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#yes this is propaganda for that tournament lol
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petrine warmup!
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Propaganda
Jeremy Brett (My Fair Lady)—"...he was beautiful. A strange adjective to use in describing a man. I use it not to suggest effeminacy or a kind of male prettiness, but in the same way I would use it to describe a throughbred stallion, Michelangelo's David or Gershwin's Rhapsody in Blue. There was with Jeremy Huggins [Brett's non- stage name] a perfection and sublime symmetry in his features that was beautiful." [quote from "Bending the Willow" by David Stuart Davies]
Toshiro Mifune (Rashumon, Seven Samurai, Grand Prix, Stray Dog)—i love and respect my boi tab hunter (rest in peace you beautiful, beautiful man ❤️), but after i watched like 12 of his movies in a row on tcm last year, i ALSO love and respect toshiro mifune, son of a literal actual hatamoto’s (a high-ranking samurai) daughter, also very possibly related to the best judokan EVER, AND, he’s the guy who SHOULD have been obi-wan kenobi. the fact that he’s ALSO hot as hell just adds to his appeal.
This is one of four polls in the tournament quarterfinals. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage man.
THIS POLL LASTS FOR 24 HOURS.
[additional propaganda submitted under the cut.]
Jeremy Brett propaganda:
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"according to critic Kenneth Tynan a 'too beautiful' Hamlet."
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"he’s such a himbo sunshine boy in my fair lady"
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“not technically propaganda because it won’t let me save the images but just found out my bi king jeremy brett played patroclus https://www.jeremy-brett.fr/crbst_183.html and also apparently dorian gray in the 60s and basil hallward in the 70s?? range.”
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"...as a dashing D'Artagnan in The Three Musketeers (1966/67) (Duelling is no problem! XD)”
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“dropping to sleep - Jeremy is far too handsome to play d'art and also too tall, lol”
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Toshiro Mifune propaganda:
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"In addition, he spoke fluent mandarin and every time he was casted in foreign films, he said his lines in the language of the movie (although they ended up dubbing him. He wasn’t happy about it though).”
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Submitted: this gifset
Also submitted: this video (yes, that one)
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"Crucial Toshiro Mifune propaganda: THOSE LEGS."
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"That is hella muscle. Go watch The Hidden Fortress, aka Star Wars A New Hope. His thighs deserve an award."
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magpie-murder · 5 months
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marvel (mostly asgard) dashboard simulator part 2
also i said this in the tags on the first post but i know this is ooc, it's just for shits and giggles
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Just saw this... Hey @g𝚘d-of-thunder, are you okay?
🪐 aesir-patriotism Follow
Not every thunderstorm is because Thor is upset.
⛈️ god-of-thunder
Some are because I'm excited.
#i'm doing okay
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I can't believe that I have to say this, but the @is-odin-dead-yet blog is so disrespectful. He gave his eye to have the knowledge to protect us, and this is how you treat him? By counting down to his death, for centuries? Get a hobby
🧝🏻‍♀️ amora-enchantricks
This you OP?
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🪐 aesir-patriotism Follow
So? What about it?
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🪐 aesir-patriotism
Stop
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🌌 billykaplan666 Follow
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🪐 aesir-patriotism
Stop. I'm serious. It's NOT FUNNY
🐍 magic-theatre
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# yes it is.
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✨️ the-dashingest
What's a DILF?
✨️ the-dashingest
Just read the replies. Thank you for the explanation. I think I love mortals
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🌈 all-seeing-eye
It's useless to ask me for the URL of Prince Loki's secret blog. I may see all, but it is a secret held by a prince, and thus would be treason for me to reveal it.
🐍 magic-theatre
heimdall, this is FASCINATING. i love that this counts as a royal secret.
🌈 all-seeing-eye
I do not.
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⚔️ aesir-warrior-tournament
FINAL ROUND
⛈️ god-of-thunder
I won't choose.
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i can't believe you're pitting two bad bitches against each other
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Baldur is part of the royal family, impervious to harm, as well as kind, brave, caring, just, and true. Vote for Sif!
