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flovverworks · 2 years

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was thinking of the times when akira express wanting to be rmbrd again weh

#stardust speaking !#mithras june bride lives rentfree in my head #1) cuz its absolutely ridiculous #mithra&akira interacting becomes a comedy no matter what its SO funny #i cant put their relation into words but its incredible #2) mithra going 'hm i prob wouldnt rmbr u anyway yeah:/' and akira standing there like 'what:( not even a little bit?:(' after first beign #wtf at what he was saying is just #so much #i feel white day22 also...........had some things.......................................#along with some RLY ridiculous lines akira makes me lose my mind soemtimes #figaros june bride also lives rentfree in my head but its only for the ridiculous reason LOLT_T #+ his training event si so funny 'if rutile got married what would u do' 'hm id like to play the part of the person who goes #do u think ure good enough for my rutile!!'#like #its so funny #north rhapsody with owen too....................id rmbr and miss u..................................weeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #i SWEAR ill read pt2 but im also terrified of it so<3 im gonna read events first anyway<333333333

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theshriekingsisterhood · 2 months

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The way I SPRINTED to my computer to make this the second Risky showed me this textpost

#what we do in the shadows #wwdits #nandor the relentless #Nandor #Autistic Nandor the Relentless #Autismposting #deadass i didnt even have time to rip HD screenshots I needed to get this baby OUT #a more Nandor ass post has never before been made #Obviously Nandor doesn't know wtf Autism is bc hes a nearly 800 year old vampire #In my mind tho Colin Robinson called him Autistic once and Nandor just assumed it was a complimentary adjective akin to Awesome or Majestic #'Guillermo which of these capes makes me look more Autistic?'#'Guillermo is that not the most Autistic painting of a horse you have ever seen?'#Colin Robinson wasn't saying it as an insult also just to clarify #Just as like #a neutral descriptor #which obviously applies to Nandor #Risky I love you and your brain it is huge and wrinkly

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mycroftpedvia · 2 years

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ALRIGHT since y’all are asking for this here’s NANDOR’s compilation: MY dear Guillermo, MY sweet sweet Guillermo, MY familiar, MY bodyguard, MY friend, MY fucking guy, MY closest companion

#honestly i just need him to say MY GUILLERMO once #can’t believe it’s been only four episodes #i mean wtf he’s gonna say next #wwdits spoilers #wwdits #nandermo #wwdits s4 #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #nandor x guillermo #what we do in the shadows s4 #what we do in the shadows

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ghostreblogging · 5 months

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Jazz thought she knew her parents. I mean they were idiots and stubbornly held their awful beliefs but she always thought that when Danny finally tells them . Reveals his identity they would turn around.

Jazz loved her parents. Even with their ghost obsession. She still believes their love would conquer that. That they would feel regret for their many threats and attacks against Danny

Jazz also loved Danny. She loved how much of an idiot her little brother could be . How he would always try to look out for his friends and sister. Even if he could be a little gremlin.

That illusion shattered when one day when she came home Danny was not to be found anywhere in the house. Weird, there was no news about any fights... He must be out with his friends

Three hours . It took her three hours to realize something was wrong.

A non breathing Danny.

A broken portal.

She just kept hitting Maddie and Jack. They weren't moving anymore.

She needed to get away.

She needed to get out.

She gathered her brother up.

12 pieces.

Too much blood.

Then she woke up in Gotham. It's fine.

She got herself an apartment. A job . She sewed her brother back together. He'll be fine. He recovered from much worse. Before she knows anything he'll be back.

She - his heart still beat so softly that it might as well have been her imagination. BUT still that must be because he's a halfa. It must be it. Otherwise. . . no use thinking that.

There is a smell of rot and burning flesh coming from his room. Must be a halfa thing. If only she had access to the far frozen. She has been trying to build a portal but it's been hard. The blueprints themselves are almost unintelligible, and she can't understand the mad writing of jack and Madeline.

It was another normal day. Ah well the new normal. Jazz had been trying to clean around the areas around the sutures.

"Jazz." She perked up. It had been months. May-

"You can't keep doing this.". Danny was still stiff as a corpse. And that pulse is still as soft as ever. But she knows her little gremlin was still alive as he can be.

"Please, remember? You always told me to take care of yourself. Take your own advice" and Danny was right. Well even if it was just a hallucination. He was right. Jazz should maybe take a break. After all for the last few months she had been only focusing on Danny and the portal.

