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shentheauthor · 9 months

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Hello! I’ve seen the harbingers reacting to the reader liking them... But what if we turn the tables around and it’s them realizing the have a huge crush on the reader!!! Will they confess? (I hope they do, well... mainly I hope Pulcinella does but anyways) Will they stay quiet??

Ooo this should be fun

Harbingers realizing they have a crush on the reader

Also I finally figured out how to add the read more thing!!!!

Pierro

Well first of all, it’s been a LONG time since he’s felt this way

He almost doesn’t recognize the feeling

When he realizes what’s up, he would immediately be flustered and confused

Why? How? HOW DID YOU DO THIS???

Unfortunately he’s probably too dedicated to his cause to think of anything else

He wouldn’t want to put you through that

So he’ll keep quiet

He won’t tell you, and just sit and pine sadly

I’m sorry, he caught feelings at the worst possible time in his life

Capitano

He is also confused

He definitely doesn’t feel this way often

He is also very dedicated to his cause, but he at least has more room for stuff like love, I think

He won’t be too shy about it, but he seems like a relatively quiet guy in the first place

He will confess

Probably in private. No grand gestures, just a simple “I have feelings for you”

He’ll also say that you have every right to turn him down

Offers to remain friends as well

Literally one of the most normal people in this whole cursed group

We’re starting off calm before we get into The Horrors

Dottore

The Horrors™️

He treats it like a science experiment

I’m being srs

Hypothesis: you like him back

Research? Hanging around you more often

Hovers over you like a vulture

You turn the corner and there he is like :)

If one of him likes you, all of him does

The segments will be SO annoying, I’m so sorry

He won’t confess outright, but honestly his behavior is more than enough to tell you what’s going on

He is highkey scary, but we love him for it

Columbina

She isn’t very flustered when she realizes tbh

Of course she likes you! How could she not?

She’ll ask you to her private chambers and just.. hang out with you

Her way of flirting is singing to you and doing your hair

If you don’t have hair? Scalp massages

Very touchy feely and kind of obvious with her affection

There is an underlying darkness to everything she does, but Yk if you like her back, you’re probably into that

She’ll confess in private, during the night

It’s shockingly romantic, with candles and flowers waiting for you

She does fully expect you to say yes, but she honestly wouldn’t ask if she didn’t already know you would

She’s like 5 steps ahead of you

Arlecchino

Mmmmmmmaaaaannnn

We already know she’s unhinged, Yk?

When she’s in love, her first reaction is “ew”

She doesn’t have time for that shit

But Yk, she’s intrigued by you, so she abandons that thought pretty quickly

She won’t flirt or confess, keeping you at arm’s length

But she does have a clear favorite

She’s nicer to you. She gives you less difficult tasks

She doesn’t want your pretty face getting hurt

You’ll only find out she has a fat crush on you if you do get hurt

She is.. protective…

Good luck getting blood out of your clothes when she’s done with your attackers

At least she would ask if you’re ok? Yeaahhh

Pulcinella

This one’s for you bestie (me when I go in rank order and he’s not at the top)

He’ll get flustered when he realizes

He’s kinda old, so it’s been a while, but hey it’s never too late for love!

He’ll give you the old fashioned courtship rizz

Flowers, gifts, walks under the stars

He will def accept a rejection, but come on, look at him

You can’t reject him

He’s a quiet romantic, and he doesn’t have a stick up his ass

So he’s better at this than the others

You cannot tell me he doesn’t have a soft side, you CANNOT.

Scaramouche

MAN

This man is so emotionally repressed, you know he would HATE having a crush

He sees it as a waste of time

A disgustingly human emotion

He’ll push you away, I’m sorry

He doesn’t have time for this, he doesn’t want to deal with it

He would fire you if he could, but for the sake of this post, he can’t for whatever reason

Maybe you aren’t a fatuus yk?

But yeah he’d only confess if you make it clear that you’re hurt by him avoiding you

And if you’re persistent (HELLA persistent)

He’ll eventually blurt out “it’s because I LIKE you, you idiot”

Yes, he is that trope

Hopefully he gets over himself sooner rather than later lmao

Sandrone

Run for your life

I’m being srs, she is uh…

She will confess, but in a creepy way

“I want you to become one of my dolls” (affectionate)

Try your damn hardest to convince her you’re more interesting as a living human

I love her, but hooooweeee

Scary ass woman

This one is shorter bc it’s… pretty clear what she’s like in canon 🤡

Signora

She hasn’t been in love since Rostam

Genuinely

She’s confused at first, then honestly a little sad and angry

Why now? Why centuries after her heart was broken?

But yk, it is what it is

She will most likely never confess

Just… keeps you at a distance, much like Pierro

She’ll try her hardest to get over it too, but you know she isn’t exactly good at getting over things like this

I mean that with love in my heart

If she ever does confess, it will likely be if she thinks she’ll never see you again

This woman is so tragic… I love her

Pantalone

THIS MAN.

He will become your sugar daddy

Like, literally, he will shower you with gifts

He could not be more obvious about it

Normally he guards his heart, but honestly if you’re in private and he’s sure nobody is listening, he will be so open

Of course those moments are rare

But he’ll still give you gifts in public, just… less obvious

Giving you money to buy food bc “you can’t work on an empty stomach”

Gives you clothes for missions/whatever and says you can keep it bc he doesn’t want it

He’s used to people using him, but it’s clear you don’t want to, so he feels safe in giving stuff to you

Confesses in private

It has to be SO private, no guards or anything, bc he doesn’t trust anyone not to tell

At least he’ll be a little romantic. Gives you your favorite foods and flowers, plus new clothes or hell, paying your rent

His love language is gift giving, change my mind

Tartaglia

Oh he is so annoying about it

Literally aggressive flirting

Literally

He will try to spar with you, to see if you’re strong enough to be his equal

If you’re not, that’s fine, but if you are, oh man he gets ten times worse

He’ll also be a theater kid about it

Bouquets, opening doors for you, bowing and throwing you a “rakish grin” (his words)

He’s kind of a dork

A murderous dork, but Yk

He’ll either confess during combat, or he’ll take you out on the town and does it in public

Well, if he isn’t sure you’ll say yes, he’ll do it in private

Also if you don’t like crowds

But if you don’t mind public spaces, he will be so dramatic about it

“Will you conquer the world with me?”

It’s very sweet, even if he means it completely literally

Just. A nerd (affectionate)

#genshin impact #fatui harbingers #harbinger headcanons #shen’s headcanons #Pierro #capitano #Dottore #columbina #Arlecchino #pulcinella #Scaramouche #Sandrone #Signora #Tartaglia #Pantalone #genshin x reader #fatui x reader #harbingers x reader #gender neutral reader

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aimseytv · 9 months

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hey thanks for being so transparent (pun intended) abt using trans tape binders etc it makes me feel more normal as a trans guy seeing someone so publicly talk abt these things 👉👈 🏳️‍⚧️

YEAAHHH 🦅🏳️‍⚧️🔥

#asksey

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lloromanic0 · 2 months

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VERY VERY ROUGH/AGRESSIVE 2015!TOM SMUT PLEASEEEEE. (i think someone said he was agressive in bed or something so im desperate for this 😖😖😖) some choking maybe too ..? 🤭🤭

ONLY IF UR COMFORTABLE OFC 🫶🏼🫶🏼 love you and ur writing so much 🩷

hi guys I’m finally posting🤭

(Hope you enjoy your request! Thank you for enjoying my writing love uuuu)

“Fuck yeah- take me just like that baby nnghh~” grunted Tom as he fucked himself hard into you. The way your current situation ship, Tom Kaulitz, fucked you was like no other he always made sure to be rough and hard on you and you loved every second of it.

