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lucabyte · 3 months

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Courtesy of @samhainian: The gang goes on hot ones

Bonus:

mean to them

#told sam abt the canon spice tolerances and she suggested i draw this and who am i to refuse such a funny fucking concept #i like how the background (bc the hot ones set is black) makes it look like they are in the house. i think it is funnier if they are.#in stars and time #isat fanart #isat siffrin #isat loop #siffrin #isat #isat isabeau #isat bonnie #isat mirabelle #isat odile #doodlebyte #a rare non queued art post!#potentially explaining the joke too much but the red is hot sauce yes not anything metatextual. dont worry #revenge for presumably being the interviewer in this scenario. just because you dont have a mouth does not make you immune to spicy

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frownyalfred · 3 months

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“Bruce Wayne isn’t a romantic—” he’s also a Scorpio. It explains everything.

#my hot take #yes I know his bday is contested #but I hc him as a Scorpio #and a secret romantic #bruce wayne #batman #dc #dc comic #tbh him being a Scorpio explains SO much about him

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0rphiichaze · 4 months

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vibrating really hard me when i wanna be friends with every bdhs/homestuck ask blog ever and interact with them and be silly but also im so anxious when making friends on tumblr and talking to them in general HDOSOS help me. hel;p m e. How do you guys do it. What’s the SECRET I’ve made two-three friends on here ever WHAT THE FUCK. Literally if you think I’m cool throw ur discord my way I’m crying. Please. I’m like a pathetic wet dog over here pleaseeee talk to me pelaseeeeee

#HOW DID I BECOME FRIENDS WITH ASKINSUFFERABLEPRICK AND MELISSATITANIUM EXPLAIN IT TO ME. WHAT HAPPENED #it’s like the hot wife x dweeb husband except im the dweeb husband. How did i do it.#if ur a homestuck fan and ESPCIQLLY a strider fan and ive liked ur posts i probably want to be friends with you. Please (puppy dog eyes)#insane insane insane insane insane #✩ shnooks rambling !!#But like genuine fucking rambling this time #can you tell i should be sleeping right now.#oh wait holy shit hi my discord is 0rphiic heyyy heyyy heyyyy (tears in my eyes) (yes that is a zero)#homestuck #hom3stuck #badly drawn homestuck #bdhs #Homestuck ask blog #Homestuck rp blog

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captainofthetidesbreath · 1 year

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It's SO annoying people keep saying Valery and Katya are siblings just because the first draft of the script gives her maiden name as Michailova. That version of the script has Valery's as Gerasimov (not Michailov like in the final film). They clearly changed it by the time they were shooting, and Katya's maiden name isn't mentioned at all in the final film or the shooting script. Katya even says to Valery "your parents", like wouldn't she say "our parents"?

It's just so annoying to watch this become popular fanon when it's totally outdated and outright contradicted by the film. I don't know why everyone just latched onto it. Like, is it because people find Valery threatening to the popular ships? Like, I'm a Valery/Katya shipper, so you can trust me when I say that he isn't a threat at all. The fact that it can never happen is the appeal of Valery/Katya, like, literally, he's not a threat to the fan favorite ship. (Valery/Katya and Katya/Sofia actually enhance each other, they can and do coexist.) You all don't need to use non-canon shit to justify shipping something else, have some faith in yourself.

#Goncharov #Unreality cw #to explain the joke: this is not a real movie. hot new meme—pretending this movie is real.#Yes I am making up more fake discourse for this.#I realized a tag on AO3 has her as Katya Michailov so I gotta go for jt

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andrewknightley · 8 days

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Some people dont understand than just saying "yeah i like this evil chara im horny for them" is 10000 times more respetable than writing a long essay of why they are actually not evil

#talks and stuff #also essays about why they are interestingnand compelling yes hell yeah #but also i think we all have the rights to at least defend one (1) morally reprehensible character that no one understand but u #same with toxic fucked up ships like u dont have to explain how they are healthu actually #just say Oh I Think Its Hot and move on #or narrativelly interesting....#i like a lottttt of toxic ships for the toxicity or because i think both charas are hot its ok.....

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myfandomhalf · 6 months

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Season Finale

Sick and tired of reading about people say that Dazai knowing about the plan beforehand somehow takes away from the genuineness of the skk moments

You mean you WANT Dazai to choose to kill Chuuya for the greater good and then not give a shit immediately after?? Ignoring the speech for a second, the reason he was able to be so carefree after “killing” Chuuya is because he KNEW Chuuya was gonna be okay.