So came a different routine. That led to meeting Jason.

And they became closer. And he became frequenting her apartment. She made sure to lock Danny's room. The guest room.

After a few months. Jazz finally introduced Jason to her little brother.

Jason found no pulse. He found a corpse on the bed.

#dp x dc #danny fenton #dpxdc #dc x dp #dp x dc prompt #idk what came over me #this can either be delusional jazz with her taking care of her brother's corpse for a year or so #or it can be that halfas look like corpses when healing #anyway danny got the split into 12 parts treatment #so hes probably ded #like ded ded #jazz had to sew her brother's pieces together #Jason like goes to his new girlfriends home and was like wtf is that rotting smell #and then later #jazz intorduces him ti her little brother who is bedridden and really sick.#only to find a corpse on the bed #and its so obvious that the corspe was still being treated like a sick patient #and jazz keeps on saying hes alive #that her brother is a meta that had super healing. he came back everytume #and she just has to give him enough time and hell be okay #jazz x jason #jazz/jason #anger management ship

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captainfern · 5 months

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Not a request, just a remark: soft but strong and hairy dad bod Price makes me very weak at the knees

#stole this from my darling bbbbyblu and i felt like it was fitting #this made me have a physical reaction #i’m obsessed #i love my men big and beefy and just large #and hairy wtf #i can’t stand mf who say hair is gross or hair is unhygienic blah blah blah #i’ll lick the fuck out of a man’s happy trail i’m telling you now #rubbing the hair on his chest and stomach like he’s a fuckin scratch and sniff #love hairy men lol #god can you tell i’m obsessed or what LMAO #captainfern #captainfernsalutes #captain john price

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buwheal · 5 months

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I wanna give him a blanket. Can it maybe just materialize outta nowhere?

(I know fabric wrinkles suck to draw. You don't gotta 😵)

#i uh #i got carried away. Oops. wtf is wrong with this guy??#Lmk if you need translations for the particularly glitchy part.#also just to clarify the physical glitch is not what /caused/ him to say that it just particularly irritated him and so he lashed out-#-before he could think ab it. i almost contemplated a frame of him apologizing & then i thought about it... he would not. nuh uh.#Last ask with this setting for now. It /will/ come back though because he sleeps there.#stayed up a little too late to finish this... i was so excited all day to do this one lmfao #it wasnt supposed to go past where he calls you a plethora of names but i needed to make it somehow transition back to the storefront later #thank you brave anon for your attempt. not really how it works here though. The fabric folds isnt really the issue lol.#as an apology you get the longest one to date. thanks o7.#spamton #spamton g spamton #[you've got mail!]#he switched up so quickly after it dissapated beause he realized he was just yelling at a camera... embarasing.. what a freak #going crazy in the tags today not sorry

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bougiebutchbitch · 5 months

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cannot believe that 'yelling at your boss when he repeatedly almost gets you and your crew killed and lies to manipulate you into staying when you try to leave, is not emotional abuse, actually' and 'there is such a thing as a mutually toxic and unhealthy relationship where both parties are incredibly shitty to each other - and this is obviously where Ed and Izzy stand until S2, when it becomes blatantly abusive' is a controversial take. But as this is Abuse Apologism And Ableism, The FandomTM, I really should not be surprised

Just.

I was deep in physically and mentally abusive relationships in my teens/twenties - including relationships that started out with mutual toxicity and bad decisions on all sides, but which became outright physical & mental & other sorts of abuse with myself as the victim. I know my shit.

I suppose I can see where 'Izzy emotionally abused Ed' comes from IF people give literally the most uncharitable interpretation to Every Single Scene, and assume Izzy shouts angrily at Ed and negs him all the time rather than this being how he acts when he's incredibly stressed by circumstance caused directly by Ed and at the end of his fucking rope? Which, as we see in S2... Is not the case.

It's not freaking emotional abuse when you're shouting at your boss who keeps almost getting you and your crew killed. Even if this is NOT a kind or productive way to help Ed deal with his mental health, considering that Ed's actions have consequences that he repeatedly and blithely ignores, it's pretty fucking justified!

It's not freaking emotional abuse if your boss OPENLY LOVES MAIMING PEOPLE AND IS MORE THAN HAPPY TO BURN THEM ALIVE and you encourage that, while upholding his right to not kill with his own hands. Even if he has private breakdowns after the fact because he suffers from black-and-white thinking, dissociates himself from any wrongdoing, and is afraid of his potential to become 'a monster'.

