his own origin which is completely sad and wow the amount of retconning for this is insane. Wdym to tell me that AFO needed someone emotionally weak to take advantage of so he chose kotaro, befriended the guy and manipulated him into having Tenko and then used Tenko as his little thing to make the perfect vessel!?!???!? DAM SHIGARAKI IAM SORRRY HORI DID YOU LIKE THIS

Izuku lost two arms and is getting the worst end of the stick as always. As an izuku Stan this isn't it for me like what are you telling me that HE LOST TWO ARMS AND THEN PEOPLE DO COME BUT I AINT SEEING NONE TRYNA HELP THIS GUY. ALSO IZUKU IS NOW ARMLESS AND QUIRKLESS WHATS GOOD ON HERE??!?????!?!? Also looks like izuku out here being the only one who doesn't actually get a full heart to heart with their villain at least ochako and toga were treated better and got that little sob scene where they called eachothers names out and what not but izuku and shigaraki gotta be sentenced to pure suffering for no reason 🤦‍♀️. Also the whole page is Hella and I mean Hella creepy and off like wth is this it's too gory (I know that's not valid criticism but this is my opinion) Izuku out here being the only one who can't be a proper hero like the guy couldn't even stand up to AFO unlike bk this is just mountains and mountains of disrespect and disservice . SOMEONE CHECK UP ON POOR INKO AND IZUKU

The quirks the backstory the things?!?!. So basically overhaul had the oh quirk or whoever the guy in the picture manga panel thingy which looks like OVERHAUL. This guy had an op quirk like he had the power of destruction and reconstruction but then afo takes that away and then has the doctor somehow somehow genetically modify it ( istg i still dont know how that works or how he could do that) and then TOOK SHIGARAKIS OG QUIRK WHICH (what was his og quirk we arent ever told) and then proceedes to set this child who wanted to be a hero for pure failure. Also what is going on with AFO and kotaros relationship and why does the description of kotaro being mentally/emotionally weak heavily remind me of inko midoriya. Also the RETCON LIKE OH AFO IS LIKE HAVE A KID FOR ME OR SOME BS AND HE HAS A KID AND THEN KOTARO APPARENTLY FULLY LOVES HIS FAMILY HOWEVER IT LOOKS LIKE KOTARO LOVES AFO More THAN HIS FAMILY

Eraserhead making a comeback and finally apologising (or not). I mean at least Eraserhead is back and apologising to his student for failing to be a teacher to him which ok cool cliffhanger I guess. Also where is mic I don't think I can take it if mic is secretly off screened especially cos Eraserhead is crying why is the guy crying like is he crying for izuku which dam as he should your student is dying but he was legit shouting left and right for bakugo 🤷‍♀️. Also Eraserhead has a lot of apologies for izuku considering how he treated the poor dude. ALSO DOES THIS MEAN OBORO IS BACK TO THE PLOT SOMEHOW ( I love oboro) but how does this work how did it happen how did he break free Iam so confused did much due for oboro or something.

Sato, ojirou and sero out here coming in clutch. but none y'all running to see if izuku ain't gonna die from blood loss or something. Cool entry I guess everyone can take a good fight with AFO but Izuku because hori doesn't like izuku and izuku just sucks!!!. I get it 1A is too big so hori out here needing to give everyone their little moments but like?!?! This just makes afo seem so weak it first went from only all might being the one to even fouch and defeat afo and now its everyone thats not the ofa users which great (sarcasm if you couldn't tell). ALSO THIS MOMENT DONT WORK BECAUSE IZUKU LACKS DEVELOPMENT AND SO DOES 1A and their whole dynamic?!?!?!!!!!???!

I Have ALREADY SEEN THE SHIGARAKI MIGHT COMEBEACK COS AFO CAN HEAR HIS ECHO BUT I DONT WANT HIM BACK AND IF HE DOES HE SHOULD DIE WITH IZUKU COS I GENUINELY GIVE UP

In conclusion, I hope both izuku and shigaraki die and izuku to be remembered as the greatest hero and that's it honestly!!

#mha 419 #mha critical #bnha critical #mha #hori is a bad writer #horikoshi critical #izuku deserves better #bhna critical #bnha #shigaraki deserves better #what the hell

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multifandomslxt · 10 months

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Nct 127 as fratboys Pt.2

Yuta

Lemme just start off by saying

HE WILL TAKE YOUR BITCH!!!!

lmaooo

This man has a different girl on his arm every week

I am so serious

It was Keisha, It was Sonya, It was Tonya, It was Monique, It was Nece, It was Keke

if you ask him

He'll tell you he didn't fuck them but he did

multiple times

and it's ironic because

He takes at least 3 gender studies courses every year

so this man right here is a feminist Fratboy

lmaooo

he respects women but will never turn down s3x

He's an Architectural Design Major

so he's good with hands and stuff *wink wink*

the type to skip lectures but still pass the course

He is at EVERY SINGLE party

will never miss one

he 100% knows that him being a feminist contributes to the amount of pu$$y he gets

if y'all fuck he gives you a lollipop or a coupon as a parting gift

if you were good just know he's gonna check on you every 2 weeks lmaoo

"That pussy still mine right?...well it's yours in theory because you know I don't own your body but you get what I'm saying..."

He's a jerk but also...not a jerk

Doyoung

please this man would be the snobbiest

most uptight fratboy everrrrrr

He's an Economics major

don't be mistaken though honey

He's uptight asf but he is a frat boy

anything you need just ask him

yes he cusses Johnny out whenever the house smells like weed

but he's the one that buys it every Tuesday and Thursday @ 4pm sharp

Yes, he smokes it but don't tell anyone...

