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a-local-idiots-shitpost · 2 years

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Things they have to search up because of Mc

Lucifer:

the only reason he searches anything up

is because the internet gave you stupid ideas again

he will also go the extra mile to search up the site get you banned for a while and then take all your devices away… again

also R.I.P if any of them are RAD students and gave you those ideas (whether it was an accident or not)

“MC! This is the second time you nearly burned down the House of Lamentation again”

“in my defence I was left unsupervised”

“YOUR ROOM NOW!”

yeah you´re on house arrest again

Mammon:

you told him about an urban legend that you know

and it seemed it spooked him so much that he immediately had to look it up

“Oi! Human I know you were just trying to scare me”

“what else did you think I was trying?”

“how dare you Mc?!”

he get´s insulted that you would just scare him like that

the funniest thing is that this isn´t even the first time you did this

it actually happens quiet often

simply because it´s really funny that Mammon get´s scared so easily

Leviathan:

“you´re trying to tell me there is even more Anime in the Human world then in the Devildom lol yeah sure Normie whatever you say”

“look it up yourself Levi”

he did and he is so envious of you

“why do you Normies have so much more anime!?”

this will get so funny watching him get mad over something like this

until he threatens to summon Lotan

“Levi no! it takes ages to clean up the House of Lamentation!”

“I don´t care, Lo-!”

“Lucifer! Levi wants to summon Lotan for nothing again!”

“Mc you snitch!”

yeah he´s getting hung from the ceiling

and you get treats for stopping him :)

Satan:

you told him about the many cat videos in the Human world internet

and now he spends all his time to get in the Human world internet

“Satan you have been sitting here for a day”

“I need cats!!!”

“telling you about this was a mistake”

yeah you pretty much had to beg Lucifer to allow both of you to get in to the Human world

if that doesn´t work you just have to sneak him out

or sneak a cats in the House of Lamentation

whatever would be easier

but if Satan doesn´t get his cats

who knows what could happen

Asmodeus:

you just told him about scam beauty products

better hope he isn´t using any because he will fight you on it actually working

and this will make him want to actually try it out

“Asmo I´m telling you that´s just snake oil”

“how dare you insult my snake oil”

“wait you´re actually using snake oil?”

“it´s more like snake blood from a specific type in the Devildom but still”

great now you have to search something up

and yeah that is a thing in the Devildom and has been proven to work

huh who would have thought

Beelzebub:

you just told him about interesting food facts

“oh yeah there are some candies that have bugs on them and there´s also a type of ant that´s supposed to taste really nice”

“Mc let´s go to the Human world”

“you do know we aren´t allowed to anymore”

remembers what they did last time “oh yeah I forgot”

great now you made him curious and hungry

he will actually see if he can order those candies or the ants

and now he will find even more weird Human food

and get´s even hungrier

great work Mc now he got so hungry he emptied the kitchen again :(

Belphegor:

I don´t think Belphie would do anything

you could just tell this dude about the most fucked up thing you know and he would just be to tired to process it

“I heard that someone got brutally dismembered by a hell bunny”

Belphie half asleep “that´s nice Mc”

and after he wakes up he just forgets everything

maybe he would look something up if you would tell him while he´s awake

but even then it´s usually stuff that´s supposed to help him fall asleep

Diavolo:

he pretty much looks everything up that you tell him about the Human world

sees a machine that they don´t have in the Devildom?

“Mcccc!? what is that!?”

yes instead of waiting he also just screams and hopes you can hear him

if not he either looks for you or sends you a bunch of messages

“Diavolo you do know I can´t tell you what you´re looking for if I don´t know what you mean, right?”

“oh I knew I forgot something”

after he sends you a picture you either explain what it is or just tell him the name

this can also happen multiple times a day

it´s quiet exhausting

Barbatos:

you tell him there´s a good chance rat and mice are hiding in the castle

he doesn´t believe you

“I mean it wouldn´t be so far fetched you did tell me the mice and rats down here are smarter they know you want to kill them they don´t want to die so they just hide or shortly leave”

“Mc this is a completely stupid thought”

he may say this is stupid but who got so scared they had to look it up?