✨️ the-dashingest
She's not even going to care if she wins, but I'm voting for her anyway.
#lady sif propaganda #friendship is magic
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just found out from a friend that a lot of mortals see ravens as a bad omen and a sign of death instead of wisdom lol. maybe the reason odin doesn't want anything to do with midgard is because they don't like his creepy little bird spies
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prince loki just silent reblogged this?
#huginn and muninn slander
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oh come on. it's only been up for half an hour and they already censored the post?
🧝🏻‍♀️ amora-enchantricks
Don't let them silence you. Post it again.
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Swag Preliminary #1: Arcane/LoL
Sevika: Amputee (Left Arm)
Status: Canon disability
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She is so fucking cool. Yes she is a villain but she is so hot about it she can do whatever she wants. Her prosthetic is customized to help her fight, and we see her doing her own repairs/upgrades on it. It moves like an actual robotic piece of equipment, instead of a perfect mimic of a flesh arm which I appreciate, and again Sevika is just cool as hell.
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Jinx/Powder: Autism, BPD, Dissosiation
Status: Disabled-Coded
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Canonically experiences psychosis and flashbacks. Displays many signs of Borderline Personality Disorder, such as fear of abandonment, stress-related paranoia, unstable and intense relationships (see: reunion with Vi), mood swings, impulsive and risky behavior, and inappropriate and intense anger. Seems to view Powder (her past self) and Jinx as different people, such as when she makes Vi choose between them. Autism-wise, I'll refer you to this post.
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Round 1A.4
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Johnny Cage: "He's such an asshole and he's kinda stupid. He literally thought the tournament where you fight to the death was a movie set (he was told that but come on man, context clues. The lizard spitting acid is not special effects homie, it's an alien ����). He's a jerk at first but he learns to work together with the others to save the realm!!! While keeping his obnoxious personality in tact!!! He gets the hot blond girl somehow and then canonically gets divorced lol. He has his name tattooed on his chest. He's got green superpowers and fights a god but honestly, that's not very important."
Mitsuki Akika "He's an inquisitive person who others have a difficult time pinning down. Now let me tell you that this guy has covered several vocaloid songs in the series, and has a scenario drama cd of his "acting". Basically he plays a character that is the main character's childhood friend, and they recently started dating 6 months ago though she still views him as an 'older brother' figure and he starts feeling insecure…(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeoGUYN0SII&list=PLpkI-7_0esiaU4az-owytYyBjYhXfkaCJ) I heavily indulge in that CD. Going back to the songs though, there's Sarishinohara (https://youtu.be/5mPKASXfnow), Ifuudoudou, yes you heard that right and also! there's no weird noises at the start.. although the cover is of another character: Natsume, this is officially a Mitsuki song (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Efv_dvmQ3kc) and Koshitantan, another Umetora song. (https://youtu.be/RCHbmtz_uAs)
This guy has too much voice rizz, I haven't even known the lore to the franchise other than they're you know… actors and they do song covers, but listening to that Koshitantan cover rearranged my brain chemistry."
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Gustavo Fring (Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul) - Autism Rizz Tournament Preliminaries
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If you vote yes you must firmly believe in this character's autism AND in the rizz their autism gets them. If you don't want the character in the tournament just vote no
Propaganda:
Very monotone with an amazing poker face. Hyper-fixation on revenge lol (years of his life dedicated to ruining the life of the man that killed his boyfriend)
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even if you don't know the series you can still vote!
HOT TAKE TOURNAMENT
POST-PRE-PRELIMINARY #71
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Submission 181
a3! banri settsu's spring outfit IS NOT AS BAD AS SOME OF YALL MAKE IT OUT TO BE IT LOOKS GOOD
[JUSTIFICATION UNDER THE CUT]
Pre-preliminaries will be used to determine what qualifies as a hot take. Propaganda is encouraged!