YES, hell tell you he's celibate if you ask

but between me and you...

he definitely fucked that one lecturer so she could fix his grades

and he also fucked her daughter

and the daughter's best friend...

anywayyyyyyyy he doesn't like to talk about it.

ifc you were to compare all of em

i'd say Doyoung has one of the highest body counts here

but strangely enough no one would know

unless he said it

He's had multiple pregnancy scares

to the point where now

he has a bank account open just for that

Hates bitches who try to hard

but loves the chase

he's sneaky asf and if you know what's good for you stay out of his way

Jaehyun

The embodiment of fratboy

He's 100% a legacy

generations of menacing behaviour

he's a business major

daddy's money type of guy

so he really doenst give a fuck

he does EVERYTHING

smokes

hosts sex parties (much to Taeil's displeasure)

Fucked an entire sorority

fails his exams

leads girls on

etc.

he is allergic to relationships

there i said it

where as i can see the rest of em settling down eventually

if Jaehyun were to settle...he'd cheat.

yes, he wears his cap backwards and calls you "shawty"

surprisingly, he has female friends that he chersihes

gives them advice on how to steer clear of gutys like him

he's a jerk.

lmaooo 'm so sorry but it's true

he fucks allooooot

Loves easy pre

he aint willing to chase nobody

he has the highest body count in the frat.

not ashamed of it at all

surprisingly keeps up with his monthly doctors appointments

Beer pong is his calling

As mentioned ealier his jungle juice could put you in a coma

honestly, he probabaly has more alchohol than blood in his body

THE KINGGGG

OF SITUATIONSHIPS

if you can't handle that STAY OUT OF HIS WAYYYYYYYYYY

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frostythefrostedfox · 4 months

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I don't even have a witty caption to make, y'all know this is true, stop coping, I've seen Fallout cutscenes with better animation than this show, putting same 8 characters in the same 4 locations for 23 episodes aint funny.

Boom wasn't trying to take itself seriously and that's why it was funny, but y'all doing the same shit that Boom made fun of and acting like Kojima directed the show, Idris Elba voiced Shadow and Nolan North voiced Sonic

Nine is as threathening as an Ipad kid at Walmart

Alexa Rose gave a minute long speech to a robot like it was able to understand anything.

I can already hear y'all yapping "m-muh mandates", "r-rushed production", "b-budget", how about y'all get a new argument for a change, I can watch Liar Liar every day of my life until I die and still crack my ass off laughing at it, but y'all aint Jim Carrey so get new material, please.

BTW, where is your lord and saviour Ian "Jesus" Flynn preaching his gospel? Because last I heard this man wasn't shutting his trap about how "Prime is 420% canon my dude, how? I can't tell you lol xd because it would be a spoiler, but trust me bro, I know shit... How do I know? Because I made it up like everything I say!", y'all been real quiet ever since the middest of the mid, the ultimate corporate gobslop, dropped

Sonic X wasn't the peak of the peakest-est peak-er either, but damn, it was enjoyable and consistent with itself, at least have some self awareness.

I'm glad I only saw like 2 episodes of this thing before watching S3, and guess what, I didn't needed to watch the whole thing because the exposition dump in this show makes backwatching unnecesary.

And don't think I am going to agree with the other side either, people acting like that bunch of mismatched sprites in one of the introductions killed your grandma or something, dude chill out, is a cartoon blue hedgeheg, yeah it was cringe as fuck but y'all acting like Sonic just said something like "Team Magma did nothing wrong, N was right", you can criticize something without acting like its the end of the world, stop overrreacting, I hate to be the bearer of bad news but by doing this, you aint making Sonic want to come to your birthday party.

Stop pretending this show is Edgerunners 2

Stop pretending this show is The Room 2

#sonic #sonic the hedgehog #sth #shitposting #sonic x #sonic prime #sonic prime season 3

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autogynocrat · 1 year

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most reddit aita stories are not real. the more outlandish they are the less likely that are to be real. if they have a throwaway account it's probably not real.

you gotta understand 1) nothing is true on the internet except for the down with cis bus and 2) their ecosystem had been fundamentally changed by tumblrinas flooding boards with /r/ambien. mind you we must remember fabrication of ridiculous stories is a time honored tradition. u think someone would go on the internet and tell lies?

well yes! nowadays you can't say you were sold into slavery by one direction for clout. we're all too old for that now it aint gonna work. but reddit, reddit is exotic in all the worst ways. it's a foreign country with foreign customs. the public opinion of the redditor is not a positive one, and there is an abundance stereotypes about the typical redditor.

what is a redditor? well most people have a certain image of that type of user. white. male. gamer. not particularly pleasant to be aground poor hygiene. might be misogynistic.

now i wont deny that this is probably a demographic that exists in a significant enough sample that one might feel justified in holding these stereotypes. but you might also realized these traits are almost like stock characters in aita stories by accounts that are created just for that post. theres often a cartoonishly cruel lack of both empathy and self awareness to these characters that almost seems like they were designed to make you hate them.

hey reddit, am i (36M) the assole for telling my pregnant wife(18F) that the couch is for my gaming time? she refuses to feed me snacks or clean the house because she claims she is so tired from working full time to pay the bills but dammit I'm a full time twitch streamer! she never thinks of MY NEEDS! aita?

im just saying before you get too mad at this guy try to understand he is most likely as real a person as the oppa homeless style guy

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MY THOUGHTS ON 7x07 bc wtf

-the way i didn’t even consider devin would be a doppelganger, we all thought she’d an evil twin or something 😭

-not hen reading me to filth about being sad and lonely at night

-oooh bobby, amir is from your past isn’t he?

