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steeleyespan · 2 years

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oh ya cunt thats a slice ae ham best video of all time btw. lives in ma heid rent free

#ya bastard

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ato-dato · 7 months

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Go on, burst every one of his bubbles why don’t you

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donteatthebaby · 1 year

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I should get a proper pfp

I'm not a cube irl so it may not fit to stay as one so gimme ur photos

I will get them either way

#pfp #gimme all of them #ya bastard

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gaypiratehell · 1 year

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i have a theory as to how zoro deals with crushes

#one piece #roronoa zoro #zosan #ya never see him get into emotional knots except for these two bastards

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aring-king-king · 4 months

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O.D.B

#ol dirty bastard #O.D.B #shimmy shimmy ya #wu tang #wu tang clan #90s hip hop #hip hop #rap #embassyposts

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winged-eggers · 4 months

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It's the man the myth the legend Sir... Arthur? Othur? Which of these several IDs that came tumbling out of his pockets is real

He's not a fighter by any means; his skills lie in Talking, Handling Resources, and Scheming Strategy. If the general public found out his real personality it would make this job of Talking much more difficult and potentially make the entire rest of the GSA look bad. So. You'll keep quiet, right. Right

#Sir Arthur kirby #hoshi no kirby #kirby right back at ya #Meta Knight #Sir Nonsurat #Galacta Knight #Yamikage #in private he would readily proclaim to be a bastard. unfortunately for him he is not as big of a bastard as he would like 2 think sometime #his primary weakness is that he has standards; which you can imagine will often get in the way of both general scheming and fighting a war

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ministarfruit · 1 month

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armis has been added to the bug collection!

full bug collection so far under the cut

#vtuber #holostars #holoarmis #jurard t rexford #holostars goldbullet #holostars octavio #crimzon ruze #it took me a little while but I do like how their shapes turned out!!#my dad walked past and pointed at ruze and said he liked that one #so ruze got father mini's approval #look at that ya little bastard. you're special #goot lort every time I finish one set I'm like #TIME TO DO MORE!!!!!!!!!#this art style is so fun to me #my bug collection is expanding

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alien-from-planet-zog · 7 months

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This was what happened, right?

#link click #link click s2 #link click memes #QJ you fuckinf bastard…#he’s sooooo clownable I’ll never stop making fun of this man #‘ya I think I’ll go nuts and murder people over an affair that is entirely made up’#go?! to?? THERAPY?!?!!!!#he could never. it’s the toxic dad energy #also side note but it’s hilarious to me that people used to simp for this guy #and now that hat man has made his official debut and he’s even more goth with the silly art school glasses #everyone has moved on to simping for him instead #valid. I just know he’ll be an interesting antagonist

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feathercreates · 2 days

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"Even the mightiest SOLDIERs take naps!" - Angeal Hewley

In which Angeal captures a moment too rare to miss between his friends on their way to a mission somewhere.

could this also be useful as blackmail? probably XD

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cosmicwhoreo · 1 year

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All Work and No Play

Yeah… Taffeta has a bit of a strained relationship with his father on no small part due to Dark Matter's meddling. As Dedede's carefree and lax nature would not jive well with the relentless conditioning that DM's putting Taffeta through to make him both mentally unstable and physically stronger so that he can be the perfect host for Dark Matter. An entity that thrives on negativity and power.

So, While Taffeta has a sense of respect for his father; He also sees him as a dismissive and lazy king who doesn't seem to take his position all that serious, unlike Taffeta's mother.

Granted, it's not just Dedede that DM does this with. It's just about anybody who might try and steer the crown prince into a healthier direction.

Dedede just gets the brunt of the deflection because he's always trying to encourage Taffeta to do something better for himself. Worried he might become so absorbed in trying to perfect himself, that he might neglect the people around him unintentionally.

#kirby #king dedede #Prince Taffeta #kirby oc #krbay #hoshi no kaabii #Dark matter #kirby dark matter #DM being a bastard #what else is new?#comic #kirby of the stars #kirby anime #kirby right back at ya #dipple #king dedede x queen ripple #fankid

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mari-lair · 5 months

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headcanon that if Akane ever tries to garden to 'get closer to aoi' Aoi would combust

#she swoons when he is being weird af so imagine if he goes for her weakness? insta k.o i am telling ya #i believe in pathetic cringe fail aoi supremacy (let her put akane on the shojo filter more aidairo pleeease)#akane aoi #aoi akane #aoiaoi #aoikane #tbhk #toilet bound hanako kun #jshk #jibaku shounen hanako kun #he is an overprepared bastard so you cannot convince me he wouldn't put on a gardening hat and gloves for it #legit based on a dream i had last week

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dragonanon · 3 months

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Given how much of a shit Mammon is, I think he’d low key be REALLY into it if you’re a little shit right back to him.