Also, remember to reblog your favourite polls for exposure! (exposure like when you’re exposed to the fact that the KISS Scooby Doo crossover does actually exist, scarring you for life)
for reference this is what i'm talking about: https://yaycupcake.com/a3/images/6/6b/Banri_Fullbody.png THIS IS MY MAN MY BOYFRIEND I INSULT HIM ALL THE TIME BUT I WILL NOT LET ANYONE SLIGHT THIS DRIP. "oh my god he's wearing leopard print with plaid" AND HE MAKES IT WORK. yes if someone just told me with no context or reference pics whatsoever that this guy pairs leopard print with plaid, i too would be like what the fuck lol that's terrible. BUT NOW THAT I’VE ACTUALLY SEEN IT WITH MY OWN EYES I’M A CHANGED WOMAN. and this is how he works it: neither pattern is too much. the leopard print is lightly sprinkled on the top of his vest (idk why he wears it it doesn’t seem to serve any practical purpose but it looks good so who cares), and the plaid is literally just on the sleeves. there isn’t a lot of contrast between the black and the purple squares so it’s easy on the eyes. and under the plaid and the vest he’s wearing a normal black tee with a little graphic on it, and again it’s not too much it’s just a little thing. his top half definitely catches the eye but it’s not terribly busy. i love it! and he loves the colour purple (his summer, autumn, and winter default outfits all have him wearing purple in some form and he looks great in them!) LET HIM WEAR PURPLE LET HIM BE HAPPY.
and he balances it out with how simple his lower half is in comparison to the top half! just a normal pair of dark blue jeans and grey sneakers. because he KNOWS that his top half has quite a fair bit of stuff going on, so for balance he keeps the bottom half simple HE KNOWS WHAT HE’S DOING HE IS CANONICALLY CALLED A FASHIONISTA FOR A REASON, AND IN AN INTRA-FANDOM FASHION TOURNAMENT I HELD HE LITERALLY RANKS 6 OUT OF 24 CHARACTERS (AKA IN THE TOP QUARTER, ALBEIT THE BOTTOM OF THE TOP QUARTER BUT STILL) WITH AN AVERAGE OF 81.7 VOTES, and his best outfit (not this outfit) ranked no. 4 OVERALL with 238 votes to its name (you can check the stats in this post https://www.tumblr.com/a3outfitstournament/722364282034110464/part-2-pairings?source=share) so there is substance to his canonical status as a stylish fashionista!! do not doubt or disparage the plaid + leopard print combo!! besides his canon fursona (long story short all 24 main characters were assigned a fursona as part of an april’s fools prank thing) is a leopard so let him express his furry self through his wise and based fashion choices!!
also he’s literally an anime guy. and not just that, a CANONICALLY STATED HANDSOME ANIME GUY. as in, multiple people in-universe have commented that he is good looking and stylish. sure all anime boys can look pretty but he is acknowledged IN-UNIVERSE to be attractive so even if he wore a potato sack he’d still be my specialest guy <3
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Round 1, Group A: Matchup 2
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Kei Nagai vs Ooyama
Reasons for being generic + Propaganda below
Kei Nagai
Reasons:
Black hair, white shirt, black pants, generic high schooler, just wants to live a normal life
Well, looks wise he isn't anything special. He's got like relatively short, black hair. Dark eyes. He's not especially tall or short (like 2 cm below average). The wiki says he's got a fairly normal body shape/proportions. Looks wise he's pretty generic. He's likable (or hateable? interesting? I looked up pictures of him and saw someone's post about why he's the worst anime character lol) for other reasons. Also he got to like the finals of the low empathy swag tournament (lost to azula :/) !(
plain appearance, boring fashion, rule-abiding
Propaganda:
Easy to mistake for Shinji
he wants to be the world's most generic boy so bad but the story context just won't let him
Ooyama
Reasons:
If you take one look at the cast of Angel Beats, you'll notice most of them have some eccentric appearances, or at the very least, unnaturally colored hair. Not Ooyama. He looks like he was meant to be a background character. He is introduced as "his special talent is that he doesn't have one". Not only that, but his personality seems generic at first too! He is so incredibly generic that another character, after having a conversation with him, mistakes him for an NPC. 