-eddie in his stalker era

-not him following her like he’s in an enchanted forest

-YOU ARE NOT A SINGLE FATHER EDMUNDO💀

-bro has always been a bad boyfriend

-Don’t date the doppelganger, don’t sleep with the doppelganger, please dear god no

-i swear he needs to try and ask her out and get rejected because nothing will mess you up like getting rejected by the mirror image of your dead wife, please let the ghost of shannon be gay

-i get shannon was your first love and your first wife, but this is wrong on so MANY levels

-BRO HE SLEPT WITH THE DOPPELGANGER, THAT IS NOT YOUR WIFE, YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

-(nevermind, just a daydream about his dead wife, b/c that's normal...🙃)

-Daydreaming about sleeping with your dead wife while with your girlfriend...I know grief is weird and complicated but what the actual fuck man.

-hurt people hurt people for real.

-not eddie having a fantasy about bringing his wife back from the dead. psych ward. immediately.

-BRO YOU NEED HELP WHERE IS FRANK

-all i want for eddie is for him to know he doesn’t have to keep looking for his dead wife in every woman he meets who reminds him of her. you don’t have to have a romantic connection with someone just because they’re the ideal catholic woman your parents ingrained in you in being the ideal woman.

-shannon and eddie would have been the toxic on/off again couple from high school if they didn't get married and have chris. that's what their relationship was. a first love. maybe even a true love in the lens of young love. but it was never gonna work.

-off topic, ryan looks real good in this episode

-HE GOT HIT BY A POLICE CAR?!

-get him BUCK

-He said you ain’t going anywhere

-Buck is Athena’s son fr

-eddie aint the only one seeing ghosts

-”but i’d like to” oh hell naw, run bobby run, preferably towards an AA meeting

-henren for the win, they’re amazing parents

-denny’s such a good brother

-”good cologne😏 ”? sure jan.

-love coparenting buddie 🥰

-”i was talking about you” they’re so married

-bro BRO NO 💀🙃

-I screamed “NO” at the tv when the doppelganger was there

-YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! I DON’T LIKE HERE BUT SHE STILL EXISTS!

-Please tell me bro has a tumor or something? Like what if this woman actually doesn’t look anything like Shannon and his brain has just convinced him he has

-Maddie and Chimney going strong as always. Chimney's a damn good husband.

-The call with Maddie had so many twists and turns, I honestly wasn't expecting that to be the ending.

-Jennifer Love Hewitt is an incredible actress

-i love how they show healing isn't linear

-also have buck and eddie switched places in regards to relationship drama...?

-for the color theory folks' eddie is clearly still in mourning, he was in black almost the whole episode. he's in a neutral outfit with chris. in white. and then marisol is in black and white, right? And then he's in black for the rest of the episode. i can't. the symbolism. i can't.

#911 spoilers #eddie diaz #911 abc #athena for the win #maddie is healed #eddie is in timeout #i also saw someone say something about a lasagna theory?

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In Every Universe I’ll Find My Way Back To You

18 +, Some little warnings to look out for, violence, captivation, age gap between reader and Joel in future (reader is in 20s), Adult language ,Clickers, and weapons.

That should hopefully be all. This is a series I have been working on for about a while now, there are multiple parts ready to be posted :) It has representations from both the game and show. Im super excited to share this with all of you and I am looking forward to you guys reading it, and hopefully hearing from you all. Granite This is a new account. 🖤

Chapter 1: The Fireflies

5 years, 180 days , you’ve been stuck here. Trying to find a way out of the fireflies' safe place isn’t the most simple thing to do. Especially when you are being held here against your will. You can’t trust anybody anymore, since the world fell apart, it's been everyman for themselves. Even the ones you loved the most could turn their backs on you.

You were alone. Well not totally you had at least one of the miller brothers by your side. Thank god for Tommy, you wouldn’t have held up as long as you did if it wasn't for him.

Granite you didn’t wanna be here like Tommy did, you just wanted to be back at the QZ with the man you loved. But some dipshit in the QZ working with the fireflies turned you in for working in healthcare prior to the end of civilization. So naturally the fireflies came and took you and stuck you up in some crappy lab to help them find a cure. Not that you didn’t want to find a cure, but you lost everything, everyone, that you loved. You were gonna get outta here one way or another.

There was a light knock on your door. It was a little early for them to be coming and having you go to the lab. The door knob slowly turned, and the old damaged door creaked open. You shot up outta bed from your thoughts.

“Tommy?”

“Hey, I gotta talk to you.”

When Tommy spoke like this you knew it was serious, he looked tired, drained, just overly exhausted.

“What's goin on Tommy?”

“I found you a way out.”

“What do you mean?”

“You want out, I know the way. But if you get caught…”

He looked nervous, maybe frightened.

“Y/n if you get caught, you can't tell no one it was me who told you the way out.”

He paused before he could get the next words out.

“It's going to be tough, you're gonna have to fight, there will be guards but you'll be free. No more locked rooms in the lab.”

See the difference between you and Tommy was there are people who work WITH the Fireflies and people who work FOR the Fireflies. You worked for them. They didn't give you a choice, you weren't a freedom fighter like Tommy.

“How Tommy?”

“I think you should hold off, maybe you'll get freedom like me but you gotta listen, you gotta follow the rules.”

“No Tommy, I'm tired of waiting. I will not experiment on anyone anymore. I wanna go, I need to go…”

“There will be a surge tonight, they are going to be working on electricity.” Once it goes out you'll have about 10 minutes to escape the building and get to the tunnels two streets up. I dont know whats down there but there may be guards, there may be infected too . I know you can handle yourself , I'm not doubting you but it aint going to be easy.”