“Mmhhmm yes- harder Tom.”

“You’re so pretty taking me like this doll.”

He loved missionary, having your legs around his waist making it easier for him to reach as deep as you could take as he looked into your eyes filled with tears from pleasure and pain, but he wanted to do something you didn’t so a lot, doggy style.

“Turn around for me Schatzi, face the mirror.” Tom had just got this mirror he placed in front of his bed and he wanted to tested it with you. You did as he ordered arching your back for him as he immediately penetrated your tight pussy once more making you let out a scream.

“Yeah just like that princess moan for me, show me how good I’m making you feel.”

“S-so good Tom yeaahhh~”

“Fuckkk- you love having my cock stretching your cunt don’t you?”

You grabbed the sheets as hard as you could bitting don’t on your lip as he kept hitting you from the back.

“Answer me!” He demanded placing a hard smack on your ass.

“Y-yes fuck I love it so much mmmhmm~”

“You’re such a dirty girl aren’t you?” He reached for your throat slight closing his first around it, he was rough but he could never actually hurt you.

“Yes I’m y-your dirty girl Tom- nnhggg aahh~”

“Oh yeah?” He said picking up his pace again fucking you harder then even, you could feel all the veins his fat cock had as his tip pulsated inside your squishy walls.

“Look in the mirror while I fuck your pussy baby.” His hand pulling your head back forcing you to look at your figure on the mirror, Tom behind you as his hips moved at an inhumane pace. He was the only partner you had that was able to give you exactly what you wanted and had as much sex drive as you did, every chance he got he wanted a quickie, he’s always touching you not only because he adores your body but he also wants to let everyone know you’re his.

“Fuck Tom mmhhmmm~”

“You love being fucked like a little slut don’t you.”

“Yes T-tom fuck me hard.”

“Such a good girl for me.”

His hand now pulling the hair on the back of your head every time you looked down, he wanted you to see how good you looked taking him. His room now just filled with a thick moist air the smell of sex and sweat filling your nose and all you could hear were your sweet wet sounds and moans and grunts as you clenched around Tom’s thick cock.

“Close already princess?” Asked Tom.

“N-need to mmhmm cum…” you replied.

“Do you deserve it?” He questioned slowing down a little making you whine.

“Yes Tom please I’ve been a good girl mhm p-please let me cum.”

“Your wish is my command baby.” He said picking up his pace once again, making your whole body tremble as you kept clenching around him, you mind feeling dizzy as your orgasm approached his powerful thrusts sending you over the edge in a matter of seconds. Your cum dripping on his cock and out of your hole as he continued to thrust into you finally releasing deep inside you. After a few more minutes of being inside you he slowing pulled away making your cunt feel cold and empty as his seed dripped out of you, he leaned down kissing your left temple.

“You did so good for me, I love you.” Whispered Tom.

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Note: I want to write something about Tom being our boss and he’s so obsessed with you he makes you do over time and stuff just to be closer to you and yk to what it leads to lol

#tokio hotel #tom kaulitz #tokio hotel tom kaulitz #tokio hotel x reader #tom kaulitz smut #tokio hotel x you #tokio hotel smut

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tulipsforvin · 7 months

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I haven't seen you get any nsfw requests for louis so I hope this one is right up your alley: Louis with a mommy kink x fem reader who is 2-3 years older than him. dominant reader overstimulating the hell out of him to the point where he's panting, whimpering, and near deliriousness 🙏 I’ll leave the rest to you <3.

A/N: HELL YEAAHHH finally a smut request 🔥 Thank you so very much, anon! This is like the first time I've actually written smut l so do bear with me if it turns out shitty. Btw, this is post timeskip!

Also, guys, I have high fever and currently in the middle of my examinations so your requests will be uploaded at a slower pace. I'M SO VERY SORRY 💔

Format: Story Writing.

Tags: NSFW, Mommy Kink, Overstimulation.

Louis J Moriarty x FemDom!Reader

Despite the efforts of the overwhelmed police, an elusive killer remained at large, leaving the city of Victorian London in a state of perpetual unease and fear.

The lack of forensic techniques and investigative tools hindered the investigation, while sensationalized headlines fueled speculation about the killer's motives. The M16, who had been so diligently tailing the killer until tonight finally lost their ways — leading the killer's identity to forever be shrouded in mystery.

“Look at the mess you've made, Louis. Are you pleased with yourself?" (Name)'s voice is eerily calm and collected in stark contrast to the grip she has on Louis's figure below her, pressing on either sides of his esophagus.

Louis's head is against the pillows, hair in complete disarray and grunting quietly.

His breath catches in his throat, feeling his airway constrict and his eyes pool with unshed tears when he looks up at her.

God, he looks just so, so needy.

“Mommy, please-” His head tips back against the couch's armrest, a low groan escaping from the deepest parts of his throat when (Name) rolls her palm over Louis's cockhead for the umpth time; swollen and twitching.

“You're doing such a good job.” (Name) praises, voice sweet and soft, contrary to the post orgasm torture she was putting him through.

His legs tremble, making an effort to close them and hide his oversensitive cock.

Cum pools down his tip, dripping along (Name)'s fist as she gives the younger a man's cock a few more heart-achingly slow pumps.

“Ah! C-can't..not anymore..” Louis's voice comes out whiny and broken - making feeble attempts to push (Name)'s hand away. “There's nothing left to milk, please.”

(Name) laughs amusedly, swatting his hand away. “Hey, hey. I know you have it in you. One more. Give me one more and we're done for the night, 'kay?”

“Liar..” Louis sobs, gripping the sheets under him. But that's all he does. Nothing else to protest but lay there huffing and whining.

His head is spinning — stuck in a blur of too much lust, too much desire, too much of everything. How long had this been going on? Louis could not remember. Not while he being stuck in the looping daze of overwhelming ecstasy that he was in anyway. All he remembered was dismissing off your brilliant idea at the M16 meeting that he thought wouldn't be necessary and now London has a killer on the loose.

Anymore of (Name), anymore of those soft hands, anymore of that teasing glint in her eyes, anymore of—

Louis gasps sharply, back arching off the bed.

“Nnh! Oh.." Louis hisses. "God, (Name)..you're killing me.” His eyelids flutter in delight, feeling (Name)'s tongue giving his tip a teasing lick.

“It's too much, 's too much.” He blabbers, biting down hard on his quivering bottom lip.

He bucks his hips against her soft lips, trying to pry them open with his twitching cock.

“Come on, Louis.” (Name) peppers kisses down his length. “My beautiful, beautiful boy. Let me hear more of you - more of those pretty little noises. Come on.”

