merry crimus have some swissdew forcedfem thoughts uwu
Dew dressing up in panties and stockings for Swiss all on his own for the first time. Comes out of the bathroom all swaying hips and flowing hair, but as confident as his walk may be his face shows reservation. Flushed with nerves.
There's a bralette that goes with this set and they both know it, but it's sitting in the bathroom sink because Dew couldn't stop shivering the second he saw himself in it. It's different when Swiss isn't making him do this, and he's not quite ready for that yet.
But Swiss stares anyway, eyes wide and fangs poking out when he smiles. Tells Dew how gorgeous he looks and loves the shy way he turns his head to the side. Just for a second.
Dew puts on a little show for him, touching his own chest and legs and starting to tent the front of those lacy red panties. Swiss keeps his legs crossed and his breathing even, but everything Dew does makes him ache. He's so graceful, so fluid in a way Swiss only sees behind closed doors. He wants to memorize every motion, every twirl and bend and flick of his hair.
Dew, though, takes his silence and focus as scrutiny, and some of his already shaky confidence falters. He stands a little ways from Swiss, crosses his arms over his chest.
"Is this...are you...should I be doing something else?"
Swiss frowns, Dew shrugs.
"I can't...tell if you like it," he mumbles, embarrassed. "Lemme - lemme go change -"
Swiss reaches out then, gets a large hand around Dew's wrist. Pulls him close until Dew's standing between his knees, until he can smell something sweeter than Dew's usual cologne. Perfume? It smells like summertime fruit and jasmine and it makes Swiss throb.
"Sweetheart," he coos, soft, "you have no idea how much I like this."
Swiss guides Dew's hand to his crotch and Dew sighs when he finds Swiss hot and so, so hard behind his zipper. His cheeks go even pinker and Swiss gives him a breathless little laugh.
"Look what you do to me, babygirl."
Dew sucks air through his teeth, shudders, and as he straddles his lap Swiss silently prays he doesn't spill in his pants.
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do i understand that the events that transpired in ep6 were well written (as always neil gaiman ily) and realistic for the characters? yes ofc
did i still half hope that aziraphale was gonna immediately sprint back to that fucking bentley and give crowley a big ol' hug and a kiss? also yes
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i find it so amusing how plane is highkey very articulate and has a very extensive vocabulary, but at the same time makes up the craziest euphemisms like boochie??? goocher??? 😭
NGJDJDJS ok true. i feel like this is the perfect segue into something that i think about all the time… which is that pj went to northeastern?? with has a 7% acceptance rate or something like that?? AND graduated cum laude (which is like a 3.7-3.85 gpa). i know she’s talked about northeastern being a means to an end n all that, but the bitch is smart nonetheless. we all know she’s a perfectionist so it tracks, but still. super impressive
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This is a friendly reminder that you can support Palestine and Jewish people at the same time. I am absolutely by no means an expert, but…
It is absolutely free Palestine, 150%
The two aren’t mutually exclusive, and Judaism is notttt Zionism. They do get unfairly twisted together, but they are not the same.
You can be for Palestine and call out antisemitism, both at once. You can do both and be against the Israeli government.
Israel has been ILLEGALLY occupying and trying to ethnically cleanse Palestine for decades, that is the issue.
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Some computer specific objectum memes :)
the 1st one is obv specific to me bc thats uuuh my computer lol
Might make some more general objectum memes later ^^
also anyone else wanna make memes? Id love to see them ^^
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hey, quick question, how many people do you follow on tumblr? i follow 370 people but i feel like my other mutuals follow way less people???
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I wish more people understood that being male and female are not mutually exclusive. Being masculine and feminine are not mutually exclusive. Neither one takes away from the other, and you don't have to compromise either to fully enjoy both. It's just like bisexuality - a bisexual woman's attraction to women isn't less whole because she also is attracted to men, and vice versa for any gender. You can have both.
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@writing-fanics two are NOT mutually exclusive
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the thing is there's like, a point of oversaturation for everything, and it's why so many things get dropped after a few minutes. and we act like millennials or gen z kids "have short attention spans" but... that's not quite it. it's more like - we did like it. you just ruined it.
capitalism sees product A having moderate success, and then everything has to come out with their "own version" of product A (which is often exactly the same). and they dump extreme amounts of money and environmental waste into each horrible simulacrum they trot out each season.
now it's not just tiktokkers making videos; it's that instagram and even fucking tumblr both think you want live feeds and video-first programming. and it helps them, because videos are easier to sneak native ads into. the books coming out all have to have 78 buzzwords in them for SEO, or otherwise they don't get published. they are making a live-action remake of moana. i haven't googled it, but there's probably another marvel or starwars something coming out, no matter when you're reading this post.
and we are like "hi, this clone of project A completely misses the point of the original. it is soulless and colorless and miserable." and the company nods and says "yes totally. here is a different clone, but special." and we look at clone 2 and we say "nope, this one is still flat and bad, y'all" and they're like "no, totally, we hear you," and then they make another clone but this time it's, like, a joyless prequel. and by the time they've successfully rolled out "clone 89", the market is incredibly oversaturated, and the consumer is blamed because the company isn't turning a profit.
and like - take even something digital like the tumblr "live streaming" function i just mentioned. that has to take up server space and some amount of carbon footprint; just so this brokenass blue hellsite can roll out a feature that literally none of its userbase actually wants. the thing that's the kicker here: even something that doesn't have a physical production plant still impacts the environment.
and it all just feels like it's rolling out of control because like, you watch companies pour hundreds of thousands of dollars into a remake of a remake of something nobody wants anymore and you're like, not able to afford eggs anymore. and you tell the company that really what you want is a good story about survival and they say "okay so you mean a YA white protagonist has some kind of 'spicy' love triangle" and you're like - hey man i think you're misunderstanding the point of storytelling but they've already printed 76 versions of "city of blood and magic" and "queen of diamond rule" and spent literally millions of dollars on the movie "Candy Crush Killer: Coming to Eat You".
it's like being stuck in a room with a clown that keeps telling the same joke over and over but it's worse every time. and that would be fine but he keeps fucking charging you 6.99. and you keep being like "no, i know it made me laugh the first time, but that's because it was different and new" and the clown is just aggressively sitting there saying "well! plenty of people like my jokes! the reason you're bored of this is because maybe there's something wrong with you!"
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"Plagg, I'm confused!" Adrien whines like a little toddler who can't decide which ice-cream to get so he gets both but Adrien couldn't do both, or could he?
Random quotes from Me and You (my Miraculous Ladybug Adrien and Marinette Childhood Friends AU) published on Wattpad here
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