You are ready for this, you have a bag ready. You have clothes, weapons, flashlights, enough to get you started.

Tommy got up and headed towards the door. He looked sad in a way, as if he didn't want to be here alone. But he had more freedom than you did.

“Tommy, have you heard from Joel?”

“I haven’t been able to radio him this week due to them working on all the shit around here.”

“Do you know where he may be? Is he still in boston?”

“Y/n, I really don't know. Last I heard yes. But that's not guaranteed, you know Joel.”

“Tommy, it's only been a week.”

“This is true, but you know how he is.”

“Tommy, if I make it out… I’ll try to radio you. I promise.”

He gave you a soft smile.

“Be safe, kid.”

You hated him calling you kid, granite you him and Joel did have an age difference.

You were mature, you had to be your whole life.

“What time is the surge gonna happen?”

“9:30, 10:00 , somewhere between then it's gonna be after curfew.”

“Alright.”

It was silent for a moment.

Tommy and you weren't the closest, but he was all you had here. He was truly a friend. You walked up and gave him a small hug and he sighed.

“Please do give me that call when you get to wherever you're goin. And tell my brother hey if i don't talk to him before you get to him.”

“I will Tommy, Thank you for being a good friend.”

Tommy left without another word, just a pat on the shoulder and handed you a lock pick to get out of the locked room, and simply left.

You got your bag together and hid it under the old damaged bed you had slept on for the past couple years.

It was currently 8:45, just a little bit more time needed to pass.

You had decided to stay awake, you didn't want to miss this opportunity.

Suddenly your the dim light on your nightstand started to flicker, this was the moment.

You grabbed your back pack strapped your gun into your holster and waited for the light to completely dim.

A minute passed and you knew it was time, you quicly picked the lock with the lock pick Tommy gave you and started to make your way down the normally flourecent lit halls. You approached and checked your corners to make sure no one was present, clear. Thank god. You sighed in relief. You knew that there would be guards at the front doors so side door it was since there was a surge it would sound an alarm. Now just to slip down the streets and into the tunnels.

You reached the side door and gently pushed it open, carefully for it not to whine and creek due to lack of some WD 40. You carefully slipped out makung sure not to let it slam and scanned your area. Two guards stood upon either end of the building across. You knew it you quickly crossed and skimed against the wall the the following street you would have a chance.

You quickly crossed the street and pressed your back to the cold bricks of the old guarded building, skimming to the following street praying to get out of here in one piece.

You got to the end of the first street. You needed to find a quick ditraction to cross the street to get to the tunnels. Thank god the buildings were all torn apart and things were scattered in places they didn’t need to be. You quickly picked up a piece of cement that had falled from one of the buildings ages ago and tossed in the the oposite direction of you and the guards as a distraction. If you hit the old dumpster it would for sure cause to big of a scene, You needed to atleast his somthing small with a strong enough noise to distract them.

Deep breaths, deep breaths, you got this. It will all be worth it soon right?

Panic is setting in at this point just throw it, you got to. Its the only way out. You quickly chucked the piece of cement as far as you could praying not to hit the dumpster.

FUCK!

You hit the dumpster.

You could hear the guards muffled shouts, and as soon as the started heading towards the noise you booked it.

You had to do this fast, your legs felt like they were working against you. They just werent moving at the pace you hoped.

Snap out of it. You told yourself internally.

You could see it now…

Freedom was right at the end of this block. Just gotta get threw the tunnel.

You did not want to shoot if you didnt have to. But you needed out, no more being held captive.

Instincts are usally never wrong, there they stood at the tunnel.

Two larger guards, thank god that the Fireflies had the supplies they did, this is really gonna come in handy. You quietly unzipped your back pack and pulled out the silencer for your gun that you some how managed to get a hold of and clipped it on.

Making your way, sneaking threw the cluddered areas to get to the tunnel you needed to create another distraction. Quickly you grabbed an old can and tossed it to distract the first guard on the left side.

He whistled to his partner and they went to circle the small shedded area to the tunnels. But of course not before locking the tunnel. SHIT. You quickly made your way to the doors. Trying to shove the lock pick into the entrance.

*click*

You suddenly felt a tap on your shoulder.

Once you look up you recognise the first guard.

“And what are you doing?”

Shit, shit, shit, you're panicking. Quickly sweeping his legs out from under and hitting him in the face with your weapon knocking him out, before the asshole could drag you back to base.

You quickly unlocked the door and stepped inside. Trying to find a way to lock your self in the tunnel so the other guard couldn't get in.

Rope! You packed rope, you quickly started knotting the rope through the handles of the doors.

“HEY! Who's in there!”

The door started to rattle.

Quickly you tied the last knot and turned on your flashlight scanning the area, successfully keeping the other guard out temporarily.

You made your way down the dark tunnel, making sure to keep an eye out for infected.

You had this tunnel memorized. You studied the maps for months, maybe a year. These tunnels feel like they just keep going. Even with the flashlight the darkness was still messing with your eyes, making them play tricks on you. You really needed to use your hearing at this point. Making your way around another corner you heard a slight crackling noise. There shouldn't be anyone down here.

Screeching noises to get closer, as you approached the end of the tunnel you were currently in. There it stood… tall, bloody, dirty, fungal infected. It cocked its head numerous times. You drew your gun up, trying to remain silent, it can't see but it sure as hell can hear.

