#yes or no asks
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Is spam liking your mutuals posts flirting?
yes
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yes/no: picnic blanket on the grass and playing with ribbons and long hair on a sunny day
yes to everything but "sunny"
unless we're in the shade and it's cool enough for long sleeves
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Yes or No. Tobias was more fitted to be the "anti-Ethan" than to have a redemption arc.
UGH this is a hard yes or no... because with a skilled writer (which PB clearly did not have), it could have been delicious either way. 😊
(Personally, I like the redemption arc because Ethan and Tobias's friendship is fucking divine to me.)
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The best piece of advice I ever got was not meant as advice, but as an edict. If I was going to threaten people as a joke, it had to be so far out of proportion with what happened that it would be obvious I was joking. This changed how I expressed frustration with others. It then changed how I expressed frustration with myself.
Not “I’m going to hit you” but “I am going to buy a tuna sub from the gas station and hide it under the seat of your car”
Not “I’m going to kill myself” but “I am going to walk into the desert and let the scarabs take me”
The other side then happened. When I mess something up, instead of saying it’s bad and perpetuating negative thoughts, swing hard the other way.
Not “this art is terrible” but “this shall be framed and mounted on the wall in my museum exhibition as testament to the suffering I had to overcome”
Have been doing this since high school. It was my drama teacher who asked me to please stop scaring the actors. The other half of the edict was that I had to say it in a polite tone, and end it with either please or thank you.
Life changing. 10/10 Mr Muëller. Highly reccomend.
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how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”
#yes this applies to gender too#if a kid says ‘i’m a girl!!’ it might be because they’re a girl or#it might be because they’ve got an incomplete picture of what a ‘girl’ is in their brains#and as a parent ur job is to help them complete those pictures#by asking them questions and giving them new information and playing w them
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I think we should have a turn of phrase for "I'm not in the right, but I AM annoyed with this situation, so I just need to go bitch to a friend about this before I suck it up and go do the right thing" because more and more I'm finding this is a critical element of functional adulthood.
#the person who's re-emailed me asking for help with something: yes I should get back to you. yes I will get back to you#but in the meantime I will look at the email like 'I am busy right now! I have deadlines! do not bother me about this unrelated thing!'#and like in 15 minutes when I'm ready to be an adult again I'll get back to them
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Collection of memes with mostly my tav/astarion to keep myself sane
#I'm not even gonna ask if any of these have already been done the answer is probably yes fjckkckck#does not matter tho I llovve them <33#bg3#bg3 tav#astarion#baldur's gate 3#tavstarion#sleepyscribble#oc.nawen#ship: narion
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more than any other calvin and hobbes strip this one stays lodged in my consciousness
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Fran drescher opposes vaccine mandates just fyi
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@staff @support @engineering @music @books
Have you ever considered this is a really stupid layout to have when there’s no way to easily get your account back if you accidentally hit the wrong button???
#med mumbles#im mad actually what kind of UI is this#top post#I guess 😭😭💀💀💀#edit: @ing staff doesn’t actually do that much so try filling out a quick feedback form on their site#also#it doesn’t *ALWAYS* ask you for your password#yes it does in some cases but there are situations where if you link it to your email it doesn’t ask!!!#look through the tags and see how many people have accidentally deleted their blogs before you decide to be a smartass
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because sometimes there are invisible tests and invisible rules and you're just supposed to ... know the rule. someone you thought of as a friend asks you for book recommendations, so you give her a list of like 30 books, each with a brief blurb and why you like it. later, you find out she screenshotted the list and send it out to a group chat with the note: what an absolute freak can you believe this. you saw the responses: emojis where people are rolling over laughing. too much and obsessive and actually kind of creepy in the comments. you thought you'd been doing the right thing. she'd asked, right? an invisible rule: this is what happens when you get too excited.
you aren't supposed to laugh at your own jokes, so you don't, but then you're too serious. you're not supposed to be too loud, but then people say you're too quiet. you aren't supposed to get passionate about things, but then you're shy, boring. you aren't supposed to talk too much, but then people are mad when you're not good at replying.
you fold yourself into a prettier paper crane. since you never know what is "selfish" and what is "charity," you give yourself over, fully. you'd rather be empty and over-generous - you'd rather eat your own boundaries than have even one person believe that you're mean. since you don't know what the thing is that will make them hate you, you simply scrub yourself clean of any form of roughness. if you are perfect and smiling and funny, they can love you. if you are always there for them and never admit what's happening and never mention your past and never make them uncomfortable - you can make up for it. you can earn it.
don't fuck up. they're all testing you, always. they're tolerating you. whatever secret club happened, over a summer somewhere - during some activity you didn't get to attend - everyone else just... figured it out. like they got some kind of award or examination that allowed them to know how-to-be-normal. how to fit. and for the rest of your life, you've been playing catch-up. you've been trying to prove that - haha! you get it! that the joke they're telling, the people they are, the manual they got- yeah, you've totally read it.