(Name)'s hand reaches upwards to stroke his cheek, the other one still stroking his cock.

“Haah...haah..” Tears pool down his cheeks, body and cheeks all flushed in delicious shades of pinks, reds and vermilions in embarassment. (Name) parts open her mouth into a small 'o' shape, devouring his shaft into her mouth.

She sucks in her cheeks, bobbing her head up and down his overstimulated cock, using her fist to pump up and down over the remaining length that couldn't fit.

Even though it's too much for Louis to handle, he pops up on his elbows - wanting to get a better view of (Name) going down on him. It's arousing; watching her swallow his cock whole with expertise. It's so arousing that he swears that he feels himself harden even further. Impossibly harder.

So, so hard that it almost pains his throbbing length and all he can do is beg (Name) to help him out. Loads after loads of cum drip down his cockhead like a fountain, allowing (Name) access to drive him towards the edge further.

“Mm?” (Name) hums, sending a vibration down his length and a shiver down his spine when he reaches down to grasp her hand.

“Please,” He begs. “Mommy, please. 's too much. Pleasepleaseplease.” He gasps, squirming and writhing under her. “Oh..!”

Louis's glossy eyes, hazed with lust shut tight. He swears he can see stars. He swears he can feel himself fall down a hole of ecstatic delirium. His heart thumps wildly in his chest.

Louis's ears are ringing, his lips parted ever so slightly. He hears his own whimpers and whines die down in the background. He feels (Name)'s strokes, tongue swirling in her mouth and against his cock slow in pace.

“Good boy. You did so good. You did wonderful.” (Name) rises from her position, finding a paper towel to spit his semen into and clean the both of them before gradually settling down besides him. Louis lays there, exhausted and panting — an arm shielding his face as he comes down from his high. “So, so good.”

He turns to his side, parallel to (Name) before dipping his face between the comfort of her chest and blabbering sweet nonsense to her.

(Name) hums softly in acknowledgement to his murmurs, stroking the back of his head as he falls into a deep slumber.

#louis james moriarty x y/n #mtp louis #louis james moriarty x you #louis james moriarty x reader #louis james moriarty #louis james moriarty x reader smut #louis james moriarty smut #moriarty the patriot smut #Yuukoku no Moriarty smut #serraphim #serraphim answers

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starstruck-flames · 9 months

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Please can we go see the Barbie movie?? - Villains headcanons (+ Hawks)

Dabi:

“What the fuck- why?!” “Because I want to.”

He thinks on it for a few days, he probably doesn’t want to go but… you want to, and it’s not a luxury you often have.

“I’m not wearing fucking pink.” “Okay but I am.” “Whatever. …Make sure it at least looks hot.”

You’ve got on the 90s flames somewhere on that outfit of yours. Probably showing off a bit of skin too, a nice piece of eyecandy for him while you enjoy your snacks and movie.

…Okay this is very bright.

“Do you guys ever think about death” 100% catches him off guard but he secretly loved that line.

He’s a little invested in the plot.

Mostly in your outfit tho-

He has fun! Even if it’s mostly bugging you while you’re enthralled in the movie.

Favourite character? Sasha.

Shigaraki:

He’s a liiiittle more immediately willing to see the movie. It looks funny and he’s more than willing to use “awe man my PARTNER really wanted to go” as an excuse.

You’re not getting him to match you though.

Okay fine he’ll wear ONE (1) pink accessory. Probably a pin but it’s for you, and he’s a fan of you and making you happy.

You on the other hand went FULL out, full pink, holding the gloved hand of your emo ass partner. “✨ Two tickets to the Barbie movie please! 🥰” while the poor cashier is getting death stares from your man.

It’s very bright and happy huh. Some of the jokes are lost on this man, he’s just enjoying the calmness of being at a cinema with you!

Haha Ken’s pretty funny, what a loser-

Wait.

He glances between Ken and you. Oh god.

Is he Ken?!

Though, that’s more of a paranoid thought. While you’re simply perfect and part of his life, it’s obvious he has much more of a life than just pleasing you.

He can’t help but kiss your hand during the movie, smiling towards you fondly. It’s a rare soft moment, one you don’t understand but this stupid movie and this sticky floored cinema means everything to him right now because it’s a calm with you.

(He loves Allen.)

Twice:

“BARBIE?! FUCK YEAH” “FUCK NO!”

He would be… so into this idea. He’s 100% wearing something pink. Earlier seasons? He can’t wear much due to needing to keep his head covered but he’ll work with the accessories. Later seasons? FULL PINK. Man found the cowboy hat he refuses to not wear the cowboy hat.

Unironically he loves Barbie land. Why can’t he be a sentient doll that never needs to eat or sleep and can have girls night every night?

“Wouldn’t you be a Ken?” “Nah, definitely a Barbie.” He’s your Barbie ❤️

Actively boos at the real world in the movie. Barbie is the only redeeming quality of the real world.

At first the themes of the movie go over his head completely, he’s just here for the shenanigans/snacks.

Halfway through the movie he seems to get a bit more invested. Wait- the Barbie movie has a message?!

Oh it has a message.

He’s 100% bawling at the Barbie movie.

He’s changed his mind, he loves being human and holding your hand and feeling these intense emotions towards the stupid doll movie. He loves this stupid doll movie, he won’t stop crying.

Favourite character? The Mattel board members, especially Will Ferrel’s character.

Toga:

“REALLY?? REALLY WE CAN GO? YEAAHHH BARBIE MOVIE IM STEALING THE CUTEST CLOTHES!!”

You’re perfectly matched. It’s the most coordinated set of outfits of all time.

She’s 100% snuggled into your arm regardless of relationship. She’s always wanted to go to the movies with the people she loves!

Barbie is so pretty…

Though, Toga is particularly interested in Ken and Barbie having this odd dynamic of Ken being interested and Barbie being… not so interested.

She worries that maybe her love for others is eclipsing her personality but…

Toga had learned a lot from the LOV, she’s her own person. Always growing. Being with everyone is just a bonus, a huge one.

She LIVES for all the music. I personally believe she’s a CharlieXCX fan-

Favourite character? Gloria. She’s a good, tired mom. Toga would have loved to have a mom like her!

Hawks:

He’s surprisingly agreeable to the idea of seeing it “once it comes out.”

What the dick doesn’t tell you is that he was invited to the premier, and so are you now.

He’s such a show off. He’d paid for you both to have accurate Barbie and Ken fits. It’s a complete surprise to you as you whisper into his ear that if he ever does this again? You’re stealing his credit card and fleeing the country.

Though, for now? The very fancy popcorn (in its biggest serving size) will be enough for your forgiveness.

Past the awkward encounter of dealing with the *pink* carpet, it’s a pretty regular movie date. You get a good spot, in a mostly empty cinema with plenty of snacks.

He’s not the most into this movie, but he mostly enjoys glancing over to you to see how you’re reacting to it.

That and he bought a big hot dog. Normally he’s not supposed to indulge in lower quality foods but lord, it hits a spot.

Ken’s plight is very funny to him.

He also highly appreciates the props, they just look neat.

Admittedly he’s looking at the Mattel higher ups in the movie, he knows it’s meant to be exaggerated but they remind him of the commission.