First of all, Dazai knowing Chuuya wasn’t gonna die doesn’t take away from his speech. He replayed all those memories for himself, nobody else was seeing what was happening in his head. He was GENUINELY upset at the idea of losing Chuuya and having to put Chuuya through that, DESPITE knowing Chuuya would be okay. He was STILL upset. That’s way better than him thinking he just killed Chuuya, sparing him a thought, not even crying (bc no that wasn’t a tear) and then just moving on being silly as if nothing happened.

And then the other speech him saying that they’re destined to - do you seriously think he’d just make that up for shits and giggles? He was being serious. If he was gonna play it up for Fyodor’s sake he would’ve said the most emotional out of pocket line to ever be written, which to them would be related to him leaving Chuuya behind. But no he just said they’re destined to do something.

Dazai talks a lot about the past to Chuuya (Chuuya does not participate) but those two are clearly emotionally constipated bc they never have a conversation about what they mean to each other (which I think is bc Asagiri is not ready to reveal that yet). This was clearly Dazai taking his opportunity to say what he REALLY thinks / feels forcing Chuuya to listen without the commitment. Bc if anyone gets the ick later he can use the convenient excuse of “oh I didn’t mean that” which is bullshit.

And I do think an element of this idea that it’s worse that Dazai had everything planned comes from the misunderstanding that Dazai has completely changed since he was in the port mafia. Dazai just tends to make “better” (as in more objectively good) choices, but he very much still puts on a front. You guys do realize that his silly persona is just that right? A persona? He’s literally being fake every time he’s silly. That’s not his real personality. He’s a morally gray character. He never became a purely good person and he never will. It makes MUCH more sense that he planned everything out with Chuuya beforehand.

He met up with Akutagawa before getting arrested, he probably did the same with Chuuya.

And yes, this means he DID use and manipulate Sigma the entire time. Why wouldn’t he? Sigma has an ability Dazai needed. I’m sure Dazai planned for sigma to not die bc in his role as a detective it’s part of his job to mitigate losses of innocent lives, he knows this, but also bc Dazai needs to know what sigma learned. I genuinely hope there isn’t anyone out there thinking Dazai wouldn’t manipulate sigma bc he cares about him? He just met him. He has no personal investment in him. But he WILL make sure sigma is alive bc of the aforementioned reasons.

#soukoku #skk #bsd skk #yes I did just make a new side blog to post this lol #I just read something and it made me angry so this probably sounds really aggressive 🥴#I swear I’m usually more chill #I also can’t explain how angry and heartbroken I was when I saw in the manga that Dazai didn’t care he just killed Chuuya #and started just messing around with sigma #I genuinely can’t fathom why you guys want that to have happened #I can look back at those scenes and breathe now knowing Dazai knew Chuuya was gonna be okay #I will probably be less angry if anyone replies in a few hours and will be able to have a civil discussion if anyone disagrees lol #tho pls be aware since this IS a side blog I can’t reply directly bc it forces me to reply with my main blog #and I don’t really want anyone to see my main blog #so I’ll have to reblog and then @ most likely #unless this has been fixed??#if I can reply with a sideblog pls lmk #also pls don’t be rude I’ll reply if you respectfully disagree that’s fine but not if you’re just gonna yell at me #I know a lot of this is probably a hot take #but I’m feeling brave what can I say

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prettyflyshyguy · 2 months

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It's too hot to draw on my ipad.

My desk feels hot to the touch.

Hmm.

#THAT MIGHT EXPLAIN WHY MY DESK #MY WOODEN DESK #IN MY ROOM #INSIDE #FEELS HOT #TO THE TOUCH #shy talks #not art #NO I DONT HAVE AIRCON #YES I SURVIVE EVERY SUMMER LIKE THIS

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feralmoonlight · 2 years

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So uh... I believe I promised some lewds last night >w>

SO with @driftingmoonmenace blessing, I offer the Safe version...

And a link to the S p i c y version uwu

This was... WAY too much fun to work on. And now I need a nice cold shower.

And to be clear, There be DICKS in the link, but it goes to the sfw version first and then the naughty down below it~

Dead doves as they say

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demodraws0606 · 8 months

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When you write a "perfect" counterargument against the Eden culprit theory and Tumblr nukes your entire paragraph that took you an hour to make

Edit : Just gonna add this here because I feel bad but I wanted to say that I'm not at all targetting anyone in the tags (ik i added it but i feel like this needs to be said again here), i respect culprit!eden theories especially with the effort put into some of them. I just don't like the theory as I feel like it's way too flawed to be believable.

