what we know about mr bonzo so far:

his teeth are not soft

his skin is sagging and sweaty

homeowner

contractor for the uk government

hey update on YT folks; ublock has put out a guide to getting adblock to work on there again, which i only found out today bc YT failed to work with ublock running.

you can find their post >here<, i highly recommend following the link in the post to submit complaints to YT about violating a policy their parent company follows as well, as we'll be in a perpetual cycle of bullshit if we dont.

EDIT: 10/18

I'm turning off reblogs for this post as the info is outdated! Please refer to the post >>HERE<< for how to fix your ublock. Please note this is for firefox only, Chrome has already fucked over adblockers entirely.

gale when you let him talk about chess

wormy wyrms 🪱

Nobody understands them like I do

Hi

Ok, now that wolf jay is 80% canon, imagine that once this is over and he is back in the Team. The wolf suit (even beter if they can turn into wolves) has side efects like dog like behavior, howling or cool fangs.

ok for starters, if we actually do get wolf jay then wolf jay is becoming to me what snake jay is to half the fandom. he will be a dogboy always and forever.

so, turns out being powered up by ancient wolf-themed magic or whatever has some side effects! i love thinking about him with more animalistic behaviour!! i think while he has amnesia this is definitely more prevalent because hes a bit out of it. sort of like a wounded/sick animal; hes more aggressive, paces when stressed/frustrated, outright snarls and probably bites if hes grabbed in a fight. when hes back in the team this behaviour dies down but still surfaces when hes in a particularly bad mood or out-of-it.

howling is such a funny one. i can imagine him waking up the entire monastery because hes howling at the moon at 2am and nya is sent out to go retrieve her boyfriend from the roof. similarly on funny and mildly-inconvenient things, i bet he gets the urge to chase Everything. whenever a rabbit runs past the team, someone (probably cole) has to grab jays shoulder to stop him from running after it.

finally, re: physical changes, fangs are obviously a must. i can imagine him being not-quite vegetarian but not eating much meat at all previous to becoming a dogboy, but now he rivals wyldfyre (terrifying). i also like giving him a tail as you can tell from my art post.. it wags whenever hes happy or interested and nya thinks its the cutest thing ever.

I’ll say it.

Imposter sagau is just a knockoff version of Windtrace.

Now imagine how much easier life would be if you were being hunted by all of Teyvat and had the ability to disguise yourself as random ordinary objects like a chair or a tree. It would make a normally life-threatening situation absolutely hilarious in my opinion.

Anyway this is my first time playing Windtrace and I am having so much fun with it, I wish Hoyoverse would make it a permanent mini game for you to play all the time, even though I absolutely suck at being a hunter.

I FORGOT YO MENTION she's PK's mum

i feel like i could write an entire mini-essay thing on why draconification rules as a narrative thingy + why it, the dragons and the thematic of immortality/undeath are so relevant and impactful towards botw/totks characters and themes as a whole. like i WONT because it really is just text thats already there. but i could .

opinions on dragons

really cool, kinda hot. but i also think they're often kind of generic and more media should depict them in more fucked up and freaky ways.

hello sam, apologies for the email,

SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK

Dude you poisoned my head with Megaswerve to the point I had to make an au where miners didn’t do war crimes they just opened an underground bar and they’re all like scarred and horrifying to look at but they just wanna party and Megatron is the mute bartender who can’t sing anymore and Swerve visits a few times and becomes a regular singer or dj or something

Swerve is a miner?? Sounds cool. Swerve has negative rizz but Megatron’s still like “this is my husband who won’t shut the fuck up”

Oh and Megatron shows him her poetry. Maybe he reads it out loud

Join me and @theosb0rnway in ripping our hair out over how the TMNT 2012 writers undercooked everyone's character development.

Its like bringing undercooked turkey to dinner.

YOU DON'T.

BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING STUPID.

Put in the work, you assholes.

“If you say one more fucking word,” Harrier growled, jabbing the prybar into the man’s chest, “one more fucking word, I’m going to smash your fucking skull into your stupid little brain while I try to smack some goddamn sense into your worthless little body. I will crush you like a cockroach beneath my shoe. I will gnaw your bones between my teeth. I will beat you so bloody and bruised that people will think the Franconigerian cavalry came back to life just to beat your ass.”

The racist lorry driver’s back met the magazine stall, tilting it with the force of his body. Harrier pressed on, closing the distance, slamming his hands on either side of the coward’s shoulders. Several magazines fell, flopping haplessly onto the ground.

“I didn’t ask you about your goddamn race theory, pup. I asked you to show me your fucking shoes.”

hear me out.. they would be a hilarious pair.

aa7: athena cykes ace attorney (kristoph is the weird girl)