Propaganda:
Ooyama may be a Generic Anime Boy, but he does have a charm to him that has made me his number one fan! In the anime, he is shown as forgetful and easily flustered. He is aware that he seems pretty unremarkable, so towards the end, he says he wants to prove himself! Despite this, he seems pretty skilled at using a sniper. In the manga, he regularly makes video game references in regards to what him and others are up to (such as saying new members have joined the team, giving encouragement is "restoring mana", and talks about skill level). He's generic yes, but he's also a huge dork and I love him so much.
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Priest (Author) Character Tournament
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[“Anti-propaganda” is not allowed. Please only give reasons to vote FOR a character, and please be courteous in the notes.]
Feng Xiaoshu / Princess Jing’an from Lord Seventh / Qi Ye
"How could a good-for-nothing hedonist like me be a match for a heroine like her? Don't be silly, Your Majesty." - Jing Beiyuan, Lord Seventh (Tumblr)
Submission: Badass lady who leads troops and can split a person's head in half with her spear <3 
Differences between FXS in Lord Seventh & Word of Honor (she’s wildly different lol)
Han Yuan from Liu Yao: The Revitalization of Fuyao Sect
“Unlike us that had a vagrant life, domesticated kids are shy; I have to look after him in future.”  - Han Yuan about Cheng Qian
Submission: Cringefail loser(most affectionate) dragon boi. Gone edgy but his family loves him anyway.
“our fav -1 braincell kiddo”
The “idiot” from the description - “A cultivation story about how a declining sect is restored by a narcissist, troublemaker, meanie, idiot, and wimpy kid.” 
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How exactly does the extra propaganda through asks work? Do we just send bonus information/pictures?? Sorry I'm probably making it more complicated in my head lol
Yes, you send whatever bonus content you want, through the ask box. This is after the tournament starts
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WELCOME TO THE A3! PLAY SHIP BATTLE ROYALE!
"Holy shit, another Tumblr poll!?" you ask. Well. Yes. Why? Um. My friends brought up the idea and I have terrible impulse control. ANYWAY.
DO YOU LIKE A3! PLAYS!? DO YOU LIKE MAKING THE FUNNY LITTLE A3! PLAY CHARACTERS KISS!? BOY, DO I HAVE THE POLL FOR YOU!
Welcome, one and all, to the A3! Play Ship Battle Royale, where we pit our favorite a3 play ships against other people's favorite a3 play ships and hopefully spawn either a couple new ao3 fic tags, a silly crossover piece of art, a newfound appreciation for a3 plays, or...! I ran out of stuff. But you get the gist.
SUBMISSION RULES AND GUIDELINES
- The ship must be a play ship. The characters do not have to be from the same play! Extended playverse ships are allowed, provided that at least one person in the ship is a canon play character AND you can provide a visual of the extended play character/s. Ships between a play character and an actor are NOT allowed for the bracket at this time (but maybe it'll change in the future).
- The play ship in question does NOT need to be a main troupe/mixed play. Ships from other plays like Royal Blue or Inner Palace are allowed!
- Play characters must be within an appropriate age range with one another. I'll leave that to your discretion as to what counts as "appropriate", but as a general rule: no adults with anyone younger than college age. Also, please don't submit ships where the characters are related to one another.
- You do not have to ship the actors who play the characters, as long as you ship the play characters themselves. (Just as an example, you can submit Luke/S, even if you don't ship Citron/Tsuzuru.) Specifically, though, I will not accept ships played by Juza/Kumon/Muku, or Azami/Sakyo, even if the play ship is technically okay. I won't consider those submissions.
- In case I get a lot of submissions (like, a lot of submissions), I'll do my best to provide a mix of popularity in the poll. In case that a certain actor pairing has a lot of submitted play ships, I'll likely just choose two or three of them. If your submitted ship didn't make it, I'm really sorry! ><
- Submissions that don't follow the rules will not be considered. Also, if a certain pair makes me wildly uncomfortable, I probably won't consider it, sorry. Unless it's, like, really, really popular or something.