You went to take a step forward…

*Crunch*

Shit, you looked down at the pieces of broken glass splayed out among the old cemented floors.

It let out a wretched screech and charged at you, FAST. Causing you to fall back onto your back.

You quickly sat up and shot. Hitting it right in the chest, not enough to kill it..

“Fuck” you murmered to yourself.

You quickly shot two more times.

Its infected body dropped onto yours.

Okay this is it, I'm gonna die. This is the end of it for me. Your thoughts raced in your mind.

It didn't move.

You got it.

You pushed its infected body off of yours and checked yourself for any signs of infection just to be safe. Your brushed it off, knowing you were close you needed to get out of the tunnels.

You slowly came to the end of another and saw a small amount of light peeking out of what seemed to look like a sewer hole. You made your way and surely there was a ladder.

Thank God.

Making your way up the ladder you heard some faint noise in the background.

At this point you assumed it was just your banging on the covering above your head trying to exit. That was until something happened to brush your leg. You quickly kicked back and heard that familiar screech. Another one, stood below you waiting for your weak body to drop at any second. Trying to fiddle with your holster to get your gun out quickly the infected was getting too close. You gave it another kick hoping not to get bit. The gun finally slid out of the holster, and fit into your palm quickly enough for you to give him three shots to the head. He dropped.

Using all your adrenaline you pushed the covering of the hole off and made your way to the top crawling out and landing onto pavement. Scanning the area seeing no signs of life, you tried to find a sign locating exactly where you were, that was if there were any signs left. After what felt like walking for years, you came across a large sign.

WELCOME TO NEW JERSEY

New Jersey, not terribly far from Boston, you needed to find shelter. It was cold and you needed sleep, if you planned on making it to boston anytime soon. The sunset peeking through the clouded sky was beautiful, you had to say. You knew by the time you found a place to stay for the night and got to bed it would be too late to continue your journey for that day.

After hours of walking you came across a small cabin. Wasn't nothing special, obviously, but there was water near by and a bed inside and the doors still locked. You boarded up the windows to the best of your ability and slipped outside to get some water from the crick. Locking the door behind you, you shedded your clothing and tried to wipe off a bit after being in those tunnels for practically 12 hours. You washed your clothing with the remaining water and hung them to dry, pulled out your sleeping bag and laid down onto the old bed. Soon you drifted off into a slumber.

The following morning you traveled through the town trying to stock up on supplies trying to find whatever was left. A trick you learned from Joel, collect supplies, hide them in a good place, and make a safe house. This would be the safe house. Far away enough from the Fireflies and close enough to Boston in case you had to flee. The weather decided to downpour, postponing your journey back to Boston. You decided to camp here for a couple nights.

A couple days later, you started tracking your way up to Boston.

It's about a four day walk from New Jersey, 86 hours. With breaks for sleep and all that it would definitely take about a week. You had already been hiking for 2 of the days you needed to find a safe place so the next two days could go by and you'd be rested. Once again you were searching for a safe house. Once you found a place with a lock you started to set up shop. It was still pretty early on in the day. You needed to go find supplies for this safe house as well. You figured since this area is real wooded the best bet would be to cut through the woods to the stores within the range.

You tracked what felt like this whole place, you weren't exactly sure what the name of this town was. You just knew you were 2 days from Boston. Two days from your best friend.

Everyday you got closer the further he felt away. 5 years is a long time, things change, people change. You grabbed a couple things and shoved them in your backpack. It was getting dark and of course it started to rain again. You were tracking your way down the last hill when you saw three flashlights in the distance. Gun drawn, flashlight on top , cop style you stalked your way down the last hill to the main road where you needed to cross to get to your safe house. Gently and quietly you made your way down and the flash lights stopped moving. You froze for a minute.

You heard a voice shout out, “Who's there?” It was a male. You stayed quiet for a minute when the flashlights got closer.

“I have a weapon, I mean no harm. But if you get any closer I will shoot.” you hollard. The three lights froze in their place. One of the lights went out? Right? You couldn’t tell or hear over the rain. Yep that light definently went out, you thought to yourself. You went to stalk your way across the road, before you had been tackled to the ground by a large body. You kicked, punched, fought, to get out of their grip. That was until the other two flashlights got close and you could see who it was you were fighting. You gave them one more swift kick and the flopped onto you and pinned you down. The lights hovering above the two of your bodies.

“Y/n?”

The voice was familiar; it sounded happy but scared.

You looked for a minute trying to wipe mud from your eyes to refocus them. You saw locks of silver and dark brown hair, and those twinkling eyes.

“Joel?”

#joel the last of us #joel x reader #joel miller x reader #the last of us #the last of us hbo #joel x plus size reader

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I'm sorry to concede that it's true, Sailor Moon S is VASTLY OVERRATED and it's my favorite one in the anime series. One can argue it's the beginning of the decline of Sailor Moon. It greatly deviates from the source material, the other girls get no power ups being stuck in their Star Power henshin and attacks, Chibi-Usa gets no Super form, and it continues the trope of finding whatever thingmajig in people's bodies that would continue into the next two seasons and the Guardians FUCKING useless.

It's really is overrated and I have been saying this for so long.

Some people say it's peak (which to me in the manga it is because Naoko was in her bag with this season), while I actually with you and say that it's decline of Sailor Moon for the 90's anime.

Because honestly if Haruka and Mic wasn't in it this season it wouldn't hold up well to be honest.

Because Usagi, Har, Mic and I'm going to say Mamo is carrying this season on their damn back so far with me being 19 episodes in.

Because if you take those four out along with Saturn and Pluto only thing you would have is Rei, Mina, Ami and Mako and think the Death Busters would have won if it was just those four..