After the movie? He’s taking you home to really… really appreciate that barbie outfit he got you.

Favourite character? Weird Barbie. I won’t elaborate.

#dabi #mha headcanons #dabi headcanons #dabi mha #bnha shigaraki #tomura shigaraki #shigaraki fluff #shigaraki headcanons #mha toga #bnha toga #toga headcanons #twice #twice fluff #mha twice #barbie #barbie movie #bnha hawks #mha hawks #hawks headcanons

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play-on-skinners-box · 6 months

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SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER FIVE OF RAINCODE(And a LARGE amount of text)

I wanted to do more Raincode furries cause they're honestly so fun and are really good practice because I'm kinda rusty in general. I only did Yuma and Makoto this time just cause it's a more manageable workload and they are some of the last ones I'm especially passionate about.

OKAY, BUCKLE UP BABY, THESE CHOICES HAVE LAYERS TO THEM. L A Y E R S

OKAY SO, at some point scrolling on tumblr I saw this post by Nadox showcasing a piece of Yuma's concept art, and in the art he was depicted with long hair. They theorized that this was what Number One originally looked like and he sheared his hair into that wimpy fresh almost bowl cut so he could pass as a trainee, AND I L O V E THAT. I herby declare it as correct on the grounds of I said so.

Going along with this idea, Yuma is a young wolf that has a lame haircut so everyone THINKS he's just a dog. I know a wolf in real life would be a lot harder to reasonably pass as a dog, so this requires a bit of anime logic tomfuckery, but I'm fine with that because Raincode already deals in its fair share of logic jank. I am simply being true to game in that regard! The way I drew him already isn't super wolf-like cause I made him all squishy looking like human Yuma, and made the veerrryyyy tips of the ears flop over because the pointy ones just didn't feel quite right. I know real wolf ears are only ever depicted as pointy but it was for the VIBE. Yeaahhh in hindsight I might have taken a few too many liberties. I suppose to make it a little more sensible you could say he's a wolfdog and not full wolf or something. Other than the logic I really like this choice because everyone would naturally assume Yuma's just a pathetic little puppy dog when his real identity is hiding in plain sight!

I went back and forth on alot of the fur aspects. How smooth is too smooth? How much of it should just look like blunt cuts? Should I even give him his human hair? Usually I don't like giving my furries human hair in general because I want them looking a lot more like animals rather than people, but for Yuma his hair is such an important part of his design that I ultimately decided to keep it on both him and Makoto.

MAKOTO IS A WOLF IN SHEEPS CLOTHING AND THAT IS SO FUN, SO SILLY, SO GOOFY, HOOOORAY(Specifically a dall sheep cause they have those big curly horns). In theory, the hardest part of choosing an animal for Yuma is that whatever his animal is needs to tie into Makoto, and also be able to be implemented in a way where their connection isn't obvious. Makoto having a mask helps of course, but if you pick a really distinctive animal for Yuma you'll have to come up with better ways to hide it. Others have gotten a lot more creative with how Makoto hides his species, but I didn't do that and went in the full direction of just giving him a disguise. Its a littlllleeeeee lazy but I'm too smitten with the idea to care. I was a little confused on what to do with the tail. I considered just chopping off the majority of it to make it look like a short little sheep tail and put the justification for it in his suuuuppper tragic past(Though I honestly don't know if homunculi can regenerate like lizards). Luckily, the pose makes it so you can't see it anyway so I don't have to grapple with the responsibly of weather or not I need to brutally amputate one of Makoto's body parts. I consider this a win.

Disregarding his actual animal, I think the sheep is also weirdly fitting because of some of their associations. When I met Makoto I wasn't sure what to make of him besides being cautiously optimistic about him not letting Yuma die(What a fool I was), and sheep/lambs/rams and animals in that ballpark can vary wildly in their depictions from literaly the devil to good little fluffy guys!

For his actual look I wanted the sheep parts to look costumey sort of. I was going for a similar effect as the blood in chapter 0, where it's very noticeable but you write off the weird things about it because it's not immediately relevant. So, the mask has fake horns attached. The hand hooves are just little caps over the paw fingers, and there are two gold and silver caps to mimic his rings and point to their artificiality. The feet are also fake and are suppose to look a little clunky like Makoto's actual shoes. His hair is also much more full looking, a little less limp; because his actual ears need some place to get tucked away. I think the main problem with this design is it'd make for a really awkward reveal, cause when he dramatically gets the mask taken off then he'd just be a canine with hooves.

For both of them I think wolf works very well in terms of their characters and their shared forte. Yuma spends most of the game struggling with needing to rely on others, and Makoto has been carrying the weight of Kanai Wards secret on his shoulders alone for like three years. They also both have the Coalescence forte, which by it's very nature requires the help of other people, and at the end of the day being with others and working together is what brings them farther then they could do alone(even if some of the themes get muddled at the end and arn't really as clear as I'd personally like I find that Kodaka's games can have some not so rock solid theming with shakey conclusions but this is what I chose to take away from it)

These aspects of their characters fit perfectly with the stereotypical idea of a strong and stoic lone wolf in contrast to real wolves being pack animals that work together to survive!

I thought I'd like Yuma's design more by a landside cause I've grown really fond of his human design, but I actually really love this version of Makoto. I guess any designs with horns or hooves just appeals to me in a way that paws don't. Still really happy with these two. They could most certainly be worse! I think they're both cute little guys though and I learned a lot about how to like, render from this so that's a bonus!

#raincode #rain code #yuma kokohead #makoto kagutsuchi

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neutrallyobsessed · 3 months

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EPISODE 2!!!!!!!!! SNORKELING!!!!

FUCKING FINALLY!! A PARODY OF SOMETHING!!!!

THE MARCHING BAND INTRO LETS MOTHERFUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I FUCKING LOVE THAT INTRO- wait it doesnt have the visuals :((((( thats what i love the most, i love the trumpets over the characters y lo papelito obveoooo.........damn

sighhh we dont need that much blood damn ittt

lol three nuts :v

ngl thats pretty rl!frida behavoir right there lol

OH YEAH THERE SHE IS: CLEO "why didnt you buy me something expensive?" PATRA!!!! HELL YEA (and yeah she lost a few pounds lol)

EVIL IDEA ALERT!!!!!!!!!

i desire you so badly (hehe bad :vv)

AH BUENO

YEAH GIRL REVENGE!!!!!

SHE WON AND THEY TRIED YEAH YEAH THEY TRIED!!

AHAHAHAHAH FAMILY GUY DEATH POSE WE LOVE TO SEE IT!

................................................... s-sorry i got distracted... but like are you hearing what im hearing?? arent you ears being tickled in the right way? is the lack of visuals making you understand how all of this happend??? anyways-

YEAAHHH SHE BOUGHT HER SOMETHING EXPENSIVE!!!!!!