POLL RULES AND GUIDELINES
- Be nice to each other in the notes! If I see the shooters of any particular ship being nasty, I will give one (1) warning only. If you can't get your act together after that, I will disqualify the ship.
- Propaganda is allowed and encouraged! Silly crack fics are allowed and encouraged! Funny art is allowed and encouraged! I want everyone's brain juices to start flowing!
- This poll is run by one person, so please be patient! And please be nice, I'm fragile.
GOT THAT? YOU CAN SUBMIT YOUR SHIPS HERE!
(submissions will be open until may 19, or i'll close them if i get way too many submissions that i start struggling.)
Special shoutout to some of the other tournaments that inspired this! @weirdass-shiptournament and @a3rarepairstournament in particular! Heart emojis.
(last note, i won't be submitting any ships myself, but if you're interested in hearing my personal play ships, um. i guess you can ask, but it might take a while for me to get back to you because dms scare me, lol.)
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Round 1 Part 5 Battle of the Blorbos
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*into microphone* Yes before you ask, yes in middle school I crushed on Pitch over Jack Frost. Moving on
Thought it’d be fun to do a battle royale of all the blorbos I’ve ever had. A lot of them were Tumblrsexymen so this’ll be interesting. Feel free to reblog with propaganda.
also sorry to my mutuals if this getting annoying lol! If you want to block it, all of this is going to be tagged Tournament
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karlyanalora · 10 months
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YOOOOOOO did you also submit a ship to the crossover ship tournament???
I did it too ❤😂
This is gonna be fun lol
Yes! I have two ships in the crossover ship tournament and quite a few in the nonship crossover tournament.
As far as I know, I am the only one who ships my ships. They'll probably lose, but it will be fun anyway! I'm looking forward to being won over by propaganda.
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andyetnobananas · 1 year
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I posted 946 times in 2022
That's 908 more posts than 2021!
64 posts created (7%)
882 posts reblogged (93%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
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I tagged 76 of my posts in 2022
#bananas art - 34 posts
#bananas talks - 14 posts
#friend art - 10 posts
#youtube - 9 posts
#bananas vids - 8 posts
#epithet erased - 7 posts
#jelloapocalypse - 6 posts
#parasomnia oct - 5 posts
#original character tournament - 3 posts
#dnd oc - 3 posts
Longest Tag: 86 characters
#feel like reblogging my animatics from this year. with new people coming in i'd really
My Top Posts in 2022:
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Ok, so you know that whole "HBO Max killing off cartoons" thing that happened recently? So after some digging (and by that I mean watching this video from Shark3ozero) the situation is so much worse than that. Like... Monstrously worse.
In case you don't know, it's not just cartoons and their creators that have been f__ked over recently, but a WHOLE SWATH OF PoC CREATORS HAVE BEEN LAID OFF. Like, almost no non-whites left in executive positions.
Apparently, before the merger, Discovery has a more white, old, heteronormative demographic than HBO, and instead of trying to consolidate the 2 demographics, Discovery's CEO, David Zaslav, has been made into the CEO of both sides of the company, and is trying to turn one into the other. To this end, he has slashed the divisions overseeing kids, family and international content, and intends to create more content for "Middle America." So yes, they cut Infinity Train and Batgirl and others BECAUSE. THEY. ARE. DIVERSE. CONTENT. They are deliberately removing different cultures from their services because catering exclusively to white audiences is more profitable... According to them. I have serious doubts this is casting the net wider instead of narrower. (Also, another part of the shift is that they want to pivot back to cable content and away from streaming, which... Lol, good luck man. Warn-scover-CNBO might already be on a collision course, and fingers crossed that it is.)
OH, BUT IT GETS WORSE. APOCALYPTICLY WORSE.