Rei, Mina, and Ami aint doing shit but bullying Usagi while Mako is doing 1% . She only gets 1% because she did defeat a Diamon by herself. They are so damn weak and Usagi is pretty much doing everything by herself if Har/Mic or Mamo is not helping her.

They are letting Chibiusa be useless, a gotdamn joke and having her running around looking for a friend when that friend that is very important to the plot haven't showed up yet... Only thing she gets is damn barrettes from her Super Form but she doesn't even get her Super Form. ( I'm heading to that episode soon yall! lol)

I'm telling like it is because they did Hotaru/Saturn fucking wrong in this season because all she was a plot device. Hyping her up and only thing she did was throw fireworks at P90..

And P90...Poor Dude didn't have no speaking lines... Just a fucking moaning blob.

They say Mamo is useless but damn he was her only line of defense for two episodes and he dueled a Diamon and Kaionite with his damn cane. At least he's doing something in battles to help her out.

Rei had that dream about the world being destroyed two damn times and haven't told no one yet and we are now halfway into the season.

We only know how the tailsmans look like becasue Eudial was smart to ask Tomoe " Oh Hey Since I'm looking for these things, What the fuck do they look like?"

Har/Mic been running around Tokyo trying to find these damn things but playing blues clues with them and playing Civil War: Senshi Edition with the Inner Senshi. While Harkua is flirting with all the girls but Ami...

The inner senshi haven't done any homework in trying to find out how they look like, what they do, and why Har/Mic and the Death Busters want them. Or even trying to find out was they artifacts/ relics of the SliMil. They haven't even try to find out was there any other Senshi in the past that they didn't know about.

Well they are barely doing regular homework which they supposed to be doing since they are getting ready for High School Entrance Exam but I digress

And Setsuna..

Lord they going to do Pluto so damn dirty.. I can't wait until I get to that episode!

They are wildin with the fan service this season with these designs of the Diamon and then this shot right here..

That's why her nickname is T.A.P. Might was well have her ass naked.. ( I haven't gotten to Har bare butt shot and T.A.P fully nude shot yet.)

This season is the reason why my Icon is this pic

It just put all my feelings about this season into words "I'm so sick of this bullshit." lmao

I can't wait until we speed running the plot in the last few episodes!!

So yes this S season is overrated as hell.

#tanya rants about SM #tanya liveblogs S

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peculiarbeauty · 6 months

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SPELL OUT YOUR URL IN SONG TITLES.

i tried to base a lot of this off the belle and beast dynamic just because there are so many shippy songs and i am bad at choosing songs with urls. prepare to be bamboozled with the longest list ever. and for everyone i am tagging in this with a long url , godspeed.

P - P.S. I Love You by The Beatles

as i write this letter , send my love to you , remember that i'll always be in love with you. treasure these few words 'til we're together. keep all my love forever. p.s. i love you , you , you , you.

E - Earth by Sleeping at Last

fault lines tremble underneath my glass house , but i put it out of my mind , long enough to call it courage to live without a lifeline. i bend the definition of faith to exonerate my blind eye , till the sirens sound , i'm safe.

C - Call Me Call Me by Steve Conte

call me , call me. let me know it's alright. call me , call me. don't you think it's 'bout time please won't you call and ease my mind. reasons for me to find you. peace of mind. what can i do to get me to you ?

U - U Want Me 2 by Sarah McLachlan

so tell me how do you feel ? it's so confusing. if you let it all go , it'll fall apart. do you want me to stay and say i still want you. you want me too , don't you ?

L - Let Her Go by Passenger

well , you only need the light when it's burning low. only miss the sun when it starts to snow. only know you love her when you let her go. only know you've been high when you're feeling low. only hate the road when you're missing home. only know you love her when you let her go. and you let her go.

I - If It Makes You Happy by Sheryl Crow

if it makes you happy , it can't be that bad. if it's makes you happy , then why the hell are you so sad ?

A - A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes by Ilene Woods

have faith in your dreams and someday , your rainbow will come smiling through. no matter how your heart is grieving , if you keep on believing , the dream that you wish will come true.

R - Red by Taylor Swift

losing him was blue , like i'd never known. missing him was dark gray , all alone. forgetting him was like trying to know somebody you never met. but loving him was red , loving him was red.

B - Beauty and the Beast by Angela Lansbury

tale as old as time , true as it can be. barely even friends , then somebody bends , unexpectedly.

E - Easy by Adele

there aint no gold in this river , that i've been washin' my hands in forever. i know there is hope in these waters. but i can't bring myself to swim when i am drowning in this silence , baby , let me in.

A - All Too Well by Taylor Swift

wind in my hair , you were there , you remember it all. down the stairs , you were there , you remember it all. it was rare , i was there , i remember it all too well.

U - Unconditionally by Katy Perry

oh no , did i get too close ? oh , did i almost see what's really on the inside ? all your insecurities , all the dirty laundry never made me blink one time.

T - Take Care of You by One Republic

some days you're alone , some days this don't feel like home , it's not just how we planned it , i'm so happy they're throwing stones.

Y - Yesterday by The Beatles

why she had to go , i don't know , she wouldn't say. i said something wrong , now i long for yesterday.

tagged by: i stole from @solehr !

tagging: @whiimsicaldream @seachant @wendyfulmother @sunthieving @cupforbrains @ishjerta @darlingofpan @secondstarawaits @faegold @toughgrl @screwhope @ka-go-me @hopebled @sparesovereign @swearbysword @pcisondapple @adversitybloomed @aethramusings @alm1ghtysea @maiiden @dcmur3 @rapunzael @myohanas @daringtosing @giotsuong @sunlightswallowed @garlculean + you , my love ! tag me , angel. <3

#⊱✿⊰ ┊ ᵗᵒ ᶠⁱⁿᵈ ˡᵉˢˢ ᵗʰᵃⁿ ᵒʳᵈⁱⁿᵃʳʸ ( headcanon )#[ phew .. this was something .