GESH!!!!! FUCK YEAHHHHHHH i really need to see more school of this sort fr fr, ill write a post bout this later~~

Montage B)- AH BUENO

I LOVE THISSSS!!!!!

and i love this too, i saw it coming a mile away cause i know my boy can fit anywhere~~

OOOOOOOHHHHHHH MR. B IS MADDDDDD LET'S GOOOOOO

WHEN THE SEASON IS OVER!! AHGJHSNHNHJJSHUJDHYAAC and that sweet sweet ear poisoning ughhhhh♥♥♥

OOOGGGHHHHHHHHH THAT WAS BEAUTIFULL!!!! im not spoiling what the ending was but it was beautiful!

Rating: POOLSSSSS I FCUKING LOVE POOLS/10!

Topher Bus has appeared on screen for 1:46 minutes (I did count the voice over part cause heheh voice :))

#clone high #liveblogging #clone high season 3

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simmeons · 4 months

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sharing a dream i had way last year because i can

so the whole premise was that this dream was a game and i was playing as the Ash from Ash vs Evil Dead, so old man Ash right. yeah. in the beginning of the dream there was a retro style flashback spoken over by said Ash im playing- describing how when he came back from Army Of Darkness his Evil Ash clone somehow came back with him, completely intact. out of his element Evil Ash surprisingly doesn't fight Ash because he's all like "man i didn't fucking sign up for this shit, i wasn't prepared to go forwad in time i just want to go home." Ash ends up just telling his evil clone to rot in the cabin because he doesn't want to deal with this guy crying about missing his army and the totally lavish castle he owed

over a few years Ash and Evil Ash actually got closer, seeing one another as brothers. so they got a brotherly dynamic but Ash ends up just forgetting about Evil Ash and lives his life drinking Pink Fuck and banging women in bathroom stalls

skip to when Ash goes to the cabin in the first season of AvED (i don't remember a lot from the show so im really trying hard to remember y'all) but he finds Evil Ash again and is like "OHHHH YEAAHHH i remember you!!!! how's it going??? you look like shit man" since Evil Ash is a deadite but also sorta human he seriously looked like shit and he was in a constant state of regeneration and decomposition in his mouth and around his neck area

anyways so Evil Ash is pissed he was abandoned so he lunges at Ash, both of them tumbling out the cabin where the actual game-like fight starts

as im playing Ash ive got the boomstick with Kelly and Pablo standing in the background of the limited area i had to fight Evil Ash in. the whole premise was that Evil Ash had certain give aways when he'd throw himself at Ash, which you have to block with the boomstick via button pressing. after doing that a few times either Kelly or Pablo would fire off their gun to the sky in the background, making Evil Ash stumble. i didn't have the option to kill him so i was forced to make Ash talk and apologize for being a dick and abandoning Evil Ash, which only pisses him off more. you had to do this a few times until Evil Ash was too tired to fight anymore, so Ash hugged his musty brother and they made up

#sorry followers im back in my slight evil dead era because of my friend agtaahagg #do i tag this mess #sure #sure why not #evil dead #evil ash #ash williams

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asksuccubussides · 6 months

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What if you were an asexual succubus, wouldn't that be fucked up or what Chapter 8

Masterpost of all chapters

"Hey big guy, Time to wake up"

Remus woke up in a haze to a voice he barely recognised and in sheets that didn't feel familiar. There were dryed up tear stains left on his cheek that his hand instantly moved to wipe away.

A hint of warm air hit his cheek before a hand nudged at his shoulder forcing him to finally open his eyes to see Janus sitting on the edge of the bed blowing on his newly painted nails. His hair had been pulled up into a huge bun on the top of his head and a snake themed beauty mask covered his face.

"You're....you're supposed to be dead" Remus slurred out still in half slumber.

"Hmm sorry I have the total annihaliation of an entire city to get to in half an hour so you are going to have to wake up....It's work...I have work in half an hour.....Excuse me, When I was born I was cursed to only speak in riddles" Janus replied.

Behind him Remus could see Virgil sitting on the desk with his feet on the desk chair poking at his phone but really he was just playing subway surf to try and look busy. As soon as he noticed the demon looking at him he rolled his eyes and stared even more intensly at his phone to avoid any interaction with the stranger.

Somewhere in Remus' tired mind he remembered the way Roman would smile so annoyingly bright every time he got to greet someone in the 'human way'.

"Goo morning...?" The demon greeted while waving Janus directly in the face.

"Goo morning to you too"

"You can get out now" Virgil butted in.

"How welcoming manners you're showing this morning Viv" Janus snarked.

"I¨m not trying to be nice"

Remus sat up and felt so the knife was still in his pocket. Unlike Janus' fascinating face he thought Virgil's was awfully annoying looking. His flat boring bangs were so long they stuck to his eyelashes and his face was rarely symmetrical for a human. Worst of all was the acne all over his cheeks and chin, how dare such a weasly annoying little human have such a cool facial feature! The demon wished he could take a straw and suck the acne away from him, leaving him bare, boring and symmetrical.

"-the administrary office?" Remus realized Janus had been asking him something but he'd been too busy staring at Virgil to listen.

"hUH?"

"Are you planning on going to the administrary office after this? To fix your whole living situation...?"

"uhhhhhhh yeaahhh. Where?"

"Near the entrance, just turn left you won't miss it-"

"Just walk right into traffic and you'll find it" Virgil interrupted.

Janus just gave his friend a look of annoyance while Remus got up and was instantly hit with a headache that made his eyes fill with patches of blinding light. He moved his hands around in the air and accidentally bonked his entire fist against the back of Janus' head looking for something to hold onto.

"Yeah uh meet you later" the demon awkwardly bonked his hand once more against Janus' head before stumbling towards the door.

In the dizzyness he caught another look at Virgil and somehow just the sight of his expression of absolute distain made his headache feel even worse. His tail felt around for the edge of the door and latched onto the doorknob. He had to remind himself to open the door with his hand itself as to not raise suspicion.

"Try not to create a second roman empire before I see you again" Janus said while leaning against the doorframe.

"Try not to uhhh Eat someone? BYE!" Remus blurted out before frantically closing the door behind him.

Virgil finally put his phone away and looked right back at Jan "I don't like him"

Jan did a dramatic fake gasp "NO! You don't say! How would I ever be able to tell that!"

In the hallway right outside Remus leant forward and cupped his hands under his mouth. His muscles tensed to the point of aching and he would have let out a groan if he could. Finally a mix of saliva and blood dripped down onto his hands lacing his fingers in thick red. He had to lay down for a while and not talk he thought.

Being on earth was fucking exhausting, he didn't know how Roman did it...used to do it.

If more demons spent some more time down here no one would have blamed Patton for taking a few bites out of a few humans...or a few angels...Or whatever he did.

What the fuck was even an administrator anyway!?

The office of the administrator was so devoid of sensories it made Remus want to claw at the white walls and rip at the white carpet. The administrator had asked him why he was here but his head was empty for what to say,

"Empty room?" He finally blurted out.

"That should have been sorted by now, Can I see your student ID?"

"A-" What animal did humans normally have around "An alligator eat it! Big bugger! Teeth! Huge chomp chomp!"

The administrator's glasses slopped down onto their nose as they gave the demon a sceptic look. They parsed their mouth to speak when knocks came from the door before lightly being pushed open and an older man stepped through.

"Excuse the interruption but you should have read the contents of my email by now" The man said.