Are these choices helpful? No. Are they kind? No. Is Izzy demonstrating Model Citizen Behaviour? Definitely not.

But it's sure as hell not emotional abuse. And it doesn't justify the physical and emotional abuse Ed puts Izzy through in S2.

Nothing you say can 'make' him hit you. If he chooses to hit you (or... choke you out then repeatedly mutilate you and pressure you to commit suicide and makes you constantly live in fear for your life and the lives of people you care about) he makes that decision himself. Yes, even if you shouted at him first. Yes, even if you were arguing. Yes, even if you were in the wrong in that argument. Yes, even if he has a Tragic BackstoryTM and mental health issues. This shit shouldn't be controversial.

Signed: one of those actual abuse survivors.

#izzy hands #israel hands #the izcourse #ofmd izzy #our flag means death #ofmd #to be clear: I think Izzy was an absolute shitbag in S1!#but. as someone who WAS emotionally AND physically abused just. Idk. The amount of straws people are grasping at #that's... not what emotional abuse looks like. holy shit.#if they were trying to depict that then they frankly did a really bad job lol #I think he was jealous and also worried for himself and HIS crew (who weren't the Revenge crew at that point in time)#I think he egged Ed on. But as we see REPEATED THROUGHOUT THE SHOW #ED DOES ENJOY VIOLENCE #HE LOVES A GOOD MAIM #HE BURNS PEOPLE ALIVE #THEN DISSOCIATES - that's what makes his character so fascinating and relatable to me! but he absolutely kills people #he just can't handle the reality of that or what it says about him #Izzy didn't 'make' him do jack shit. S1 is heavily dedicated to showing just how much Izzy never can get Ed to do what he wants #'Ed was afraid of him'?? wtf where do you even GET that from #if anything Ed is afraid of HIMSELF in that final scene. And he has good reason to be!#That self-loathing and fear of the self is INTEGRAL to him! See: when he's ACTUALLY scared of the fucking kraken #Anyway stop making both Ed and Izzy fundamentally boring by making one wholly good and one wholly bad lol #Izzy did bad shit. He got a good redemption arc and died. a lot of his fans are tired of that arc.#Ed did bad shit. He didn't get a good redemption arc and a lot of his fans are pissed about it.

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carbonateds-oda · 1 year

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oda is so fucking funny this man rlly said “oh right there’s a child next to me. I cannot possibly smoke in front of them.” while he was walking said child to a fucking bar, all in hopes to temporarily stop him from committing suicide mind u

#dazai was like the first born parents usually just practice w he got better when he got his other orphans though #bsd #bungou stray dogs #oda sakunosuke #dazai osamu #odasaku #bsd odasaku #the day i picked up dazai #this is what I mean when I say he radiates more older brother vibes than fatherly vibes #he def had no clue wtf he was doing but fuck if he wasn’t going to try anyway

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electric-plants · 15 days

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alhaitham: it’s five in the morning what do you want from me

cyno: your signature on this paper

cyno: also a date but i don’t think that’s relevant right now

alhaitham: cyno please it is FIVE in the MORNING

#haino #cytham #cyhaino #alhaitham #cyno #haino incorrect quotes #genshin impact #genshin incorrect quotes #cyno pls have mercy on him #firmly believe cyno has absolutely zero sense or care for timing #like man would just blurt out confessions whenever #alhaitham thinks it’s charming until they start dating and he is absolutely OVERLOADED with affection #would take like six months before he starts getting used to cyno expressing how much he loves him ALL the time #alhaitham is blunt but he’s so SHORT with what he says too and he habitually hides details that might come in handy later #so i think cyno’s combined bluntness and honesty and urge to care for people would really throw him off #like woah hang on chill wtf what about alhaithams perfect plans to actually say i love you on day 68 of dating??#meanwhile cyno is calling alhaitham beloved in broad daylight from day ONE #alhaitham stuck reconfiguring his perfectly planned relationship timeline for hours smh

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jey-chan · 6 months

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Danny, showing up mild meting like he owns the place bc is in space: So i lost a bet with CW and here i am... you! *points to Flash* have lost your time travel privilegies for 3 i told you so, and YOU! *points a constantine* are going to dismand the Anti-ecto laws and in etchange i give you your soul back but with the punishment of doing all the papework that need to be done becuase of fukin soul tax fraud.