if you can just divide yourself in two - the lovable one, and the one that is you - you can do this. you can walk the line. they can laugh and accept you. if you are always-balanced, never burdensome, a delight to have in class, champagne and glittering and never gawky or florescent or god-forbid cringe: you can get away with it.
you stare at your therapist, whom you can make jokes with, and who laughs at your jokes, because you are so fucking good at people-pleasing. you smile at her, and she asks you how you're doing, and you automatically say i'm good, thanks, how are you? while the answer swims somewhere in your little lizard brain:
how long have you been doing this now? mastering the art of your body and mind like you're piloting a puppet. has it worked? what do you mean that all you feel is... just exhausted. pick yourself up, the tightrope has no net. after all, you're cheating, somehow, but nobody seems to know you actually flunked the test. it's working!
aren't you happy yet?
#almost wrote the champagne line as ''effervescent'' but legit could not write it without saying ''effervescent like a snail''#ah tumblr...#writeblr#warm up#idk . having trouble writing rn#ps i don't like to talk about it . it is my medical information. but before you ask. yes this is about being on the spectrum#i really don't like when ppl make my writing about how im [whatever ID]. i want it to ring true for the people who it rings true for#i don't want it to be like ''awwwww look at this person!!! she's the EXCEPTION!!! :)" .....#no.... not really.....#idk something gross happens whenever i admit to certain conditions and i turn into like inspiration p*rnography#like yes they actually let us use keyboards these days#furthermore i just... dont feel comfortable talking about this part of me. i had too bad of a childhood. adhd is one thing...#this one im like. still coming to terms with. which is like. my own journey.#idk. just please be kind. some things are more private than others. this one feels private to me.#i do not know how to help others w/this . and i do not know how to help myself. i will talk about it if im ever ready. idk if that will#actually ever happen#ty in advance i love u im kissing you we are kissing somewhere on the spectrum
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This will be a hard one to answer but do you love boobs?
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Yes or no: you will fight Greta Gerwig on sight
Y E S
#ask#ask meme#ask game#yes or no asks#tattedpetticoats#everyone thinks she's god's gift to feminist cinema and I just find her work deeply annoying so far#'OMG SHE SAID KEN IS JUST AN ACCESSORY!!!! HER BRAIN!!!!'#yeah and? Barbie fans and scholars and designers have been saying that for decades! why is nobody remarking on THEIR galaxy brains?#one celebrity says it and suddenly she's a genius having a brand-new idea?#and of course LW19 was. LW19. you know my thoughts if you follow me
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Yes or no...
For Zoe and Eli, if they could go back to a time before the outbreak, would they?
And if the outbreak had never happened, do you think they would still have met?
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Similarly, for Carolina and Trystan, if they could trade meeting each other for having their deceased loved ones back (Carolina's dad, Trystan's fiancée)...would they?
Wow, you went for the easy ones, Ren! lmao
Go back to before the outbreak?
Both: Yes.
Would they still have met?
Yes (thanks to @trappedinfanfiction I have a whole f-ing AU to write now 😂😂😂)
Trystan and Carolina?
This one is tough for me because I have not gotten to "know" them well enough yet. If it was where I was in the story right now, Yes. But I think that may change (check back with me! lol)
Thanks for asking, Ren!
#yes or no#yes or no asks#yes or no asks answered#asks answered#eli sipes#eli x zoe#trystan thorne#trystan x carolina
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That time in ancient Greece when Aziraphale needed a speedy horse and accidentally invented the pegasus
VS.
Whatever Crowley had going on in medieval times
#Crowley just really misses the unicorns ok???#Also Crowley didn't start from a horse to make a new unicorn#he looked at a horse and was like.... nah#then looked at a goat and was like YEAAAAH LET'S GOO LET'S MAKE YOU BIG AF AND YOU CAN ALSO SPIT FIRE WHAT A GREAT IDEA!!#While Aziraphale is fretting over the fact that he accidentally gave WINGS to a HORSE and every time that the angels asks about it he's lik#whaaat?? PegaSUS naaaah never heard about it. Must be a made up thing. humans...right?? silly little things ahahah *sweat nervously*#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#pegasus#unicorn#Do I wanna draw the precious good omens beans? yes.#is this an excuse to draw more horses? also yes.#medieval crowley#ancient greek aziraphale#CAVALLIIIIIII 🐎🐴🐎🐴🐎🐴🐎🐴#good omens comic#historical husbands
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This image was MADE for them
#Yes valentino is smoking at like 2am#he has his hat on too obviously#vox is so done with him#dont ask how his wings changed colour ok#thats ARTISTIC LIBERTY ✨#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin hotel valentino#vox#valentino#vox x valentino#voxval#staticmoth#my boys#love them#digital art#art
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