The administrator excused themself to Remus under their breathe before telling the stranger that they were in the middle of helping a student. The stranger spook so quickly with such conveluted words the demon couldn't understand a single word as the man explained himself to the administrator. Even at the moment when the man motioned towards Remus he couldn't make sense of it. The administrator widnened their eyes while nodding like something obvious had just been pointed out.

The stranger locked eyes with the demon "Follow me" He said in a short dry tone though not in the way a command might be said.

Remus tried to respond but no words came out, only the feeling of acid being poured down his throat. He held his hand against his neck while silently standing up and letting the stranger lead him out of the room and down the corridor before being motioned for a bench by the window.

A chill ran up his spine as the stranger sat down next to him and looked him up and down. For a moment the stranger's eyes stayed on the newly made white streak in the demon's hair before he took out a pen and a notebook from the bag he had been carrying.

"Write down what your order is" The stranger said in the language only demons knew.

Remus took the pen and notebook and threw them on the ground before trying to yell WHO THE HELL ARE YOU at the stranger. The attempt at speaking made him cough so hard bile got into his mouth and he pushed it down again with his finger.

It did feel a bit embarassing to have to pick the pen and notebook up again just to write 'WhO THE HELL ARE YOU' in big bold letters. Remus made sure to push his eyebrows together as angrily as he could while shoving the paper right in the stranger's face.

"I'm far sighted, I can not possibly read that close" The stranger replied to which Remus had to even more embarasingly hold it farther away "Ah I see. I forgot to introduce myself. I'm Logan and I am a demon of the succubus variety. I am attempting to aid you in your order"

Logan held out his hand to which Remus slapped it back and forth like a cat playing with a toy. Before Remus suddenly froze as it sunk in that the stranger had said succubus.

Succubus. He looked at Logan again. He didn't have grey streaks in his hair as much as his hair was grey with black streaks, his face sagged slightly from wrinkles and his glasses were thick. Remus had never seen a succubus this....old...before. He'd never even seen a succubi looking older than 35.

Finally Remus decided to comply and wrote down what he'd been told to do to Janus. The older demon read it throughly and thought before saying "I see. You were mistaken in thinking this would be easy. If this human was easy to make sin he would have been dead by now. You're damned, they wouldn't send you here for something simple"

'Were you made for people who have kinks for glasses?' Remus wrote in the notebook.

"No. My eyesight is moderately worse than the average humans or demons. If you'd be inclined I could go into the minute biological reasons why my eyesight is worse than yours though it would take half an hour"

'Thats not how we work'

"That's how I work" There was a slight annoyance in Logan's tone as if he was being forced to explain obvious things.

Logan tried to continue on with the subject but Remus couldn't focus on what he was saying anymore. He kept staring at the man's glasses. Succubi weren't just faulty for no reason! He thought, There must have been some intention with making the older demon like this! Maybe it was an age kink! Or older humans just preferred fellow older succubi! The demon let out a breathe of relief. There it was. Of course.

Or maybe Logan was faulty! And that's why he was working as an aid to damned demons. Maybe this was something Remus could have worked as if he hadn't been damned. Unless he was too faulty even for this work. Having glasses and some grey hairs wasn't nearly as bad as him being uncapable to do his most basic job after all.

'Its okay Logan. You cant be a worse succubi than I am :D' Remus wrote down in the notebook and showed to the other man.

Logan pinched the bridge of his nose and mumbled something to himself before taking the pen away from the demon and putting it in his inner pocket.

"No more pen privilieges if you're not listening. Are you listening now? Nod or shake your head please" Logan's tone had turned more to something that would be used for a middleschooler.

Remus squinted and folded his arms but nodded eventually.

"Good. I can see I made a mistake by introducing myself. There is no need for you to know anything about me, I am only here to make sure you do not do something irrevercible here" Logan looked more tired by the second "As far as the school knows I am a new english professor and you are going to go to my classes because romance and seduction is factually proven to be harder when not speaking the same language, trust me on that. Here's an english glossory and a library card. Libraries are one of the greatest human inventions and they are quite useful"

Remus immediately tried to bite on the library card to which Logan grabbed his wrist to stop him.

"Once you've managed to make the human sin come talk to me before you kill him, remember that"

The demon let out a silent sigh of boredom before nodding.

"It has been proven that consuming media with the language you're trying to learn is one of the most efficient ways of doing so, as well as helping you understand human romantic cues better. Might I suggest watching any movie with Hugh Grant in it as well as Mamma mia. My husband tells me they are very romantic"

Without another word the older demon took back the notebook as well and put it all neatly back together in his bag before standing up to leave. Remus grabbed at the back of his shirt to make him stop though he didn¨t know why, he just didn't want to be alone again.

Logan tried to make him let go but Remus only grabbed on harder. The older demon's expression softened if only by little. "Your hair hasn't turned fully white. It's not permanent yet"

He forced Remus to let go and walked away leaving the succubi alone on the bench. As soon as Logan had turned the corner Remus was struck by the realization he could have asked if he knew anything about Roman, Remy and Emile. If he knew if killing Janus was enough. If he had to keep feeding.

Remus took off in a sprint to try and catch up to the older succubi but Logan was nowhere to be found. It was like he had just flown away, maybe he had.

His stomach growled but he ignored it. Instead he sat down on another bench and felt his hands tremble with rage. An impulse ran up into his arm and he found himself like hypnotised pulling at the white strands of his hair. Maybe just maybe if he got rid of it he could get his voice back.

Blood reddened his fingernails as he dragged at it until a clump of hair laid on the bench. As soon as the hair hit the bench it turned back to his natural brown and when he looked in his reflection of the window another patch of his hair had simply turned white.

At the back of the library a few desks with attatched computers laid. Remus had curled up in one of the chairs and managed to start the computer after about half an hour of pressing every button repeatedly until something happened. Before that he'd spent most of the day shoplifting brand new shoes and a hoodie not because he minded the humans staring but because they kept telling him to leave for some stupid reason.

The hoodie was soft against his skin and the pockets were big enough to hide knives. He'd found it in a second hand shop only because the smell of cheap perfume had pulled him in, it smelled just like something Remy would wear. If he pulled the hood up and closed his eyes he could pretend he was laying against their side.

The computer refused to budge and he was honestly close to attacking it with the closest object he could see when he felt someone looking over his shoulder.

"Goo afternoon darling" Janus greeted while leaning against the desk "Did you know Remus is also the name of a type of beetle? I definitely didn't learn that this morning when Viv searched your name up to try and see if you were a famous serial killer"

A breathe had caught in Remus throat. He hadn't realized his body had tensed up out of fear it was the manager until seeing it was Janus had brought him relief.

"Hiii" He wheezed out "I am beetle too"

"I'll believe it when I see your rolls of dung" Janus glanced around before continuing "Be a dear and help me to look busy. I'm technically in the middle of work right now and I wouldn't want to be caught with my hand in the lazy jar, would I now"

"Hmm help....OH! Hugh Grant!" Remus pointed at the computer.

"Do you want pictures of him or movies?"

