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sweetestpopcorn · 2 years

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As if my day couldn’t get better, besides the cursed fanfiction and people drinking in the Kool Aid, having a big argument in my comment section that escalated to unbelievable proportions, this freaking person is at it again with copying my story!

DUDE! Changing the names and pronouns of two characters does NOT constitute not copying another person! Gain some shame! Like how dare you?! This is so disrespectful!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/41188017/chapters/103253505

Because this is strike two I am sharing the link! And they do NOT have permission to f_cking repost my story with a couple of name changes and a few word changes here and there!

They go as far as copying THIS!!!

The Blacks & the Greens:

-Mushroom! – she screamed angrily, shaking her feet to attempt to rid herself of the dwarf.

The little man started sniggering and let go of her at once, clapping his hands happily.

-If I ever catch you spying on me again and looking up my skirts, you will be Syrax’s next meal! Got it?! - she threatened. - And father will hear about it as well!

-Apologies princess, apologies. But I am drawn to you as a bee to a flower! AS A BEE TO A FLOWER! – he yelled happily, shaking his hat. - Oh… the princess is not alone I see.

Mushroom’s deformed face studied Prince Daemon looking up and down. His smile was malicious.

-Welcome back to the capital, my prince. - he said, giving her uncle a clumsy bow.

A ball fell from his hat as he took it off.

Prince Daemon smiled at the fool, but the smile did not reach his face.

-Should I find you spying on us again, dwarf, and you won’t have many reasons to smile about. And go before I throw you from our side.

Rhaenyra looked from the fool to the prince. A small part of her almost felt bad for Mushroom… that was until she remembered how he had once stolen her smallclothes.

-I hate that little creature! - she told her uncle. - He is always snooping and spying on me. I turn around and he’s there!

The copycat:

“Mushroom!” Daemon screamed angrily, as pushed the dwarf away from them.

The little man simply laughed as he let go of his aunt’s leg at once and and clapped his hands happily. But Dameon was not amused.

“If I ever catch you spying on us again, you will become Caraxes’ next meal! Got that?” He threatened. “And my father will hear about this as well.”

“My apologies, prince. But I am drawn to your aunt as a bee to a flower!” He yelled happily as he shook his hat. “Now let me say hello to the beautiful princess.”

Mushroom’s deformed face looked intently at Rhaenyra’s as he studied her up and down. He had a malicious smile on his face.

“I welcome you back to King’s Landing, my princess.” Mushroom said.

Rhaenyra smiled at the dwarf, but her smile did not reach her eyes.

“Should I see you spying on my nephew and I again, Mushroom, and you will no longer have any reason to smile about. Now go before I throw you out the window.” Rhaenyra said.

Daemon looked at both his aunt and the fool. A small part of him felt almost bad for the dwarf. That was until he remembered that he had once stolen his small clothes.

#wtaf!#tiffany or whatever your name is do you mind STOPPING!#this is insane #can't I get one day of f_cking peace?!#the blacks & the greens #ao3 #is this something I can report?!#why me?!#I am SO DONE!

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midnite--cruiser · 1 year

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i always bring my sketchbook and journal etc for 30min breaks at work but every time i jsut sit there and stare at the wall in the break room

#im dead inside the second i clock in #its a weird phenomenon. like theres nothing in my brain #the 30mins flys as well #wtaf!#open mike night

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konigsblog · 7 months

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könig who has a spit kink 🐙

könig absolutely adores when he fucks you so dumb, that your jaw goes slack and your swollen, wet lips part. it gives könig endless opportunities to spit a fat glob of saliva into your mouth whilst pounding into you ruthlessly.

fat, nusky balls coming to meet your tight ass when he drives his broad, large hips into you on repeat. harsh, brutal thrusts sending you over the edge. your tits bouncing with each thrust, nipples and your soft, irresistible skin covered in spit and hickeys. you can barely think straight; too cockdrunk off his meaty, thick shaft to even mutter a coherent word -- let alone string a sentence together.

“my dumb thing, schatzchen... aren't you precious?”

#konig #könig #im so tired and everything i write feels bad wtaf :(#orla speaks #call of duty #cod fic #cod smut #könig call of duty #konig mw2 #mwii

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eloquent-edits · 3 months

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🗡️ You give so much to others

It’s time someone gave back to you 🗡️ acts of service and fluff prompts

Character A hates washing the dishes and Character B hates cooking, so they do those things for each other

“You don’t have to do anything to pay me back. Your happiness is more than enough.”