It sure as hell wasn´t Mc

and Mc was right the rats and mice in hell are smart enough to do that

Barbatos now lives in constant fear

Solomon:

honestly I have no idea what Mc could say which would make Solomon go “yeah I´m curious let´s look that up”

if anything it will be the opposite

Solomon will just tell you some weird magic fact and you have to actually look it up to find out if he´s just fucking with you or telling the truth

“Mc did you know some magical plant species are just like massive venus fly traps which could easily devour a human?” “I don´t even know what you´re talking about Solomon” “:)” “don´t tell me you want to find one” “:)” “if you try to sacrifice me to some plant I will find a way to murder you”

Simeon:

the language from the “young kids” (which coming from him could be anything) or litrally any internet slang

he will just over hear you tell Levi he´s a Simp or anything else and he will just stand there going ????

let´s be honest Simeon would either need help from Solomon or Luke or he would just search it in a book

figuring out the computer is even worse for him

just don´t help him out

either explain to him the jokes

or just search it up for him

believe me you do not want to teach him how to work a computer

Luke:

it´s Fuck or any kind of swear word (especially if it´s another language)

Simeon is going to kill you

and Solomon will just laugh at the situation

R.I.P Mc if you´re lucky your Simps will save you (you aren´t lucky enough)

or you can hide long enough in the House of Lamentation until Simeon either gives up or maybe forgives you

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ruakichan · 3 years

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State of Roo Gaming conglomopost:

Alchemy Stars (summer event):

120 pulls no Fleur. I has sad. Got trolled by two 6* in the same element even. Outlook bleak. This is gacha life. Game took a look at my A3 water team and said I didn’t need him. Game doesn’t understand thirst. : ( I need him.

That said, I am here for the energy of Fleur and Brock as Those Two Guys, even more so as Those Two Guys Who Absolutely Should Not Be Left Alone Unsupervised.

Summer story’s pretty interesting, though I did get bored with a lot of the beach-life stuff as I do in every gacha that does summer events sans GBF. I don’t particularly feel anything toward Beryl, unlike Eve; she’s very passive so we haven’t seen any of her personal thoughts or feelings about much. Hell, half the reason I’m so salty about Fleur is cause he actually got more development than Beryl did so far, which made me like him more than just a pretty face!

Humor beats are still pretty spot on though. And at least this game really knows how to make events feel like events.

3 more days and I’ll be done with Stage 4 for Regal, THANK GOD. The dispatches are such an annoying time-gate. I have a ton of energy packs saved up so I should be able to clear out Stage 5 much more quickly. Looking forward to getting my first Eternal Silent Hunter!

I ran out of characters I feel like A3ing so now I’m just grinding to level up equipment.

I don’t know if I should get Barton (who I do not have) or Nemesis (who I need one more copy of to max breakthrough and thus have her skill set to pre-emptive) from the free ticket they give. This is one of the few times where both would technically be dick picks, but one would be useful for meta (Nemesis is one of my core Thunder units) while the other I don’t have but would like to. DECISIONS! At least the ticket doesn’t expire. i’ll end up forgetting about it most likely

GBF (lotto drama):

Man that lotto drama whaoooo. I’m mostly retired/seasonal in GBF these days (and my loss of reliable/fast internet in a week will just compound that due to ping/racing/refresh) so I don’t really care, but just whao.

That said, I think with this being people’s last straw shows that some people really don’t know how to give things up on their own and don’t realize it’s okay to fall out of love with something you once enjoyed or spent a lot of time/effort/money in. I saw a lot of complaints about X or Y no longer having magic/fun etc for them any more, and they still stick around cause they keep hoping that it’ll come back, and I can tell you—it rarely ever does if you stick around. It’s okay to move on. That sunk-cost fallacy just does harm until only bitter feelings are left.