"Movies"

"Romcoms with british men were actually the exact genre of film I pictured you enjoying" Janus said sarcastically before moving so he was leaning over Remus shoulder to be able to click on the keyboard. His shoulder rubbed against the demon's "I should be counted as one of the greatest priates in history with how many bloody sites I know" He said while typing "Here. Personally I am not above indulging in a Jane Austen adaptation now and again so I recomend the one I think he was in but eh I am soo not judging you in my mind right now"

"You talk close to friend of me" Remus said trying to articulate that he was just as bitchy as Remy but couldn't find the words for it.

"Is that a compliment, wait don¨t respond. I¨m going to pretend like you¨re secretly friends with a genius nobel prize winner and that I am exactly like them"

"They are bit of dick"

Janus let up into a smirk "Ooh well I'm flattered" He held his hand against Remus' shoulder for a few seconds too long before saying "I should get back to work. Run into you later"

He said the last part as a question like he was hoping they would see each other again. Remus let his fingers grace against the other man's skin as Janus pulled his hand away.

It was a good thing Remus didn't need to sleep to survive, it gave him enough time to watch a lot of movies. Though he did watch all of them at double the speed because he had the attention span of a wild rodent. At the end of it he had an abba song stuck in his head and had writen down a neat little list of things he had learned that humans found romantic.

The list went as follows: - Driving around in cars - Laying in bed with the sheets pulled up to their armpits - Running through airports - Flowers (Every kind probably) - Dropping a bunch of papers on the ground and having to pick them up - Cheating

After all that hard work he thought he deserved a little treat so he searched up lists of the most gruesome human movies ever made and giggled and rolled his hair around his finger while watching some of the first ones that came up.

It was in the middle of one from 2008 as the two lead women leant in for a sudden and wordless kiss in the bathroom filled with the bloody body of the family one of them had masssacred and who they were now trying to bury that Remus thought to himself that maybe humans knew a thing or two about romance after all.

He'd basically made this specific corner his tiny little home. When the janitor locked it up for the day he simply hid like a goblin or stuck himself to the wall until everything had quieted down.

One of the nights Janus came to the library to study. Remus sat hidden behind one of the bookshelfs and watched from a distance as the human sat still by the computer. He kept opening and closing tabs and staring at the empty word document. At some point he tried to search up good music to study to but somewhere along the way he got distracted and suddenly half an hour had gone by and he was on the wikipedia page on Virginia Woolf again.

For a long while Janus just sat with his face against the wooden table to the point that Remus was hoping the human had died somehow. Until the human started to snore and the demon let him be for the rest of the night.

In the morning when the time for the library to actually open was coming closer Remus went outside into the flowerbed outside the windowsills and pulled out a handful of flowers from the dirt. He puffed up his hair and checked his teeth before going to wake the human because he was so sure the flowers would make him instantly be down to bone.

"Jan. Human. Janus. Anus with the a big J" Remus said while shaking the human.

Janus sat up so suddenly he hit his forehead right into Remus' nose making both of them flinch back "Sorry, I was too busy bird watching to see you there!" Janus blurted a lie out out of pure reflex before covering his mouth.

The human squinted while fixing so his headband was sitting neatly on his head again.

"For your information I did not sleep here. I was merely medidating for however long you saw me before waking me. I was just about to reach nirvana when you interrupted me. Rude!"

Remus gave him a wide smile "Hi Janus!" He held out the fist full of dandelions with their roots dangling in the air making dirt fall to their floor. "I stole this for you! From that ground!"

"...Thank..you?...." Janus didn't think to take the flowers so Remus dropped them into his lap instead.

"You busy? Want to go..run around airports?"

Janus took a haggered sigh like he'd just returned from a war zone "I...I'm busy. Not literally, only conceptually through this hellsake we live in called capitalism and the academic system. I haven't finished like any work. I mean none. I am looking so panicked right now aren't I" His expression was completely blank, if anything he looked dead inside "My chances of failing are heightening by the minute and I can feel it in my bonessss"

Remus tilted his head to the side "But you're smart!"

The human rubbed his finger against his temple while letting out a slight laugh "Yeah...Yeah I'm smart" He was quiet for a bit before starting to scratch at the scar covering his cheek "You're a very normal and not at all strange man so I believe I can tell you this, There's a dead mouse in my room"

"You killed?"

"No! Dead animals sometimes turn up around me, it's a whole thing, very normal. I was going to lay it to rest but then I couldn't get out of bed and then it started to smell so I just...left...Hah I thought maybe if I was procrastinating on taking care of the mouse I would stop procrastinating on everything else"

Remus got the urge to move his tail around the human's shoulders to comfort him but he settled for laying his hand on top of his. "I can help. I got a uhhh Diploma?....Di...Di...Diploma in burying dead!"

Janus looked him up and down before letting up into a slight smile "I've only known you for a couple days but I really should not be surprised" He plucked at the flowers in his laps "Good use for stolen dandelions as well"

The human stayed in the hallway as Remus went in and gently put the tiny body in a shoebox. He offered to carry it the entire time and let the human lead the way out through the back of the college campus and towards a small thicket of trees. There was a slight tampered path in the grass left from where Janus had walked before and the demon smiled a little to himself at how small the human's footprints were next to his.

"Around here is where I ususally bury them"

Under the shade of the trees the demon bent down on his knees and carved out a small hole using his sharp nails before pulling the lifeless animal out of the box and gently laying it down. He scooped the dirt over it and looked over his shoulder to the human. Janus quietly sat down next to him and laid the dandelions over the grave. He looked up at the light flickering between the leaves and the white flowers growing to signal the upcoming bearance of fruit.

"You know best place to hide body dead?" Remus asked to try and lighten the mood.

"Cemetary I'd assume. No one expects it" Janus replied.

"Thought deep sea be best"

"If you're not careful a foot could get loose from the rest of the parts and float up"

"Wrap body like sandwich. Easy!"

"Scuba diving is becoming more popular each year that goes by. The chances that some poor scuba diver would scube right into the corpse isn't unlikely"

"Feed to big pigs! Or me!" Remus laughed at his own joke.

Janus moved away from the grave and laid down in the soft grass. A crack could be heard as he stretched out his back and turned his hips different ways to try and find the position that would hurt the least.

"Has anyone actually feed a human to pigs? There is so much fiction mentioning it makes you think it has to have happened but no example comes to mind" Janus continued.

"Because pigs is so good at hiding bodies! Duh! Stupid!"

"I should have seen that counter argument coming"

Remus shifted so he was nearly laying beside Janus. Only thing keeping him sort of upright was him leaning all his weight on his elbows. His hands were mindleesly picking apart strands of grass until a small pile of them laid on his stomach.

"So I've been-" "You want-" Both of them started to talk at the same time which only made them both babble out that the other should start.

"Get words out before you swallow your tongue!" Remus exclaimed.

"Your vocubaluary has certaintly expanded quickly"

"Aww" He fluttered his eyelids "Thaannks! I stole english speaking humans soul! Easy peeing peasy! What you were say?"

Janus had already forgotten. He held his finger out for a solid minute while trying to remember "Ah, right. Well when recalling our first conversation I realized that me mentioning the car crash that killed my parents in such a nonchalant way might be seen as just a little the tiniest tad bit unusual and I felt like clarifying so you didn't get any uhh untrue thoughts about me-"

"Like you as baby killing your parents" Remus instantly replied.