HBO also owns CNN, and they have a new chairman in the shadow of the merger, Chris Licht. It's already canned one news show, 'Reliable Programming' a show frequently critiqued the republicans and fox news, and has warned that "more changes are coming soon."
Worst of all, John Malone, who is on WBD's board, and gave Zaslav his job in 2006, has explicitly said that he wants to CNN to have a "less liberal bias", and thinks that Fox News "makes actual journalism." Yes, Fox dominating a third of US cable news is not enough, he wants to make another 3rd of it propaganda programming.
Warn-scover-CNBO's market capitol were flushed down the tubes in light of all this horses__t, but in order to keep the a new propaganda apparatus of unfathomable scale from rising, it must stay down and never recover. Warn-scover-CNBO's changes scaring off huge droves of people is an objective good, and the complete collapse of the company is our only hope now.
Tl;dr: The death of Infinity Train and Uncle Grampa is the canary in the coal mine of a massive swath of pop culture and journalistic practice turning into a right-wing propaganda apparatus unlike anything seen before.
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Chapter 10: Man of my word
Words: 2277
The next weeks were the same old same old. Go out with Hawks, find someone to stop, and try to gain what information you could on the HPSC. ONe thing that did catch your interest one day was seeing the U.a Sports festival. You looked over Ta Hawks who was snoring, so you shook his shoulder
“Hawks wake up.” you said
“HUH WHAT WHAT” Hawks said taking a feather off his wings “did someone break in!?”
“No, look, the sports festival is on.” you said
“You mean that weird propaganda the school does each year to show off ‘how cool’ they are.” Hawks said
“Yup that one.” you said “Wasn't there an attack on a bunch of first year students a few ago?”
“Sure was, still go on like everything is the same, blah blha.” Hawks said waving his hand then laying back down to continue his little nap, you tugged on his wig
“Hey wake up, this could be good information.” you said scurrying around for a notebook and pen
“Busy busy little (name), always wanting to learn something new.” Hawks said pointing to a spot where there a blank notebook and pen, you reptivily clicked the pen, still your joyful face soon turned into horror as you saw a giant robot fall on top of a couple of students, Hawks also looked equally as shocked as the two students popped out from underneath them unharmed. You and hawks both gave each other a look of ‘is this real’.
“So much for the safety of their students.” hawks said, before sitting up and resting his chin on his hand, “Oh look,another bird.” “Hmm?” you said looking at a screen to see a student with a Bird head
“Where do you think the head and body meet, i think that's a choker not part of his body.” you said tapping the pen to your lips
“Nah the red is totally a part of his body, hey look, it's the grand canyon, is there where our tax dollars are going?”
“You don't pay taxes hawks.” you said
“Yeesh lucky me, I got the IRS and the HPSC on my ass.” Hawks said, you gave out a small chuckle under your breath as you took in as much infraction as you could, between the mind field and then the horse battle, you were able to get a good hold on the future hero work. THe one on one fight was even more interesting and hawks seem very particule on the bird headed student who was named Tokoyami
“Look ill i'm saying with you talons, my wings and his head it would be pretty cool.” Hawks said, as you shushed him as you kept watching the kid breck the bones in his hand
“Don't you think his quirk is a lot like all mights?” you said “too similar.”
“I don't think All might bones explode.” Hawks said “Still this finger destroying kid has guts, but if he keep going on his path like this-” “His tendons and ligaments are going to be ruined and bye bye arms.” you said interrupting him and kept onlooking the tournament till it was done, and some poor kid was having an episode on top of the podium thrashing around
“Looks like he is having a panic attack.” you said, seeing All might take the muzzle off him and putting the mental, in his mouth.
“I don't think i can watch another round of this, I mean they are teenagers.” you said 
“Doesn't matter, the younger they are the easier it is to make em.” hawks said rolling over and wanting to go back to his nap, but you pull his wing open
“Hawks im getting bored of the same old, same old.” you said “Can’t we do something interesting.”
“Hey, I am plenty interesting.” hawks said “besides news is in the underworld right now.”
