what a fucking idiot (affectionate)

oh you love your favorite character? well I'm imagining slowly sinking a knife into his chest while calling him a dumb pathetic little slut so I guess that's the same thing

ooc;; it's not that he can do no wrong, it's the fact that everything he does is forgiven because he has the prettiest brown eyes.

i can't believe the show about characters being gay and problematic won't let the characters be gay and problematic

yes ik I have flaws but in order to not become a mary sue, i have decided not to work on them

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I feel like we all have at least one headcanon where it’s like “this is only loosely supported by canon but by god I’m married to it” and mine is about Guillermo’s mom.

I was really taken with the way that Myrna Cabello said that she thought Silvia would accept Guillermo’s path in life, no matter what it was, as long as he was happy and fulfilled and confident. That goes for both his sexuality and his profession. I think that’s so sweet and I love how much Silvia loves her son, even if he is a weird little vampire fucker.

So my headcanon is that eventually Guillermo will introduce Nandor to his mother (Very Carefully and in a Controlled Environment) and she’ll figure out what he is immediately, but as soon as she realizes that Guillermo knows (and isn’t in any immediate danger) she’ll move right past the vampire thing to the “my son loves him” thing and the “he has no living family” thing and she’ll just start mothering him terribly.

And Nandor will bask in it.

Like. It would be actively annoying how much Nandor gets along with his mother-in-law if it weren’t so endearing, and Guillermo would be irritated if he weren’t so damn relieved.

And meanwhile Silvia is just like “now I have two sons :) :) :)”

you know something that never fails to make me emotional are fics and metas about nandor/nandermo that use the word relent. it makes me soooo insane like here’s this character that has been set up from the very start as being incredibly stubborn and uncompromising, to the point where his moniker is literally the relentless. and you put him with this other guy, who on paper is a nobody, just his servant, and what do you know. you expect him to be as uncompromising with him as he is with everyone else, and that may seem the case at first, but when you take a second look you start to see, it’s different with him. he may grumble and pout, but he caves in, he makes concessions. because at the end of the day whatever they’re arguing about doesn’t matter. what matters is him. the rest is inconsequential.

it’s poetic, really. nandor is relentless, but for guillermo, for love, he will relent.

tumblr artists stop drawing older queer men like small little baby twinks challenge

So If moonlight is the sun's rays reflecting off the surface of the moon and vampires can go out at night and be perfectly fine

And the light you get when the sun's covered by clouds and the ground is thick with snow is like moonlight in that respect

Could vampires walk during the day if there was a snowstorm??

Wait, is anyone actually taking Laszlo at his word that he could convince Nandor to finally bite Guillermo?

Like, do we think Laszlo really is that persuasive/cunning/has that much influence over Nandor?

Pretty sure Nandor would threaten him with bodily harm if Laszlo even joked about having an opinion over Nandor's master/familiar relationship with Guillermo (especially now that we've seen how jealous he gets over the two of them spending time together)

to you he's an asshole but to me... he is also an asshole but that's not stopping me from wanting to kiss him softly on his dumb little forehead

i do think nandor would go fucking insane if laszlo and guillermo hooked up but i don’t think that should by any means be a deterrent. in fact i would like to see it

Somebody made a post some time ago and I can't find it now but it was about names in wwdits and how the other characters called Guillermo

How he is Gizmo to Nadja Lazlo and Colin Robinson (although Nadja is calling him Guillermo a loooooot more in s4)

How he is Memo to his family

How Freddie called him Gigi

And Nandor is the only one that only call him Guillermo and he's the only one who called him Guillermo de la Cruz

I was thinking about it and like

The only nickname Guillermo likes and uses to refer to himself is Memo, his family uses it because he is the baby, but Guillermo doesn't seem to be against it, he likes being little Memo too

In s2e1 he says Gigi is "better than Gizmo" and I WILL die on the hill that this is proof that Freddie is a dumbass bad boyfriend and Guillermo didn't realized it because he was in a long distance relationship I hate Freddie I hope he dies HE COULD CALL HIM MEMO YOU KNOW BUT HE CALLS HIM GIGI that's a fucking bad nickname I hate you Frederico

Alucard with a traffic cone on his head: I drank the blood of some people but those people were on drugs. Now I’m a wizard!

Nandor and Alucard are 2 sides of the same coin and no, you can't change my mind!!

I dont think drugs would influence him the same way they did with Nandor, or at least from what I got was canon.

Ngl though, wwdits + hellsing would make for some iconic moment.

Like Laszlo and Nadja meeting Alucard and Integra >:3

Nadja losing her shit that Integra is still a virgin and being like: "What do you mean you still haven't gotten fucked?! back at my village, we used to throw orgy parties all the time during spring time!! Of course it was mostly the male shepherds fucking their goats but if you wanted, you could wait your turn"

(As a Greek, please allow me to fangirl for a moment that one of the sassiest and most hilarious female vampires in any vampire media happens to be a greek village girl ~<3)

Laszlo trying to give sex advice to Alucard since he is a "sex master/pornstar", only for Alucard losing his shit since I'm sure he's done some morally questionable sexual acts (Laszo is like a cute vanilla boy compared to him)

Seras talking with Guillermo and him being like: HE MADE YOU HIS VAMPIRE FAMILIAR IN 1 MINUTE?! I'VE BEEN BEGGING NANDOR TO TURN ME INTO ONE FOR A DECADE!!

Colin Robinson "talking" with Walter or the wild geese members >:3 (Bravo Colin, torture the cocksucking traitor)