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silvyavan · 2 years

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OK I read the chapter and I finally realised why I can't Lucius seriously.

This man is giving eldest sibling syndrome, chuunibiyo and airfried energy so hard.

Like, all things considered, I don't think the majority of twitter really sets in that Lucius, even if he is the last baddie, is still the fuckhead that raised the Zogratis sibs.

This man is the reason Dante, Vanica and Zenon turned out like that and it SHOWS. (Under the cut cause I ain't making you read me dragging these 4 bitches to dirt)

Dante is the definition of narcissism, a man who thinks he's better than everyone but refuses to work for that title. He has the emotional intelligence of both a 50 year old boomer and a spoiled edgy 12 year old and it changes like a metronome. Even Lucifero dipped his ass. He's a misogynistic fuckwad with little to no mental development. This fucker absolutely copy pasted this shit from Lucius "I am The Chosen One" Zogratis.

Vanica. Look at her. This milf chasing trauma machine runs solely on the desire to fight because she's very much socially undeveloped and doesn't believe in familial love. Bitch couldn't understand why Acier wanted to protect her family and it took Noelle beating her ass halfway to death to even grasp the concept of friendship and it missed the shot so hard. Her healthiest relationship is with Megicula and that's an insult to Lucius' parenting methods.

Zenon. Zenon Gay Disaster Projection Zogratis. Where do I even begin with the most mentally incapacitated youngest child? This dude almost, ALMOST got out of the toxic family clutches and could have eloped with his childhood sweetheart Allen but Lucius (im pretty sure the dungeon incident was his fault, you can't tell me it aint) got so fuck ass mad over Allen "steering Zenon away from what he's supposed to be" that he sent out a hit on him to get Zenon to crawl back so traumatised he literally copy pasted the Lucius Manifesto into his head and went on a depression episode that lasted 15 years. Man self projected his self blame, flaws and everything he hated about himself onto Yuno because he saw the Parallels. Man sold his SOUL to Beelzebub for a cornchip victory that never came.

You telling me these three are the pinnacle of plotting? For all I can tell, Lucius sacrificed all of his sibling for whatever agenda he had and the minute something goes even a millimeter off the prophecy, he immediately tries to kill it instead of working around it.

Man is so hellbent on forcing his chosen one timeline he has no fucking long term planning skills. This man started a fight with Asta in front of two royals, a 500 year old sealing mage and all of whom know how to use Ultimate Magic. Mimosa is Literally the Senzu Bean of Black Clover. Noelle has killed MULTIPLE demons. Secre can banish Lucius' ass faster than he can ask what's going on. This is not the plan of the century, ESPECIALLY if he started this shit in the Royal Palace where MULTIPLE high ranking and strong mages reside.

You look at this man and tell me he ain't a deep fried chuuni who fell into a white supremacist reddit forum and got a 5 year plan that is a botched 20 year plan involving mass genocide. I don't believe it.

Man probably even made up Julius entire identity around his own self and then got shocked when said second soul then doesn't wanna listen to him.

I ain't even mad about Tabata making the 4th Zogratis Julius Sibling theory cannon now because the way it comes off, the only true way to stop the 3 Demonic Musketeers Of Apocalypse is to defeat their weirder, more unstable and bigoted eldest sibling who raised them into those disasters.

At this point, the only thing that could make this EVEN FUNNIER is if Lucius didn't account for the possibility of "eating a supreme devil's malice fueled heart immediately purifies them and reincarnates them as humans", which is to say Asta could be Astaroth's Unbothered, Moisturized, Happy, In My Lane, Focused, Flourishing Human Version and Asta simply talking is giving Lucius an aneurysm.

#black clover #black clover manga #asta black clover #black clover spoilers #lucius zogratis #dont mind my memeing ass rambling but Lucius all according to keikaku ass is making me laugh #silv writes

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ppl saying s2 ended the show perfectly make no sense to me. everything you said is so true and now we have confirmation there were at least early scripts for s3, it's so obvious there was always intended to be more story to tell. I don't get why some ppl act like it was all wrapped up neatly with a bow when it's never been a show with neat obvious answers like that. like where is the love for fuckery lol?

Jenkins had three seasons planned from the start, but I can't judge people for not knowing that. But S2's ending is satisfying only if you like... don't think about it. Like you have to actively stop engaging with the story and not think about it. Be serious you think they go through all of that and they're going to just fade into the sunset nah THEY AINT DONE YET PUT EM BACK!!!!

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ourkidswouldbemartians · 1 year

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Do I believe Carol and Daryl will reunite?

No one asked me I just need to let these thoughts out

My answer changes every day, sometimes every hour. I don't know what to believe. Here's what I've been thinking:

(It gets better each time I promise)

1) They simply don't reunite. It wouldn't be the first time we were lied to / given false hope. Daryl ends up finding his happiness in France with the blond woman who used to be Fleur Delacour on Harry Potter. It would give TWDU the opportunity to have Daryl do things he never did on the main show (on screen kiss and a love scene with a character that fits all their dumb Hollywood beauty standards). Daryl will feel bad for 5 minutes for leaving his family behind and/or will find a way to send a message across the Atlantic to ease his man pain. This scenario is the worst one, this is not who Daryl is but who knows what they're capable of? They're sending the dude in France in the middle of the apocalypse. Aint nobody got time for that. If this happens, Carol would remain where we last saw her, doing amazing things for everyone but herself.