“What news?” you asked
“Haven't you heard about the hero killer?” Hawks asked
“Briefly, yes.” you said fiddling with one of his fathers on his wing.
“Well he is killing heros as the news puts it, in the underworld he is killing people who get in the way, to me he is sticking it to the HPSC.” Hawks said 
“Hawks you have killed people, I have seen you do it.” you said
“Still, I wonder what he is thinking.” HAwks said as he used his wing to splat you down on the ground “Now let me sleep.”
“You are no fun.” you said
A few nights later you were hanging onto the back of Hawks as you were both looking down for anything to do, small fries no real threats, you hadn't gotten you hands dirty tonight
“Hawks.” you said
“Yes?” he replied
“When are we going to do something interesting?” you asked
“Very soon, I have  a feeling I'm going to get called in for real soon.” Hawks said “for now lets just relax a bit and take in the view.”
“What favor?” you asked
“Well, you see, I kinda had to sorta maybe get help from this guy to break you out of your confinement from the HPSC.” Hawks said “Only if I did him a favor, he was the same guy who later attacked the USJ, so I'm wondering what or when he will call for me.”
“YOu got help from who now.” you said
“Look, I didn't have any other choice, okay.” Hawks said “Besides nothing I anti used to.”
“Wonder what it could be, because I'm sure if you had been at the USJ, things would've turned out different.” you said “Not sure how i feel about attacking a bunch of kids, hero or not.”
“You like kids?” HAwks asked
“I'm indifferent, I'd never want to hurt one though.” you said “But i’d rather avoid them.” “Lol what are vermin, I love the little scamps.” Hawks said “So young and native, im jelosse.”
“Wish you could have stayed a bit naive for longer hawks?” you asked, he just gave a simple nod of his head 
“Still I'm even more pissed at the HPSC for commissioning children and teenagers.” HAwks said “All the more reason why I want to take them down.”
“I wonder what will pop up afterwards.” you thought
And sure enough the day where Tomura called Hawks in came in the upcoming day, you made it very clear to HAwks that since you were the reason he made the agreement you were going with him.
“I asked for a bird, not some cold faced woman.” The man who had a hand on his face said, you decided to remain quiet, you saw the reports and his quirk, still the bandages on his arms, legs and shoulder said that he had a rough couple of weeks.
“Look, I'm here to repay my favor, what do you want?” Hawks said 
“I'm gathering a group of people to help me.” He said, hawks took notice of how he was a little less bratty then last time. “And you have a favor to repay me, for helping you save that one.”
A finger was pointed at you.
“That is why I am here, what do you need me to do?” Hawks said
“This one.” Tomura said holding up a photo of the teen who had been bound on the first palace podium was held up between two of his fingers. “I need you and the others to catch him for me and bring him here.”
“Anything else?” Hawks asked
“Yes, don't kill this one, I want to get my hands on him first.” Tomura said holding up a photo of the finger destroying kid “I know you are the fastest villain out there and even on the top 3 most dangerous villains up there, if they see you there, they will know I mean business, and you.” “Me?” you asked
“Yes you, a little college student who ran away to a life of crime under the wing of the Night hawk, or the poor innocent soul who was seduced to the dark side, which one was it?”
“I was bored and wanted a change of pace.” you said, and you saw a crooked smile under the hand on his face “Hawks is just my mentor right now, where he goes i go.”
“Fair enough but if you get caught don't expect another rescue team.” Tomura said, ``Hawks  put a wing between the two of you. “hey I'm not here to kill either of you , put the wing down.”
“So you want me to help capture this guy, the guy with the explosions.” Hawks said 
“Yup.”
“Well, my wings don't like heat that much.” Hawks said “But i’ll do it, i am a man of my word, but how will this take place.”
“They are going to a training camp soon, you and the others will attack, ruffle their feathers and the others will be there as well, this isn't going to be a repeat of the USJ.” Tomura said “Feel free to because as much maham as you want, just leave this kid alone, and get this kid to me.”