And you! *points to the big 3* are going to firm herr, here, and here.

Flas: wtf‽

Constantine: the anti what now‽

Ww: whai does this lokes like international and interdimencional guardenship papers?

Danny: you have seen noting~ :")

#dpxdc #flash is still confused on the lost time travel privilegies #john constantine #is so done with the american gob #Batman is just sad that he had to share the ghost kid with the alien amd amazonian #but after seing what he can do?#he adds the local marcian on the shared custody team #Danny lied #the bet? was that he could make flash say wtf 3 times before noon #so far? he has 1

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darlingcloudie-9 · 2 months

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woe; my kny self insert be upon ye 😾😾

isn’t she cool like

#hiiii!! My first ever post on here!!!!#My name’s Skye btw!!! Hello!!!!!!!#Anyways meet my super awesome cool sona but demon slayer!!! Her name’s Kumonoue and like #Nah jk she’s canonically a girlfail who pulled a Sawako Kuronama because some guy (Mui 💔) showed up and changed her life for the better #Like- after the swordsmith village arc Mui was minding his own business and all of a sudden he finds Kumonoue and was like #“Oh. friend?”#And basically picked her up off the streets and they were just- cool like that #Girlie lowkey kins Sawako Kuronama….. im not totally sure what kin means but uhh.. my girl was a friendless & VERY TOUCHED STARVED slayer #girlie also cant talk 2 people for shiiii but the moment you walk up to her and say something nice? Oh yeah. You on the brain.#She’s a sweet girl. Just lonely :(#my bestie boo once called her a mini Giyu and oh my god. He right wtf #Anyways she solos she breathes clouds or something and that’s awesome #I’ll gush about her later but 4 now!! Tags!!!!#demon slayer #kny oc #kny #kimetsu no yaiba #kny fanart #Gotouge #demon slayer fanart #digital art

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bugeyedfreaks · 8 days

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#freakin’ adoooorable UGH #she’s just like mwah now go rot in jail IDIOT 💅#but really that mojo in the second panel…….. one of the top mojos.... he just looks done with it all #and as usual if it has my faves in it........ you know i will love it #powerpuff girls #ppg #the powerpuff girls #mojo jojo #blossom #fanart #my brand #also WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ARTIST WTF NOOOOOOOO #shoot I gotta scrub the internet and find the rest of their art why did they say no reposts allowed 🤦‍♀️

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dimitrscu · 20 days

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power scaling elden ring characters is always so funny to me because what do you mean godwyn was the most powerful demigod? because he took part in the war with the dragons? because he fought fortissax and beat him? have you met fortissax? dude has like two attacks and 5 hp

#the obsession with power scaling these characters is so stupid though especially because 99% of arguments end with #‘but they would have won in their prime!!!!’ literally crying and shitting themselves over this nonexistent Prime™ crap #they’ll say shit like ‘holy shit lore accurate maliketh’ like. he’s already lore accurate wtf do you mean 😭#they act like there’s this secret version of these characters that miyazaki is keeping from us #what we see in the game IS lore accurate because it is literally the lore #lore accurate just seems to mean whatever the fuck they want it to mean #‘this is my fav therefore they are the strongest’ there. lore accurate 👏#elden ring fans continue to be annoying af

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daylighteclipsed · 7 months

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Remember how ReCoded just casually drops the fact that this is a “true memory” from the heart of Destiny Islands even though we literally see Riku get swallowed up by darkness in KH1, we watch it happen with Sora before the islands get totally wrecked like this, so how could Riku also leave through this portal afterwards

#what the fuck is even happening at the start of kh1 ???#you know what else is weird? the door in front of the secret place that looks like the door from the pink heart station #when the memory of sora running in there is shown in ddd the door is not there #also the fact that riku says the door is open but when sora runs into the secret place it’s still closed #and then it bursts open and kairi’s heart goes inside him - her body’s already gone -#sora’s blown back out onto the beach and suddenly everything’s fucked up outside #it’s just a little piece of the island left you can’t even see where the secret place used to be #so i mean . ? was some of that a dream ?? was he asleep before he got knocked onto the beach ??#if riku wasn’t physically gone at that point then where was he lmao ???#or is this like a different riku? is this a time travel thing or memories from a reset or ??#wtf is going on

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ywpd-translations · 6 months

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Ride 753: Bird's eye-view