Like he holds up a set of lingerie he KNOWS is way too small for you and says “Cute set, eh?? Too bad it won’t fit your fatass! >:)” And without even looking up from what you’re doing, you smirk and shoot back “Oh please, you and everyone else in this shithole LOVE my fatass! So you can bend over and kiss it! I can’t really say the same for you though, ya Christmas tree ass bitch.” And it takes what little self control he has to not marry you on the spot.

#yes this interaction did happen #the aftermath: he just cackled and said ‘ya got me there love. now comere’ and lemme take ya up on that offer~’#internally tho he was like ‘i must be the luckiest bastard in hell; fuckin love this bitch’#you and mammon regularly tease and roast eachother #not only is it entertaining to him but it’s also hot af that you can take his shit and throw it right back at him and then some #hazbin hotel #helluva boss #mammon #helluva boss mammon #hazbin hotel mammon #mammon x reader

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da-birb-writes-sometimes · 8 months

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Event?????

1 or 7, domestic style fluff with my favorite eel?? ♡♡ (it's Floyd of course)

I leave romance vs platonic up to you, gn reader so everyone can enjoy as well :)

Can't wait to see what younc9me up with!!! If you need any help or ideas come bug me, floyd sits in my head constantly like a very annoying song

Warm Mornings; Floyd Leech

Content; Fluff, gender-neutral reader, romance

Content Warning; Some swearing

Word Count; 700+

Author's Note; Who needs a weighted blanket when you have a Floyd? I am here to deliver soft Floyd(TM) hours! (he also sits in my head constantly; the song is the low-quality Funky Town)

Even when Floyd was dead asleep, he squeezed you, and that was your situation now. You were lying on top of him, and he had you in a comfortable yet strong bear hug. Just tight enough that you couldn’t wiggle free from him. And it was normally fine, but last night someone had left the window open and now it was warm and humid in the room, making you feel sticky.

“Floyd,” you whispered, trying to wake him up gently.

A gentle snore was your answer. You should have expected that though, he sleeps like a damn log.

You tried wiggling around a bit, but Floyd just hugged you tighter on unconscious instinct and rolled over, trapping you under him. Yeah, you were officially stuck. “Floydddd,” you groaned, poking him right above his hips. “You’re crushing me.”

Usually he would wake up by you repeatedly poking him, but he was out cold, he only just shifted, trapping your face where one cheek was pressing against the mattress, and the other was smushed up against his chest. Normally, you wouldn’t complain about this situation, but it was grossly warm. You were also too far away from your usual ‘escape the crushing weight of my dearly beloved eel route’, which was just tickling his legs and feet. Too bad your arms were pretty much pinned against the bed.

“Floyd, get off me,” you grumbled, squirming around like a worm on a hook.

Still nothing.

Sighing, you accept your fate. Besides the humidity, it was rather nice. Sure, you couldn’t make out the crashing of the waves on the beach, the steady beat of Floyd’s heart was right up against your ear, and it was slow and steady.

Slow and steady, not two words many people would associate with Floyd. It was a calmer side that only you got to see; when you were overwhelmed, or when he was feeling soft. Yes, he was usually a bundle of energy, but even he had his quiet moments. Within the hurricane, there was always the eye, where things remained still, despite the wild winds outside.

“Mmm,” Floyd groaned, the first sign of life you’ve seen since you’d been sandwiched.

He slowly blinked his eyes, working out the sleep from them, and tilted his head down so he could actually see you, since you were still stuck between his chest and the mattress. “Heh heh, I caught a Shrimpy in my sleep!~” He drawled, voice chipper but still heavy from sleep.

“Yes, yes you did. Can you please get off though, it’s gross out,” you groaned. At least he was cute, which the wild bed head only played in his favour. How can he look so good in the morning? Maybe it’s a mer thing… “Floyd?”

He hadn’t moved, and was instead giving you a wide grin. “Hmm, maybe I should’ve called you Crabby instead of Shrimpy, Shrimpy,” he pinched your cheeks teasingly, “since you look pretty crabby right now.”

You rolled your eyes, “And maybe I should use that mushroom risotto recipe that Jade gave me for our dinner tonight. But that’s only if you don’t get off.”

Floyd narrowed his eyes at you, trying to make out if you were bluffing or not, since last time you were dead serious and did exactly that. But he rolled off of you, grumbling a bit. “Meanie,” he muttered.

You shuffled over to where he was dramatically splayed out, his head slightly turned to you, and giving you puppy dog eyes. Chuckling, you kissed him on the lips, as that is what he was being dramatic about.

Giggling, he captured you in his arms yet again, and trapped you against the mattress for a second time this morning. He was giving you a shit eating smile. You weren’t leaving this bed until he had his share of kisses.

“Floydddd,” you groaned, but you weren’t annoyed with him, if anything, you were amused. There was never a dull moment with him around.

“Shrimpyyyyyy,” he mimicked your voice with a more prominent whine. “You know the drill!~”

Sighing, you ran your hands up through his messy hair, and brought your lips together, deeper this time. You knew the drill; neither of you were getting up until both of your lips were tired, sore, and most likely bitten… which may not be for a while.

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