The human leant his head back and let out a sigh of relief "Glad to see my assumption of us being on the same wavelenght of seriousness about that topic was correct then"

The demon nodded along "Mhm mhm yess. I can much relate to parents dead"

"It is a bit absurd how people act like I'm the weird one for not bawling every time a death from 20 years ago is brought up. I don't even remember them. Tell me if I sound like an asshole by the way"

"I think..." Remus shrugged before blowing some of the strands of grass towards Janus "20 years very longer than some people think. I never remember the uhh parents either" He thought back to the movies "Me and brother left on orphan...In snow....Storm....Very dramatic"

"Could you imagine if it hadn't been dramatic. What's even the point of being an orphan if you don't get a fabulous backstory"

Remus split a piece of grass in two while mustering a chuckle "Yeah...Fuck I very want to bite my brother right now. Or slap her on her stupid head"

He closed his eyes and tried to force a deep breathe. He reminded himself he was supposed to seduce Janus. This wasn't sexy. He had to be sexy.

"Aw dear, I'm sorry if I reminded you of that. He..She...Your brother isn't nearby?" Janus asked and the way he was looking to the demon made Remus want to fill his mouth with dirt.

"No. No. Brother and uhh friends uhm very- I can't go to them. I have" He looked to the human "I have something to do before"

He noticed the slight trembling of Remus' voice and said "We don't have to talk about it, shutting the hell up is one of life's finest privileages"

Janus picked up one of the strands of grass that had stuck to his shirt and moved it back and forth against the skin of Remus' until it tickled.

"Darling I would feel abysmal too if I couldn¨t bitch about the smallest of annoyances to Virgil either" Janus continued "I hope you can do that something soon enough"

Remus turned to lay on his side but didn't move his hand. Janus noticed the slight heat radiating from the demon's skin at all times. His skin glistened golden brown in the sun. There was dirt stuck under his fingernails.

"I hope as well" Remus replied. He grimaced before forcing out "I was saying before when you talked"

"Oh right, what were you going to say? No plans involving fire please"

"I am wondering if..." Dear Hugh Grant give him strenght "You want to go with me in car? Drive?"

"Not a sudden topic change at all" Janus snarked out. His eyes darted around while trying to think of what to say "Did I tell you you're wearing shorts of very normal lenght by the way"

"Yes normal human lenght!" Remus had a smug smile because he thought this was going fantastic.

"Do you- With this- Are your intentions like. Augh I can't think of any way to hide my words in double meanings here. Uhh is this like a friend drive or more of a date uh thing?"

"Date! We drive over civilians and drive off cliff! Romantic!"

Janus sucked in air through his teeth "Well..." He gestured with his hands before scratching at his scar again "I've never exactly formulated this into words before because I didn't think Virgil would understand- it's not like I regularly talk to people that aren't him- but uh we're both gay so-"

"Gender is made up shit bullbollocks, it's finnneee" Remus interrupted while patting Janus on the hand.

"True! But darling that was not where I was going. My point is to give you a warning that I might be aromantic but I am not completely sure. It could simply be that I have subconciously been influenced by media to think all people have felt love at my age and I simply haven't yet or I might be demi or somewhere else on the" He waved his hand around "On the whole thing"

"My brother is never in love and he is same age as us. I don't think it's very weird" He himself had to think hard to try and find any moment where he'd felt anything close to romantic interest. Maybe a few times he'd seen a particularly handsome demon and gotten the urge to exchange blood and tell them about gruesome biological facts but he couldn't think of much aside from that.

"Glad we are on the same page then. I simply wanted to make sure I had communicated everything clearly. The last thing I'd want is to leave you and your normal sized shorts disappointed"

"Total! Same sentence of same page!"

Janus snorted "Oooh I like that metaphor" He trailed his fingers up along Remus' forearm "Sooo dear does Friday work for you?"

"Any time good for me!"

"Suppose I'll see you and your adequatly sized shorts then. Because you are going to wear them"

Remus mimicked a salute "Yes sir!" He grinned so his sharp teeth showed "But why I would understand the uhh aromantic thing more than Virgil? He's gay too?"

Janus scoffed "No"

"Yes??" Remus distinctly remembered Virgil refering to him as a guy as soon as the human had seen him. If he had been attracted to girls he would have seen the succubus as a girl.

"And how would you know that"

"Uhh gayyyy vibes. Sniff it like shark sniff blood"

"Yes because he has sooo many reasons to not tell me about that. We're totally not from the same orphanage and I literally don't remember him not being in my life or anything. Listen darling I assume everyone's bullshitting me in the face 24/7 except for Vivsy. I KNow every gay wants think their gaydar is immaculate but sometimes guys aren't gay, they just have very intricate parasocial relationship with the frontmen of emo bands from the early 2000s"

"......Okey"

"Great" He started playing with the end of one of his dreadlocks "This doesn't feel awkard at all now. I would want nothing more than to simmer in this silence, especially not right after planning a date. Great"

Remus leant forward and tickled a blade of grass against Janus' nose to try and make him smile "Have facts? With the etymoldy?"

"Etymology?"

The demon nodded.

Janus rolled his eyes "No of course not. Never. Facts? Me? Pff, nonsense. Anyhow did you know that babies obviously babble at first when they're trying to learn how to speak. But mute and deaf babies actually have their own version of babbling where they" Janus moved his hands around to gesture vaguely "It's basically babbling in motion"

Remus mimicked the hand movements before thinking back to Remy "Something like" He moved his hands in the same repetitive ways he'd seen Remy do when they had been stalling for time in conversations.

"Huh, yeah something like that. I had forgotten you knew how to sign. Fascinating"

Remus scrunkled his nose while flapping his arms around and letting out a shrill little sound "I want my brain bulging with facts tooooo!!! Exploding and brains going on the wall!!" He motioned for blowing his brains out "AH! Like in this movie I saw the humans were" He pretended to slice a knife against his arm before making hissing noises while scratching "The skin looked so realistic but murder is illegal here so I think it be fake. Would be cool if not though!"

It took a moment for Janus to comprehend what the other man was trying to say "The only kind of make up slash special effects stuff I have ever been interested is skin care so I am not sssssurrree. Though! Darling I do know the section of the library that should have some books on special effects"

The human did find it cute when Remus' eyes practically lit up as the demon nodded and flapped his hands around.

"Mayhaps we could eat breakfast while reading into it. Bring the breakfast and books to my room, Virgil is away at a" He waved "A whatever"

"Now?"

"No at 9 pm in the evening. Yes we're eating breakfast now"

Remus let out a just as shrill "Yay!"

It took just a moment before shame for genuinly being excited about the special effects filled his throat immediately by desperately telling himself he was only pretending to be excited about eating breakfast with Janus, Besides he wasn't hungry at all! He didn't need to eat at all!… He knew he'd made fun of Roman for being just as excited when going on about frame rates in animation and the use of the hero's journey. He could remember the exact insults he'd said. he could remember calling Roman a Patton.

He glanced back at the grave for the mouse and reminded himself Janus was next. As he helped Janus up from the grass he silently promised to his brother to not become a Patton.

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