#drdt #danganronpa despair time #i hate the eden culprit theory so much and this is just adding salt to the wound #ace could've taken the tape guys #why would teruko notice ace taking the tape when it's the least important information during that moment #eden literally would have to reach under teruko's nose to get the tape #teruko would be more wary of someone she “trusts” sneaking up towards her than ace who she barely sees as a threat already #and yes ace had blood on his hand in fact the elevator is proof of it #but the murderer literally couldve wiped off the blood from the tape easily in like 5 seconds #in fact even if they didn't it would explain one of the missing pieces of evidence which is arei's glove as the culprit couldn't touch the #tape without getting blood on their hand and thus used the glove to wipe the blood away #i apologize for being so aggressive but this is the third time tumblr deleted an hour of work and it's hot outside and i'm ready to bite #this aggression is not targetted towards those who support the theory of course

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the-kipsabian · 1 month

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having feelings about a man who wore a cardboard box on his head for like a year is wild yall should try it

#like do you understand how hard it is to explain tho #like yeah i think hes hot. but thats talking about the man under the box #what really drew me in to liking and loving him was the box. and i think its just really interesting #but then i call him hot as a boxman once and i get looks and its like 'wdym' and im like. yes #anyways. thinking about him today. i miss him so much #im so mad at them fumbling him so badly post return i wanna bite something #box thoughts

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flying-bi-son · 4 months

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#point blank period #in the spirit of being hot and sad lemme vent in the tags #my uncle died the other day and my emotions haven’t really been the same since #and it’s like yeah i cried when i found out but he was old and sick I’ve already accepted it #but yet little situations make me sad more than what they did the week prior #I’ve been sharing my history with self harm with the people in my life but it’s never really been in an ideal way #I’ve kinda just been dropping random ‘jokes’ here and there and that’s not fair #but there’s no real way to bring shit up organically #im 7 years sober from self harm and i 100% don’t wanna self harm there’s nothing to worry about with me #but i feel very generically sad in a way that’s hard to explain #yes I’m dealing with grief to an extent but it feels like nothing is wrong and yet everything is wrong #you cant just say im generically sad and get taken seriously so I’m just here

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lucky38s · 17 days

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the fallout show is Fine

#I think some of the violence is unnecessarily schlocky?#yes fallout violence is weird and funny but like #hm #I don’t know how to explain it #idk it’s fine!!! I’m not hating but I’m also not wowed #also to be nitpicky……they dropped the bombs at the wrong time 🤷🏻‍♀️#but hey Lucy’s hot and capable and Maximus looks sad and broken #there are Worse Things #riot talks

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labyrynth · 2 months

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it’s always “harassment is bad” and “wishing violence/death upon people is terrible” until it’s someone y’all don’t like or think is Bad. then it’s “they deserve it” and “they can’t take a joke”

#moi #salt is salt #hot take ‘i want you to die a violent and painful death’ is not a very funny joke #and is a really really terrible way to convince someone to be on your side #like respectability politics is one thing.#but people getting upset when you flat out them you want them to die is not about respectability politics.#like yes there are issues that need to be fixed #and expressing desire for pain and suffering to be inflicted upon staff is—surprisingly—not helpful.#this really is not that wild of a concept.#if you want someone to help you…publicly wishing death upon them is counterproductive.#like y’all just have no fucking sense of diplomacy. you can tell someone why you’re upset without violent sentiments.#it is possible to be angry and unable to explain your thoughts clearly because you are so angry and STILL not make violent statements #learn some fucking self restraint good god #anyway.

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sga-owns-my-soul · 5 months

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just had to google if ballon's lifting a chair is physics bc idk what physics actually is

#pls don't explain it to me #it will make my brain hurt #also yes this is research for a fic #and yes i know rodney would be so disgustingly ashamed of me #but hey he likes dumb blondes right?#he'd think i'm dumb but at least he'd find me hot #anyways #idk how to tag this #not stargate

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always-a-slut-4-ghouls · 8 months

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One thing I need people to understand is that you can be demisexual and have a type. You can be more attracted to certain things in an abstract way without getting horny at people who have those things when you find out they have those things. You can also experience romantic or aesthetic attraction to certain features without those things alone making you horny. And you can have those things get you more horny when you become attracted to a person without those things doing it for every person with the same features.

I don’t know if I’m explaining properly but I get really frustrated sometimes when I talk about having a type of person I’m attracted to visually and having people assume I’m not actually demisexual because of that. There are other forms of attraction and there are things that a person might find very attractive when a person they like does it. Does this make sense?

#emma posts #every time I explain that I think the emo guy look is attractive i have to give a breakdown on demisexuality #when I’m talking in person #because the people I talk to often don’t understand the differences in types of attractions #do i think emo people are hot? yes. does someone being emo make me sexually attracted to them? no #it’s really simple

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whileurmine · 5 months

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the irrational need to send my mutuals random pics of my characters fc looking hot

#ooc #its a monke brain need #i cant explain #i see a hot pic of pretty man and go ah yes they would want to know

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