“Hmm the whole class of 1-a.” Hawks said “Not sure how I feel about hurting a bunch of kids, but tell you what, I'll put in my all if i can pick something up while I am there.”
“Pick what up?” Tomura said
“You're Not the only one who thinks a new prodigy is there.” Hawks said, you grabbed one of hawks feathers in anger, he paid no mind.
“Perfect, glad i can rely on you, i'll introduce you to the others with time.” Tomura said “Kurogiri sent me home.”
A black mist portal opened and you and Hawks both went though, and once the portal close you gave hawks a very pissed off look
“What?” He asked
“What the hell was that?” you asked “You want us to go and kidnap a student, incase you forget that guy is out of his mind to think any of those student would turn to villainy, why else would they apply to U.A.'' you said
“Hey calm down chickadee.” Hawks said, putting his hands up in defense “Look I know there is no way any student will listen to him or turn evil, but I do owe him.” Hawks said “And I want to see the kid in person, that was more or less a bluff for him to think I'm going to take this seriously, don't worry i anti trying to replace you, no need to be upset.”
“I'm not upset!” you said
“Yes you were, you were all upset and grabbed my wing trying to pluck me because you thought I wanted to replace you with someone new.” Hawks said, teasing you as you grabbed a handful of his wings “ahh  hey watch the feathers!”
“You jerk!” You said thrashing him back and forth then letting him go “Still i don't like the thought of hurting teenagers, and they don't care if they are killed either.”
“(name), do you trust me?” Hawks asked as he patted his feathers down
“I do.” you said
“Then don't worry.” Hawks said “After this we won't have to deal with him again okay.”
“Okay.” you said still with your arms crossed “I still have a bad bad feeling about this, have you ever heard of the domino effect.”
“Yes.” Hawks said “But the good thing is, maybe this will set off the same chain reaction, i mean if a student gets captured, what will people think about the school and their defense, how idiotic they are with the fact that it happened in the first place.”
“True I mean I am going to do it regardless.” you said “This is the deal you made to get me out of there.” as you looked down at your left thumb
So that's the story of how you and hawks ended up looking down from a clift down a bunch of students who were doing a test of courage in the woods, you didn't tell the others one bit.
“Hey chicken, I never thought i'd ever meet you.” the one who had staples all over his body to keep his burnt flesh attached to him said
“I see I'm popular.” Hawks said, then he looked at you
“And is this the girl who you seduce to the dark side?’ He asked
“Back off she came here on her own accord.” Hawks said putting a wing in front of you
“I think she is cute.” A girl who seemed to be rather young said, wondering what her story was “you are the woman with the knife for nails?”
“Talons under my nail beds, but yes.” you said
“Great, you can come with me then.” She said grabbing your arm and hugging it “help me collect some blood.” “(name) you going to be okay?” Hawks asked
“I’ll be fine, i'll see you when this is over Hawks.” you said
“Looks like you got dumped.” Dabi said and the hawks almost whacked him over the head “anyway you know what to do bird brain, Twice you are with me.”
“Got it dabi, no way Jose.” The man said as you and Toga left
“Hey (name) if anything happens just shout for me okay.” Hawks said
“Gross you love birds, aww isn't that sweet.” Twice said again “You two make a great couple, you are like oil and water.”
“Thanks?” Hawks said and the attack and capture was on.
“Let's go fill those heroes full of holes and put them in their place.” Dabi said as hawks took off what an edge lord he thought
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Jay Walker (Ninjago) - Autism Rizz Tournament Preliminaries
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If you vote yes you must firmly believe in this character's autism AND in the rizz their autism gets them. If you don't want the character in the tournament just vote no
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AuDHD king, first thing he did once he was safe after getting isekai'd was start the "League of Jays" which was literally just a pretty sizeable cult following where people used avatars based on his past outfits from previous seasons. Kai refers to them as nutjobs and Jay says "The League of Jays aren't 'nutjobs,' they're fans. And they're awesome!" and then proceeds to accuse Cole and Kai of being jealous lol
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