2) Same scenario as 1) with the blonde woman except Daryl does come back to the communities because is a man of honour who would never leave his family behind. But he does not come back alone, he brings not-fleur-delacour with him. It would makes sense because she is described as someone who has a difficult past and has to face things she's done. Leaving with Daryl would be the opportunity for her to leave whatever she's done behind her.

3) Same scenario as 2): Daryl brings his girlfriend with him but this time he does reunite with Carol (and NR, GN, AK... all get to say "we told you so! We're not liars!) They reunite and she tells him she's happy for him because that's who she is.

4) Daryl gets together with not-fleur-delacour but she dies and he's sad and he goes back to his family with his man pain. Carol comforts him. Everything remains platonic (or not but it's tainted now, so it doesn't really matter)

5) Daryl is miserable in France despite our amazing food, he knows his happiness is waiting for him somewhere else, he has to go through a lot there but keeps fighting because he knows what he is fighting for. He goes back to the US somehow. We don't see Carol though. Everything happens off screen.

6) Daryl goes through everything he needs to go through in France. All he wants is to go back home but he's got stuff to do. When he finally gets the opportunity to come home he reunites with Carol at the Commonwealth and it is truly epic, a hundred times the level of the Terminus reunion. Maybe they get canon maybe not but at least they're together.

7) Same scenario. Daryl comes back but this time we get to see Carol's part of the story. We find out she has been looking for him. (Quick flashbacks would be enough and wouldn't require too much filming) She comes back to the Commonwealth from time to time but can't really do her job anymore. Daryl has been gone for a suspicious amount of time and she can't live with not knowing if he is still alive. She finds him eventually or he found his way back to her. In the US or in France, it doesn't matter. Maybe it happens randomly, maybe she found clues but again it does not matter how: they found each other and they are so desperate to see each other again they just fall into each other's arms and we get another I love you scene. He says he shouldn't have left her that day. This time there is no doubt about what this ILY means. They kiss. Everything's perfect with the world.

If the writers want to hire me for this last scenario I'm available and only an hour train ride from Paris 😂 I honestly would do it for free if it meant keeping the characters true to who they are

#carol peletier #twd #caryl #the walking dead #melissa mcbride

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I can talk about things for hours so I honestly hope you are ready for this.

There are many good things in life, and one of the good things in my life is music, all types of music (except EDM sorry lol). I would have to say my favorite artist is Mac Miller, but my favorite song is HONEST by Baby Keem.

Baby Keem also known has Hykeem Carter was born on Oct. 22 2000. He's a libra and I can tell cause he's always right. He gained recognition when ORANGE SODA first came out. I remember that song being a song of the summer.

Let us focus on the true subject though:

HONEST

HONEST appears on his second studio album "DIE FOR MY BITCH", its the second song.

The beginning beats feel like my heart pounding, it makes my entire body slow but also float to a different headspace. This song makes me feel comfort, sadness, happiness, and laughs.

Every single time I listen to the song it feels exactly like the first time I heard. I get those exact same feelings I got the first time, every time I hear it. I somehow know every single word.

There are so many lyrics that tug at me so much so I'd like to share them:

"half-past tweleve, I was all alone, I can't be compromised

fuckin' on my ex, we aint apologize"

This lyric wow. It is the truth. The whole truth, and nothing but the entire truth. That's all I gotta say.

"cause im way too young and you always right"

Again, wow. I have heard those gut wrenching words come from my mouth and the mouth of exes. It hit me somewhere I didn't know existed. I can just hear my ex saying that and its kind of funny because I am always right and we were just 19 year olds.

"the little arguments always start the fight"

I felt this, I felt it to the core of my entire existance. Arguing is exhausting but geez, having every little thing become an argument is draining. It hurts when a relationship goes through that, but both parties have to grow.

"be honest, honest cause im honest, honest"

That lyric is simply self explanatory. Baby Keem is so relatable what I would do to have a conversation with him.

"youre not who i love, huh i just need to pass the time, huh'

Saying those things to someone is one of the hardest truths I have ever had to say. I dont like lying and I dont like wrong impressions. In truth to not be a person who does this, heal.

"I treat my lil orange like a hellcat"

I LOVE THIS LYRIC. Cutest lyric in the whole song, it alludes to his song his song ORANGE SODA. An orange soda brand is... Crush. I want to be treated like a Hellcat.

Those are just some examples of why this song is so good. To me he is a relatable lyrical genius.

I have seen him perform this song 3 times live in less than 6 months. I traveled down to Miami to see him. Any chance I got I take, Baby Keem's words hit my soul like a truck full of fireworks.

I listened to this song:

122 times on Apple Music

and

92 times on Spotify

I listened to it 214 times. Basically listened to that song once a day for 7 months. 10 hours, 617 minutes.

Crazy, but the song is just that good.

Every single break up, this is the first song I listen to. It can speak to a lot of different circumstances. Its a song that not only is relatable but the beat and the bass and vocals.

His voice is so clear but you can hear how he feels. Hearing him perform it makes you feel warm, he makes the lights a beautiful sunset orange. He makes sure to let you sing it. He knows this song touches people.

The beat and the soothing ooohs, over it give me a feeling of swaying. Just way to the beat and let him talk to you about his shitty love life. It gives a sense of comfort that he has a shitty love life like I have a shitty love life so I am not completely alone in these feelings.

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