A is going through a major depressive episode and B comes by to help clean their room and give them company

B sets up candles, a warm bath, and dim lighting for A to relax in after a stressful work event

B carpools with A a lot. They notice the gas tank is running low and plant a $20 bill in the console for A to find later (B vehemently denies ever putting it there, but A absolutely knows)

A is sick and B goes out of their way to grab medicine and extra tissues to drop off at A’s doorstep

After A ends up in the hospital, B makes sure A’s place stays clean, their pets are fed and taken care of, and that A will have nothing to worry about when they are well again

B automatically sets aside a larger portion for A’s meals because they know that A will be hungrier than they expect

A is sensitive to light and B buys blackout curtains for their room so they can sleep better

“I’ll handle this! You go have fun, I’ll be there in a second.”

B will always pick A up after they travel internationally for work so A can sleep and recover from jet lag

B covers the corner of sharp tables for A (listen it’s just THE SWEETEST thing I’ve seen done for someone ack)

A is busy putting on makeup, so B gently detangles and does their hair (and it’s not as simple as just putting their hair into a ponytail, I’m talking weaves and braids and intricate designs that show B paid attention to this)

“Let me take care of it.”

A complains about their back or neck pain so B gives them a massage (mainly to stop their complaining LOL)

B will occasionally take A’s bath towel while A showers and run it through the dryer so it’s nice and warm when A gets out

A is anxious about finances (they just got a new job) and B helps them work through it and understand all the confusing things

A’s new apartment is not on the first floor and the elevator is out of order, so B moves the big furniture for A up all those flights of stairs

Chronic pain makes it difficult for A to leave the house sometimes, but B makes sure they never run out of medication by picking up A’s prescriptions

“You really didn’t have to do that for me.” “Well, I wanted to. Now you don’t have to do it!”

#writing #writing prompts #prompts #character dynamics #prompt list #imagine your otp #otp prompts #fluff prompts #acts of service #writing inspo #writing inspiration #fluff #cute prompts #again these could be platonic or romantic #I want y’all to use them in any way :3 #also holy shit I didn’t expect that platonic intimacy list to blow up wtaf #so uhhhh #enjoy this one #I am still very very busy

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leclerrari · 5 months

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Charles Leclerc by Barbagiuans Monaco

#he is begging to be kissed fr #charles leclerc #2024 #liz.jpg #and what are those eyes like wtaf are those eyes this is sickening

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fromevertonow · 3 months

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#the moment I felt this weird feeling of attraction to Feyd I knew I needed therapy #wtaf is wrong with me #dune part two #dune #dune 2 #dune part 2 #austin butler #feyd rautha harkonnen #feyd rautha

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snevendytwelve · 6 months

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#slimecicle #sorry boys #real #bro wtaf #hes so hot and so silly at the same time

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thatonebrainstormfan · 6 days

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That resemblance though...

#meme #transformers one #orion pax #d 16 #wtaf #Transformers one book leak

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scumvillainess · 14 days

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while i most definitely don’t believe that shen jiu would be a good parent or even want to have kids in the first place, i think if he ever were to have a kid he would be the type of parent to go “when i was your age-” whenever his kid complains about something being hard or impossible to do, and the funny thing is he wouldn’t even need to exaggerate like most parents do because of how fucked up his life was before joining cang qiong.

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republicansaredomesticterrorists · 1 month

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#Kristi Noem #psycho bitch #republican assholes #maga morons #puppy killer #goat executioner #extra marital affair with Corey lewandowski #owns flame thrower #republican family values #republican values #gave 2 guns to 2 year old grand daughter #WTAF

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ricciardoe · 1 month

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daniel ricciardo miami grand prix 2024

#wtaf ??

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honeysucklethornsandalligtrhorns · 24 days

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'i'm fine with elias simps but i draw the line at lady mowbray you people have clearly never met old rich ladies-' i'm not in it for the money i'm in it for the senseless violence and killings. god forbid a woman do anything.

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #lady mowbray #'you wouldn't like her irl-' i think i wouldnt like her irl because she made a guy kill his entire staff with a meat cleaver #in fiction she is merely Old Woman With Gun And Cool Dogs #also wdym ur fine with elias and not with her????? double fucking standards much?????#ELIAS WAS ALSO OBJECTIVELY WORSE OF A PERSON???#he knew about jane prentiss he knew about not-sasha he caused the fucking apocalypse he knew tim would die bc the rituals were fake he #killed gertrude he killed leitner and got jon blamed he basically forced hundreds of people to work for him and oh yeah! KILLED THE OG ELIA #and you draw the line at lady mowbray because what??? shes a rich old evil WOMAN instead of a rich old evil MAN?????#wtaf guys come fucking on #tma #the magnus archives #my post

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pigeonxp · 6 months

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wilbur soot after dropping the most depressing album with the most extreme aromantic undertones ive ever heard but its ok bc hes eating a cheeseburger

#like wtaf #lyrically beautiful #wilbur soot #will gold #mammalian sighing reflex

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landonor · 2 months

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