As for me, I did come out with a T3. Picked Nehan cause I always go dick picks in gacha and I was clamoring for a Nehan unit back during SoR’s original run. Used the second one to go meta with G.Narm though since there was nothing left for me to really get, but I dislike Narmaya so she can just sit there in my inventory with all her other versions CAUSE SHE WON’T LEAVE ME ALONE I guess.

Did literally nothing else though; just no real time to play grindblue lately.

Exos Heroes (director’s notes):

Hahaha, the devs noted they were nervous about how people would react to the first Memorial Saga and I BET IT WAS DUE TO THE TWIST LOL but anyone who has used Rachel or came from Exos Saga weren’t gonna be shocked. Regardless, the translation referred to the story as from “Ramge and Rachel’s youth” and I laughed cause IT TOOK PLACE A WEEK BEFORE THE MAIN GAME’S STORY????

Hope the 2nd MS ends up actually giving rewards for side quests.

Thank god though that they are going to implement a give up section for tag battles. I no longer have to set up [my absolute most hated character in this game] as a sacrificial character any more and can set up some more proper teams.

Infinity Core is still shit but at least now they will be showing what you’ll be facing the entire week instead of day-by-day reveals. Half of the issue is playing a guessing game on what FCs you need to hoard in case their theme comes up and thus purposely limit yourself from actually achieving higher stages. Still wish they’d just allow you to keep the stage you’re on if you already cleared it in a previous week. Why the hell do I have to redo the stage(s) every week if I already passed it? At least quick battle will be implemented to a limited degree.

Glad they acknowledged the biggest problem in the game: inability for new players to catch up. The gap between vets and newer players never ever narrows due to all the time-gating elements this game has. I’ve been around the block in a lot of games and the ones who have this gap never has good player retention and ends up shrinking just to a core base of cliques until the game dies. Too bad no solutions offered.

I was disappointed Blue Kaya doesn’t buff HP for support units, then remembered HP is the biggest problem in PVP so yeah, no, nevermind, good on them for realizing that. Didn’t roll for her since I went ham on the summer banners and defense scales poorly in this game due to the HP inflation.

... oh man, I got momentarily excited when I saw Saint West was getting SF3. Then remembered Rachel, while from Saint West, is the heir to Saint West’s throne, and is basically labeled as Saint West in everything else in the game, is actually the general for Lenombe. Fuck me. When will they buff him. I’m tired of facing SF3 nations and seeing my nation’s gimmick being told to pound sand cause they refuse to buff his nation even though he’s fallen way off the meta a long time ago. i think i will literally blow a fuse if greenland gets sf3 before lenombe

In non director’s notes news, I linked up Shadowbane to Lenombe. Luna and Garlond are pretty fun to use and I hope to eventually slap them onto my WR team for tag week to see how that works out, but they worked really well in Infinity Core. Glad I finally have a viable Frost unit I can use since who is Bathory? She doesn’t know me.

Dunno who I’d put in Rudley’s spot since I use him so that my Lenombe team has at least more than one chance to kill these tanky SF3 nations. Zeon is just useless now due to the prevalence of Misty and I tried out Misty and she’s okay, but she’s not the best synergy with Lenombe. I wish A.Zeon would get his FC already so I can pair him with Schmid to get the Vagabond SF bonuses... (but I’m thinking the outcry against the genderbends pushed that back RIP...)

AND FINALLY. FINALLY!!! YOU CAN GET R1 GEAR AT YORM SHOP. OH MY GOD. I CAN FINALLY GEAR MY CHARACTERS. NO MORE HATING MY LUCK. /bloodtears

#roo gaming #also i picked up this idle game that is basically Ads: The Game #but it's cute and i just run it when i'm watching YT vids #still also doing alice closet

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